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| Topic | Hey do you guys have any advice for how to talk to females |
| wolfy42 07/03/18 10:16:18 PM #48: | Chewster: Hi, are you female? Girl: What?! Chewster: I asked for advice on how to talk to them. Are you a female? Girl: You.....asked for advice? From who? Chewster: Oh, this message board about video games, they know all about females on there. Chewster: So....are you? I know how to talk to you now if you are!!! Girl: *boggle* Girl: I am a girl, er, female yes. (backs up a bit). Chewster: Awesome!! Ok, the first thing they said was to walk up to you and press your A button. Could you tell me where that is? Girl: A button? Um, I don't want you pressing anything on me. Could...you go away please? Chewster: Oh no, I must have done something wrong. Wait, Give me another chance Please!!! Girl: Um, you have very weird friends. Chewster: Oh, most of them didn't friend me, I tried *sigh*. Chewster: Anyway, ok...um....they said to oh no, I messed up. I was supposed to nod and say uh uh, uh uh, Yeah!! Could you pretend I did that? Girl: *pulls out her cell phone and starts to dial 911* Chewster: Wait, I wasn't done talking to you. I can do this!! I am totally NOT putting your vagina on a pedestal I promise! Girl: *hits call* Chewster: *hears sirens in the distance and panics* What can you tell me about the reapers? --- "did you steal my f***in signature" Helly ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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