Current Events > My wife ordered me an escort. No bullshit.

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MuayThai85
08/18/18 12:55:53 PM
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I've been in China for almost 3 months alone. I tried to get her to be a little adventurous on cam tonight but she wasn't into it. Instead she suggested I get a girl instead.

She went as far as finding an escort site, picking out the girl and haggling the price. I gave her every opportunity to back out but she kept insisting I do it. Sadly the girl who showed wasn't even close to the girls on their website (girl she chose was a high 9, this girl was more like a 6.5 at best).

My wife's only rules were no kissing, no going down on her and wear a condom.

I can post text logs later if you don't believe it. She insists I deserve it because I've been alone and working my ass off.

Inb4 people claim she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated. Absolutely not. She's been really curious aboutt seeing me fuck another girl (our trip to Phuket where she basically had 1 girl ride my face while the other blew me under a towel on stage in front of the bar pretty much proved that to me). She said because I've been stressed, depressed and alone she wanted to do this for me.

The first thing I said to my wife after I called her was "you're better and you should have just saved your money". She smiled and laughed. She then asked for all the details which I gave.
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s0nicfan
08/18/18 12:57:35 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated.

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deupd_u
08/18/18 12:58:26 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
She went as far as finding an escort site, picking out the girl and haggling the price. I gave her every opportunity to back out but she kept insisting I do it. Sadly the girl who showed wasn't even close to the girls on their website (girl she chose was a high 9, this girl was more like a 6.5 at best).


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MrK3V
08/18/18 12:58:53 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
I'm getting cheated on and I don't know it.

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WaterLink
08/18/18 12:59:44 PM
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If shes going that far to find you a girl to fuck, she doesnt have to do nearly as much to find a guy to fuck her.

Just saying. Fuck the chick she found, be cool that she found a guy to fuck her while yall were away.
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MuayThai85
08/18/18 1:02:46 PM
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deupd_u posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
She went as far as finding an escort site, picking out the girl and haggling the price. I gave her every opportunity to back out but she kept insisting I do it. Sadly the girl who showed wasn't even close to the girls on their website (girl she chose was a high 9, this girl was more like a 6.5 at best).



Classic bait and switch. I worked in the industry, I know about it first hand.

WaterLink posted...
If shes going that far to find you a girl to fuck, she doesnt have to do nearly as much to find a guy to fuck her.

Just saying. Fuck the chick she found, be cool that she found a guy to fuck her while yall were away.


Nah there is 0 doubt in my mind that she cheated.
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Fony
08/18/18 1:03:11 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
My Thai war bride has secured my sperm for mix race children and my money for a more comfortable living. Now that I have to slave in another country to support her and her whole family, she is free to sleep with many other foreign guys while I waste away in China and fuck the occasional escort

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CanuckCowboy
08/18/18 1:05:13 PM
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I accidentally filled my escort with diesel.

she died.
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josifrees
08/18/18 1:06:28 PM
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Thai wives are the best lmao
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solosnake
08/18/18 1:07:17 PM
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That would be enough to make me feel uneasy. Id rather have a wife that would murder any chick that wanted my dick
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08/18/18 1:07:44 PM
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Pics
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catboy0_0
08/18/18 1:07:44 PM
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this topic is depressing af
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Snack
08/18/18 1:08:58 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
this topic is depressing af
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_Rinku_
08/18/18 1:09:12 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated.
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ANewLeaf
08/18/18 1:09:23 PM
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MT is literally the only CEman who could make this topic and it's actually true. CE being jealous as usual
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Alphamon
08/18/18 1:11:58 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
s0nicfan posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated.
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MuayThai85
08/18/18 1:12:52 PM
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solosnake posted...
That would be enough to make me feel uneasy. Id rather have a wife that would murder any chick that wanted my dick


My wife isn't the jealous type, neither am I. This is just a step towards the threeway she has been hinting at but afraid to try for years now.
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Monolith1676
08/18/18 1:28:00 PM
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Phuket
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Axiom
08/18/18 1:31:21 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Inb4 people claim she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated. Absolutely not. She's been really curious aboutt seeing me fuck another girl (our trip to Phuket where she basically had 1 girl ride my face while the other blew me under a towel on stage in front of the bar pretty much proved that to me). She said because I've been stressed, depressed and alone she wanted to do this for me.

Who are you trying to convince with this paragraph us or yourself. Seems like you already know that this is the case and are just in denial
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myzz7
08/18/18 1:31:33 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated.

MrK3V posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
I'm getting cheated on and I don't know it.

and this
catboy0_0 posted...
this topic is depressing af

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REMercsChamp
08/18/18 1:32:16 PM
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Cool, it's like an episode of Trailer Park Boys
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SocialistGamer
08/18/18 1:46:22 PM
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This sounds like an unhealthy relationship tbh.
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SomeLikeItHoth
08/18/18 1:48:53 PM
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Alphamon posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
s0nicfan posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated.

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AlecSkorpio
08/18/18 1:50:18 PM
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I guarantee the guy she's got coming over is kissing her and going down on her so...
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MuayThai85
08/18/18 1:53:30 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
This sounds like an unhealthy relationship tbh.


Plenty of swingers with long and healthy relationships actually. My old boss and his wife have been happily married for over 20 years and have been swinging for most that.
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MuayThai85
08/18/18 1:54:05 PM
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Axiom posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Inb4 people claim she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated. Absolutely not. She's been really curious aboutt seeing me fuck another girl (our trip to Phuket where she basically had 1 girl ride my face while the other blew me under a towel on stage in front of the bar pretty much proved that to me). She said because I've been stressed, depressed and alone she wanted to do this for me.

Who are you trying to convince with this paragraph us or yourself. Seems like you already know that this is the case and are just in denial


Because CE are haters and it would be the first thing they say.
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Forlorn_Ass
08/18/18 1:55:56 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Alphamon posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
s0nicfan posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated.

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KamenRiderBlade
08/18/18 1:56:46 PM
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myzz7 posted...
s0nicfan posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
she is doing it out of guilt because she cheated.

MrK3V posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
I'm getting cheated on and I don't know it.

and this
catboy0_0 posted...
this topic is depressing af
QFT!
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Flockaveli
08/18/18 1:57:10 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
This sounds like an unhealthy relationship tbh.

Every relationship with an Asian woman is tbh.
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tremain07
08/18/18 1:59:59 PM
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Are you ever going to flim your encounters and share them with CE?
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MuayThai85
08/18/18 2:04:36 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Are you ever going to flim your encounters and share them with CE?


Nah. But we have shared pictures (semi-nude) online. Probably not too difficult to find either.
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0AbsoluteZero0
08/18/18 2:05:50 PM
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MrK3V posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
I'm getting cheated on and I don't know it.

For real. Shes setting this up so that if/when you find out, she can come back at you with yeah, well you fucked that hooker when you could have declined!
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SSJGrimReaper
08/18/18 2:19:03 PM
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MuayThai85
08/18/18 2:23:08 PM
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Nope. Literally 0 chance. I would honestly put the odds of her cheating on me lower than the odds of me winning the Powerball. The girl is an open book. She's just a bit of a freak who is too shy to act out on it (was a virgin who preferred girls before we started dating).

She's been mentioning it for years that she wanted to watch me fuck another chick. What happened in Phuket was a massive turn on to her (both the 2 girls being all over me during the "sexy show" and the go go dancer she paid to sit with me which she literally had me finger bang right in front of her). She's just working up her nerve. Like I said, this is just the lead in to a future threeway.
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Guerrilla Soldier
08/18/18 2:25:13 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Nah there is 0 doubt in my mind that she cheated.

there's absolutely no doubt

that she cheated

?

so you've already accepted it, then
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Forlorn_Ass
08/18/18 2:28:55 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Nope. Literally 0 chance. I would honestly put the odds of her cheating on me lower than the odds of me winning the Powerball. The girl is an open book. She's just a bit of a freak who is too shy to act out on it (was a virgin who preferred girls before we started dating).

She's been mentioning it for years that she wanted to watch me fuck another chick. What happened in Phuket was a massive turn on to her (both the 2 girls being all over me during the "sexy show" and the go go dancer she paid to sit with me which she literally had me finger bang right in front of her). She's just working up her nerve. Like I said, this is just the lead in to a future threeway.


This is what everyone who's ever gotten cheated on said before they get cheated on.
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Offworlder1
08/18/18 2:29:00 PM
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Its suspect that she got you an escort that did not look that good, kinda strange she would have to mention use a condom too considering most men would never go raw in an escort or prostitute unless they have nothing to live for.
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tremain07
08/18/18 2:30:10 PM
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Considering how sexually liberated TC and his wife have been in past threads I'm gonna be in the corner that she didn't cheat on him, but she did feel some guilt at denying him some kind of sexual conquest, kinky she may be but it seems like TC hit a line she wasn't willing to cross so she got him this girl.
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Anteaterking
08/18/18 2:35:28 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
I would honestly put the odds of her cheating on me lower than the odds of me winning the Powerball.


Well that just means you're bad at probability.
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MuayThai85
08/18/18 2:50:12 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Its suspect that she got you an escort that did not look that good, kinda strange she would have to mention use a condom too considering most men would never go raw in an escort or prostitute unless they have nothing to live for.


The condom was about the blow job more than anything. And in Asia a lot of hookers will fuck raw and you'd be surprised how many guys would do it. Met a guy who was leaving Thailand for the Philippines and his main reason for going was "the hookers there offer true gfe and don't make you wear a helmet. Thailand use to be like that but now most want you to wear a condom".

Anyways, delivery as usual.
Conversation. Lots of calls in between but would have to hang up to listen to the audio clips they kept sending here.
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The bait and switch.
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bulletproofvita
08/18/18 2:55:33 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
this topic is depressing af

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Returning_CEmen
08/18/18 3:09:27 PM
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Your wife is super cute
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NeonOctopus
08/18/18 3:14:29 PM
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NeonOctopus
08/18/18 3:14:50 PM
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SoundNetwork
08/18/18 3:17:23 PM
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Literally posted a pic of wife and kids on ce
Why
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MuayThai85
08/18/18 3:17:58 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
pics of the escort? >_> (not the fake pic on the website lol)


Nah none. Wasn't going to ask for a pic.

NeonOctopus posted...
And how were the escort's boobs?


They were alright, bigger than my wife's but that isn't saying much. Surprisingly firm for her age and the fact that she almost certainly has a kid.

Returning_CEmen posted...
Your wife is super cute


Thanks.
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tremain07
08/18/18 3:19:05 PM
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What's with the times? How long it took you finish the first time and second time?
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