Poll of the Day > Hey do you guys have any advice for how to talk to females

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Chewster 06/30/18 9:08:04 PM #1:	Not women, ladies or girls, but FEMALES <cite>Chewster posted [p:904269486] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Not women, ladies or girls, but FEMALES</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 06/30/18 9:09:13 PM #2:	Easy. Whatever I do, do the exact opposite. <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:904269538] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Easy. Whatever I do, do the exact opposite.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Joker_X_II 06/30/18 9:12:24 PM #3:	You don't. We live in an era where men get sent to jail for rape, just for looking in their direction for 2 seconds. You're screwed. --- PSA: "Real Gamers" don't pay for Micro-transactions. Pro-tip: You're not 'playing' the game, if you're paying your way through it. <cite>Joker_X_II posted [p:904269716] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>You don't. We live in an era where men get sent to jail for rape, just for looking in their direction for 2 seconds. You're screwed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doctor Foxx 06/30/18 9:12:45 PM #4:	Joker_X_II posted... We live in an era where men get sent to jail for rape It's about time --- Never write off the Doctor! <cite>Doctor Foxx posted [p:904269730] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Joker_X_II posted...</cite> <quote>We live in an era where men get sent to jail for rape</quote> It's about time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 06/30/18 9:13:50 PM #5:	Don't assume their gender. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:904269783] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Don't assume their gender.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 06/30/18 9:15:43 PM #6:	Heres what I do, in three easy steps 1. Be yourself (a fuckin weirdo) 2. Wait for someone to find that endearing and talk to you 3. Nod and say uh huh and yeah Boom. Sex. --- Proud to be EPic Texas Aggie, Class of 2018 A-Whoop! <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:904269878] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Heres what I do, in three easy steps 1. Be yourself (a fuckin weirdo) 2. Wait for someone to find that endearing and talk to you 3. Nod and say uh huh and yeah Boom. Sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 06/30/18 9:21:03 PM #7:	Don't treat them differently because they have vagina. Don't pretend to be something you aren't because they have a vagina. Basically, stop putting the vagina on a pedestal. Their vagina should the farthest thing from your mind. --- PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:904270176] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Don't treat them differently because they have vagina. Don't pretend to be something you aren't because they have a vagina. Basically, stop putting the vagina on a pedestal. Their vagina should the farthest thing from your mind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 06/30/18 9:24:09 PM #8:	SunWuKung420 posted... -snip-. There ass is fine thought right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4" data-time=" --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:904270320] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>-snip-.</quote> There ass is fine thought right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster 06/30/18 9:24:26 PM #9:	Uh, I wasn't really asking for advice but thanks I guess <cite>Chewster posted [p:904270333] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Uh, I wasn't really asking for advice but thanks I guess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OneTimeBen 06/30/18 9:31:26 PM #10:	Im not a ladies man but I know listening is a plus. Conversation can be easy if you just listen. --- Still waters run deep. C Walk <cite>OneTimeBen posted [p:904270715] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Im not a ladies man but I know listening is a plus. Conversation can be easy if you just listen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 06/30/18 9:47:27 PM #11:	Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:904271552] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OneTimeBen 06/30/18 9:50:39 PM #12:	Greenfox111 posted... Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men Lol. Are you married? --- Still waters run deep. C Walk <cite>OneTimeBen posted [p:904271717] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote>Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men</quote> Lol. Are you married?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 06/30/18 9:52:08 PM #13:	OneTimeBen posted... Greenfox111 posted... Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men Lol. Are you married? No but i know that if i follow these 3 easy steps i will one day be a pussy master --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:904271786] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>OneTimeBen posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote>Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men</quote> Lol. Are you married?</quote> No but i know that if i follow these 3 easy steps i will one day be a pussy master</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flyingpirate 06/30/18 9:55:21 PM #14:	Is it that you are nervous or that you can't carry a conversation? Do they bore you? --- "It's one of those things that just happens when idealism begins to viciously bludgeon realism." - Questionmarktarius <cite>Flyingpirate posted [p:904271919] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Is it that you are nervous or that you can't carry a conversation? Do they bore you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OneTimeBen 06/30/18 9:57:32 PM #15:	Greenfox111 posted... OneTimeBen posted... Greenfox111 posted... Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men Lol. Are you married? No but i know that if i follow these 3 easy steps i will one day be a pussy master If it was just that easy. --- Still waters run deep. C Walk <cite>OneTimeBen posted [p:904272027] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OneTimeBen posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote>Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men</quote> Lol. Are you married?</quote> No but i know that if i follow these 3 easy steps i will one day be a pussy master</quote> If it was just that easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 06/30/18 10:02:19 PM #16:	Chewster posted... Uh, I wasn't really asking for advice but thanks I guess --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:904272223] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chewster posted...</cite> <quote>Uh, I wasn't really asking for advice but thanks I guess</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/01/18 12:27:08 AM #17:	Chewster posted... Uh, I wasn't really asking for advice but thanks I guess So you're basically saying that despite your topic title asking for advice, PotD and GameFAQS, shouldn't take anything you post as truth and can completely disregard any of your attempts to pretend you're an actual person? --- PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:904278861] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chewster posted...</cite> <quote>Uh, I wasn't really asking for advice but thanks I guess</quote> So you're basically saying that despite your topic title asking for advice, PotD and GameFAQS, shouldn't take anything you post as truth and can completely disregard any of your attempts to pretend you're an actual person?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster 07/01/18 12:34:23 AM #18:	Am robot beep boop <cite>Chewster posted [p:904279170] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Am robot beep boop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OneTimeBen 07/01/18 12:36:14 AM #19:	Good save --- Still waters run deep. C Walk <cite>OneTimeBen posted [p:904279251] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Good save</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/01/18 12:37:28 AM #20:	Most bots don't breakdown so quickly. Your programmer is a transparent pleb. --- PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:904279294] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Most bots don't breakdown so quickly. Your programmer is a transparent pleb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnvyFox 07/01/18 12:38:41 AM #21:	Aye yo' don't even sweat that! Loc-Dog got you covered! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh3AZit48Uc" data-time=" <cite>EnvyFox posted [p:904279342] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Aye yo' don't even sweat that! Loc-Dog got you covered! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh3AZit48Uc" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 07/01/18 12:42:35 AM #22:	1. Find a female 2. Hello 3. What can you tell me about the Reapers? 4. This conversation is over [punch her] --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:904279522] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>1. Find a female 2. Hello 3. What can you tell me about the Reapers? 4. This conversation is over [punch her]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 07/01/18 12:43:58 AM #23:	Talk to them like dudes --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:904279581] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Talk to them like dudes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/01/18 12:46:51 AM #24:	Muscles posted... Talk to them like dudes That's what I said! --- PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:904279736] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muscles posted...</cite> <quote>Talk to them like dudes</quote> That's what I said!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 07/01/18 12:58:26 AM #25:	pretend you're happy. --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:904280240] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>pretend you're happy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 07/01/18 1:04:22 AM #26:	Just be handsome then they'll talk to you. You're welcome! --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:904280506] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Just be handsome then they'll talk to you. You're welcome!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/01/18 1:04:51 AM #27:	Nade Duck posted... pretend you're happy. Or just be happy that you are experiencing a fragment of reality and that by helping others enjoy there personal fragments can we can all be happy. None of us need to suffer. Only through desiring others' unhappiness does personal sadnesss occur. --- PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:904280528] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nade Duck posted...</cite> <quote>pretend you're happy.</quote> Or just be happy that you are experiencing a fragment of reality and that by helping others enjoy there personal fragments can we can all be happy. None of us need to suffer. Only through desiring others' unhappiness does personal sadnesss occur.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster 07/01/18 1:07:17 AM #28:	Do the FEMALES get all worked up by pseudo-philosophical wisdom <cite>Chewster posted [p:904280634] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Do the FEMALES get all worked up by pseudo-philosophical wisdom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 07/01/18 1:24:49 AM #29:	Chewster posted... Do the FEMALES get all worked up by pseudo-philosophical wisdom I got her number; how do you like DEM apples! --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:904281360] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chewster posted...</cite> <quote>Do the FEMALES get all worked up by pseudo-philosophical wisdom</quote> I got her number; how do you like DEM apples!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster 07/01/18 1:28:36 AM #30:	Her phone number, or the number of chakras she has aligned? <cite>Chewster posted [p:904281506] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Her phone number, or the number of chakras she has aligned?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/01/18 1:34:34 AM #31:	Pretend they have a dick --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:904281736] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Pretend they have a dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 07/01/18 1:38:45 AM #32:	Chewster posted... Her phone number, or the number of chakras she has aligned? Wait....is she Xena!???!!! --- "did you steal my f***in signature" Helly <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:904281917] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chewster posted...</cite> <quote>Her phone number, or the number of chakras she has aligned?</quote> Wait....is she Xena!???!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster 07/01/18 1:40:51 AM #33:	That's a chakram, wolfy. <cite>Chewster posted [p:904282006] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>That's a chakram, wolfy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 07/01/18 2:26:40 AM #34:	Oh, I was gonna say, Xena has some seriously nice Chackras:) --- "did you steal my f***in signature" Helly <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:904283549] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Oh, I was gonna say, Xena has some seriously nice Chackras:)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightengale 07/01/18 2:44:08 AM #35:	Make sure you tell them that theyre pretty smart for a girl. --- Don't give up, skeleton! <cite>Nightengale posted [p:904284020] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Make sure you tell them that theyre pretty smart for a girl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightengale 07/01/18 2:44:42 AM #36:	Sorry, female. --- Don't give up, skeleton! <cite>Nightengale posted [p:904284041] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Sorry, female.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 07/01/18 2:50:07 AM #37:	and if they say they like anime just don't ask them to name at least 5 that aren't on netflix --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:904284191] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>and if they say they like anime just don't ask them to name at least 5 that aren't on netflix</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 07/01/18 3:01:22 AM #38:	Mead posted... Pretend they have a dick But then you'll just be disappointed when it turns out they don't. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:904284475] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>Pretend they have a dick</quote> But then you'll just be disappointed when it turns out they don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden Road 07/01/18 3:35:11 AM #39:	Chewster posted... Not women, ladies or girls, but FEMALES First bit of advice: don't call women "females." --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. <cite>Golden Road posted [p:904285297] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chewster posted...</cite> <quote>Not women, ladies or girls, but FEMALES</quote> First bit of advice: don't call women "females."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 07/01/18 3:47:42 AM #41:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCn1DT8nqYE" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/TGAlzGD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM <cite>Yellow posted [p:904285594] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCn1DT8nqYE" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnvyFox 07/01/18 10:00:53 AM #42:	Golden Road posted... Chewster posted... Not women, ladies or girls, but FEMALES First bit of advice: don't call women "females." Aaaaaaaaaand you've just activated his Trap Card. <cite>EnvyFox posted [p:904292984] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Golden Road posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Chewster posted...</cite> <quote>Not women, ladies or girls, but FEMALES</quote> First bit of advice: don't call women "females."</quote> Aaaaaaaaaand you've just activated his Trap Card.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 07/01/18 10:38:27 AM #43:	Stare directly into her vagina until she asks you about it. Then smoothly ask "Are you going to eat that?" At this point you will want to flop onto the floor and roll towards her until you are underneath her and wait for her to sit on your face. --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:904294243] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Stare directly into her vagina until she asks you about it. Then smoothly ask "Are you going to eat that?" At this point you will want to flop onto the floor and roll towards her until you are underneath her and wait for her to sit on your face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster 07/01/18 12:14:13 PM #44:	Nightengale posted... Make sure you tell them that theyre pretty smart for a girl. Jen0125 posted... and if they say they like anime just don't ask them to name at least 5 that aren't on netflix Hopefully they like sports too so I can say they probably are just a bandwagoner who doesn't really know that much. The trifecta <cite>Chewster posted [p:904298349] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote>Make sure you tell them that theyre pretty smart for a girl.</quote> <cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>and if they say they like anime just don't ask them to name at least 5 that aren't on netflix</quote> Hopefully they like sports too so I can say they probably are just a bandwagoner who doesn't really know that much. The trifecta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 07/01/18 8:30:35 PM #45:	SunWuKung420 posted... Nade Duck posted... pretend you're happy. Or just be happy that you are experiencing a fragment of reality and that by helping others enjoy there personal fragments can we can all be happy. None of us need to suffer. Only through desiring others' unhappiness does personal sadnesss occur. take a break from the LSD dude. --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:904323666] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nade Duck posted...</cite> <quote>pretend you're happy.</quote> Or just be happy that you are experiencing a fragment of reality and that by helping others enjoy there personal fragments can we can all be happy. None of us need to suffer. Only through desiring others' unhappiness does personal sadnesss occur.</quote> take a break from the LSD dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flappers 07/01/18 8:37:45 PM #46:	Just walk up to her and press the 'A' button. --- Look at my bio to check what Egg-Move/Hidden Ability Pokemon I will breed for you. I also have shinies for trade in exchange for a Pokemon I want. <cite>Flappers posted [p:904324106] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Just walk up to her and press the 'A' button.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/03/18 9:56:11 PM #47:	Nade Duck posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Nade Duck posted... pretend you're happy. Or just be happy that you are experiencing a fragment of reality and that by helping others enjoy there personal fragments can we can all be happy. None of us need to suffer. Only through desiring others' unhappiness does personal sadnesss occur. take a break from the LSD dude. Did that 15 years ago. --- PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:904451170] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nade Duck posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nade Duck posted...</cite> <quote>pretend you're happy.</quote> Or just be happy that you are experiencing a fragment of reality and that by helping others enjoy there personal fragments can we can all be happy. None of us need to suffer. Only through desiring others' unhappiness does personal sadnesss occur.</quote> take a break from the LSD dude.</quote> Did that 15 years ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 07/03/18 10:16:18 PM #48:	Chewster: Hi, are you female? Girl: What?! Chewster: I asked for advice on how to talk to them. Are you a female? Girl: You.....asked for advice? From who? Chewster: Oh, this message board about video games, they know all about females on there. Chewster: So....are you? I know how to talk to you now if you are!!! Girl: boggle Girl: I am a girl, er, female yes. (backs up a bit). Chewster: Awesome!! Ok, the first thing they said was to walk up to you and press your A button. Could you tell me where that is? Girl: A button? Um, I don't want you pressing anything on me. Could...you go away please? Chewster: Oh no, I must have done something wrong. Wait, Give me another chance Please!!! Girl: Um, you have very weird friends. Chewster: Oh, most of them didn't friend me, I tried sigh. Chewster: Anyway, ok...um....they said to oh no, I messed up. I was supposed to nod and say uh uh, uh uh, Yeah!! Could you pretend I did that? Girl: pulls out her cell phone and starts to dial 911 Chewster: Wait, I wasn't done talking to you. I can do this!! I am totally NOT putting your vagina on a pedestal I promise! Girl: hits call Chewster: hears sirens in the distance and panics What can you tell me about the reapers? --- "did you steal my f**in signature" Helly <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:904452240] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>Chewster: Hi, are you female? Girl: What?! Chewster: I asked for advice on how to talk to them. Are you a female? Girl: You.....asked for advice? From who? Chewster: Oh, this message board about video games, they know all about females on there. Chewster: So....are you? I know how to talk to you now if you are!!! Girl: boggle* Girl: I am a girl, er, female yes. (backs up a bit). Chewster: Awesome!! Ok, the first thing they said was to walk up to you and press your A button. Could you tell me where that is? Girl: A button? Um, I don't want you pressing anything on me. Could...you go away please? Chewster: Oh no, I must have done something wrong. Wait, Give me another chance Please!!! Girl: Um, you have very weird friends. Chewster: Oh, most of them didn't friend me, I tried sigh. Chewster: Anyway, ok...um....they said to oh no, I messed up. I was supposed to nod and say uh uh, uh uh, Yeah!! Could you pretend I did that? Girl: pulls out her cell phone and starts to dial 911 Chewster: Wait, I wasn't done talking to you. I can do this!! I am totally NOT putting your vagina on a pedestal I promise! Girl: hits call Chewster: hears sirens in the distance and panics What can you tell me about the reapers?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnvyFox 07/03/18 10:31:50 PM #49:	wolfy42 posted... Chewster: Hi, are you female? Girl: What?! Chewster: I asked for advice on how to talk to them. Are you a female? Girl: You.....asked for advice? From who? Chewster: Oh, this message board about video games, they know all about females on there. Chewster: So....are you? I know how to talk to you now if you are!!! Girl: boggle Girl: I am a girl, er, female yes. (backs up a bit). Chewster: Awesome!! Ok, the first thing they said was to walk up to you and press your A button. Could you tell me where that is? Girl: A button? Um, I don't want you pressing anything on me. Could...you go away please? Chewster: Oh no, I must have done something wrong. Wait, Give me another chance Please!!! Girl: Um, you have very weird friends. Chewster: Oh, most of them didn't friend me, I tried sigh. Chewster: Anyway, ok...um....they said to oh no, I messed up. I was supposed to nod and say uh uh, uh uh, Yeah!! Could you pretend I did that? Girl: pulls out her cell phone and starts to dial 911 Chewster: Wait, I wasn't done talking to you. I can do this!! I am totally NOT putting your vagina on a pedestal I promise! Girl: hits call Chewster: hears sirens in the distance and panics What can you tell me about the reapers? <cite>EnvyFox posted [p:904453009] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote><cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>Chewster: Hi, are you female? Girl: What?! Chewster: I asked for advice on how to talk to them. Are you a female? Girl: You.....asked for advice? From who? Chewster: Oh, this message board about video games, they know all about females on there. Chewster: So....are you? I know how to talk to you now if you are!!! Girl: boggle Girl: I am a girl, er, female yes. (backs up a bit). Chewster: Awesome!! Ok, the first thing they said was to walk up to you and press your A button. Could you tell me where that is? Girl: A button? Um, I don't want you pressing anything on me. Could...you go away please? Chewster: Oh no, I must have done something wrong. Wait, Give me another chance Please!!! Girl: Um, you have very weird friends. Chewster: Oh, most of them didn't friend me, I tried sigh. Chewster: Anyway, ok...um....they said to oh no, I messed up. I was supposed to nod and say uh uh, uh uh, Yeah!! Could you pretend I did that? Girl: pulls out her cell phone and starts to dial 911 Chewster: Wait, I wasn't done talking to you. I can do this!! I am totally NOT putting your vagina on a pedestal I promise! Girl: hits call Chewster: hears sirens in the distance and panics What can you tell me about the reapers?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewster 07/03/18 11:04:29 PM #50:	wut <cite>Chewster posted [p:904454705] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 07/04/18 4:12:44 PM #51:	chewy why are you referencing mass effect in random conversation that's not gonna get you laid --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:904491163] in Hey do you... [t:76765917]...</cite> <quote>chewy why are you referencing mass effect in random conversation that's not gonna get you laid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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