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MrMallard
08/26/18 11:06:28 PM
#1:


"It's just praising them for having sex!"
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Puglia77
08/26/18 11:07:16 PM
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The average man is unfuckable.

The average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick.
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Darmik
08/26/18 11:07:34 PM
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I swear I've seen people on CE argue this seriously.
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MrMallard
08/26/18 11:09:06 PM
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Darmik posted...
I swear I've seen people on CE argue this seriously.

Yeah, it popped in my head just now and I had to make a topic about it.
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MrMallard
08/27/18 1:21:32 AM
#5:


"Do people congratulate me when I have sex? No! So why should I congratulate other people?"
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josifrees
08/27/18 1:24:18 AM
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Its like a living breathing leverage you can use to extort your baby daddy whats not to congratulate
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NES4EVER
08/27/18 1:38:26 AM
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You actually congratulate the fetus. Like yay you for making it into the egg you lucky sperm bastard.
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renasunflash
08/27/18 1:42:41 AM
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I always feel really awkward about congratulating someone for being pregnant because I dont see having kids as a good thing but apparently most of society does, so I have to find a way to fake happiness for someone whos in a situation that I would find devastating. Its weird ...
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Darmik
08/27/18 1:45:58 AM
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renasunflash posted...
I always feel really awkward about congratulating someone for being pregnant because I dont see having kids as a good thing but apparently most of society does, so I have to find a way to fake happiness for someone whos in a situation that I would find devastating. Its weird ...


You really find it hard putting yourself in their shoes? Raising a family is a goal for many, many people.
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Vita_Aeterna
08/27/18 1:50:31 AM
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renasunflash posted...
I always feel really awkward about congratulating someone for being pregnant because I dont see having kids as a good thing but apparently most of society does, so I have to find a way to fake happiness for someone whos in a situation that I would find devastating. Its weird ...

Get a load of this guy.
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renasunflash
08/27/18 2:20:14 AM
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Darmik posted...
renasunflash posted...
I always feel really awkward about congratulating someone for being pregnant because I dont see having kids as a good thing but apparently most of society does, so I have to find a way to fake happiness for someone whos in a situation that I would find devastating. Its weird ...


You really find it hard putting yourself in their shoes? Raising a family is a goal for many, many people.


I really do tbh. I understand that people have a lot to say about the joys of raising children but I literally cant imagine feeling the way they say they do. Like Ill picture myself having a child and I either feel nothing or I feel revulsion, depending on part of child raising Im imagining.

I dont hate kids but I dont want any and since Ive never felt even a small desire to have children, its definitely hard for me to accept that 99.9% of people seem to really, really want a child and its an actual goal.
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iPhone_7
08/27/18 2:23:22 AM
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Its okay to not have children, not everybody can be successful in life.
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StarLightGlimmR
08/27/18 2:24:13 AM
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renasunflash posted...
I always feel really awkward about congratulating someone for being pregnant because I dont see having kids as a good thing but apparently most of society does, so I have to find a way to fake happiness for someone whos in a situation that I would find devastating. Its weird ...


This

It's shame we value reproduction over actual achievements like educational accomplishment.
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NES4EVER
08/27/18 2:32:24 AM
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StarLightGlimmR posted...
renasunflash posted...
I always feel really awkward about congratulating someone for being pregnant because I dont see having kids as a good thing but apparently most of society does, so I have to find a way to fake happiness for someone whos in a situation that I would find devastating. Its weird ...


This

It's shame we value reproduction over actual achievements like educational accomplishment.


Really? Have you personally seen where someone graduated with a degree and another person went "that's nice.... if only you could do something productive like getting laid and spreading your seed"?

Also speaking from experience, you're not going to give a shit about your education 5 years after graduation. You'll definitely care about your kid.
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Lord_Wombat
08/27/18 8:08:54 AM
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Puglia77 posted...
The average man is unfuckable.

Every man I unfuckable tbh

MrMallard posted...
"Do people congratulate me when I have sex? No! So why should I congratulate other people?"

You've never gotten a post-sex high five?

:((((

Actually it's been near 15 years for me too

Damn getting older and "more mature" (lol) sucks... I miss being a teen >_<
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Alexanaxela
08/27/18 8:19:06 AM
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"when is the baby due?"
"i'm not pregnant you asshole T_T "
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Awesome
08/27/18 8:22:47 AM
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Its true though, the only reason to congratulate people for a pregnancy is when there were fertility problems before.
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DK9292
08/27/18 8:32:09 AM
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NES4EVER posted...
StarLightGlimmR posted...
renasunflash posted...
I always feel really awkward about congratulating someone for being pregnant because I dont see having kids as a good thing but apparently most of society does, so I have to find a way to fake happiness for someone whos in a situation that I would find devastating. Its weird ...


This

It's shame we value reproduction over actual achievements like educational accomplishment.


Really? Have you personally seen where someone graduated with a degree and another person went "that's nice.... if only you could do something productive like getting laid and spreading your seed"?

Also speaking from experience, you're not going to give a shit about your education 5 years after graduation. You'll definitely care about your kid.

I know you're being facetious... but yeah. I have.
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