Poll of the Day > Decide Between These - 28 (Lightning or Shark)

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This poll was inspired to me upon seeing this topic:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/691087-playstation-4/77014235

All Options- Yes, you survive these obviously, due to being in the right place at the right time with the right people (Though it obviously wouldn't seem that way to you lol)

General Disclaimer

These will generally be whatever I can think of, with no particular rhyme or reason, but if I hypothetically were to see certain suggestions often enough, I'll consider using them. If you see any error, or loophole, that for one reason or another I have overlooked, I will try to address it in the comments whenever I can, in all bolded text. This won't be necessary on some polls though. Also, some polls may exclude you due to the nature of it's subject. For example: You never played the game in question.

Previous 10 Winners

DBT27- You're just Webslinging around New York. (Correct answer btw)
DBT26- Be turned into the type of vampire of your choice.
DBT25- Eternally Horny
DBT24- TIE - First Day; Final Day
DBT23- Worf
DBT22- Barney Stinson
DBT21- TIE: Beer; Vodka
DBT20- Donatello
DBT19- The Dark Tower
DBT18- Disney

Previous Poll Link

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/77014370

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The only way to win is not to play.
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Without limbs I can still be a productive torso/head and pet dogs with my forehead

Also prosthetic technology is advancing rapidly
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First option is the best, you could still play video games possibly, especially things like muds using voice to text technology etc.

Probably wouldn't want to survive anyway though.
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Shark attack. I could get artificial limbs.
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While the shark option sounds less terrible (unless the paralysis can be undone), I think I'm going to say:

Sephiroth C Ryu posted...

The only way to win is not to play.

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Zeus posted...

While the shark option sounds less terrible (unless the paralysis can be undone), I think I'm going to say:

Sephiroth C Ryu posted...

The only way to win is not to play.

Well yeah.

It's not about winning though, just which is the less shite option lol.

Oh and no. Paralyzed for life.
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wtf at the 33-66 split. Don't people realize that at leas the shark attack would leave you with a working dick? That's objectively better than full paralysis. Plus it's easier to graft gorilla arms onto a torso than it is to somehow work with a paralyzed body >_>
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Zeus posted...

wtf at the 33-66 split. Don't people realize that at leas the shark attack would leave you with a working dick? That's objectively better than full paralysis. Plus it's easier to graft gorilla arms onto a torso than it is to somehow work with a paralyzed body >_>

I think it's because that would probably hurt more. The sharks has to rip all your limbs off. And you're also in the water. It just sounds like a bad day...

Also, I remember seeing this thing where they had this woman who was struck by lightning and became paralyzed. Then she was struck by lightning again(I don't remember how much later) and could walk again. The she lightning proof her house. And hides when there's a storm... Which makes sense... Or maybe she was the one with MS and lightning cured it. It's been a long time since I've seen it...
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LinkPizza posted...

I think it's because that would probably hurt more. The sharks has to rip all your limbs off. And you're also in the water. It just sounds like a bad day...

It would happen very, very quickly and your body would go numb from shock and/or blood loss. The lightning would probably inflict a similar amount of pain before losing consciousness... or I would assume.

LinkPizza posted...

Also, I remember seeing this thing where they had this woman who was struck by lightning and became paralyzed. Then she was struck by lightning again(I don't remember how much later) and could walk again. The she lightning proof her house. And hides when there's a storm... Which makes sense... Or maybe she was the one with MS and lightning cured it. It's been a long time since I've seen it...

I remember seeing something like that, too. Possibly it was a Beyond Belief story... although that might have involved a guy.
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Zeus posted...

I remember seeing something like that, too. Possibly it was a Beyond Belief story... although that might have involved a guy.

I think there were multiple ones. I think there was one about a guy who went out in the thunder storm to get his chicken. I know that sounds weird. But that's what I remember. I also think he was blind...
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Speaking of Beyond Belief, one of my favorite stories was about the guy who decided to build a liposuction machine in his garage to save money.... and the machine would up working fine, although he died because they gave him the wrong amount of anesthetics or whatever. iirc, it was a true story
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One of the true stories I like was the one where there was a nurse who was suppose to be at work, but she got sent home and decided to walk by a baseball game (or was called in and walked past the field on the way there, it's been a while). She ended up saving a kid's life when the ball hit him really hard. Then, many years later, she was eating at a restaurant and started choking. A waiter saved her life and it turned out to be the kid from all those years ago. And he wasn't even suppose to be at work that day, but came in to cover for somebody else.
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Oh, one of the great fake stories was about a couple who missed getting on the Titanic... and then wound up taking the Hindenberg years later

That was such a great show. Wish it had more of a run.
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I remember seeing that one!
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