Current Events > Kentucky Man named BRETT KAVANAGH says it's a TERRIBLE time with that NAME!!

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mrduckbear
10/08/18 1:16:58 AM
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Do you have a stupid first name? - Results (7 votes)
Yes..
14.29% (1 vote)
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No
85.71% (6 votes)
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27 y/o Brett Kavanaugh from Kentucky doesn't share the same values as his predator counterpart and now Supreme Court Judge, Brett Kavanaugh...except for his NAME as he's now being followed by THOUSANDS of people on Twitter who wrote "This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh"

His hilarious tweet went viral racking up a million likes and 161,000 retweets as he couldn't take it when his name became the hottest topic of conversation last week and his phone inundated with twitter notifications.

He's been tagged in mean tweets and criticized for his judicial philosophy by angry twitter users. He said "Dude, it was literally like a machine gun. It was like my phone caught a virus. It was constantly vibrating. I had a couple of beers and i was like 'You know what, i'm just going ot throw this out there i thought to myself. This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh"

His boss, Landon Wade even said how crazy it's been.

The salesman says he has to change his whole pitch following the scandal

It turns out he isn't the only one as other people with horrible names..as a user named "Mike Pence" responded with "Welcome to the club, brother" and another named Michael Cohen said "How's it going, fellas?"

And another with Paul Ryan who said "Are you guys coming to my retirement party?"

Even a woman named SUSAN COLLINS said "i feel your pain"

Do you have a stupid name?

Brett -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/00/4846412-6250749-image-m-33_1538956776321.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/01/4846426-6250749-The_clothing_salesman_says_he_s_even_had_to_change_his_pitch-a-55_1538958464119.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/00/4846420-6250749-image-a-28_1538956755648.jpg

Twitter -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/00/4846434-6250749-image-a-29_1538956761661.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/01/4847054-6250749-image-a-49_1538958204164.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/01/4847052-6250749-image-a-51_1538958214992.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/01/4847308-6250749-image-a-54_1538958219006.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/01/4847306-6250749-image-m-52_1538958217386.jpg
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SilverBloodX3
10/08/18 1:24:23 AM
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Yknow, over the years, these are always consistently among the best topics on this board lmao
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Fossil
10/08/18 1:29:56 AM
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Would suck, but I'd legit troll the shit out of people if they were dumb enough to mistake my misspelled name for someone famous or in power.
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boxington
10/08/18 1:31:04 AM
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at least his name isn't Imogen Poots
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EnragedSlith
10/08/18 1:31:23 AM
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I share a name with a pretty infamous person that I wont disclose for obvious reasons
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jukester
10/08/18 1:33:49 AM
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I knew an Alex Jones. Then I heard about Alex Jones.
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DocileOrangeCup
10/08/18 1:34:16 AM
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Shotgunnova
10/08/18 1:36:07 AM
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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/00/4846434-6250749-image-a-29_1538956761661.jpg
lol
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TheKentster
10/08/18 1:37:02 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
I had a couple of beers and i was like


Ok Brett
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boxington
10/08/18 1:37:30 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
boxington posted...
at least his name isn't Imogen Poots

IMOGEN GAY POOTS?!?!

well, I can't speak for her middle name
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DocileOrangeCup
10/08/18 2:03:05 AM
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boxington posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
boxington posted...
at least his name isn't Imogen Poots

IMOGEN GAY POOTS?!?!

well, I can't speak for her middle name

IT'S FUCKIN GAY DUDE HER MIDDLE NAME IS GAY
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eggcorn
10/08/18 2:06:43 AM
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lmaomrduckbear posted...
It turns out he isn't the only one as other people with horrible names..as a user named "Mike Pence" responded with "Welcome to the club, brother" and another named Michael Cohen said "How's it going, fellas?"

And another with Paul Ryan who said "Are you guys coming to my retirement party?"

Even a woman named SUSAN COLLINS said "i feel your pain"


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boxington
10/08/18 2:32:51 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
boxington posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
boxington posted...
at least his name isn't Imogen Poots

IMOGEN GAY POOTS?!?!

well, I can't speak for her middle name

IT'S FUCKIN GAY DUDE HER MIDDLE NAME IS GAY

I just looked...lmao
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