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edededdy
10/26/18 7:46:14 PM
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youre a skilled mathematician huh?
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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 7:47:21 PM
#52:


If you really desire a true intimate relationship,, which as a "romantic at heart", you should, you should recognize that you are never, ever going to get that from her.
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BlazeJordan648
10/26/18 7:47:24 PM
#53:


Duncanwii posted...
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Duncanwii posted...
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Going out to eat at Subway...

Subway is good and affordable. They are also everywhere so we can find one to go to no matter where we go.


So you can't afford to go to a sit-down restaurant?

How did this relationship ever start

You think I have 20s I can just throw around? I only get $100 a month to spend if I went to places like Applebees every day I'd be out of money in a few weeks.


Then don't go on dates 3 times a week?

Also I'm not American but I'm sure Applebees isn't fancy?
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MC_BatCommander
10/26/18 7:47:58 PM
#54:


Duncanwii posted...
Applebees


oh my god I'm dying, someone please stop it
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__aCEr__
10/26/18 7:50:29 PM
#56:


Applebees may not be much but we can't all afford things like Long John Silver's.
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:50:47 PM
#57:


...if I break up with her how am I supposed to do it without crushing myself? Shes been my life for the last 3 years I dont want to go back to being single :,(
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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 7:52:13 PM
#58:


Duncanwii posted...
...if I break up with her how am I supposed to do it without crushing myself? Shes been my life for the last 3 years I dont want to go back to being single :,(

You are single. Your relationship has precisely 0 qualities of an actual relationship. You two are friends and can even remain friends. But you will never, as long as you live, get the intimacy you desire from her.
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 7:53:36 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
...if I break up with her how am I supposed to do it without crushing myself? Shes been my life for the last 3 years I dont want to go back to being single :,(

You're already single, live with your parents and literally eat at Applebees in 2018.
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MC_BatCommander
10/26/18 7:54:41 PM
#61:


Duncanwii posted...
...if I break up with her how am I supposed to do it without crushing myself? Shes been my life for the last 3 years I dont want to go back to being single :,(


oh man then you'll have to go to Subway by yourself
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:54:53 PM
#62:


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Duncan do you have any hobbies or interests whatsoever besides a transgender poster on Gamefaqs

I play games, watch let's plays, and post here. That's everything.
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Touch
10/26/18 7:56:11 PM
#63:


IDK why you guys are making fun of him Applebee's is a fine dining experience
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 8:00:32 PM
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Do you even have a job Duncan?
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 8:00:45 PM
#66:


PhazonReborn posted...
Do you even have a job Duncan?

No.
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Leanaunfurled
10/26/18 8:01:29 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
Duncanwii posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Give her the best gift of all and end the relationship

She loves me more then anything, I'm pretty sure that would devastate her.

Even if that was true, so?

So we love each other and dont want to end the relationship? Who are you to tell me how to live my life?

I didn't tell you to do anything, I pointed out that feelings play second fiddle when it comes to doing what's right/what's best for one or both parties. And don't get pissed at Ed for simply posting the topic you made. Relationships aren't easy, breaking up isn't easy, but you really need to be more aware of how you treat people you claim to care about and what's okay to expect from them or not, because you've said some really disgusting things.
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 8:02:36 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Do you even have a job Duncan?

No.

So how do you afford Subway and Applebees?

Dont tell me that your parents pay for your dates, or she does...
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Vyrulisse
10/26/18 8:02:50 PM
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 8:03:48 PM
#70:


PhazonReborn posted...
Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Do you even have a job Duncan?

No.

So how do you afford Subway and Applebees?

Dont tell me that your parents pay for your dates, or she does...

The government does.
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 8:05:03 PM
#71:


Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Do you even have a job Duncan?

No.

So how do you afford Subway and Applebees?

Dont tell me that your parents pay for your dates, or she does...

The government does.

So you're a welfare recipient?
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edededdy
10/26/18 8:05:26 PM
#72:


Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Do you even have a job Duncan?

No.

So how do you afford Subway and Applebees?

Dont tell me that your parents pay for your dates, or she does...

The government does.

oh great so all of us hardworking people are paying you to do this shit
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 8:06:10 PM
#73:


PhazonReborn posted...
Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Do you even have a job Duncan?

No.

So how do you afford Subway and Applebees?

Dont tell me that your parents pay for your dates, or she does...

The government does.

So you're a welfare recipient?

I get SSI. I get around 700 dollars but 600 of it goes to my parents and I get $100 a month for lunch and expenses.
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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 8:08:48 PM
#74:


What are you going to do when your parents die one day?
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 8:10:56 PM
#75:


Genocet_10-325 posted...
What are you going to do when your parents die one day?

I'm trying to get a degree to get a good job. I'm trying my best I'm taking classes I need to complete Biology and take 2 more Criminal Justice classes to get my Criminal Justice degree.
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Vyrulisse
10/26/18 8:12:23 PM
#76:


Good luck with that Duncan, hope you succeed.
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 8:13:37 PM
#77:


Vyrulisse posted...
Good luck with that Duncan, hope you succeed.

Thanks.
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edededdy
10/26/18 8:14:00 PM
#78:


@theworstposter does tc remind you of you?
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Vyrulisse
10/26/18 8:14:28 PM
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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 8:14:53 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
What are you going to do when your parents die one day?

I'm trying to get a degree to get a good job. I'm trying my best I'm taking classes I need to complete Biology and take 2 more Criminal Justice classes to get my Criminal Justice degree.

Thats good. What job do you plan on getting once you finish?
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 8:16:15 PM
#81:


Genocet_10-325 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
What are you going to do when your parents die one day?

I'm trying to get a degree to get a good job. I'm trying my best I'm taking classes I need to complete Biology and take 2 more Criminal Justice classes to get my Criminal Justice degree.

Thats good. What job do you plan on getting once you finish?

Paralegal or another job where I can help people in need. I thought about nursing but medical school is expensive and I have a germ phobia.
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 8:25:02 PM
#82:


Duncanwii posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
What are you going to do when your parents die one day?

I'm trying to get a degree to get a good job. I'm trying my best I'm taking classes I need to complete Biology and take 2 more Criminal Justice classes to get my Criminal Justice degree.

Thats good. What job do you plan on getting once you finish?

Paralegal or another job where I can help people in need. I thought about nursing but medical school is expensive and I have a germ phobia.

You do seem like the soft, sensitive type
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Crayon_Lover
10/26/18 8:30:33 PM
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I can understand why you'd stay with your girlfriend, 3 years is a long time and I'm sure you care about her. But I think you're hurting both of you in the long run. You clearly want to have sex and she doesn't and it doesn't sound like that's going to change. What if it's 3 more years and you're still in the same situation?
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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 8:32:55 PM
#84:


Crayon_Lover posted...
I can understand why you'd stay with your girlfriend, 3 years is a long time and I'm sure you care about her. But I think you're hurting both of you in the long run. You clearly want to have sex and she doesn't and it doesn't sound like that's going to change. What if it's 3 more years and you're still in the same situation?

Exactly. I'm not trying to be an asshole here, i'm telling you that you will never get what youre looking for from this relationship. If you care about her, just remain friends but find a girl who is actually capable of giving what you need.
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Greenfox111
10/26/18 8:37:53 PM
#86:


edededdy posted...
Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Duncanwii posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Do you even have a job Duncan?

No.

So how do you afford Subway and Applebees?

Dont tell me that your parents pay for your dates, or she does...

The government does.

oh great so all of us hardworking people are paying you to do this shit

Somehow i doubt youre a hard worker
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Leanaunfurled
10/26/18 8:39:03 PM
#87:


And he's sitting here expecting an asexual woman to put out for him. Still.
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smoliske
10/26/18 8:39:42 PM
#88:


why exactly do your parents take 85% of your disability pay
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Ryetoast
10/26/18 8:41:20 PM
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smoliske posted...
why exactly do your parents take 85% of your disability pay


Usually with disability adults are the payee..

Since the person is unfit to handle the money.
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 8:41:46 PM
#91:


smoliske posted...
why exactly do your parents take 85% of your disability pay

Since I live with them and live under their roof they take most of the money as my "fair share."
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DezDroppedFreak
10/26/18 8:42:51 PM
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Conflict posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Crayon_Lover posted...
I can understand why you'd stay with your girlfriend, 3 years is a long time and I'm sure you care about her. But I think you're hurting both of you in the long run. You clearly want to have sex and she doesn't and it doesn't sound like that's going to change. What if it's 3 more years and you're still in the same situation?

I just want to have sexual experiences with her. We are both virgins which is rare at our ages and my lack of experience and lack of sexuality wont effect her opinion of me. I'm afraid if we split I'll end up with as n experienced woman who will be underwhelmed and cheat on me.


ffs

She.

Is.

Asexual.

She is not going to fuck you.


This isnt a concept he understands
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smoliske
10/26/18 8:42:57 PM
#93:


"fair share"

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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 8:43:00 PM
#94:


Duncan. An asexual is about as sexually attracted to you as a straight man is attracted to other men. Think about it that way.
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 8:44:09 PM
#95:


Genocet_10-325 posted...
Duncan. An asexual is about as sexually attracted to you as a straight man is attracted to other men. Think about it that way.

But she told me she is attracted to me. Is she lying to make me feel better?
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Leanaunfurled
10/26/18 8:45:17 PM
#96:


Attraction =/= sexual attraction
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edededdy
10/26/18 8:52:07 PM
#98:


watch as Duncan takes 0 of what people have told him on this topic and will have learned nothing
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Ryetoast
10/26/18 8:56:00 PM
#99:


Why even make topics about your GF anymore dude?

I like your Pokmon topics at the least....if they give you shit for it you give them fuel <_<.
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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 8:57:36 PM
#100:


@edededdy posted...
watch as Duncan takes 0 of what people have told him on this topic and will have learned nothing

Hahahaha lmfao
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DezDroppedFreak
10/26/18 8:59:04 PM
#101:


edededdy posted...
watch as Duncan takes 0 of what people have told him on this topic and will have learned nothing

Yep. Thats how these topics go.
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