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AngryGrandpa
09/05/18 3:33:51 PM
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Was it awkward? How long did you last? Condom? No condom?
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sauceje
09/05/18 3:34:34 PM
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I didn't finish, and it was with a hooker :/
I was hella drunk though and stayed up overnight because I was gonna be sick if I tried sleeping
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Tappor
09/05/18 3:34:50 PM
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i wish i could take it back
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ThyCorndog
09/05/18 3:34:53 PM
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bags of sand
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Muffinz0rz
09/05/18 3:35:09 PM
#5:


AngryGrandpa posted...
Was it awkward?

A little. I was definitely noticeably uncomfortable (mentally, not physically; I was like omg what do I do). Felt good tho obvi

AngryGrandpa posted...
How long did you last?

Shockingly longer than expected

AngryGrandpa posted...
Condom?

Yes
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Flockaveli
09/05/18 3:35:30 PM
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Very awkward and nerve wracking I was not ready and just rushed through it. No condom.
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AngryGrandpa
09/05/18 3:36:11 PM
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First sex position you guys did?
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orcus_snake
09/05/18 3:37:32 PM
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Pretty sweet, she literally threw herself at me which is suprising cause I was a loner virgin at 22 but once we were kissing and didnt take long to start banging and it hurt at first, for both of us but it started feeling real good and we just didnt stop, we lasted an hour and for like 3 rounds IIRC.
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judasmaiden15
09/05/18 3:38:54 PM
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like warm and squishy, kinda like an apple pie

It's what inspired that scene in american pie
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Breasts
09/05/18 3:39:30 PM
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she was REALLY fat and I honestly don't remember her name
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vocedelmorte
09/05/18 3:41:14 PM
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I was drunk, it was ok i don't remember much lol yeah, i didn't forgot the condom
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Vladimir
09/05/18 3:42:12 PM
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I dont really remember but I know it was incredibly awkward for the two of us

orcus_snake posted...
Pretty sweet, she literally threw herself at me which is suprising cause I was a loner virgin at 22 but once we were kissing and didnt take long to start banging and it hurt at first, for both of us but it started feeling real good and we just didnt stop, we lasted an hour and for like 3 rounds IIRC.


I was dating this chick and we went 4 rounds one night. Shortly after each session she would ask if I was ready to go again, like damn man wait for my dick to recharge
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Valesa
09/05/18 3:45:23 PM
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I mean, I lost mine to my husband not long after we met in person, maybe the same day? I'd felt basically high the whole day, but it was great and definitely worth the wait haha. We didn't use a condom, though.
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Muffinz0rz
09/05/18 3:48:10 PM
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Valesa posted...
I mean, I lost mine to my husband not long after we met in person,

I literally thought this said prison
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The Top Crusader
09/05/18 3:49:08 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
AngryGrandpa posted...
Was it awkward?

A little. I was definitely noticeably uncomfortable (mentally, not physically; I was like omg what do I do). Felt good tho obvi

AngryGrandpa posted...
How long did you last?

Shockingly longer than expected

AngryGrandpa posted...
Condom?

Yes


Yeah that sums it up pretty well from what I recall.

I think I lasted longer than expected just because I was super nervous. >_>
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Space_Man
09/05/18 3:50:49 PM
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AngryGrandpa posted...
Was it awkward? How long did you last? Condom? No condom?

Yeah, it was in her cousin's basement at a grad party...there were like 40-50 people upstairs

15-20 mins? It wasn't too long

And no lol...We were stupid. She went swimming right after and, well, a few people had some idea of what we did.
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Vindris_SNH
09/05/18 3:51:59 PM
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First time was with my wife. It was amazing. Not awkward at all. Lasted for about 30 minutes. Never used a condom in my life. Did some missionary and doggy.
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Valesa
09/05/18 3:52:27 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Valesa posted...
I mean, I lost mine to my husband not long after we met in person,

I literally thought this said prison

Nah. Surprisingly not Prison.
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
09/05/18 3:56:06 PM
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Couldnt get it in. She was a vigin too. Ended up just getting my first bj and she swallowed.

Tried like 3 or 4 times before it work.

Now we do it too many times... mostly her on top and doggy mixed in. All raw, just finish somewhere else usually mouth.

Ive actually never been able to finish without me doing it anyway and i have tried days before or after period. Always had to get it going myself then go back in.

Maybe too much jerking it previously lol.
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AngryGrandpa
09/05/18 5:01:19 PM
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More
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DeadSite
09/05/18 5:05:05 PM
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It was cool bucko
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Big_Nabendu
09/05/18 5:09:35 PM
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She was 6 years older than me. We drove to Mississippi and stayed at a hotel on the beach. She gave me fire head and I fucked her missionary and doggie style.
I didn't even get off
I miss u Rose
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EnragedSlith
09/05/18 5:10:50 PM
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Magical. I couldnt finish, but it was a beautiful thing with a girl I was falling head over heels for
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Mr_Biscuit
09/05/18 5:13:43 PM
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It wasn't amazing, it was both of our first times and it was uneventful, but cool.

We'd been stressing about THE RIGHT MOMEEENT for ages and then it just sorta happened one random morning. People always say it's not as big a deal as it's cracked up to me but you don't know how true that is until it happens.

So, I shouldn't say it wasn't amazing, it was awesome and beautiful because it was with her and it was a mutual first time and all that, but sheer pleasure-wise it wasn't like WHOA OMG
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DoubleOSnake
09/05/18 5:15:40 PM
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people make too big a deal of this in america? just u.s.? not sure. What if she isn't even very attractive?
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EvalAngell
09/05/18 5:18:23 PM
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It was awkward and I didn't finish because the condom was too tight. Me and my high school sweetheart had been together for like 2 months and finally did it one afternoon when she came over and my parents weren't home. She gave me a handjob afterwards and that was it. By the third or fourth time me and her did it I wasn't using a condom at all and loving it.
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SpiralDrift
09/05/18 5:20:49 PM
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She didn't seem to understand the concept of getting her butt peed in so I had to take the lead even though I was the virgin. We didn't talk much for the rest of the night but I think she realized I lost a lot of respect from her just based on how quiet she was afterward. To be fair though I shouldn't have gone to the bathroom before we began.
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thanosibe
09/05/18 5:25:38 PM
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It was to my soon to be wife. About a month before we actually went to court to make it official.

I think it was a bit awkward, but more so because I hadn't even had sex and she hadn't had good experiences with the men she had been with. So we cared for and wanted to do stuff for each other so we could both enjoy but it ended up being a fast, but enjoyable first time.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/05/18 5:27:34 PM
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sauceje posted...
I didn't finish, and I was hella drunk

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hollow_shrine
09/05/18 5:38:25 PM
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Awful. It ruined me. Total dick addiction. Before, I only thought I wanted it. Afterwards, its was like my conduit to god.

The intimacy of giving someone with the most vulnerable parts of yourself, and trusting them take care of you, or letting them use you can be total abandon. And once an addict, always an addict.
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littlebro07
09/05/18 6:05:55 PM
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Started making out on her couch. Got down to just our underwear, her bra was off, she was straddling me. Her roommate gets home and interrupts us. We stop. I go home. She comes over, knocks on my window, comes in, gets in bed and gets naked. I freak out. Can't get hard. Finally get hard. She gets on top for a minute. We switch and I'm on top for a minute. Then she bends over and we do doggy for about eight seconds before I pull out and blast her ass, back, and hair with my love juice.

Married that girl a few years later.
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RoboLaserGandhi
09/05/18 6:09:42 PM
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Not awkward, just in too much awe for it to feel real and so it was kind of anticlimactic.

The best sex didn't happen until like the 3rd or 4th time
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AngryGrandpa
09/05/18 6:41:04 PM
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How old were you guys
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DeadSite
09/05/18 6:41:57 PM
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AngryGrandpa posted...
How old were you guys

16
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Coolppl Owns
09/05/18 6:43:02 PM
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a very pleasurable 30 seconds of my life
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frozenshock
09/05/18 6:44:49 PM
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I was 20.

With a 41 year old stripper in the back of a strip club. Hiding from the DJ who went to check to make sure no one was doing bad stuff.

It was 2004. Good times.
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EpicKingdom_
09/05/18 6:46:10 PM
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I thought I would do good and last awhile.

I was wrong, even with a condom.
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thrashmetal14
09/05/18 6:48:34 PM
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It was with my first girlfriend back in high school. It wasnt awkward at all, we were pretty close back then. I didn't feel much because I wore a condom, so I lasted for like 20 minutes. I felt pretty proud, I thought I would bust in 2 minutes even with a condom on.

Pretty happy with how it happened. It definitely could've been much worse.
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joe40001
09/05/18 6:49:06 PM
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tbd
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Daffadilio
09/05/18 6:57:20 PM
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My high school sweetheart at 15, both virgins, I cried out of relief that it didnt hurt (I was super warmed up, he had a lot of foreplay, and he wasnt huge). I was deeply in love with him, had liked him for 2 years before we got together, was dating about two months before this, ended up being together for 3 years. Im glad in a way cuz it means I didnt sleep around in Highschool. Over all, super good experience, I just felt bad that I wasnt the one to tell my mom (his mom did) or my best friend (my mom told her mom who told her) after I lost it.
Oh yeah, yes condom and first round was very quick, maybe 3-5 mins, next round was a lot better- like a half hour.
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Sativa_Rose
09/05/18 7:00:55 PM
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Not that exciting, but it happened at a time in my life when I was kind of depressed which is now what I mainly associate with that time period.
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JlM
09/05/18 7:01:08 PM
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Quick.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/05/18 7:09:39 PM
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it was pretty good actually. she wasnt fat, but she was a little bigger. got a cramp in my foot like after 5 mins or so of pumping, so I had to take a like 5 min break, then we got back to it lol. lasted about 20 mins Id say. never called her again haha, still feel kinda bad about that
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Valesa
09/05/18 10:45:25 PM
#45:


AngryGrandpa posted...
How old were you guys

I'd just turned 18.
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rideshort
09/05/18 10:47:43 PM
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The pussy was stank. Nuff said.
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thanosibe
09/05/18 11:31:16 PM
#47:


AngryGrandpa posted...
How old were you guys
41. Got married at 24.
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CommunismFTW
09/05/18 11:36:47 PM
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We were extremely drunk, and it (mutually) ruined a five year friendship that went farther than it should have up to that point.

I was also whiskey dick'd and she was pushy af.

It sucked.
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AngryGrandpa
09/06/18 8:19:32 PM
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thanosibe posted...
AngryGrandpa posted...
How old were you guys
41. Got married at 24.


Wow
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