Current Events > Wiz Khalifa's masculinity is so FRAGILE that he refuses to eat a banana

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ollie89
07/20/18 7:43:12 PM
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Ladies and gentleman, this grown ass man:

HYOno69

had this to say:

http://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/40753/1/wiz-khalifa-masculinity-bananas-the-breakfast-club
If you bite a banana, you sus, he says. If you a [redacted], [redacted] gotta break the banana in half.


Imagine being afraid to eat a banana >_>
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Minecraft10
07/20/18 7:46:32 PM
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Fucking moron.
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DocileOrangeCup
07/20/18 7:47:04 PM
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ollie89
07/20/18 7:47:42 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I mean tbf, bananas ARE gross

Bananas taste great.
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Smashingpmkns
07/20/18 7:48:11 PM
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Wiz sucks and is fake as hell. Waka Flocka should have put his scrawny ass through a wall.
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Zach_is_back
07/20/18 7:48:51 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Wiz sucks and is fake as hell. Waka Flocka should have put his scrawny ass through a wall.

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Bad_Mojo
07/20/18 7:49:23 PM
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Will he lose his job or money for theses homophobic remarks? Nope
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Orthopox12
07/20/18 7:49:58 PM
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I had a banana earlier this week that im pretty sure was perfect.
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TheMikh
07/20/18 7:52:28 PM
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why not slice them before eating

DocileOrangeCup posted...
I mean tbf, bananas ARE gross

bad taste my man
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ollie89
07/20/18 7:53:50 PM
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TheMikh posted...
why not slice them before eating

That's great too.

But the thing about bananas is that they are the perfect convenient fruit.

After a workout at the gym, all you do is pick it up, peel it, and eat it. No washing or cutting necessary. Easy carbs. That's what's great about them.
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TheMikh
07/20/18 7:57:02 PM
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ollie89 posted...
TheMikh posted...
why not slice them before eating

That's great too.

But the thing about bananas is that they are the perfect convenient fruit.

After a workout at the gym, all you do is pick it up, peel it, and eat it. No washing or cutting necessary. Easy carbs. That's what's great about them.

my favorite fruit actually

i slice them out of habit since that's how i was served them with breakfast growing up
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ZannoL
07/20/18 8:03:37 PM
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If you bite a banana, you sus, he says. If you a [redacted], [redacted] gotta break the banana in half.

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Vyrulisse
07/20/18 8:04:52 PM
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He probably sits in his closet nightly and sucks on bananas very lewdly
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Butterfiles
07/20/18 8:19:42 PM
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fellas is it gay to bite a dick
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Bad_Mojo
07/20/18 8:24:46 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Will he lose his job or money for theses homophobic remarks? Nope

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yusiko
07/20/18 8:26:45 PM
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there is only one way to properly eat a banana
let this guy demonstrate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_7gJTvIk0g" data-time="

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Blue_Inigo
07/20/18 8:27:53 PM
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Does he not eat popsicles?
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specialkid8
07/20/18 8:34:56 PM
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sus?
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franksandbeans3
07/20/18 10:00:38 PM
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Very stupid dude.
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BongoBongo
07/20/18 10:03:42 PM
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i thought we left him back in 2014
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prince_leo
07/20/18 10:04:48 PM
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I like to give a blowjob to a banana when I eat one in front of my wife while maintaining eye contact for as long as I can
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KobeSystem
07/20/18 10:07:15 PM
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Literally jonah hill from superbad

Can't be allowed to any dick shaped foods so he has to project lmao
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BongoBongo
07/20/18 10:07:36 PM
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KobeSystem posted...
Literally jonah hill from superbad

lol
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Roshon
07/20/18 10:08:47 PM
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Toxic masculinity
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Letron_James
07/20/18 10:10:27 PM
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BongoBongo posted...
KobeSystem posted...
Literally jonah hill from superbad

lol

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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/20/18 10:10:43 PM
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yeah I saw that interview on the breakfast club lol. dudes a trip
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Reis
07/20/18 10:11:16 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Will he lose his job or money for theses homophobic remarks? Nope

what job would that be
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BongoBongo
07/20/18 10:24:56 PM
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Reis posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Will he lose his job or money for theses homophobic remarks? Nope

what job would that be

costar on the film Mac And Devin Go To High School
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Returning_CEmen
07/20/18 10:24:57 PM
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Very insecure
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Reis
07/20/18 10:27:22 PM
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BongoBongo posted...
Reis posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Will he lose his job or money for theses homophobic remarks? Nope

what job would that be

costar on the film Mac And Devin Go To High School

i'm reasonably sure this is sarcasm but you can never tell here
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boxington
07/20/18 10:27:57 PM
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*Wiz Khalifa laugh*
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BongoBongo
07/20/18 10:29:21 PM
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Reis posted...
BongoBongo posted...
Reis posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Will he lose his job or money for theses homophobic remarks? Nope

what job would that be

costar on the film Mac And Devin Go To High School

i'm reasonably sure this is sarcasm but you can never tell here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_%26_Devin_Go_to_High_School

Costarring Snoop Dogg and featuring Andy Milonakis.
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Reis
07/20/18 10:30:17 PM
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yes, that came out years ago. which brings me back to my original question, what job does he have to lose
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BongoBongo
07/20/18 10:32:50 PM
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Reis posted...
yes, that came out years ago. which brings me back to my original question, what job does he have to lose

Swae Lee and that other guy's babysitter.
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lww99
07/20/18 10:33:08 PM
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Zach_is_back posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Wiz sucks and is fake as hell. Waka Flocka should have put his scrawny ass through a wall.


He's been training Muay Thai tho
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SuperExcitebike
07/20/18 10:34:41 PM
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Gafemage
07/21/18 1:02:10 AM
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WokeSocksForWok
07/21/18 1:07:35 AM
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He had a really cool song, Never Been pt2, which used Chrono Trigger music as a sample.

His songs however are literally nothing but how he has lots of money and does lots of drugs. Really wish the black community would step up and reject his low effort rap.
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frogman_295
07/21/18 1:10:57 AM
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That's sad, lol.
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Slip-N-Slide
07/21/18 1:12:55 AM
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He's right but for the wrong reasons. Doesn't have anything to do with sexual orientation but bananas are disgusting.
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thronedfire2
07/21/18 1:15:34 AM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
He's right but for the wrong reasons. Doesn't have anything to do with sexual orientation but bananas are disgusting.


he's not even saying he doesn't eat them, he just breaks them in half and eats them like a fucking weirdo
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Blue_Inigo
07/21/18 1:21:05 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
He's right but for the wrong reasons. Doesn't have anything to do with sexual orientation but bananas are disgusting.


he's not even saying he doesn't eat them, he just breaks them in half and eats them like a fucking weirdo

Bro you cant just shove things down your mouth that look like dicks.
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ZannoL
07/21/18 1:37:57 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Very insecure
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BongoBongo
07/21/18 2:47:51 AM
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WokeSocksForWok posted...
black community

oh
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hockeybub89
07/21/18 2:48:22 AM
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