Poll of the Day > I thought sperm slept at night and you couldn't get a girl pregnant then

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Andromicus
10/11/18 11:26:15 AM
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The fuck was all that sexual education about then
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Nichtcrawler X
10/11/18 11:28:24 AM
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Uhm, what?

Who taught you your sexual education? As I cannot imagine schools spreading such obvious lies.
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Jen0125
10/11/18 11:31:21 AM
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You can't get a girl pregnant if they're upside down either because they get confused.
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 11:32:01 AM
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This is true, but some sperm is nocturnal so it sleeps during the day and not the night. You have to go to your local planned parenthood and get the test done to see if your sperm sleeps in the morning or night
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 11:32:31 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
You can't get a girl pregnant if they're upside down either because they get confused.

Well look what the devil dragged in..
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Blighboy
10/11/18 11:32:48 AM
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Andromicus
10/11/18 11:33:25 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
This is true, but some sperm is nocturnal so it sleeps during the day and not the night. You have to go to your local planned parenthood and get the test done to see if your sperm sleeps in the morning or night

Fuck man I knew I was missing something thanks
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 11:34:26 AM
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Andromicus
10/11/18 11:35:55 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
You can't get a girl pregnant if they're upside down either because they get confused.

Please don't spread stupid misinformation like that, there are gullible young minds here
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Dikitain
10/11/18 11:40:12 AM
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Blighboy posted...
https://imgur.com/gallery/3CRHP

Thank you for making me check over my shoulder every few seconds while I read through all of these at work.
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Foppe
10/11/18 11:48:41 AM
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No poop!
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Sarcasthma
10/11/18 11:49:53 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Uhm, what?

Who taught you your sexual education? As I cannot imagine schools spreading such obvious lies.

Please understand jokes.
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Nichtcrawler X
10/11/18 11:53:49 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Please understand jokes.


I know the results of bad sexual education, nothing even remotely a joke about that.
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 12:02:53 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Please understand jokes.


I know the results of bad sexual education, nothing even remotely a joke about that.

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Sarcasthma
10/11/18 12:12:53 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Please understand jokes.


I know the results of bad sexual education, nothing even remotely a joke about that.


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MannerSaurus
10/11/18 12:14:03 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Please understand jokes.


I know the results of bad sexual education, nothing even remotely a joke about that.


...Babies?
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VeeVees
10/11/18 12:17:36 PM
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some sperms like to stay up late so there's always a chance
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Andromicus
10/11/18 12:18:01 PM
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MannerSaurus posted...
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Please understand jokes.


I know the results of bad sexual education, nothing even remotely a joke about that.


...Babies?

400 BABIES
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Nichtcrawler X
10/11/18 1:42:02 PM
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MannerSaurus posted...
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Please understand jokes.


I know the results of bad sexual education, nothing even remotely a joke about that.


...Babies?


Yep, and considering who school sexual education is aimed at, that is not a good thing.
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Lokarin
10/11/18 1:43:21 PM
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Why does "abstinence only" fail? like, who is out there getting pregnant while abstinent?
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Nade Duck
10/11/18 1:45:27 PM
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Blighboy posted...
https://imgur.com/gallery/3CRHP

i don't think i've ever seen something so simultaneously disgusting and adorable.
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EvilMegas
10/11/18 1:46:59 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
You can't get a girl pregnant if they're upside down either because they get confused.

Or if the girl is on top because they cant swim upward
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lihlih
10/11/18 1:47:15 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
Blighboy posted...
https://imgur.com/gallery/3CRHP

i don't think i've ever seen something so simultaneously disgusting and adorable.


And arousing, right? Please tell me I'm not the only one...>.>
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EvilMegas
10/11/18 1:47:37 PM
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Andromicus posted...
MannerSaurus posted...
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Please understand jokes.


I know the results of bad sexual education, nothing even remotely a joke about that.


...Babies?

400 BABIES

I laughed.
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DPsx7
10/11/18 1:48:00 PM
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Don't look at me, I napped during that class.
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Zareth
10/11/18 3:16:00 PM
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Sperm can't survive at high temperatures, so you can't get a girl pregnant if you set your dick on fire beforehand.
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MannerSaurus
10/11/18 3:17:02 PM
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Zareth posted...
Sperm can't survive at high temperatures, so you can't get a girl pregnant if you set your dick on fire beforehand.


Fake News, some of Rammstein's members have kids.
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Nade Duck
10/11/18 3:18:17 PM
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lihlih posted...
Nade Duck posted...
Blighboy posted...
https://imgur.com/gallery/3CRHP

i don't think i've ever seen something so simultaneously disgusting and adorable.


And arousing, right? Please tell me I'm not the only one...>.>

dude it's poo
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Foppe
10/11/18 3:18:50 PM
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What about having sex in a hot sauna?
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 6:21:11 PM
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Foppe posted...
What about having sex in a hot sauna?

There is no way I could keep it up in a sauna
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Andromicus
10/11/18 6:24:15 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Foppe posted...
What about having sex in a hot sauna?

There is no way I could keep it up in a sauna

Will test later
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 6:28:21 PM
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Nothing kills my boner than my body overheating. Ive lost boners mid sex with because of a hot ass room with no AC.

Glass of water and head in the freezer for two minutes and my dong is back in action
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Foppe
10/11/18 6:31:18 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Nothing kills my boner than my body overheating. Ive lost boners mid sex with because of a hot ass room with no AC.

Glass of water and head in the freezer for two minutes and my dong is back in action

What if you wear a box filled with ice over your head while being in a sauna?
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JOExHIGASHI
10/11/18 6:39:33 PM
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Yup

Your girl is cheating on you during the day
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 6:43:12 PM
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Foppe posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Nothing kills my boner than my body overheating. Ive lost boners mid sex with because of a hot ass room with no AC.

Glass of water and head in the freezer for two minutes and my dong is back in action

What if you wear a box filled with ice over your head while being in a sauna?

That might work.. I have had sex in the snow and that was fine, but extreme is a no go.
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Arishok
10/15/18 4:38:05 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Nothing kills my boner than my body overheating. Ive lost boners mid sex with because of a hot ass room with no AC.

Glass of water and head in the freezer for two minutes and my dong is back in action

Which head?
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
10/15/18 4:40:39 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
You can't get a girl pregnant if they're upside down either because they get confused.

True story. Sperm an airplanes have similar controls.
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Arishok
10/15/18 4:43:51 PM
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