Current Events > Terminally ill boy, five, writes own obituary: 'See ya later, suckas!'

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Hexenherz 07/14/18 10:52:54 AM #1:	https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jul/13/garrett-matthias-boy-writes-own-obituary-cancer A unique memorial service set for Garrett Matthias, a five-year-old from central Iowa, is matched only by the one-of-a-kind obituary the preschooler had a hand in authoring. Garrett died 6 July of a rare cancer that attacked his temporal bone and cranial nerve. His obituary, which is now garnering national attention, includes details of some of the painful treatments he endured. But its his funny take on life and death thats getting noticed. His obit notes his likes: playing with his sister, his blue bunny, thrash metal music. And his dislikes: pants, dirty stupid cancer, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts. The obit was compiled by his parents, Emilie and Ryan Matthias, who began asking Garrett questions about adult topics such as funeral and burial preferences when they learned from doctors last month that his cancer was terminal. His responses, his mother said Friday, made up the obituary. Asked about death, Garrett responded he was going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy! Asked whether he wanted to be buried or cremated, he replied: I want to be burned (like when Thors mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when Im a gorilla. And he was specific about the kind of affair he expected his funeral to be. Funerals are sad, he said. I want five bouncy houses (because Im five), Batman and snow cones. The obit closes with his last message, See ya later, suckas! The Great Garrett Underpants. Garretts memorial service on Saturday will take into account many of those last requests, including the five bouncy houses. Besides snow cones, carnival games and fireworks, an archer will shoot a flaming arrow on to a small boat carrying Garretts ashes in a neighbors pond. The obituary says a private burial of Garretts ashes will be held at a later time, once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree. --- ESO: @Ultima_Vyse RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/99 FISH/ 89/99 Cooking <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:905059772] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jul/13/garrett-matthias-boy-writes-own-obituary-cancer A unique memorial service set for Garrett Matthias, a five-year-old from central Iowa, is matched only by the one-of-a-kind obituary the preschooler had a hand in authoring. Garrett died 6 July of a rare cancer that attacked his temporal bone and cranial nerve. His obituary, which is now garnering national attention, includes details of some of the painful treatments he endured. But its his funny take on life and death thats getting noticed. His obit notes his likes: playing with his sister, his blue bunny, thrash metal music. And his dislikes: pants, dirty stupid cancer, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts. The obit was compiled by his parents, Emilie and Ryan Matthias, who began asking Garrett questions about adult topics such as funeral and burial preferences when they learned from doctors last month that his cancer was terminal. His responses, his mother said Friday, made up the obituary. Asked about death, Garrett responded he was going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy! Asked whether he wanted to be buried or cremated, he replied: I want to be burned (like when Thors mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when Im a gorilla. And he was specific about the kind of affair he expected his funeral to be. Funerals are sad, he said. I want five bouncy houses (because Im five), Batman and snow cones. The obit closes with his last message, See ya later, suckas! The Great Garrett Underpants. Garretts memorial service on Saturday will take into account many of those last requests, including the five bouncy houses. Besides snow cones, carnival games and fireworks, an archer will shoot a flaming arrow on to a small boat carrying Garretts ashes in a neighbors pond. The obituary says a private burial of Garretts ashes will be held at a later time, once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 07/14/18 10:58:18 AM #2:	Garrett was such a badass, he gets a viking funeral. RIP. --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:905059980] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>Garrett was such a badass, he gets a viking funeral. RIP.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/14/18 10:59:08 AM #3:	lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905060004] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/14/18 10:59:18 AM #4:	boxington posted... Garrett was such a badass, he gets a viking funeral. RIP. it's still sad. but unfortunately we have to experience suffering in this world. 5 years old is too young to pass away. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:905060012] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>Garrett was such a badass, he gets a viking funeral. RIP.</quote> it's still sad. but unfortunately we have to experience suffering in this world. 5 years old is too young to pass away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/14/18 10:59:37 AM #5:	This fucking kid packed an entire life worth of awesome in 5 years. RIP --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:905060023] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>This fucking kid packed an entire life worth of awesome in 5 years. RIP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_MorningStar 07/14/18 11:00:58 AM #6:	See you in Valhalla my boy. --- https://imgur.com/UM1VO2V https://imgur.com/fd6WS3f <cite>_MorningStar posted [p:905060079] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>See you in Valhalla my boy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/14/18 11:01:42 AM #7:	A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it <cite>Zikten posted [p:905060106] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorningRose 07/14/18 11:03:23 AM #8:	DrizztLink posted... This fucking kid packed an entire life worth of awesome in 5 years. RIP --- Night falls upon the forest that weeps https://imgur.com/WCtOjxy https://imgur.com/WT6Eugc <cite>MorningRose posted [p:905060172] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>This fucking kid packed an entire life worth of awesome in 5 years. RIP</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 07/14/18 11:03:59 AM #9:	Kid sounded bad ass. I don't believe in reincarnation but if it exists this dude is definitely coming back as a gorilla. --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:905060190] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>Kid sounded bad ass. I don't believe in reincarnation but if it exists this dude is definitely coming back as a gorilla.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/14/18 11:04:07 AM #10:	Zikten posted... A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it if they can understand the difference between real and fiction and can handle it i would let them watch show only if it had violence content. never for sexual content. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:905060198] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it</quote> if they can understand the difference between real and fiction and can handle it i would let them watch show only if it had violence content. never for sexual content.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 07/14/18 11:04:53 AM #11:	Hexenherz posted... https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jul/13/garrett-matthias-boy-writes-own-obituary-cancer A unique memorial service set for Garrett Matthias, a five-year-old from central Iowa, is matched only by the one-of-a-kind obituary the preschooler had a hand in authoring. Garrett died 6 July of a rare cancer that attacked his temporal bone and cranial nerve. His obituary, which is now garnering national attention, includes details of some of the painful treatments he endured. But its his funny take on life and death thats getting noticed. His obit notes his likes: playing with his sister, his blue bunny, thrash metal music. And his dislikes: pants, dirty stupid cancer, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts. The obit was compiled by his parents, Emilie and Ryan Matthias, who began asking Garrett questions about adult topics such as funeral and burial preferences when they learned from doctors last month that his cancer was terminal. His responses, his mother said Friday, made up the obituary. Asked about death, Garrett responded he was going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy! Asked whether he wanted to be buried or cremated, he replied: I want to be burned (like when Thors mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when Im a gorilla. And he was specific about the kind of affair he expected his funeral to be. Funerals are sad, he said. I want five bouncy houses (because Im five), Batman and snow cones. The obit closes with his last message, See ya later, suckas! The Great Garrett Underpants. Garretts memorial service on Saturday will take into account many of those last requests, including the five bouncy houses. Besides snow cones, carnival games and fireworks, an archer will shoot a flaming arrow on to a small boat carrying Garretts ashes in a neighbors pond. The obituary says a private burial of Garretts ashes will be held at a later time, once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree. God damn, he was only five and he sounds like the chaddest kid on the playground --- IGN: Sun FC: 0061-0132-7564 <cite>tremain07 posted [p:905060223] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jul/13/garrett-matthias-boy-writes-own-obituary-cancer A unique memorial service set for Garrett Matthias, a five-year-old from central Iowa, is matched only by the one-of-a-kind obituary the preschooler had a hand in authoring. Garrett died 6 July of a rare cancer that attacked his temporal bone and cranial nerve. His obituary, which is now garnering national attention, includes details of some of the painful treatments he endured. But its his funny take on life and death thats getting noticed. His obit notes his likes: playing with his sister, his blue bunny, thrash metal music. And his dislikes: pants, dirty stupid cancer, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts. The obit was compiled by his parents, Emilie and Ryan Matthias, who began asking Garrett questions about adult topics such as funeral and burial preferences when they learned from doctors last month that his cancer was terminal. His responses, his mother said Friday, made up the obituary. Asked about death, Garrett responded he was going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy! Asked whether he wanted to be buried or cremated, he replied: I want to be burned (like when Thors mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when Im a gorilla. And he was specific about the kind of affair he expected his funeral to be. Funerals are sad, he said. I want five bouncy houses (because Im five), Batman and snow cones. The obit closes with his last message, See ya later, suckas! The Great Garrett Underpants. Garretts memorial service on Saturday will take into account many of those last requests, including the five bouncy houses. Besides snow cones, carnival games and fireworks, an archer will shoot a flaming arrow on to a small boat carrying Garretts ashes in a neighbors pond. The obituary says a private burial of Garretts ashes will be held at a later time, once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree.</quote> God damn, he was only five and he sounds like the chaddest kid on the playground</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 07/14/18 11:05:43 AM #12:	This is a young man who didn't waste a single day of his short life. --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:905060262] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>This is a young man who didn't waste a single day of his short life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 07/14/18 11:10:02 AM #13:	This kid is a badass and deserves to come back as a badass gorilla. kingdrake2 posted... Zikten posted... A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it if they can understand the difference between real and fiction and can handle it i would let them watch show only if it had violence content. never for sexual content. So why is violence ok but a perfectly natural act and the natural human body bad? @kingdrake2 --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:905060422] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>This kid is a badass and deserves to come back as a badass gorilla. <cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it</quote> if they can understand the difference between real and fiction and can handle it i would let them watch show only if it had violence content. never for sexual content.</quote> So why is violence ok but a perfectly natural act and the natural human body bad? @kingdrake2</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorthremar 07/14/18 11:13:51 AM #14:	absolute chad, RIP --- the 9/11 buildings got destroyed in the 9/11 thing - xyphilia <cite>Lorthremar posted [p:905060561] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>absolute chad, RIP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/14/18 11:18:20 AM #15:	tremain07 posted... God damn, he was only five and he sounds like the chaddest kid on the playground lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905060725] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>tremain07 posted...</cite> <quote>God damn, he was only five and he sounds like the chaddest kid on the playground</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 07/14/18 11:21:46 AM #17:	At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:905060858] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 07/14/18 11:22:18 AM #18:	That kid is gonna come back as the most alphaest of silverbacks. Harambe 2.0! --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:905060879] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>That kid is gonna come back as the most alphaest of silverbacks. Harambe 2.0!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KhanJohnny 07/14/18 11:23:42 AM #19:	PrettyBoyFloyd posted... At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is. What other side? <cite>KhanJohnny posted [p:905060927] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted...</cite> <quote>At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is.</quote> What other side?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 07/14/18 11:25:10 AM #20:	im not crying you're crying --- https://imgur.com/kpXTakw https://imgur.com/Pto3yPa http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:905060986] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>im not crying you're crying</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 07/14/18 11:26:44 AM #21:	KhanJohnny posted... PrettyBoyFloyd posted... At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is. What other side? Take the edge somewhere else please. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:905061060] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>KhanJohnny posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted...</cite> <quote>At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is.</quote> What other side?</quote> Take the edge somewhere else please.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/14/18 11:29:17 AM #22:	Whatever this kid returns as it will be badass, hell he was making the most put of the short time he was here as a child. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:905061159] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>Whatever this kid returns as it will be badass, hell he was making the most put of the short time he was here as a child.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperpsycho 07/14/18 11:49:39 AM #23:	RIP what a cool kid. --- https://imgur.com/ZrnUI3A ~drawn by United_World <cite>hyperpsycho posted [p:905062106] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>RIP what a cool kid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/14/18 11:50:35 AM #24:	KhanJohnny posted... PrettyBoyFloyd posted... At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is. What other side? Imaginations from? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:905062141] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>KhanJohnny posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted...</cite> <quote>At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is.</quote> What other side?</quote> Imaginations from?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/14/18 11:54:38 AM #25:	i hate when i have to constantly say i'm dumb as a box of bricks :(. people don't understand. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:905062344] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>i hate when i have to constantly say i'm dumb as a box of bricks :(. people don't understand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/14/18 11:57:00 AM #26:	The world wasn't ready for him. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:905062444] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>The world wasn't ready for him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shelhamer92 07/14/18 11:57:20 AM #27:	DrizztLink posted... KhanJohnny posted... PrettyBoyFloyd posted... At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is. What other side? Imaginations from? Welp, time to binge some Blind Guardian At least he didn't have to suffer long. He burned bright and fast. --- "It's a sunny night in Oakland" -Phil Simms *Camera pans to full moon <cite>Shelhamer92 posted [p:905062461] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KhanJohnny posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted...</cite> <quote>At least he moved on to the other side early. Didn't have to deal with the shit and how crap life is.</quote> What other side?</quote> Imaginations from?</quote> Welp, time to binge some Blind Guardian At least he didn't have to suffer long. He burned bright and fast.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 07/14/18 12:03:48 PM #28:	Zikten posted... A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it If I had a child that was dying from a terminal illness, Id let him or her watch whatever the fuck they want to watch, porn included. To Hell with anyone who has a problem with it. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:905062756] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it</quote> If I had a child that was dying from a terminal illness, Id let him or her watch whatever the fuck they want to watch, porn included. To Hell with anyone who has a problem with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TommyG663513 07/14/18 12:10:56 PM #29:	Something very beautiful about using your own death as a means to make other people smile --- just tell them all your base doesn't belong to us because we were getting stoned...they'll understand-Ken156 <cite>TommyG663513 posted [p:905063042] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>Something very beautiful about using your own death as a means to make other people smile</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/14/18 12:13:51 PM #30:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Zikten posted... A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it If I had a child that was dying from a terminal illness, Id let him or her watch whatever the fuck they want to watch, porn included. To Hell with anyone who has a problem with it. I guess your right <cite>Zikten posted [p:905063164] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>A 5 year old was allowed to watch the MCU? I have a 9 year old nephew who still isn't allowed to watch it</quote> If I had a child that was dying from a terminal illness, Id let him or her watch whatever the fuck they want to watch, porn included. To Hell with anyone who has a problem with it.</quote> I guess your right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 07/14/18 12:47:20 PM #31:	TommyG663513 posted... Something very beautiful about using your own death as a means to make other people smile The fact that he did that at age 5 with no prodding from his folks is astounding, the world really wasn't ready for him --- IGN: Sun FC: 0061-0132-7564 <cite>tremain07 posted [p:905064710] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>TommyG663513 posted...</cite> <quote>Something very beautiful about using your own death as a means to make other people smile</quote> The fact that he did that at age 5 with no prodding from his folks is astounding, the world really wasn't ready for him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/14/18 1:15:54 PM #32:	He was too good for this sinful earth. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:905065965] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>He was too good for this sinful earth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 07/14/18 1:26:35 PM #33:	If I see a gorilla listening to thrash metal I'll know he made it --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:905066465] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>If I see a gorilla listening to thrash metal I'll know he made it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/16/18 4:40:23 AM #35:	RIP Gorilla Garrett --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:905160457] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>RIP Gorilla Garrett</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 07/16/18 4:58:00 AM #36:	Dislikes: Pants This is like if that "I like shorts" kids from Pokemon actually existed. What a baller. RIP. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:905160771] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>Dislikes: Pants This is like if that "I like shorts" kids from Pokemon actually existed. What a baller. RIP.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 07/16/18 5:07:24 AM #37:	RIP Damn life is cruel --- Signatures are overrated. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:905160929] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>RIP Damn life is cruel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiggetySplicer 07/18/18 3:59:20 AM #38:	What a savage <cite>GiggetySplicer posted [p:905280720] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>What a savage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DavidWong 07/21/18 8:21:15 PM #41:	eston posted... If I see a gorilla listening to thrash metal I'll know he made it --- COOK WITH A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY <cite>DavidWong posted [p:905493163] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>If I see a gorilla listening to thrash metal I'll know he made it</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 07/21/18 8:25:56 PM #42:	:( RIP lil dude. --- you can't spell american dream without eric andre <cite>joestarrr posted [p:905493375] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>:( RIP lil dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PtlessAgmnts 07/23/18 6:30:50 PM #43:	lol that was pathetic @Bio1590 <cite>PtlessAgmnts posted [p:905598922] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>lol that was pathetic @Bio1590</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/23/18 6:37:49 PM #44:	When we see Avengers 4: Thanos vs King Kong we'll know what happened. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:905599307] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>When we see Avengers 4: Thanos vs King Kong we'll know what happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiggetySplicer 07/23/18 11:05:56 PM #45:	What a savage boy. RIP <cite>GiggetySplicer posted [p:905613838] in Terminally... [t:76806440]...</cite> <quote>What a savage boy. RIP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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