Poll of the Day > Somebody just thought I was a drug dealer.

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McSame_as_Bush 08/20/18 12:51:40 AM #1:	I'm dog-sitting for my parents and was heading to their place. About a block away I saw two deer right of the side of the road so I stopped for a moment to admire Bambi and Bambi 2. "Darren" took this as a sign that I was the guy. I pulled into one of the two visitors spots and he pulled in right next to me. "Kinda weird that he got home exactly at the same time as me since it's the middle of the night but whatever." I sat in the car doing shit on my phone for a minute when I thought I maybe heard a tapping on the window. The radio was on, so i turned if off and looked around and didn't see anything. Then like thirty seconds later I heard it again so I rolled down the window. 20-something dude with long hair: "Hey what's up?" Me: "..." "I'm Darren." tries to shake my hand "Okay" doesn't shake his hand "So you wanna do it here?" "..." "Or go somewhere else?" "I'm not whoever you are looking for..." "Oh my bad." "..." "I wasn't trying to buy drugs or anything." "lol" YES I'M SURE THERE ARE LOTS OF PERFECTLY REASONABLE EXPLANATIONS FOR THIS THAT DON'T INVOLVE DRUGS --- I must admit you smell like fruity nuts and good grains. https://imgur.com/hdWdqvt <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:907196627] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote>I'm dog-sitting for my parents and was heading to their place. About a block away I saw two deer right of the side of the road so I stopped for a moment to admire Bambi and Bambi 2. "Darren" took this as a sign that I was the guy. I pulled into one of the two visitors spots and he pulled in right next to me. "Kinda weird that he got home exactly at the same time as me since it's the middle of the night but whatever." I sat in the car doing shit on my phone for a minute when I thought I maybe heard a tapping on the window. The radio was on, so i turned if off and looked around and didn't see anything. Then like thirty seconds later I heard it again so I rolled down the window. 20-something dude with long hair: "Hey what's up?" Me: "..." "I'm Darren." tries to shake my hand "Okay" doesn't shake his hand "So you wanna do it here?" "..." "Or go somewhere else?" "I'm not whoever you are looking for..." "Oh my bad." "..." "I wasn't trying to buy drugs or anything." "lol" YES I'M SURE THERE ARE LOTS OF PERFECTLY REASONABLE EXPLANATIONS FOR THIS THAT DON'T INVOLVE DRUGS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HelIWithoutSin 08/20/18 12:55:40 AM #2:	Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup. --- And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber <cite>HelIWithoutSin posted [p:907196777] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote>Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 08/20/18 1:02:20 AM #3:	McSame_as_Bush posted... "lol" Please tell me this didn't happen. --- Scloud posted... Its like he wants two things at the same time. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:907197028] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>McSame_as_Bush posted...</cite> <quote>"lol"</quote> Please tell me this didn't happen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASlaveObeys 08/20/18 1:02:31 AM #4:	HelIWithoutSin posted... Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup. That's what i'm thinking. <cite>ASlaveObeys posted [p:907197036] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>HelIWithoutSin posted...</cite> <quote>Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup.</quote> That's what i'm thinking.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McSame_as_Bush 08/20/18 1:04:17 AM #5:	Kyuubi4269 posted... McSame_as_Bush posted... "lol" Please tell me this didn't happen. You mean did I literally say lol? Nah. Just did the action. --- I must admit you smell like fruity nuts and good grains. https://imgur.com/hdWdqvt <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:907197090] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>McSame_as_Bush posted...</cite> <quote>"lol"</quote> Please tell me this didn't happen.</quote> You mean did I literally say lol? Nah. Just did the action.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McSame_as_Bush 08/20/18 1:10:42 AM #6:	HelIWithoutSin posted... Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup. Hmmm. It would be a really really bad place for some of that. Literally ten feet away from someone's driveway and surrounded by houses. --- I must admit you smell like fruity nuts and good grains. https://imgur.com/hdWdqvt <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:907197307] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>HelIWithoutSin posted...</cite> <quote>Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup.</quote> Hmmm. It would be a really really bad place for some of that. Literally ten feet away from someone's driveway and surrounded by houses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 08/20/18 1:12:14 AM #7:	i unironically started saying lol outloud, that it's now ironically being said --- and lookin' back i think you knew i wanted to be just like you <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:907197365] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote>i unironically started saying lol outloud, that it's now ironically being said</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HelIWithoutSin 08/20/18 1:18:52 AM #8:	McSame_as_Bush posted... HelIWithoutSin posted... Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup. Hmmm. It would be a really really bad place for some of that. Literally ten feet away from someone's driveway and surrounded by houses. Just as bad for a drug deal so I dunno. --- And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber <cite>HelIWithoutSin posted [p:907197604] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>McSame_as_Bush posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HelIWithoutSin posted...</cite> <quote>Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup.</quote> Hmmm. It would be a really really bad place for some of that. Literally ten feet away from someone's driveway and surrounded by houses.</quote> Just as bad for a drug deal so I dunno.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McSame_as_Bush 08/20/18 11:43:18 PM #9:	Bulbasaur posted... i unironically started saying lol outloud, that it's now ironically being said I knew a girl who used to pronounce lol like it was a word and not an acronym. So instead of laughing she would sound out lol when someone said something funny. That is at least two degrees away from okay. She was the worst. --- I must admit you smell like fruity nuts and good grains. https://imgur.com/hdWdqvt <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:907256314] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bulbasaur posted...</cite> <quote>i unironically started saying lol outloud, that it's now ironically being said</quote> I knew a girl who used to pronounce lol like it was a word and not an acronym. So instead of laughing she would sound out lol when someone said something funny. That is at least two degrees away from okay. She was the worst.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Person106 08/21/18 5:11:49 AM #10:	McSame_as_Bush posted... Bulbasaur posted... i unironically started saying lol outloud, that it's now ironically being said I knew a girl who used to pronounce lol like it was a word and not an acronym. So instead of laughing she would sound out lol when someone said something funny. That is at least two degrees away from okay. She was the worst. I think I'm in love. --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/person106 <cite>Person106 posted [p:907267737] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>McSame_as_Bush posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bulbasaur posted...</cite> <quote>i unironically started saying lol outloud, that it's now ironically being said</quote> I knew a girl who used to pronounce lol like it was a word and not an acronym. So instead of laughing she would sound out lol when someone said something funny. That is at least two degrees away from okay. She was the worst.</quote> I think I'm in love.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sahuagin 08/21/18 6:21:01 AM #11:	I used to walk or bikeride between my sister's house and my mom's house in the middle of the night. part of the short trip goes by a baseball diamond and through an accompanying parking lot. every now and then in the parking lot in the middle of the night, there would be a bunch of running vehicles arranged in a circle, all facing each other, creating a small little safe-zone with it seemed like people talking in the center (though it was hard to tell for sure what exactly was going on, obviously). no idea what the heck it was about, but I sure can't help but think it would be drug dealing or some similar illegal activity. --- *The truth basks in scrutiny.* https://imgur.com/GMouTGs http://projecteuler.net/profile/Sahuagin.png <cite>Sahuagin posted [p:907269126] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote>I used to walk or bikeride between my sister's house and my mom's house in the middle of the night. part of the short trip goes by a baseball diamond and through an accompanying parking lot. every now and then in the parking lot in the middle of the night, there would be a bunch of running vehicles arranged in a circle, all facing each other, creating a small little safe-zone with it seemed like people talking in the center (though it was hard to tell for sure what exactly was going on, obviously). no idea what the heck it was about, but I sure can't help but think it would be drug dealing or some similar illegal activity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McSame_as_Bush 08/21/18 7:20:54 PM #12:	Person106 posted... McSame_as_Bush posted... Bulbasaur posted... i unironically started saying lol outloud, that it's now ironically being said I knew a girl who used to pronounce lol like it was a word and not an acronym. So instead of laughing she would sound out lol when someone said something funny. That is at least two degrees away from okay. She was the worst. I think I'm in love. THE WIRZT --- I must admit you smell like fruity nuts and good grains. https://imgur.com/hdWdqvt <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:907307734] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>Person106 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>McSame_as_Bush posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bulbasaur posted...</cite> <quote>i unironically started saying lol outloud, that it's now ironically being said</quote> I knew a girl who used to pronounce lol like it was a word and not an acronym. So instead of laughing she would sound out lol when someone said something funny. That is at least two degrees away from okay. She was the worst.</quote> I think I'm in love.</quote> THE WIRZT</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McSame_as_Bush 08/22/18 3:01:45 AM #13:	Sahuagin posted... I used to walk or bikeride between my sister's house and my mom's house in the middle of the night. part of the short trip goes by a baseball diamond and through an accompanying parking lot. every now and then in the parking lot in the middle of the night, there would be a bunch of running vehicles arranged in a circle, all facing each other, creating a small little safe-zone with it seemed like people talking in the center (though it was hard to tell for sure what exactly was going on, obviously). no idea what the heck it was about, but I sure can't help but think it would be drug dealing or some similar illegal activity. fight club --- I must admit you smell like fruity nuts and good grains. https://imgur.com/hdWdqvt <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:907330334] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sahuagin posted...</cite> <quote>I used to walk or bikeride between my sister's house and my mom's house in the middle of the night. part of the short trip goes by a baseball diamond and through an accompanying parking lot. every now and then in the parking lot in the middle of the night, there would be a bunch of running vehicles arranged in a circle, all facing each other, creating a small little safe-zone with it seemed like people talking in the center (though it was hard to tell for sure what exactly was going on, obviously). no idea what the heck it was about, but I sure can't help but think it would be drug dealing or some similar illegal activity.</quote> fight club</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/22/18 3:07:15 AM #14:	McSame_as_Bush posted... HelIWithoutSin posted... Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup. Hmmm. It would be a really really bad place for some of that. Literally ten feet away from someone's driveway and surrounded by houses. That's why he asked if you wanted to go somewhere else. Coulda got a free blowy --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:907330447] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>McSame_as_Bush posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HelIWithoutSin posted...</cite> <quote>Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup.</quote> Hmmm. It would be a really really bad place for some of that. Literally ten feet away from someone's driveway and surrounded by houses.</quote> That's why he asked if you wanted to go somewhere else. Coulda got a free blowy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McSame_as_Bush 08/22/18 3:20:20 AM #15:	Jen0125 posted... McSame_as_Bush posted... HelIWithoutSin posted... Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup. Hmmm. It would be a really really bad place for some of that. Literally ten feet away from someone's driveway and surrounded by houses. That's why he asked if you wanted to go somewhere else. Coulda got a free blowy I don't trust mouths I don't know. --- I must admit you smell like fruity nuts and good grains. https://imgur.com/hdWdqvt <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:907330682] in Somebody j... [t:76919068]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>McSame_as_Bush posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HelIWithoutSin posted...</cite> <quote>Either that or he thought you were his grindr hookup.</quote> Hmmm. It would be a really really bad place for some of that. Literally ten feet away from someone's driveway and surrounded by houses.</quote> That's why he asked if you wanted to go somewhere else. Coulda got a free blowy</quote> I don't trust mouths I don't know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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