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3khc
07/21/18 2:05:48 AM
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She's kinda vanilla tho like she won't even stimulate my prostate. So suggest missionary tier positions.
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Kyurem-BIack
07/21/18 2:06:17 AM
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fart in her face
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clearaflagrantj
07/21/18 2:06:20 AM
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Eat the booty
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SwayM
07/21/18 2:06:47 AM
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Tokyo sandblaster
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DocileOrangeCup
07/21/18 2:07:09 AM
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Chicken
07/21/18 2:07:16 AM
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Pee in her butt
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Irony
07/21/18 2:08:18 AM
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Eskimo Trebuchet
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Dagon_0
07/21/18 2:09:12 AM
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Surprise buttsex
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Touch
07/21/18 2:18:24 AM
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Five star frogsplash
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frogman_295
07/21/18 2:19:40 AM
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#rustytrumbone
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/21/18 2:22:32 AM
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Donkey punch her.
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Reis
07/21/18 2:23:23 AM
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moss covered, three handled family grudunzle
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bknight
07/21/18 2:27:42 AM
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Brown shower followed by urethral insertion ending with sriracha enema.
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Muffinz0rz
07/21/18 2:28:22 AM
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bknight posted...
Brown shower followed by urethral insertion ending with sriracha enema.

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BigTee66
07/21/18 2:28:40 AM
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Seismic Toss
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TES_Nut
07/21/18 2:28:59 AM
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Diaper play
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Freddie_Mercury
07/21/18 2:30:23 AM
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tuck n roll
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SpiralDrift
07/21/18 2:31:07 AM
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Dip your flesh french fry in her pink ranch sauce cup. Repeat until the french fry becomes too wet and floppy to continue and then let her suck the sauce off of it. I've heard of some people dipping it in ketchup but to be honest that sounds pretty gross. I think if you really wanted to spice things up you could just pour your chocolate milkshakes over each other's chests or something. I mean it's not rocket science.
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bladegash
07/21/18 2:32:12 AM
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The forbidden X
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Zelda_Aran
07/21/18 2:32:50 AM
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BigTee66 posted...
Seismic Toss

Follow up with Dragon Rage
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LordFarquad1312
07/21/18 2:33:02 AM
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Try the Alaskan pipeline or the firebreathing dragon. If you're serious about it, try the Talon.
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Muffinz0rz
07/21/18 2:34:41 AM
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Zelda_Aran posted...
BigTee66 posted...
Seismic Toss

Follow up with Dragon Rage

Finish her off with Arm Thrust
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philamike
07/21/18 8:30:39 AM
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The Hummingbird
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masticatingman
07/21/18 8:32:10 AM
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Poison sting then thrash for five turns
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Neoconkers
07/21/18 8:33:20 AM
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saskatchewan spinning nerve hold
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specialkid8
07/21/18 8:40:03 AM
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Toronto piledriver
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GigaSPX
07/21/18 8:42:35 AM
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This topic is
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Jiek_Fafn
07/21/18 8:54:14 AM
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Motion in the Ocean

I've heard a lot of girls say that's their favorite.
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TheoryzC
07/21/18 9:05:57 AM
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Bionic Seahorse
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
07/21/18 9:08:35 AM
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Irony posted...
Eskimo Trebuchet

What in the holy hell...

*looks up Eskimo Trebuchet*

O_O
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07/21/18 9:12:49 AM
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Texas chili bone
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/21/18 9:14:52 AM
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Lights off, clothes on, dick through the hole in your pants
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Touch
07/21/18 10:47:55 AM
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The Kim Jung Unts
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DirkDiggles
07/21/18 10:50:38 AM
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Put it in from behind, grab her by the hair and call her by either mom's or sister's name and hang on.
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chrono625
07/21/18 10:52:10 AM
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Take a suppository before hand, less mess.
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Flockaveli
07/21/18 10:53:29 AM
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Tell her shes beautiful.
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Garioshi
07/21/18 10:54:49 AM
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Alabama Hot Pocket
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lww99
07/21/18 10:57:44 AM
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3khc posted...
She's kinda vanilla tho because she won't finger my ass

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