Poll of the Day > Have you ever once gotten a happy ending at a massage?

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TaKun782
06/26/18 9:04:27 AM
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So I been to many before. And at times to where they felt like they came close to that "area" in the inner thighs and ehen.they go to work on the rights specifically... well, oh yeah. That can get awkward pretty quickly.
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Sarcasthma
06/26/18 9:19:09 AM
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TaKun782 posted...
they go to work on the rights specifically

What?
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Far-Queue
06/26/18 9:21:07 AM
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Just from TC's mom.
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Andromicus
06/26/18 9:56:35 AM
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I come when they touch my back
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LeetCheet
06/26/18 10:14:16 AM
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A happy ending? Like they tell you a joke at the end?
Well I guess making me laugh at the end of a massage session would make me kinda happy though.
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Sarcasthma
06/26/18 10:15:22 AM
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Andromicus posted...
I come when they touch my back

That's why it's important to wear a massage diaper.
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Far-Queue
06/26/18 10:32:46 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Andromicus posted...
I come when they touch my back

That's why it's important to wear a massage diaper.

You two are cracking me up
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green dragon
06/26/18 11:34:48 AM
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Yeah, ask yo moms, tc
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TaKun782
06/26/18 12:05:08 PM
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Shit.. typing this out on a phone without spellchecking makes for hilarious results :D
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Mead
06/26/18 12:31:41 PM
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No but Ive gotten a happy meal from McDonalds
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captpackrat
06/26/18 8:44:16 PM
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A massage doesn't have to turn into sex.

But if it doesn't, you're doing it wrong.
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dedbus
06/26/18 8:49:15 PM
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I've gotten a happy Gilmore from a blockbuster.
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JOExHIGASHI
06/26/18 8:49:34 PM
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Mead posted...
No but Ive gotten a happy meal from McDonalds


What made it happy? Was it the special sauce?
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Zeus
06/26/18 9:11:24 PM
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Andromicus posted...
I come when they touch my back


Spent 5 or 10 minutes digging around for the relevant King of the Hill clip but couldn't find it =x

dedbus posted...
I've gotten a happy Gilmore from a blockbuster.


Oooh, good pun.
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