Current Events > ughhhhhh i have to pass a drug test to start my new job so i have to stay sober

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you could drink alcohol. also if you're really bored psychologically, you could take a few night caps of nyquil
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it's still going to be a load of BS if TC comes into or makes another topic and they deny him a job all because of that.

out of all the drugs it's the lowest out of the hate group but it shouldn't impact employment (long as they aren't smoking it before work) however federal laws state that it can disqualify from employment in most states.
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catboy0_0 posted...

you could drink alcohol. also if you're really bored psychologically, you could take a few night caps of nyquil

alcohol makes me feel horrible (especially since my appetite has been gone and i hardly eat), and i especially dont want to drink alone. i like weed for the medical benefits in addition to making life more interesting, and i can often still be productive (cooking, cleaning, reading, writing, etc).

but thanks for the rec

kingdrake2 posted...

it's still going to be a load of BS if TC comes into or makes another topic and they deny him a job all because of that.

out of all the drugs it's the lowest out of the hate group but it shouldn't impact employment (long as they aren't smoking it before work) however federal laws state that it can disqualify from employment in most states.

ive decided to get some synthetic urine, all of my research is telling me its my best bet. im an actor so i wont have a problem playing it cool in the lab, and they cannot do pat downs/watch me pee for pre-employment (im verifying that last bit on a site where you can ask attorneys, but everything ive seen otherwise confirms that)
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Yes just make sure to get the temperature right. Can't be too hot or too cool. If it comes out too hot just wait a little and let it cool down.
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ChainedRedone posted...

Yes just make sure to get the temperature right. Can't be too hot or too cool. If it comes out too hot just wait a little and let it cool down.

thats what im thinkin

also my research says they cant pat me down or watch me piss, right?
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BloodyNate posted...

ChainedRedone posted...

Yes just make sure to get the temperature right. Can't be too hot or too cool. If it comes out too hot just wait a little and let it cool down.

thats what im thinkin

also my research says they cant pat me down or watch me piss, right?

Idk about pre-employment, but my gf had her entire staff at buffalo wild wings randomly drug tested and they actually watched them. However, I always thought they only watched you if it was for probation/parole.
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Lol what a dumb employer.
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Sativa_Rose posted...

Lol what a dumb employer.

ugh ikr

but its such a good stepping stone. if i get some IT experience and also experience with medical equipment it really opens up my horizons
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Certified UA Tech here.

Depending on how long/much you smoke, THC can take MONTHS to leave your system.

Also, don't use someone else's urine.
They have a temperature sensor on the cups that make it pretty obvious when urine isn't fresh.
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Sativa_Rose posted...

Lol what a dumb employer.

Maybe you dont understand but there are whole networks of employers in industries that require drug tests and if a certain employer wants to rebel, then literally nobody will work with them. Also is tied to some career path jobs insurance stuff.

Source: Im in one of those industries. At least you can almost expect that everybody you work with goes out to a bar once or twice a week. Its the trade off.
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masticatingman posted...

Sativa_Rose posted...

Lol what a dumb employer.

Maybe you dont understand but there are whole networks of employers in industries that require drug tests and if a certain employer wants to rebel, then literally nobody will work with them. Also is tied to some career path jobs insurance minutiae.

That blows. I'm glad that doesn't exist in my industry. If someone told me to take a drug test for a programming job I'd alt-F4 outta that place right then and there.
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and dont want to become dependent

Fail. You can easily become dependent on marijuana. Are you joking?! You can become dependent on gambling or spending money too. There is a difference between a dependency and an addiction... The fact you made this topic means you are in denial and have a problem.

The fact "anxiety" came up is no coincidence. You're dependent on marijuana because of that.
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BloodyNate posted...

also my research says they cant pat me down or watch me piss, right?

I didn't get patted down for my test for Office Depot a while back. My friend got patted down for a piss test for a welding job, though.

Funnily he actually did use a mutual friend's piss for that because there was no way he was gonna pass. Had the bottle strapped in the gooch, the one place they didn't check. The whole tale is harrowing.

Part of the reason I want to become a professional writer. If anything, me using drugs will be practically expected. >_>
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Fake pee is like $30 dollars get your shit together.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

and dont want to become dependent

Fail. You can easily become dependent on marijuana. Are you joking?! You can become dependent on gambling or spending money too. There is a difference between a dependency and an addiction... The fact you made this topic means you are in denial and have a problem.

The fact "anxiety" came up is no coincidence. You're dependent on marijuana because of that.

k

blablablax17 posted...

Certified UA Tech here.

Depending on how long/much you smoke, THC can take MONTHS to leave your system.

Also, don't use someone else's urine.
They have a temperature sensor on the cups that make it pretty obvious when urine isn't fresh.

opinions on synthetic?
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blablablax17 posted...

Also, don't use someone else's urine.
They have a temperature sensor on the cups that make it pretty obvious when urine isn't fresh.

My friend went through that with a mutual friend's urine.

He beat it.
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