Poll of the Day > I'm done with mobile app dating

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I'm fed up, this whole time it's all been a bunch of bull shit

So a few days ago I ran into this girl who gave me her phone number, I thought SWEET and we started talking and then she starts saying she hears clicking in the background (I was playing my Switch while we were talking) and she said it turned her on
and she asked me to stomp on the floor and tap on the walls while she rubbed in the background. It was at that moment I hung up, and stopped responding to her (she called me like 30 times after that)

But hey, I found two of my childhood friends, I got a nice tinder date (she stopped responding to me as well) maybe there's still a chance
(p.s. I also meet a 40 yr old milf cutie who wanted to go on a pizza date and she literally lived right around the corner from me! but then her account got banned and I was just hoping she'd make an alt cuz she said we would go TODAY but that didn't happen. </3)

I then found this one girl who was unbelievably cute, she was totally into me, she was right around the corner and was ready to go! but at that moment she said "yeah come to my house babe" my brain clicked:
"OK we have a 22 yr old model who has no likes and comments on her pictures, she's nearby, she's into me, and she's already available tomorrow. OK This girl is just not real."

And yeah the she was totally a bot, she told me to sign up for some bull shit "Dating id" I gave her one of my throwaway emails cuz I had no idea what the fuck that was and sure enough it was complete and utter bull shit.

I snapped, I was stunned. I told that bot to (and I quote) "Go fuck yourself up your deep, dirty asshole because you are a piece of shit to prey on these poor souls looking for someone"

(fun fact, after that another girl hit me up asking for cash and a ride)

Guys I'm done with this shit. For the past five months I was looking at the absolute worse the world has to offer. Women who just wanted cash (another fun fact, there was one girl who actually stole $20 from me by taking it and then trying to leave. I got it back though), girls posting thot pics and then asking for a real relationship, those fucking bitches who likes you but never message back like come on bruh. Last week, something miraculous that I have never seen before in my life happen: a girl messaged me first and said I was attractive and stuff like that, but then her profile said she was already in a relation ship! WTF. I ain't with that cuck shit.

I don't think I've ever had a realistic shot. It was always just a bunch of mirrors. I was a gigantic fool. I'm deleting all my apps and accounts and hopefully never putting up with this migraine of an experience again. From now I'm just gonna focus on snagging cute sig girl, focus on school, getting into USNA, and leaving all this behind.

Sorry, I just really had to vent.
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ive banged a lot of girls from tinder

But there are sexy singles in your area
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

ive banged a lot of girls from tinder

you should write a book or something, man
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I don't understand why people even go through the trouble.

Is this a copy paste?
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DPsx7 posted...

I don't understand why people even go through the trouble.

sometimes you just wanna meet up you know

As for me, I really just wanted to learn how to be more romantic

green dragon posted...

Is this a copy paste?

no?
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Nomak-54 posted...

while she rubbed in the background. It was at that moment I hung up

Wtf?

minervo posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

while she rubbed in the background. It was at that moment I hung up

Wtf?

Ikr? She told be banging noises was one of her kinks. I could hear her moaning in the background :(
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Nomak-54 posted...

she starts saying she hears clicking in the background (I was playing my Switch while we were talking) and she said it turned her on
and she asked me to stomp on the floor and tap on the walls while she rubbed in the background.

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I'd have gone with the first girl. Mind you outside of a few matches on Tinder and a superlike from a hot Irish gal I've had nothing.
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Nomak-54 posted...

minervo posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

while she rubbed in the background. It was at that moment I hung up

Wtf?

Ikr? She told be banging noises was one of her kinks. I could hear her moaning in the background :(

I dont really understand why thats a dealbreaker to be honest
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Never used those things. People are judgmental. PoF never got me anywhere. I've met more people on Facebook. I recommend trying there. Also from various work places. Like closet organiser installs to moving. Even ordering at Subway.
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Yeah sounds like my tinder experience lol
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I had a short conversation with StarSlay3r from The Tester on one of the apps before.
That was kind of cool.
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I have a friend who found his current girlfriend on some dating app(might've been Tinder but I'm not sure).

My guess is dating apps and similar things can work but you have to be Extremely lucky.
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tinder is trash.
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Mead posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

minervo posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

while she rubbed in the background. It was at that moment I hung up

Wtf?

Ikr? She told be banging noises was one of her kinks. I could hear her moaning in the background :(

I dont really understand why thats a dealbreaker to be honest

because she was nuts

She (who was 17 years old btw) was talking about how she wanted to get married and someone to impregnated her because all her friends were doing it
She called me nonstop after that like bruh I just couldn't handle it

DocDelicious posted...

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Ayy I love that song
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Nomak-54 posted...

So a few days ago I ran into this girl who gave me her phone number, I thought SWEET and we started talking and then she starts saying she hears clicking in the background (I was playing my Switch while we were talking) and she said it turned her on and she asked me to stomp on the floor and tap on the walls while she rubbed in the background. It was at that moment I hung up, and stopped responding to her (she called me like 30 times after that)

the fuck man, why would you cut her off?? like, that sounds awesome, tbh, ok?

you don't like women?
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Wait, she was turned on by the sound of clicking in the background?

And that "weirded" you out?

LMAO

Shut the fuck up.
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GreenKnight127 posted...

Wait, she was turned on by the sound of clicking in the background?

And that "weirded" you out?

LMAO

Shut the fuck up.

But did you read the other posts? She was talking crazy, she wanted to have a baby, she kept telling me to stomp on the floor and that she wanted to me to do it for hours while she got off like BOY

Aculo posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

So a few days ago I ran into this girl who gave me her phone number, I thought SWEET and we started talking and then she starts saying she hears clicking in the background (I was playing my Switch while we were talking) and she said it turned her on and she asked me to stomp on the floor and tap on the walls while she rubbed in the background. It was at that moment I hung up, and stopped responding to her (she called me like 30 times after that)

the fuck man, why would you cut her off?? like, that sounds awesome, tbh, ok?

you don't like women?

I love women, this girl just seemed off
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should have knocked her up then ghosted her tbqh

If you can't tell something is a bot in the first message you're not going to be successful with an attractive woman anyway.

blu posted...

If you can't tell something is a bot in the first message you're not going to be successful with an attractive woman anyway.

Unless youre wrong and they are
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blu posted...

If you can't tell something is a bot in the first message you're not going to be successful with an attractive woman anyway.

I literally called her a bot when I first messaged her and then she kept insisting she wasn't
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blu posted...

If you can't tell something is a bot in the first message you're not going to be successful with an attractive woman anyway.

They are the closest thing to actual bots though.

Nomak-54 posted...

blu posted...

If you can't tell something is a bot in the first message you're not going to be successful with an attractive woman anyway.

I literally called her a bot when I first messaged her and then she kept insisting she wasn't

Wow, that's almost like something a bot would do.

Nomak-54 posted...

She (who was 17 years old btw) was talking about how she wanted to get married and someone to impregnated her because all her friends were doing it
She called me nonstop after that like bruh I just couldn't handle it

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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