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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 2:32:35 PM #1: |
Damn it, ER. Why do you do this to me
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Foppe 10/08/18 2:33:46 PM #2: |
Was he cute?
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DocileOrangeCup 10/08/18 2:36:06 PM #3: |
Foppe posted...
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Darkman124 10/08/18 2:37:04 PM #4: |
his heart was just thumpin cuz he heard you were on call tonight
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Kaiganeer 10/08/18 2:37:14 PM #5: |
"my diagnose is that your heart's throbbin' and that it needs some lovin'"
then you flash a tit ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 10/08/18 2:37:35 PM #6: |
It was probably just acid reflux.
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 3:13:47 PM #7: |
UDS positive for meth
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Questionmarktarius 10/08/18 3:15:09 PM #8: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
UDS positive for meth Dumbassitis, possibly a chronic case. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 10/08/18 3:15:40 PM #10: |
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teepan95 10/08/18 3:16:16 PM #11: |
"w/cc"?
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DezDroppedFreak 10/08/18 3:17:32 PM #12: |
teepan95 posted...
"w/cc"? With chief complaint --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VGCThirteen 10/08/18 3:19:59 PM #14: |
@Goats posted...
teepan95 posted..."w/cc"? Ah hell no fam. If anyone is going to have a Digimon gimmick it be me piemon --- Ph.D. In Xenogearslogy: https://imgtc.com/i/lQOAF9u.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nuffinz0rz 10/08/18 3:22:25 PM #15: |
DezDroppedFreak posted...
teepan95 posted..."w/cc"? carbon copy --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 10/08/18 3:47:36 PM #16: |
DezDroppedFreak posted...
teepan95 posted..."w/cc"? OK thanks --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 10/08/18 3:56:30 PM #17: |
Did you tell him to lay off the crystalline methamphetamine?
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 4:46:26 PM #18: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Did you tell him to lay off the crystalline methamphetamine? I asked if he did drugs "No" Meth? "Yeah" --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PhazonReborn 10/08/18 4:53:37 PM #19: |
Is TC both a confirmed girl and fake ER doctor?
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sleepysausage 10/08/18 4:53:46 PM #20: |
Sounds like a keeper
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 4:54:43 PM #21: |
PhazonReborn posted...
Is TC both a confirmed girl and fake ER doctor? Of course I'm a fake ER doctor. A real ER doctor would have ordered 2 CT scans and a D-Dimer before calling the hospitalist. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ultima Dragon 10/08/18 4:54:52 PM #22: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Did you tell him to lay off the crystalline methamphetamine? TIL meth isn't a drug. --- "We know things can move faster than the speed of light because liberal tears are on the ground before something offensive even happens" - Coffeebeanz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 10/08/18 4:55:02 PM #23: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Did you tell him to lay off the crystalline methamphetamine? Did he look 22? or like 40? >_> --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 4:55:28 PM #24: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Did you tell him to lay off the crystalline methamphetamine? I'd say mid-30s --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 4:58:32 PM #25: |
Fuck. This ER doc downstairs must be allergic to sending people home.
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 6:39:26 PM #26: |
Holy crap Cardiology actually cathed this dude. They must be hard up for cash or something.
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PhazonReborn 10/08/18 6:43:24 PM #27: |
Imagine believing TC actually posts on CE while being an ER Physician on duty
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 6:44:40 PM #28: |
PhazonReborn posted...
Imagine believing TC actually posts on CE while being an ER Physician on duty Do you even know what a fucking hospitalist is? Protip: Not ER docs. Also other Protip: Don't insert catheter if there's blood in the meatus, and don't give a beta blocker to a guy who smokes crack. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 10/08/18 6:48:54 PM #29: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
and don't give a beta blocker to a guy who smokes crack. Yeah, he needs a hater blocker instead. --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joestarrr 10/08/18 6:50:57 PM #30: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
PhazonReborn posted...Imagine believing TC actually posts on CE while being an ER Physician on duty Phazon hates women. Its not just you --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 10/08/18 6:54:43 PM #31: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
PhazonReborn posted...Imagine believing TC actually posts on CE while being an ER Physician on duty A hospitalist is someone who... hospitals? >_> (I actually don't know. I've only ever seen the title when you've mentioned it here and I haven't bothered to google it) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PhazonReborn 10/08/18 7:21:11 PM #32: |
Imagine thinking TC a truly is a hospitalist
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BlameAnesthesia 10/08/18 7:34:52 PM #34: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
Holy crap Cardiology actually cathed this dude. They must be hard up for cash or something. Lmfao PhazonReborn posted... Imagine believing TC actually posts on CE while being an ER Physician on duty First off, medicine is a language. There is a way physicians communicate that your armchair "doctor" can't replicate. So it's pretty easy to tell here who is the real deal or not. Second, if you've spent any real time working in an ED you'd understand it's not necessarily always go-go-go. There are definitely lulls, especially on overnight shifts. Or sometimes your hospital is so full upstairs that the ED goes on what is called "diversion" whereby any new patient is just walk-ins and not by ambulance. I've spent several hours with nothing going on before. Third, she's not an ED doc, but hospitalists admit patients from the ED, therefore they are aware enough to discuss the patient's course prior to being admitted. ImTheMacheteGuy posted... A hospitalist is someone who... hospitals? >_> (I actually don't know. I've only ever seen the title when you've mentioned it here and I haven't bothered to google it) A hospitalist usually refers to an internal medicine doctor who attends over inpatients in the hospital (in contrast to outpatient clinic). It can also refer to pediatricians or family docs who also attend inpatients. Best example--Dr. Cox and J.D. (once he finished his residency) from the show Scrubs were both hospitalists. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 7:36:50 PM #35: |
House is a hospitalist. And an internist w/ fellowships in Infectious Disease and Nephro. Which is literally the nerdiest thing to do in all of medicine.
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Reis 10/08/18 7:38:11 PM #36: |
BlameAnesthesia posted...
First off, medicine is a language. There is a way physicians communicate that your armchair "doctor" can't replicate. So it's pretty easy to tell here who is the real deal or not this is what always what makes it lol worthy when you see people trying to shit on Coffeebeanz and joestarrr but anyone who's actually in the field knows better ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 7:42:25 PM #37: |
You know what's hilarious
Orthopod H&Ps "Hypocreatininemia" --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 10/08/18 7:47:30 PM #38: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
House is a hospitalist. And an internist w/ fellowships in Infectious Disease and Nephro. Which is literally the nerdiest thing to do in all of medicine. Ah okay. I didn't really understand the scrubs explanation because I hate that show but I've seen a bunch of House so that makes sense. I know the scrubs character, just not really what they do on the show other than Cox can be a dick at times. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkman124 10/08/18 8:03:12 PM #39: |
coffeebeanz' stress level alone has always convinced me that her background is legit
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thronedfire2 10/08/18 8:04:20 PM #40: |
how bad are intermittent chest pains anyway? I get them a couple times a week for like..10-20 seconds?
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 8:13:02 PM #41: |
Darkman124 posted...
coffeebeanz' stress level alone has always convinced me that her background is legit If I could do caths I wouldn't be driving a car with a broken tape deck. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KamenRiderBlade 10/08/18 8:15:14 PM #42: |
@Coffeebeanz posted...
If I could do caths I wouldn't be driving a car with a broken tape deck.If the tape deck wasn't broken, would you be using it? --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 10/08/18 8:52:46 PM #43: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
Darkman124 posted...coffeebeanz' stress level alone has always convinced me that her background is legit do you mean heart catheterization, as in what Dr's use to diagnose cardiac conditions? Why would they do that do someone who is just a young drug boy? Sorry I don't know much about this, just what I know from the few medical records I've reviewed when I did some life insurance underwriting --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/08/18 8:57:51 PM #44: |
Drpooplol posted...
Why would they do that do someone who is just a young drug boy? 22 year old meth-head who's not completely burnt out yet and even willing to go to a hospital, implies someone who's in a reasonably well-off family and on a parent's cadillac insurance. May as well. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 10/08/18 9:01:42 PM #45: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Drpooplol posted...Why would they do that do someone who is just a young drug boy? yeah that's what I figured, at 22 he'll still be on his parents' insurance, so they can bleed em. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DanHarenChamp 10/08/18 9:05:06 PM #46: |
im gonna guess he had some ekg changes? probably early repol lol. but technically aha/acc ACS guidelines will tell you to treat meth/cocaine pts the same as non-drug users, except that you dont give a bb. but yea, 22 yo, cath is a pretty big leap.
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Coffeebeanz 10/08/18 9:06:16 PM #47: |
Yeah. He actually had amphetamine cardiomyopathy. EF 20%. At 22 wow.
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Questionmarktarius 10/08/18 9:09:14 PM #48: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
Yeah. He actually had amphetamine cardiomyopathy. EF 20%. At 22 wow. ...that's a lot of meth. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 10/08/18 10:05:38 PM #49: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
Yeah. He actually had amphetamine cardiomyopathy. EF 20%. At 22 wow. My dad had a serious heart attack, double bypass, and just hit 70.. and his EF is 40% something... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 10/09/18 12:12:15 AM #50: |
Next time, on Coffee Bean Z...
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