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Aristoph 07/29/18 4:09:33 AM #1: |
I'm 33, fyi.
So a minivan pulls up and pumps gas, and these two step out. The younger one looks to be about 14, maybe 15 at the oldest. She's wearing ripped jeans and a surprisingly low-cut top. Not the overly slutty looking kind of low-cut, but definitely intended to show off a bit. She was cute, but definitely too young. The older one (I'm assuming her mom) is in a pair of daisy dukes and an equally low-cut top. They come inside after getting the gas and browse for a minute. When they come to the counter they've got a Monster and a Dr Pepper, and the mom asks for some Juul pods. Then the younger one grabs a Hershey's Cookies & Creme and tosses it on the counter, and the following conversation happens: Mom: A candy bar? Do we really need that? Girl: Come on, doesn't it look delicious? Mom: It's a candy bar. Me: *jokingly* Come on, it's chocolate! That pretty much by default makes it the most important thing on this counter! *both of them laugh* Mom: *shaking her head and smiling* Alright, whatever. Go ahead. Me: It's just a shame it's not Cookies & Mint. That one's so much better but you can't find it anywhere anymore. Girl: Oh my god, I love Cookies & Mint! Me: I know, right? It's basically mint chocolate chip ice cream without the brain freeze. Girl: And mint chocolate chip is the best ice cream! Me: They make other flavors of ice cream? Girl: Haha, it's definitely my favorite! *leans on counter, obviously showing off her cleavage* Maybe we could get some sometime? Me: ...ahh, well...that would be nice, but I work nights. It makes going out for ice cream a bit tricky. Nothing's open when I'm awake, after all. Girl: Aww, that's too bad... Mom: *smiling the whole time, says nothing* Then they paid, and as they were walking out the girl turns around and smiles back at me. Anybody else ever get hit on by young girls like that? I mean holy shit, her mom almost looked like she was hoping I'd say yes. O_o --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard!
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solosnake 07/29/18 4:12:51 AM #2: |
*this happened*
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solosnake 07/29/18 4:13:36 AM #3: |
also i have you tagged as lockhimup or some reason
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MasterOfSex 07/29/18 4:13:49 AM #4: |
you almost got jailbaited by undercover cops
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Aristoph 07/29/18 4:16:04 AM #5: |
I honestly do not know why you would. Probably because I didn't agree with the death penalty for people caught with CP. Or that it's impossible for people with those convictions to change (I work with one who is living proof that they can).
Most people didn't like my take in those topics a couple months ago. That's the only really controversial opinion I have spoken about on here. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 07/29/18 4:18:55 AM #6: |
When I was 29 I had a couple of 19 years old flirting with me. I don't like them that young. 25-40 is my range.
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frogman_295 07/29/18 4:50:03 AM #7: |
Lol
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MissAtomicBomb 07/29/18 4:52:08 AM #8: |
Why would you flirt with a 14 year old
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Aristoph 07/29/18 4:53:24 AM #9: |
MissAtomicBomb posted...
Why would you flirt with a 14 year old I wasn't flirting. I was being friendly. I'm like that with all of my customers. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard!
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solosnake 07/29/18 4:56:07 AM #10: |
What if that was your one and only chance to get with a hot 18 year old and her even hotter mom?
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Kajagogo 07/29/18 5:01:51 AM #11: |
Aristoph posted...
MissAtomicBomb posted...Why would you flirt with a 14 year old It does kind of look you were flirting with her also. You even invited yourself into their conversation, and you did say that the 14 y/o was "cute, but too young" --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aristoph 07/29/18 5:08:28 AM #12: |
solosnake posted...
What if that was your one and only chance to get with a hot 18 year old and her even hotter mom? The mom wasn't hotter. She looked pretty "used up" tbh. Kajagogo posted...
I made a joke to speed things up. It's a tactic that you get pretty good with when you have customers taking forever in retail. If it turns into an argument between mother and daughter, they could be there for 10 minutes with me standing awkwardly to the side and unable to go anywhere. And yes, she was cute. There's nothing wrong with a 14 year old being cute. I didn't call her "sexy" or imply there was any kind of desire there. She was a cute girl. They exist. Why do people get so hung up over that? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LepartialJury 07/29/18 5:25:53 AM #13: |
Ohhh, you were the cashier? That would make a lot more sense. The way the OP was like it sounded like you just randomly invited yourself into their conversation as a passerby.
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Aristoph 07/29/18 5:33:18 AM #14: |
LepartialJury posted...
Ohhh, you were the cashier? That would make a lot more sense. The way the OP was like it sounded like you just randomly invited yourself into their conversation as a passerby. XD Yeah, I work night shift. I get a decent amount of weirdos, but I think this is a first for me. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CProtectionSvce 07/31/18 6:18:12 AM #15: |
Hmm you get a pass.
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D-Lo_BrownTown 07/31/18 6:22:12 AM #16: |
That probably wasn't her real mother, and she's probably a sex worker.
Human trafficking is fucked up mang. --- You Messin Wit Da Real Deal Now https://imgur.com/dWXgtSb ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 07/31/18 6:21:40 PM #17: |
solosnake posted...
*this happened* --- "Never seen a group of people more obsessed with a man's naked, hairy ass than the men at Current Events." -SBAllen 2018 We live in a society ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 07/31/18 6:32:21 PM #18: |
solosnake posted...
*this happened* --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 07/31/18 6:33:08 PM #19: |
solosnake posted...
*this happened* --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 07/31/18 6:36:26 PM #20: |
solosnake posted...
*this happened* --- Signatures are overrated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ya_dun_goofed 07/31/18 6:36:56 PM #21: |
That's when you laugh out loud and walk away quickly before the awkward situation gets worse.
Aristoph posted... MissAtomicBomb posted...Why would you flirt with a 14 year old Oh, so you were stuck in this situation... --- "the ABSOLUTE LAST THING ANY adc needs right now is a nerf." - Crows ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scotty_Rogers 07/31/18 6:40:13 PM #22: |
Thought this was a @MuayThai85 topic.
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Scotty_Rogers 07/31/18 6:40:26 PM #23: |
Oh, he's in purg? You his alt, TC?
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Aristoph 07/31/18 7:35:20 PM #24: |
Scotty_Rogers posted...
Oh, he's in purg? You his alt, TC? Shut the fuck up. I'm nobody's alt. I've had this account and only this account for nearly 17 years. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mario2000 07/31/18 8:54:00 PM #25: |
i see that tc still has not given up being creepy
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mario2000 07/31/18 8:55:09 PM #26: |
just from the way you said it, her mom was ready to murder you by the end, but chose to be polite and get her child the fuck out of there asap
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DevsBro 07/31/18 8:58:06 PM #27: |
Aristoph posted...
Then the younger one grabs a Hershey's Cookies & Creme I haven't seen one of these in years. Always liked them though. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 07/31/18 9:55:53 PM #28: |
mario2000 posted...
i see that tc still has not given up being creepy Lol --- Signatures are overrated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guerrilla Soldier 07/31/18 10:06:40 PM #29: |
i like how you put actions, as if we were reading a script. as if this was something you imagined in your head and wanted to make it feel as real as possible.
as if. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aristoph 07/31/18 10:09:54 PM #30: |
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i like how you put actions, as if we were reading a script. as if this was something you imagined in your head and wanted to make it feel as real as possible. Or just so you could imagine the encounter properly. Not that it's helped, apparently. I guess now it's considered creepy to turn down a 14 year old girl. -_- --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dameon_reaper 07/31/18 10:23:00 PM #31: |
People will sit here adn believe getting 1000 dollars from a user but won't believe a simple story >_>
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TheAnthraxBunny 08/01/18 5:13:10 PM #32: |
solosnake posted...
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mario2000 08/01/18 5:32:08 PM #33: |
"this 14 year old girl was totally hot but i turned her down according to this story which i remember what everyone said in perfect detail, that totally doesn't make me a creeper"
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EnragedSlith 08/01/18 5:35:08 PM #34: |
mario2000 posted...
"this 14 year old girl was totally hot but i turned her down according to this story which i remember what everyone said in perfect detail, that totally doesn't make me a creeper" Not to mention the meticulous stage directions --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mykie 08/01/18 5:35:11 PM #35: |
With an account that old you must be ancient; wtf are you doing still using the "O_o" emoticon?
Actually, why tf is this even a topic. TC is def a creeper. --- Alena Kostornaya fan girl https://imgur.com/oeBppLz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vocedelmorte 08/01/18 5:38:29 PM #36: |
This entire conversation is definitely you flirting with 14 yo
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Banjo2553 08/01/18 5:40:32 PM #37: |
Lesson learned: Never post anything about children on CE.
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02fran 08/04/18 9:19:26 PM #41: |
^not ok
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Lost_All_Senses 08/04/18 9:24:34 PM #42: |
If this is real that last response was out of bounds bro. That is not how you diffuse that comment. You don't keep playing light conversation when it gets to that point >_>. Id of went off on you even if my niece instigated it just for you being the adult in the situation.
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Blue_Dream87 08/04/18 9:24:49 PM #43: |
This happened to me at work but she was like 16/17 and looked 18ish. She was driving her family (who were obv drunk) and we all joked around. Something came up and we flirted a little, then the parents said she's not legal. I said oops, nevermind and laughed it off. They laughed and mentioned me passing a cool test or something.
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Lost_All_Senses 08/04/18 9:27:58 PM #44: |
Blue_Dream87 posted...
They laughed and mentioned me passing a cool test or something You should of said "oh, so I can fuck?" --- There will always be exceptions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameboyTroy 08/04/18 11:33:23 PM #46: |
Just say "no" to the 14 year old and talk to the mother.
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AlisLandale 08/05/18 12:02:06 AM #47: |
Just say "Go home and be a family man"
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WrestlinFan 08/05/18 12:26:57 AM #48: |
I imagine TC was looking way too much into that conversation as it was happening. Which is what makes the OP so creepy.
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Lost_All_Senses 08/05/18 12:29:02 AM #49: |
WrestlinFan posted...
I imagine TC was looking way too much into that conversation as it was happening. Which is what makes the OP so creepy. The focus on clothing didn't help --- There will always be exceptions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 08/05/18 12:31:42 AM #50: |
well he got the store to sell an extra chocolate bar, I'd say that is a win
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slimfizzle2 08/05/18 12:32:01 AM #51: |
Shit I'm drunk so I'll share my story.
When I first took over the produce department at my old store there was a hot girl and a banging mom. They both dressed the same and showed off there goods. They bothed flirted with me when ever they came into the store. I had a girlfriend at that point of time so I just kept it friendly. But they both kept it up. To the point where I was intrigued and down for mother daughter threesome. Then one day the daughter came up to me and said we should party before she goes to her dad's for her birthday. Ahh yeah man. Then I asked how old she was turning. Oh I'm going there for my fourteenth birthday. I nope'd the fuck out and never talked to them again. I would call fake but I lived through that shit. Fucking Arizona --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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