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BloodyNate
07/15/18 7:05:37 PM
#1:


being sober and lonely is the worst combination because everything is boring

EDIT: it also sucks because certain drugs are legal in my state and i use them to help with anxiety and lack of appetite but i cant do any of that until i pass my test
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CommonJoe
07/15/18 7:06:31 PM
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You dont know what boring is.
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BloodyNate
07/15/18 7:06:52 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
You dont know what boring is.

uhm

yeah i do?
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Gunpo
07/15/18 7:07:31 PM
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just use someone else's pee
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slimfizzle2
07/15/18 7:08:36 PM
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Gunpo posted...
just use someone else's pee

How soon before the test should I drink it?
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BloodyNate
07/15/18 7:09:10 PM
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Gunpo posted...
just use someone else's pee


im not confident in my ability to pull that off, and if i get caught then i definitely cant keep the job. if they just find some THC in my pee then i might be able to talk my way out of it
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BloodyNate
07/15/18 7:09:19 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Gunpo posted...
just use someone else's pee

How soon before the test should I drink it?

10/10
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CommonJoe
07/15/18 7:09:30 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
CommonJoe posted...
You dont know what boring is.

uhm

yeah i do?


Have you been homeless? Im guessing no.

Drugs arent the answer man, no matter what they are. Meditate, find something fun to do and learn when to take a break and switch to something else.
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BloodyNate
07/15/18 7:10:44 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
BloodyNate posted...
CommonJoe posted...
You dont know what boring is.

uhm

yeah i do?


Have you been homeless? Im guessing no.

Drugs arent the answer man, no matter what they are. Meditate, find something fun to do and learn when to take a break and switch to something else.


look back at my opening post. its much more than boredom.

i do meditate and switch activities. theres only so much a person can do.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/15/18 7:13:42 PM
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go to a heady shop and buy one of the fake piss kits
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dib153
07/15/18 7:16:27 PM
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You could always drink. Also, depending on how far away the test is, most designer drugs are out of your system in 3-5 days. I had 6 months probation and couldnt smoke, so I got my kicks off Percocet and xanys and such
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CommonJoe
07/15/18 7:16:38 PM
#12:


BloodyNate posted...
CommonJoe posted...
BloodyNate posted...
CommonJoe posted...
You dont know what boring is.

uhm

yeah i do?


Have you been homeless? Im guessing no.

Drugs arent the answer man, no matter what they are. Meditate, find something fun to do and learn when to take a break and switch to something else.


look back at my opening post. its much more than boredom.

i do meditate and switch activities. theres only so much a person can do.


What kind of anxiety?
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Fahren
07/15/18 7:17:34 PM
#13:


CommonJoe posted...
You dont know what boring is.

he's clearly the definition of boring
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ShinyFinder
07/15/18 7:17:42 PM
#14:


this is why i didn't apply to petco
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kingdrake2
07/15/18 7:18:01 PM
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it's not going to work. i tried everything right and i still got called out on it.
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kingdrake2
07/15/18 7:18:54 PM
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ShinyFinder posted...
this is why i didn't apply to petco


it's not going to work. i tried everything right and i still got called out on it.
i kinda would like to work for petco, but i really hate how they take care of anything that isn't a cat or dog. some of the conditions they keep the birds in is pretty bad (not sure if the one in the coast is horrible though) they looked happy and chirpy (i like those blue parakeets).
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southcoast09
07/15/18 7:22:01 PM
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That infuriates me. If its legal in the state, then it should be removed from the drug test panel. Half of the people are on some horrible prescription pill or hung over.
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Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 7:23:41 PM
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It's a piss test? Lol easy. Get someone to pee in a vial for you and heat it up right before you head to the test. Never fails as long as you heat it up warm enough.
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LinksLiege
07/15/18 7:24:51 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
sober and lonely

Did your lady friend not work out? Or is this a more aggressive loneliness than that?
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DoctorVader
07/15/18 7:25:17 PM
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Can't believe we are in 2018 and they still test for weed like it's fucking heroin or something and throw people in jail for 6 months because they won't unlock their phone for being found with a small amount of weed.
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LinksLiege
07/15/18 7:30:23 PM
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It's even dumber because Nate and I live in Oregon where it's legal for recreation. >_>

I lucked the hell out somehow, my current place should've tested me but the interviewer didn't even bother - she just had me start anyway.
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CommonJoe
07/15/18 7:31:25 PM
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You could just, you know, not do drugs.
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kingdrake2
07/15/18 7:32:13 PM
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DoctorVader posted...
Can't believe we are in 2018 and they still test for weed like it's fucking heroin or something and throw people in jail for 6 months because they won't unlock their phone for being found with a small amount of weed.


gotta comply with demands if he unlocked maybe just maybe he would of gotten off easier.
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Rad_Chad
07/15/18 7:32:25 PM
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no way bud

that is liek the time i didnt wanna go to prison for murder so i didnt murder anyone.
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Fenrimis
07/15/18 7:32:42 PM
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I'm in a similar position, just got someone to recommend me a job at a credit union and im not sure if they're gonna drug test but i'm expecting it. And it's gonna be really awkward when I fail that test.
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SauI_Goodman
07/15/18 7:38:48 PM
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I wish I were a drug test enforcer. I would require my agents to be in your presence as you pee into the cup so as not to encourage anybody taping fake pee to their leg and covering it with pants. Or I would just make hair tests the norm, which go back as much as 6 months instead of 2 weeks. Muahahahahahaa.
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BloodyNate
07/15/18 7:39:52 PM
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dib153 posted...
You could always drink. Also, depending on how far away the test is, most designer drugs are out of your system in 3-5 days. I had 6 months probation and couldnt smoke, so I got my kicks off Percocet and xanys and such


drinking makes me feel icky, and i should give my kidneys a break to make sure that the THC does get flushed. plus drinking alone is horrible.

i really just want pot, because i trust it and i enjoy it and dont want to become dependent on something.

CommonJoe posted...
What kind of anxiety?

the kind that makes me needy and insufferable and terrified of the future

ShinyFinder posted...
this is why i didn't apply to petco

i was never given any indication that this job would drug test. hell, id bet money that one of the interviewers is a regular cannabis user

kingdrake2 posted...
it's not going to work. i tried everything right and i still got called out on it.


ill take practice tests and see how it goes. but im thin and losing weight fast because my appetite is gone, and i had really lightened my consumption in the last few weeks anyway, so i think ill be fine

southcoast09 posted...
That infuriates me. If its legal in the state, then it should be removed from the drug test panel. Half of the people are on some horrible prescription pill or hung over.

i feel the same way, but in an entry level position, i have literally no power

LinksLiege posted...
Did your lady friend not work out? Or is this a more aggressive loneliness than that?


im incredibly frustrated at her. dating her has made me even more lonely because she doesnt give me much of her time. shes cancelled our last two hang outs this weekend (which she initially scheduled first) and i cant take that kind of shit anymore

LinksLiege posted...
It's even dumber because Nate and I live in Oregon where it's legal for recreation. >_>

I lucked the hell out somehow, my current place should've tested me but the interviewer didn't even bother - she just had me start anyway.

i didnt even find out about the test until i had accepted the position, which was annoying as fuck. i turned down another position for it, too.
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BloodyNate
07/15/18 7:40:02 PM
#28:


CommonJoe posted...
You could just, you know, not do drugs.

nobody gives a shit
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DoctorVader
07/15/18 7:40:32 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Can't believe we are in 2018 and they still test for weed like it's fucking heroin or something and throw people in jail for 6 months because they won't unlock their phone for being found with a small amount of weed.


gotta comply with demands if he unlocked maybe just maybe he would of gotten off easier.

While we should probably discuss this in the other topic, the point is that he was found with a small amount of weed. In no way does it relate it to his phone. Besides that point, you also can't compel someone to remember a password.

If they want his call logs and texts to catch a dealer, which is filmsy to begin with, they can already legally subpoena that from the wireless networks. Everything else is irrelevant.
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BloodyNate
07/15/18 7:42:44 PM
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Rad_Chad posted...
no way bud

that is liek the time i didnt wanna go to prison for murder so i didnt murder anyone.

are you comparing murder to harmless drug use?

SauI_Goodman posted...
I wish I were a drug test enforcer. I would require my agents to be in your presence as you pee into the cup so as not to encourage anybody taping fake pee to their leg and covering it with pants. Or I would just make hair tests the norm, which go back as much as 6 months instead of 2 weeks. Muahahahahahaa.


honestly forcing employees to drug test is a bullshit thing we do in the states. not unlike how Felons have to check the box when they apply for a job.
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LinksLiege
07/15/18 7:50:27 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
im incredibly frustrated at her. dating her has made me even more lonely because she doesnt give me much of her time. shes cancelled our last two hang outs this weekend (which she initially scheduled first) and i cant take that kind of shit anymore

Sorry to hear that, certainly must be irritating. :/
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BloodyNate
07/15/18 10:53:38 PM
#32:


LinksLiege posted...
BloodyNate posted...
im incredibly frustrated at her. dating her has made me even more lonely because she doesnt give me much of her time. shes cancelled our last two hang outs this weekend (which she initially scheduled first) and i cant take that kind of shit anymore

Sorry to hear that, certainly must be irritating. :/


it makes me not want to schedule with her anymore, you know? and this has been a problem the entire time ive known her. i need to value my time more.
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LinksLiege
07/15/18 11:09:09 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
it makes me not want to schedule with her anymore, you know? and this has been a problem the entire time ive known her. i need to value my time more.

Yeah, I hear you. I mean if she has legitimate reasons then that's one thing, but even having legitimate reasons doesn't excuse someone from never being able to plan ahead properly. They need to figure out where the issues lie and, if dealing with those isn't an option, they need to learn how to plan around them.
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BloodyNate
07/16/18 1:50:59 AM
#34:


LinksLiege posted...
BloodyNate posted...
it makes me not want to schedule with her anymore, you know? and this has been a problem the entire time ive known her. i need to value my time more.

Yeah, I hear you. I mean if she has legitimate reasons then that's one thing, but even having legitimate reasons doesn't excuse someone from never being able to plan ahead properly. They need to figure out where the issues lie and, if dealing with those isn't an option, they need to learn how to plan around them.


i would say theyre always legitimate to a degree, but theyre almost always avoidable. Friday she double booked herself and opted to reschedule with me rather than her friend. today she slept late and had too many things on her to do list. sometimes its panic attacks, which dont bother me (except to make me concerned about her), but sometimes its other things.

ive turned off notifications for her texts, and i think that will help my sanity. ive also made some new friends recently who i very much enjoy spending time with and who seem to enjoy spending time with me, so that will help. also, my new job will be active enough that i wont have time to think about her, which will help in a big way.

at this point, if she wants me in her life, its her job to show me. my time is valuable, and im going to start treating it as such. if she doesnt live up to that, then ill have to leave her behind.

and, of course, the reason i hate all of this is because when im with her, i am completely and totally happy. but getting to that point is universally a nightmare of anxiety, and i really cant handle it.
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LinksLiege
07/16/18 9:41:14 AM
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Yeah, like I was getting at - time management is a skill everyone needs. Someone can't expect everyone else to just deal with it every time things go wrong.
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Balrog0
07/16/18 10:10:13 AM
#36:


I used a wizzinator for a job once, worked out fine
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Monolith1676
07/16/18 10:12:19 AM
#37:


BloodyNate posted...
Gunpo posted...
just use someone else's pee


im not confident in my ability to pull that off, and if i get caught then i definitely cant keep the job. if they just find some THC in my pee then i might be able to talk my way out of it


Is it a job where there is a risk of injury? If so they may drug test you if you get hurt on the job.
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BloodyNate
07/16/18 11:31:05 AM
#38:


Monolith1676 posted...
Is it a job where there is a risk of injury? If so they may drug test you if you get hurt on the job.


nah, its remote IT. at worst ill get carpal tunnel

Balrog0 posted...
I used a wizzinator for a job once, worked out fine


i bought a test kit, some B vitamins, and Midol. if i dont pass 1-2 days before my actual test, ill get a hold of someone elses pee, or a Wizzinator
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TheShafter69
07/16/18 11:55:38 AM
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https://www.quickfixurine.com/

I had to take a pee test after being injured at work and I had smoked about 2.5 weeks prior, I didn't want to risk it and used this and it worked for me.

Also, you should just take a break from weed and use Kratom for a bit
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KILBOTz
07/16/18 11:58:34 AM
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BloodyNate posted...
Gunpo posted...
just use someone else's pee


im not confident in my ability to pull that off, and if i get caught then i definitely cant keep the job. if they just find some THC in my pee then i might be able to talk my way out of it


As I understand the tests are contracted out and the labs have a pass/fail value that is above 0. The lab reports the pass/fail, not the value.
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ChainedRedone
07/16/18 11:59:34 AM
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Quick fix usually works. Though one time for me it had a low creatinine level, which was really strange. I called quick fix and told them it had a reading of abnormal (18mcg/ml) and they said thats not supposed to happen. I ended doing another test and it came back normal. This however only applies to tests they send back to the lab.
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ChainedRedone
07/16/18 12:00:53 PM
#42:


KILBOTz posted...
BloodyNate posted...
Gunpo posted...
just use someone else's pee


im not confident in my ability to pull that off, and if i get caught then i definitely cant keep the job. if they just find some THC in my pee then i might be able to talk my way out of it


As I understand the tests are contracted out and the labs have a pass/fail value that is above 0. The lab reports the pass/fail, not the value.


This is usually the case.
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BloodyNate
07/16/18 12:41:53 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
As I understand the tests are contracted out and the labs have a pass/fail value that is above 0. The lab reports the pass/fail, not the value.


sorry, i dont quite get what you mean. theyll just tell them that i failed and not say what substance was found, nor the amount of said substance?
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masticatingman
07/16/18 12:49:32 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
Gunpo posted...
just use someone else's pee


im not confident in my ability to pull that off, and if i get caught then i definitely cant keep the job. if they just find some THC in my pee then i might be able to talk my way out of it


Doesnt work like that lol
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Lordgold666
07/16/18 12:54:31 PM
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@BloodyNate

What drugs you using and how often?

If youre only smoking pot every blue moon, it should leave your system within 3-4 days. But if youre a reg user itll take a lot longer

Id look into one of those piss kits, n dont try to bring someone elses urine bc they test the temp
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BloodyNate
07/16/18 1:11:30 PM
#46:


masticatingman posted...
BloodyNate posted...
Gunpo posted...
just use someone else's pee


im not confident in my ability to pull that off, and if i get caught then i definitely cant keep the job. if they just find some THC in my pee then i might be able to talk my way out of it


Doesnt work like that lol


damn

Lordgold666 posted...
@BloodyNate

What drugs you using and how often?

If youre only smoking pot every blue moon, it should leave your system within 3-4 days. But if youre a reg user itll take a lot longer

Id look into one of those piss kits, n dont try to bring someone elses urine bc they test the temp


pot, i used it daily for all of May, a few days a week in June, and ive only smoked like 4 times this month (although ive takes a few CBD gummies which will affect it too)

im also 61, 169lbs and ive lost 20 lbs in the last couple of months simply by not eating (depression is fun). i tend to have a pretty quick metabolism. im curious about if i can still pass by diluting+using B complex vitamins for color
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KILBOTz
07/16/18 1:43:48 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
KILBOTz posted...
As I understand the tests are contracted out and the labs have a pass/fail value that is above 0. The lab reports the pass/fail, not the value.


sorry, i dont quite get what you mean. theyll just tell them that i failed and not say what substance was found, nor the amount of said substance?


So lets say the limit for thc is .05mg/L and you come in at .04mg/L of thc, the lab will simply tell them you passed. If you come in at .06mg/L I believe they tell them you tested positive for a controlled substance and leave it at that. there may be some exceptions but I think that is the norm.
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iClockwork
07/16/18 1:44:40 PM
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Why is it so hard for people to just not do drugs?
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BloodyNate
07/16/18 1:45:41 PM
#49:


KILBOTz posted...
BloodyNate posted...
KILBOTz posted...
As I understand the tests are contracted out and the labs have a pass/fail value that is above 0. The lab reports the pass/fail, not the value.


sorry, i dont quite get what you mean. theyll just tell them that i failed and not say what substance was found, nor the amount of said substance?


So lets say the limit for thc is .05mg/L and you come in at .04mg/L of thc, the lab will simply tell them you passed. If you come in at .06mg/L I believe they tell them you tested positive for a controlled substance and leave it at that. there may be some exceptions but I think that is the norm.


this is good to know

i think im going to get some synthetic. all of my research says that for pre-employment they dont do pat downs and dont watch you pee, so i think if i buy some synthetic shit ill be good
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BloodyNate
07/16/18 1:46:25 PM
#50:


iClockwork posted...
Why is it so hard for people to just not do drugs?


#1 its legal in Oregon
#2 as i explained above, i use it both medically and recreationally
#3 marijuana is less harmful, less dangerous, and less addictive than alcohol, which has never been a deterrent for employment
#4 mind your own goddamn business
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