Current Events > Your 6 year old asks "Where do babies come from?"

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YoshitoKikuchi 09/22/18 5:04:28 PM #1:	How would you explain it to him/her/they? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:909253299] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>How would you explain it to him/her/they?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lifeamovie 09/22/18 5:05:14 PM #2:	from sex oh no 6 year old heard sex, innocence ruined, won't be going to heaven? --- What makes a man turn neutral? <cite>lifeamovie posted [p:909253340] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>from sex oh no 6 year old heard sex, innocence ruined, won't be going to heaven?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 09/22/18 5:05:34 PM #3:	Babies come from mommies. --- Currently playing: Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4), Castlevania 4 (snes), Spiderman (ps4) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:909253356] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>Babies come from mommies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 09/22/18 5:05:39 PM #4:	Flavortown. --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:909253361] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>Flavortown.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 09/22/18 5:06:52 PM #5:	stork. --- People die when they are killed. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:909253427] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>stork.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 09/22/18 5:08:59 PM #6:	They deserve to know <cite>Trumpo posted [p:909253532] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>They deserve to know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 09/22/18 5:14:47 PM #7:	"Bought them in bulk at Costco." I'd fuck with them about it for a while. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:909253761] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>"Bought them in bulk at Costco." I'd fuck with them about it for a while.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 09/22/18 5:28:00 PM #8:	"they come from gum. If you swallow some gum, 7 years later a baby will come out. This of course means they only have a 7 year lifespan as well. I'm gonna miss you bud" --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://imgur.com/xfhfLOc <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:909254340] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>"they come from gum. If you swallow some gum, 7 years later a baby will come out. This of course means they only have a 7 year lifespan as well. I'm gonna miss you bud"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 09/22/18 5:31:12 PM #9:	The truth. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 4 Stars and IndieReader Approved:https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N-ebook/dp/B076R7DCHN <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:909254482] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>The truth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 09/22/18 5:35:03 PM #10:	DocileOrangeCup posted... "they come from gum. If you swallow some gum, 7 years later a baby will come out. This of course means they only have a 7 year lifespan as well. I'm gonna miss you bud" Lmao --- she's a killer queen <cite>joestarrr posted [p:909254645] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>"they come from gum. If you swallow some gum, 7 years later a baby will come out. This of course means they only have a 7 year lifespan as well. I'm gonna miss you bud"</quote> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 09/22/18 5:35:45 PM #11:	A stork delivers them. --- Sarcasm is my basic function. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:909254673] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>A stork delivers them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 09/22/18 5:37:07 PM #12:	Tell them the truth. No need to skirt the question like a wuss. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. I came here to laugh at you. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:909254727] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>Tell them the truth. No need to skirt the question like a wuss.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 09/22/18 5:44:37 PM #13:	Xatrion posted... Tell them the truth. No need to skirt the question like a wuss. Then he tells his classmates, then those classmates tell their parents, the parents tell the teacher... --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:909255047] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Xatrion posted...</cite> <quote>Tell them the truth. No need to skirt the question like a wuss.</quote> Then he tells his classmates, then those classmates tell their parents, the parents tell the teacher...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 09/22/18 5:46:53 PM #14:	My 6-year-old asked me that, and I explained pregnancy and birth in very simple terms but also told him there was other stuff he would have to learn about when he was older to completely understand. He seemed okay with that. --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:909255151] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>My 6-year-old asked me that, and I explained pregnancy and birth in very simple terms but also told him there was other stuff he would have to learn about when he was older to completely understand. He seemed okay with that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 09/22/18 5:48:39 PM #15:	magic --- Come check out my community board for NEET discussions: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1467-neet-discussions <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:909255228] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>magic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 09/22/18 5:57:48 PM #16:	I show them the movie Boss Baby --- Sigs are for losers <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:909255596] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>I show them the movie Boss Baby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 09/22/18 5:59:40 PM #17:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... How would you explain it to him/her/they? That short little caveman "how is babby formed" and then the South park Canadian puberty video. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:909255687] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote>How would you explain it to him/her/they?</quote> That short little caveman "how is babby formed" and then the South park Canadian puberty video.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/22/18 6:08:50 PM #18:	Me: "Well you see it's a very complicated process. You know how you get dolls? Well the process is similar. Babies aren't complete at first, we have to buy a starter kit at stores, but sometimes parts are damaged in the package. So you have to either hope the store has another of the same kit, or possibly special order another. If you're unlucky the whole process can take months and cost you thousands. Anyway you have to assemble each individual parts, but you have to be able to read three different languages because the instructions start in English, but then turn into Spanish and finally French. After you finally assemble the product you have to place it in the oven for 6 hours, after that you pull it out and you have a perfect healthy baby." Daughter: ... O.O "I....I'm a doll...?" Wife: "What the hell are you telling her? Look at her she's terrified!" Wife proceeds to tell where babies really come from, daughter runs away screaming Me: "Congrats babe, at least my explanation didn't cause her to run away in sheer terror. I'm proud of you." Wife: "Oh shut up." --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:909256075] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>Me: "Well you see it's a very complicated process. You know how you get dolls? Well the process is similar. Babies aren't complete at first, we have to buy a starter kit at stores, but sometimes parts are damaged in the package. So you have to either hope the store has another of the same kit, or possibly special order another. If you're unlucky the whole process can take months and cost you thousands. Anyway you have to assemble each individual parts, but you have to be able to read three different languages because the instructions start in English, but then turn into Spanish and finally French. After you finally assemble the product you have to place it in the oven for 6 hours, after that you pull it out and you have a perfect healthy baby." Daughter: ... O.O "I....I'm a doll...?" Wife: "What the hell are you telling her? Look at her she's terrified!" Wife proceeds to tell where babies really come from, daughter runs away screaming Me: "Congrats babe, at least my explanation didn't cause her to run away in sheer terror. I'm proud of you." Wife: "Oh shut up."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 09/23/18 2:45:39 PM #19:	Strider102 posted... Me: "Well you see it's a very complicated process. You know how you get dolls? Well the process is similar. Babies aren't complete at first, we have to buy a starter kit at stores, but sometimes parts are damaged in the package. So you have to either hope the store has another of the same kit, or possibly special order another. If you're unlucky the whole process can take months and cost you thousands. Anyway you have to assemble each individual parts, but you have to be able to read three different languages because the instructions start in English, but then turn into Spanish and finally French. After you finally assemble the product you have to place it in the oven for 6 hours, after that you pull it out and you have a perfect healthy baby." Daughter: ... O.O "I....I'm a doll...?" Wife: "What the hell are you telling her? Look at her she's terrified!" Wife proceeds to tell where babies really come from, daughter runs away screaming Me: "Congrats babe, at least my explanation didn't cause her to run away in sheer terror. I'm proud of you." Wife: "Oh shut up." That happened? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:909303264] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Strider102 posted...</cite> <quote>Me: "Well you see it's a very complicated process. You know how you get dolls? Well the process is similar. Babies aren't complete at first, we have to buy a starter kit at stores, but sometimes parts are damaged in the package. So you have to either hope the store has another of the same kit, or possibly special order another. If you're unlucky the whole process can take months and cost you thousands. Anyway you have to assemble each individual parts, but you have to be able to read three different languages because the instructions start in English, but then turn into Spanish and finally French. After you finally assemble the product you have to place it in the oven for 6 hours, after that you pull it out and you have a perfect healthy baby." Daughter: ... O.O "I....I'm a doll...?" Wife: "What the hell are you telling her? Look at her she's terrified!" Wife proceeds to tell where babies really come from, daughter runs away screaming Me: "Congrats babe, at least my explanation didn't cause her to run away in sheer terror. I'm proud of you." Wife: "Oh shut up."</quote> That happened?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteLevel 09/23/18 2:48:15 PM #20:	It's worse when you try to explain it to your kids and they have to correct you. --- Judge not, lest ye be judged and get butthurt. <cite>EliteLevel posted [p:909303411] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>It's worse when you try to explain it to your kids and they have to correct you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 09/23/18 3:01:12 PM #21:	When you hit that mutha fuckin yeet --- \|)\|_ \|_\_/\|)\|_\|)\| - RE expert44 \|\\|__ \|__/\\| \|__\|\_\| This is RE expert44 (b^.^b)Have a nice day... <cite>Middle hope posted [p:909304191] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>When you hit that mutha fuckin yeet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 09/23/18 3:01:30 PM #22:	from mommy's feminine penis --- "life is overrated" - Seiichi Omori 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:909304207] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>from mommy's feminine penis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 09/23/18 3:05:04 PM #23:	"You don't want to know. It involves naked people." <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:909304414] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>"You don't want to know. It involves naked people."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteLevel 09/23/18 3:06:18 PM #24:	Skye Reynolds posted... "You don't want to know. It involves naked people." Then they definitely want to know. --- Judge not, lest ye be judged and get butthurt. <cite>EliteLevel posted [p:909304488] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>"You don't want to know. It involves naked people."</quote> Then they definitely want to know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kerred 09/23/18 3:06:22 PM #25:	My 5 year old already knows. She wrote a story about her and her friend from school got married and had a prince and a princess. Its just the yada yada yada part she never asked about yet. <cite>Kerred posted [p:909304490] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>My 5 year old already knows. She wrote a story about her and her friend from school got married and had a prince and a princess. Its just the yada yada yada part she never asked about yet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 09/23/18 3:15:02 PM #26:	"Well, when a man and a woman love each other a lot...or sometimes just kind of get along but like how each other look...they spend the night together, then it turns out someone forgot to dress properly or maybe didn't take their medicine...look, I swear we meant to have you, you're not why mommy and I don't talk much anymore" --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:909304980] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>"Well, when a man and a woman love each other a lot...or sometimes just kind of get along but like how each other look...they spend the night together, then it turns out someone forgot to dress properly or maybe didn't take their medicine...look, I swear we meant to have you, you're not why mommy and I don't talk much anymore"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myzz7 09/23/18 3:19:42 PM #27:	if my kid doesn't know the answer to that by age 4 than i have failed as a parent. --- ''If I knew how to dox people, and you lived close to me, I would beat you with a bat.'' Bad_Mojo 8/24/2018 <cite>myzz7 posted [p:909305244] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>if my kid doesn't know the answer to that by age 4 than i have failed as a parent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Space_Man 09/23/18 3:20:37 PM #28:	I don't know...I'd be more worried about the fact that I have a 6 year old all of a sudden. --- There sure are a lot of different mes just like you have a lot of different yous! I'm going outside to play now I hope all the different yous have fun too. Bye! <cite>Space_Man posted [p:909305295] in Your 6 yea... [t:77029966]...</cite> <quote>I don't know...I'd be more worried about the fact that I have a 6 year old all of a sudden.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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