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Turtlebread 10/24/18 4:33:42 PM #1: |
the last two times we've been together I haven't even tried to sleep with her cause I know it'll be terrible
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AlabamaLove 10/24/18 4:35:10 PM #2: |
Ghost her. Before I even got to sex this one chick, she told me she straight up doesn't like to make out or give head.
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Turtlebread 10/24/18 4:35:45 PM #3: |
AlabamaLove posted...
Ghost her noooo dude... that's like the worst thing I could do --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 10/24/18 4:35:49 PM #4: |
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TheKentster 10/24/18 4:36:37 PM #5: |
Does she smell like garbage
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A_Good_Boy 10/24/18 4:37:32 PM #6: |
Any reason why you can't just tell her what you'd like in bed?
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Parappa09 10/24/18 4:38:29 PM #7: |
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Giant_Aspirin 10/24/18 4:38:37 PM #8: |
try communicating
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Kitt 10/24/18 4:38:46 PM #9: |
Is she stiff and hardly doesn't move?
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LordMarshal 10/24/18 4:39:08 PM #10: |
Explain.
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EmeralDragon23 10/24/18 4:39:47 PM #11: |
Ask her what she likes.
Get her to ask you what you like. Tell her what to do. Basically, communicate. --- El Psy Congroo 3DS FC: 3952-7469-6840 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 10/24/18 4:39:59 PM #12: |
Parappa09 posted...
put it in another hole --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PokemonExpert44 10/24/18 4:40:00 PM #13: |
use a condom
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slmcknett 10/24/18 4:40:59 PM #14: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
try communicating Seriously. Just teach her. --- https://imgur.com/1LrhmQE Kari Wahlgren: "Guys, I just can't wrap my mouth around it." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 10/24/18 4:41:44 PM #15: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
try communicating --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 10/24/18 4:42:49 PM #16: |
Kineth posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...try communicating by Blue_Inigo posted... Parappa09 posted...putting it in another hole --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThyCorndog 10/24/18 4:43:46 PM #17: |
LordMarshal posted...
Explain. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Megaman50100 10/24/18 4:44:55 PM #18: |
Time for some d u m p s t e r d i v i n g
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dj1200 10/24/18 4:49:16 PM #19: |
how is she bad at sex. and any nonnude body pics? just to see what we're working with.
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hollow_shrine 10/24/18 4:50:44 PM #20: |
EmeralDragon23 posted...
Ask her what she likes. <3 --- Ignorance is a choice https://imgtc.com/i/7UnK3hx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 10/24/18 4:54:43 PM #21: |
ok the problem is that it hurts her if we go any faster than old-people-fucking speed
she says it happened with all her exs too so it's not like I have a monster dong or anything but having sex with her is so boring because of it, I have to watch porn to remind myself of how hot sex can actually be also she won't go on the pill but that's understandable, I just hate condoms, my problem though --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lincoln002 10/24/18 5:06:01 PM #22: |
I think being bad at sex usually means they aren't putting enough genuine effort and work into pleasing you. It doesn't mean that it's something she's actually bad at, it's building and re enforcing that genuine effort and work that goes into pleasing someone into her that you'll need to do. This is mostly psychological, woman in general have a nurturing mechanic about them that predisposes them to behaviors with the intentions to please their partner. You have to instruct her and guide her on how you want her to behave slowly and kindly and she will do what you want for her. You should also take a step back and reflect on yourself, usually other peoples behavior are projections of ourselves. So her displaying bad sexual habits could be due to your lack of sexual effort and work that you put in, she might be thinking in her head "why should I even try when he doesn't even please me?" You have to think of her as well bro.
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A_Good_Boy 10/24/18 5:06:17 PM #23: |
Turtlebread posted...
ok the problem is that it hurts her if we go any faster than old-people-fucking speed Foreplay doesn't help? Switching positions or angles? --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 10/24/18 5:06:58 PM #24: |
Sounds like butt stuff is out the window
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tremain07 10/24/18 5:07:51 PM #25: |
Turtlebread posted...
but having sex with her is so boring because of it, I have to watch porn to remind myself of how hot sex can actually be That might be your mistake, porn is manufactured ever see a show called sex factor? That shows you just how false it is to actual sex, I recommend you watch it at least one episode --- IGN: Sun FC: 0061-0132-7564 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 10/24/18 5:09:12 PM #26: |
Has she asked a medical professional about this issue? There are some conditions that make it painful or hard to have sex, and she might have one of them.
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OctilIery 10/24/18 5:09:43 PM #27: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
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Turtlebread 10/24/18 5:11:46 PM #28: |
A_Good_Boy posted...
Foreplay doesn't help? Switching positions or angles? All she can do is missionary...very slowly.. tremain07 posted... That might be your mistake, porn is manufactured ever see a show called sex factor? That shows you just how false it is to actual sex, I recommend you watch it at least one episode she can't even get on top of me and I think that's a pretty common sex position Master_Bass posted... Has she asked a medical professional about this issue? There are some conditions that make it painful or hard to have sex, and she might have one of them. no but I might ask her to --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 10/24/18 5:11:53 PM #29: |
Turtlebread posted...
ok the problem is that it hurts her if we go any faster than old-people-fucking speed I've actually heard of this before but I can't remember where. That fucking sucks and tbh it'd probably be a deal breaker which is shitty since she can't help it. She should go see a gynaecologist (Damn I misspelled the fuck out of that) and find out if it can be helped ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 10/24/18 5:14:36 PM #30: |
How good is her head game?
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ImTheMacheteGuy 10/24/18 5:15:47 PM #31: |
Sounds like her vagina might be broken. You should take her to your local vagina vendor and help her pick out a new one tbh
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RoboLaserGandhi 10/24/18 5:21:07 PM #32: |
Maybe she's just not physically attracted to you.
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vocedelmorte 10/24/18 5:23:18 PM #33: |
What about you ? Are you not garbage in bed ?
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Tupacrulez 10/24/18 5:27:12 PM #34: |
Sounds like you actually suck and can't get her going.
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A_Good_Boy 10/24/18 5:28:00 PM #35: |
Turtlebread posted...
All she can do is missionary...very slowly.. That didn't really answer the question much at all. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 10/24/18 5:29:15 PM #36: |
Well for the other half of your question, yes we always do foreplay before sex.
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SSJ2GrimReaper 10/24/18 5:29:24 PM #37: |
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EmeralDragon23 10/24/18 6:30:48 PM #38: |
Maybe she's allergic to latex
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DarkTransient 10/24/18 6:31:49 PM #39: |
Turtlebread posted...
Master_Bass posted...Has she asked a medical professional about this issue? There are some conditions that make it painful or hard to have sex, and she might have one of them. This sounds like the most likely issue tbh. --- https://imgtc.com/i/0mboxsZ.png ^ Tiamat is best babe, if you disagree you're objectively wrong. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlabamaLove 10/24/18 8:21:22 PM #40: |
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NeonOctopus 10/24/18 8:23:01 PM #41: |
How are her boobs?
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Allanon23 10/24/18 8:24:04 PM #42: |
Look up vaginismus. It's a real medical condition that not a lot of doctors know about.
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Unite 10/24/18 8:56:52 PM #43: |
lay on your back with her sitting on you so she can control the flow
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Blue_Dream87 10/24/18 8:59:04 PM #44: |
Sounds like she's got a disorder
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Solid Sonic 10/24/18 9:00:20 PM #45: |
How much weight does one put on sexual performance in wanting to remain in a relationship?
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Kineth 10/24/18 9:04:56 PM #46: |
Solid Sonic posted...
How much weight does one put on sexual performance in wanting to remain in a relationship? Varies from person to person, obviously. But quite a few people consider it to be somewhat related to how their partner feels about them. --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Sonic 10/24/18 9:05:42 PM #47: |
I hate exposing myself as a man who is unlaid.
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Kineth 10/24/18 9:06:47 PM #48: |
Solid Sonic posted...
I hate exposing myself as a man who is unlaid. On here or in real life? Well, regardless of what your answer is, you can just lie about it. It's not exactly obvious to understand yet, but sex isn't that big of a deal and you'll realize that once you've gotten laid. Having said that, you should consider that when you might have a chance and don't get nervous and don't expect the world. Just enjoy the experience. --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PIITB415 10/24/18 9:08:43 PM #49: |
Touch posted...
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LimboTraveller 10/24/18 9:10:58 PM #50: |
i got you , TC. Your mother is also bad at sex but i just accept it and continue banging her
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