Current Events > Batman needs to stop being a pussy and just kill the Joker.

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Straight up.
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Batman is the Joker.

Bruce Wayne is an average joe guy in a coma living out his superhero fantasies in dreams.
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Agreed. Batman is supposed to be the smartest man in the world or some shit but doesn't see the flaw in putting a criminal mastermind back into the world's most inept prison.

And since most of the joker's mass murdering schemes seem to be directly inspired to wind batman up, he should take some personal responsibility and just fucking get over himself already.
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I don't mind Batman not killing the Joker. I don't think I could kill someone even someone evil. However he needs to stop... stopping other people from killing him.
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Does death even mean anything in comics like those? Wouldn't they just be revived a la Dragon Ball?
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Yomi posted...

Does death even mean anything in comics like those? Wouldn't they just be revived a la Dragon Ball?

It doesnt. Just wait a month and they'll do their 7000th universe reset. Just like all comic books.
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cjsdowg posted...

I don't mind Batman not killing the Joker. I don't think I could kill someone even someone evil. However he needs to stop... stopping other people from killing him.

Many iterations of Batman have killed before in some capacity but even then, they usually don't kill the Joker still which is insane. If there's at least one person in Gotham that needs to die, it's him.

pinky0926 posted...

Agreed. Batman is supposed to be the smartest man in the world or some shit but doesn't see the flaw in putting a criminal mastermind back into the world's most inept prison.

And since most of the joker's mass murdering schemes seem to be directly inspired to wind batman up, he should take some personal responsibility and just fucking get over himself already.

Fuckin' nailed it.
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Forget about Batman for a second. Why hasn't anyone gone vigilante and kill him? Could be a cop ("he tried to grab my weapon/I felt in danger", a victim, some citizen pissed off that the multiple mass murderer keeps getting off, etc.

The only way to work out why Batman doesn't do it is that he's a mental case himself, which makes sense really.
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batman knew that joker has problems, too. he has a qood cause for him to be a mentally ill person like that. by not avocatinq socialism which lead to other problems - like violence and other developinq problems could cause the childhood of joker to be bad experienced and which ultimately lead him to be mentally illed person. batman knew this whole thinq and decided to protect him and all other people that he wanted to revenqe, too.

And kill off future good storylines?
Are you oatmeal?
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Also it fucking gets me that batman won't kill someone no matter how evil because he's just so damn moral, but doesn't see the problem with making a guy fucking quadriplegic because he robbed a liquor store.
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Foppe posted...

And kill off future good storylines?
Are you oatmeal?

Something can't be that good to begin with if only one character can provide good storylines.
Super cereal.
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pinky0926 posted...

Also it fucking gets me that batman won't kill someone no matter how evil because he's just so damn moral, but doesn't see the problem with making a guy fucking quadriplegic because he robbed a liquor store.

There should be a storyline where Batman or Spider-Man or any hero with a no-kill policy beats up a guy and that person dies later on in the hospital of blunt force trauma. That oughta make them rethink their whole code.
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so, batman should deal with thinqs better by avocatinq peace to robbers. like no beatinq them up, but instead talk them out of their evil ways.

batman should qive money to them to solve their money problem, too, since batman have a lot of money.

visualboy2003 posted...

so, batman should deal with thinqs better by avocatinq peace to robbers. like no beatinq them up, but instead talk them out of their evil ways.

Clearly.
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save evils, too. and to have the beauty of both good and evil.

Wasn't there a comic or something where Batman did kill the Joker, only to turn into the Joker himself afterwards?

superman is even worse.

spiderman seems the better of the three.

It isn't Batman's responsibility to that. Tons of people could kill the Joker after Batman apprehends him. Comics are silly.

Batman is a bitch though.

No, if batman killed the joker then hed be no better than the people hes fighting and then wouldnt be able to stop /s

Im actually okay with Batman being terrified of crossing that threshold to the point of selfishness. It adds depth to an otherwise shallow power fantasy
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Mareen posted...

Wasn't there a comic or something where Batman did kill the Joker, only to turn into the Joker himself afterwards?

Not quite, he just started murdering everybody
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EnragedSlith posted...

No, if batman killed the joker then hed be no better than the people hes fighting and then wouldnt be able to stop /s

Im actually okay with Batman being terrified of crossing that threshold to the point of selfishness. It adds depth to an otherwise shallow power fantasy

I always think about the Tim Burton movie where he casually kills a bunch of people and it gets completely glossed over. Why doesn't he just "not save" the Joker like he did to Ra's Al-Ghul in Batman Begins?

Batman is a Batbitch.
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Kitt posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Also it fucking gets me that batman won't kill someone no matter how evil because he's just so damn moral, but doesn't see the problem with making a guy fucking quadriplegic because he robbed a liquor store.

There should be a storyline where Batman or Spider-Man or any hero with a no-kill policy beats up a guy and that person dies later on in the hospital of blunt force trauma. That oughta make them rethink their whole code.

What would the conclusion be to that though?
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teepan95 posted...

Kitt posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Also it fucking gets me that batman won't kill someone no matter how evil because he's just so damn moral, but doesn't see the problem with making a guy fucking quadriplegic because he robbed a liquor store.

There should be a storyline where Batman or Spider-Man or any hero with a no-kill policy beats up a guy and that person dies later on in the hospital of blunt force trauma. That oughta make them rethink their whole code.

What would the conclusion be to that though?

That's a good question. Someone over at Marvel or DC should get to writing it and answer it for us.
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teepan95 posted...

Kitt posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Also it fucking gets me that batman won't kill someone no matter how evil because he's just so damn moral, but doesn't see the problem with making a guy fucking quadriplegic because he robbed a liquor store.

There should be a storyline where Batman or Spider-Man or any hero with a no-kill policy beats up a guy and that person dies later on in the hospital of blunt force trauma. That oughta make them rethink their whole code.

What would the conclusion be to that though?

There's tons of comics like that already where heroes kill someone by accident. If I recall correctly Spider-Man punched some woman and snapped her neck.

In TDKR he breaks his neck, thats a good middle ground.
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Mareen posted...

Wasn't there a comic or something where Batman did kill the Joker, only to turn into the Joker himself afterwards?

An alternative universe Joker put a virus in his own heart, captured Batman, started to kill everybody in front of him just to make Batman kill him, and that virus started to rewrite Batmans DNA into creating a hybrid between Batman and the Joker.
And then that Batman killed everybody.
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Kitt posted...

teepan95 posted...

Kitt posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Also it fucking gets me that batman won't kill someone no matter how evil because he's just so damn moral, but doesn't see the problem with making a guy fucking quadriplegic because he robbed a liquor store.

There should be a storyline where Batman or Spider-Man or any hero with a no-kill policy beats up a guy and that person dies later on in the hospital of blunt force trauma. That oughta make them rethink their whole code.

What would the conclusion be to that though?

That's a good question. Someone over at Marvel or DC should get to writing it and answer it for us.

I don't think they'd be able to come up with one that's satisfying
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Foppe posted...

Mareen posted...

Wasn't there a comic or something where Batman did kill the Joker, only to turn into the Joker himself afterwards?

An alternative universe Joker put a virus in his own heart, captured Batman, started to kill everybody in front of him just to make Batman kill him, and that virus started to rewrite Batmans DNA into creating a hybrid between Batman and the Joker.
And then that Batman killed everybody.

Wasn't that the (almost) story of the Arkham .....City..... game?
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teepan95 posted...

Kitt posted...

teepan95 posted...

Kitt posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Also it fucking gets me that batman won't kill someone no matter how evil because he's just so damn moral, but doesn't see the problem with making a guy fucking quadriplegic because he robbed a liquor store.

There should be a storyline where Batman or Spider-Man or any hero with a no-kill policy beats up a guy and that person dies later on in the hospital of blunt force trauma. That oughta make them rethink their whole code.

What would the conclusion be to that though?

That's a good question. Someone over at Marvel or DC should get to writing it and answer it for us.

I don't think they'd be able to come up with one that's satisfying

True.
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teepan95 posted...

Foppe posted...

Mareen posted...

Wasn't there a comic or something where Batman did kill the Joker, only to turn into the Joker himself afterwards?

An alternative universe Joker put a virus in his own heart, captured Batman, started to kill everybody in front of him just to make Batman kill him, and that virus started to rewrite Batmans DNA into creating a hybrid between Batman and the Joker.
And then that Batman killed everybody.

Wasn't that the (almost) story of the Arkham .....City..... game?

Arkham Knight actually.
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Foppe posted...

Mareen posted...

Wasn't there a comic or something where Batman did kill the Joker, only to turn into the Joker himself afterwards?

An alternative universe Joker put a virus in his own heart, captured Batman, started to kill everybody in front of him just to make Batman kill him, and that virus started to rewrite Batmans DNA into creating a hybrid between Batman and the Joker.
And then that Batman killed everybody.

God damn that is bad writing
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Nah Batman would be fine if he even just let others do it. But instead he saves Joker over and over again from OTHER people. Which is beyond dumb. He won't even LET JOKER DIE. At this point, everything Joker does is his fault.
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pinky0926 posted...

Agreed. Batman is supposed to be the smartest man in the world or some shit but doesn't see the flaw in putting a criminal mastermind back into the world's most inept prison.

And since most of the joker's mass murdering schemes seem to be directly inspired to wind batman up, he should take some personal responsibility and just fucking get over himself already.

It's because batman is just as crazy as all the villains he fights, man. And if he kills them and no longer has a reason to batman, he'll go fucking nuts.
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pres_madagascar posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Agreed. Batman is supposed to be the smartest man in the world or some shit but doesn't see the flaw in putting a criminal mastermind back into the world's most inept prison.

And since most of the joker's mass murdering schemes seem to be directly inspired to wind batman up, he should take some personal responsibility and just fucking get over himself already.

It's because batman is just as crazy as all the villains he fights, man. And if he kills them and no longer has a reason to batman, he'll go fucking nuts.

That's always the excuse.
If he kills the Joker, that means Joker won blah blah blah

Like I said, what a Batbitch. At least let Jason do it. He's not killing him and he doesn't have to save him, right?
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He killed him in an another universe and it ended with him going insane and turning into a super villian called The Batman Who Laughs that murders all his friends and family and tries to attack the multiverse and the Justice league had to fight him

This is what a Batman that kills Joker looks like

https://goo.gl/images/mWkV9t

No that is not Joker. That is Bruce Wayne after he goes insane and evil as a result of killing the Joker

did they explain the 3 Jokers yet?

kill one
get two free!
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I think Batman actually gets off on Joker being free

It keeps him going
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Serious answer Joker is too popular and even if the writers killed him for reals he would be written back into the comics in months.
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Zikten posted...

He killed him in an another universe and it ended with him going insane and turning into a super villian called The Batman Who Laughs that murders all his friends and family and tries to attack the multiverse and the Justice league had to fight him

This is what a Batman that kills Joker looks like

https://goo.gl/images/mWkV9t

No that is not Joker. That is Bruce Wayne after he goes insane and evil as a result of killing the Joker

And like someone said, that's just shitty writing. Batman might be an insane guy that fights people in a bat suit, but he's also an insane guy that fights people in a bat suit who's very intelligent, have some kind of common sense and is highly organized.
Him killing Joker turning him into an outright villain and throwing all that he's established for himself as Batman would be dumb. At worst, he would probably stick to killing major villains and even then I doubt that.
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Kitt posted...

Zikten posted...

He killed him in an another universe and it ended with him going insane and turning into a super villian called The Batman Who Laughs that murders all his friends and family and tries to attack the multiverse and the Justice league had to fight him

This is what a Batman that kills Joker looks like

https://goo.gl/images/mWkV9t

No that is not Joker. That is Bruce Wayne after he goes insane and evil as a result of killing the Joker

And like someone said, that's just shitty writing. Batman might be an insane guy that fights people in a bat suit, but he's also an insane guy that fights people in a bat suit who's very intelligent, have some kind of common sense and is highly organized.
Him killing Joker turning him into an outright villain and throwing all that he's established for himself as Batman would be dumb. At worst, he would probably stick to killing major villains and even then I doubt that.

In the animated movie Flashpoint Bruce Wayne dies and Thomas Wayne becomes Batman and Martha Wayne turns into Joker.

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Thomas Wayne is awesome unlike his bitch-made son. He, at least, have some kind of valid reason for hesitating to his Joker (despite him killing in general). That was done well.
Meanwhile, Bruce have no kind of emotional attachment to his Joker. As far as he's concerned, he's just some guy.
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he cant, apparently killing the joker will drive him off the fucking deep end and turn him into another mass killer or something...
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monkmith posted...

he cant, apparently killing the joker will drive him off the fucking deep end and turn him into another mass killer or something...

So in other words; he's a bitch.
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What people don't realize is that Bruce Wayne is already a bit insane. A normal person could kill the joker but if he does it he might snap. He has his code cause he needs it to keep himself from going out of control

Also one time Dick Grayson was about to kill Joker at his mercy and Batman stopped him. If I remember right he literally punches Dick or something to get him away from Joker and they have a huge fight

Bad writing.
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