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Swagnificent119
10/02/18 12:48:14 AM
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I heard some kid say Facility was a boring and overrated multiplayer map.

I was like "Nah, son."
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X-Pac_Heat
10/02/18 12:53:59 AM
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@Darmik

Aren't you the guy that has that pic of the various Jokers and saying that like CoD 4 is a retro game or something?

I know that was fake but it felt like something I would hear some dumbshit on Fortnite say.
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SauI_Goodman
10/02/18 12:54:37 AM
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"Does this have the internet?" (meaning online multiplayer)

Clerk: "No."

*kid puts game back on shelf*
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DavidWong
10/02/18 12:56:03 AM
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"I'm going to fucking come to your house and cut your balls off and rape your mother"

words to that effect on CoD almost every day
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AlecSkorpio
10/02/18 12:57:07 AM
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I was in Gamestop like a month ago, and some kid kept asking if a bunch of games "had the shadow"

The clerk had no fucking idea what he was talking about for the longest time, but then the kid finally said "You know, the shadow like in Fortnite?"

Like...kids call that thing the shadow?
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TheKentster
10/02/18 12:57:44 AM
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"Can you do the floss? I can!"
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dave_is_slick
10/02/18 1:00:12 AM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Like...kids call that thing the shadow?

Maybe the fucking idiots. It's clearly labelled as a storm in the many warnings of when the eye is shrinking and when the it's closing in.
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Youngster_Joey_
10/02/18 1:00:49 AM
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"Oh my god, you're a modder!!! Everyone report him!"

Pretty much any time some kid shoots me while I'm wearing armor in GTA Online.
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Tappor
10/02/18 1:00:52 AM
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"Gamers rise up"
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Manocheese
10/02/18 1:01:36 AM
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"F-Zero GX is too hard!"
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X-Pac_Heat
10/02/18 1:04:08 AM
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Darmik
10/02/18 1:06:04 AM
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Yeah I like to post that image here.

It is likely a troll but it cracks me up. I think it's because it's still positive.
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Tappor
10/02/18 1:10:13 AM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
CTLaGeE

lmaoo
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DepreceV2
10/02/18 1:11:11 AM
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*Joins MW2 lobby pregame lobby*

Me: "What's going on?"

Random: "God damnit! Why is there a fucking [N word] In our Lobby?!"

Me:
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southcoast09
10/02/18 1:17:52 AM
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Anything before final fantasy 7 is unplayable.
Anything before resident evil 4 is unplayable.
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LordFarquad1312
10/02/18 1:25:53 AM
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"It's actually about ethics in videogame journalism"
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Foppe
10/02/18 1:27:14 AM
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Sony will buy up Microsoft
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dib153
10/02/18 1:30:32 AM
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"Black ops 2 is the best CoD"

Me: "nah man, mw2 was and if it came out today still would be"

"Oh I haven't played that one"

-_-
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Esrac
10/02/18 1:31:16 AM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
CTLaGeE


Cringe.

Must be some kinda prehistoric gamer if you played anything PS2 or earlier.
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TrevorBlack79
10/02/18 1:32:11 AM
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Yesterday my friend's 7yo daughter said we could play Minecraft together...because she has two controllers.
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joe40001
10/02/18 1:33:55 AM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
CTLaGeE


Da fuq is FO3 ancient?
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Esrac
10/02/18 1:34:36 AM
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TrevorBlack79 posted...
Yesterday my friend's 7yo daughter said we could play Minecraft together...because she has two controllers.


That's kinda sweet of her.
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DarthDemented
10/02/18 1:35:48 AM
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Esrac posted...
X-Pac_Heat posted...
CTLaGeE


Cringe.

Must be some kinda prehistoric gamer if you played anything PS2 or earlier.

I guess that's me. See you at the retirement home?
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Questionmarktarius
10/02/18 1:39:23 AM
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DarthDemented posted...
Esrac posted...
X-Pac_Heat posted...
CTLaGeE


Cringe.

Must be some kinda prehistoric gamer if you played anything PS2 or earlier.

I guess that's me. See you at the retirement home?

Well... at least we get Cesar Romero.
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Esrac
10/02/18 1:46:06 AM
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DarthDemented posted...
Esrac posted...
X-Pac_Heat posted...
CTLaGeE


Cringe.

Must be some kinda prehistoric gamer if you played anything PS2 or earlier.

I guess that's me. See you at the retirement home?


Yeah. My earliest gaming memories are an old Atari system. Way back in the late 80s. Then NES and so on until current day.
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Foppe
10/02/18 2:01:09 AM
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ywgK19h
I guess Im Joker Prime then?
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AvantgardeAClue
10/02/18 2:12:42 AM
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"MW2 was the most balanced because everything is overpowered"

No, everything just kills fast and IW never had time to put out a proper balance patch
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ohnoitschris
10/02/18 2:25:34 AM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
CTLaGeE


New school:

-battle royale
-battle royale
-mobile
-fps
-fps

Old school:
-fps
-moba
-mobile
-fps
-fps

Ancient Gamer:
-fps
-tps
-fps
-fps rpg
-fps puzzle
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50Blessings
10/02/18 2:34:49 AM
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I've heard a kid around 15 claim that San Andreas sucks because it didn't have online.
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Irony
10/02/18 2:35:27 AM
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Nintendo games are good
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Delirious_Beard
10/02/18 2:40:37 AM
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i honestly cannot believe people are unironically falling for that image

why are people on this board so gullible
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ohnoitschris
10/02/18 2:58:57 AM
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but for real, it is a fucking memento mori to go look up dead rising videos and see comments from people talking about it being their favorite game from their childhoods

that's not a dumb thing to say or anything but man thats surreal
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FL81
10/02/18 2:59:43 AM
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ohnoitschris
10/02/18 3:02:37 AM
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I would have thrown in like some phineas and ferb game for the wii in the "ancient gamer" section to really drive it home
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AlisLandale
10/02/18 3:03:18 AM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
CTLaGeE


Why are old school and ancient games from the same generation? >_>
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