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DemonBuffet
06/22/18 9:11:02 PM
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Was looking forward to a solid mario sports game
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_BIueMonk
06/22/18 9:13:53 PM
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i heard the online is abysmal.
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OwlRammer
06/22/18 9:15:20 PM
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at this point I just wish they just do HD remakes of the gbc/gba mario tennis games instead of make new mario tennis games
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MwarriorHiei
06/22/18 9:21:18 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
i heard the online is abysmal.

of course the online is abysmal, its a nintendo game.
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BLAKUboy
06/22/18 9:26:15 PM
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They spent so long trying to make the game different that they forgot to make it good.
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legendarylemur
06/22/18 10:30:45 PM
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Supposedly the mechanics are solid, everything else isn't.
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AvantgardeAClue
06/22/18 10:36:45 PM
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It's an enhanced port of the Wii U version which was already bad, what did people think was gonna happen
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SSJCAT
06/22/18 10:39:16 PM
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I heard its mechanics and for couch multiplayer its good. Just very bare bones since the story and online are supposedly weak.
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AvantgardeAClue
06/22/18 10:45:00 PM
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Apparently you can't change the stage or match length yourself either

Nintendo again telling us they know best
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BlueBoy675
06/22/18 10:47:54 PM
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So the gamecube game is still the GOAT then
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TroutPaste
06/22/18 10:49:41 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
So the gamecube game is still the GOAT then


N64 = GBC > Gamecube

Not sure about GBA

Gamecube was great but had those dumb power moves that messed with pace
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MwarriorHiei
06/22/18 10:51:46 PM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Apparently you can't change the stage or match length yourself either

Nintendo again telling us they know best

the mario tennis board is also saying that you cant play doubles with a friend online unless its against another set of friends.
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Leanaunfurled
06/22/18 10:54:59 PM
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I'm still liking it. I don't care about the single player at all, glad it's shorter, and my main gripe is no ranked online.
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AvantgardeAClue
06/22/18 11:41:25 PM
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MwarriorHiei posted...
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Apparently you can't change the stage or match length yourself either

Nintendo again telling us they know best

the mario tennis board is also saying that you cant play doubles with a friend online unless its against another set of friends.


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Nintendo should really just stop bothering with multiplayer all around
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legendarylemur
06/22/18 11:56:54 PM
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Avantgarde... it plays nothing like the Wii U version lol. And you can choose your stage by just selecting choose your stage.

Listen, the game's got problems, but it's none of your fucking business if you don't own it or never planned to buy it. It just comes across as petty

For me, I wish they'd clarify on the trick shots. I can't really tell when it does the slow mo or when it doesn't, and the range of the trick shot is a bit vague. Kinda wished they had to aiming thing in the tutorial all the time
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
06/22/18 11:59:21 PM
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The hell are yall on? The game kicks ass

AvantgardeAClue posted...
It's an enhanced port of the Wii U version which was already bad, what did people think was gonna happen

What in the goddamn
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AvantgardeAClue
06/23/18 12:05:21 AM
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Listen, the game's got problems, but it's none of your fucking business if you don't own it or never planned to buy it. It just comes across as petty

Actually I have it preordered and I haven't gotten around to picking it up yet, so how about you shut the fuck up and stop projecting

I played the demo too and if the online multiplayer is as shit in the final version as it was there I might as well cancel
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Spidey5
06/23/18 12:06:51 AM
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Bring back Academy from the handhelds already. That's what people want.
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legendarylemur
06/23/18 12:07:07 AM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Listen, the game's got problems, but it's none of your fucking business if you don't own it or never planned to buy it. It just comes across as petty

Actually I have it preordered and I haven't gotten around to picking it up yet, so how about you shut the fuck up and stop projecting

I played the demo too and if the online multiplayer is as shit in the final version as it was there I might as well cancel

If you played the demo, you wouldn't be saying it's a freaking Wii U port dude. And you were already talking as if you owned it dumbass. You were literally spreading wrong information. Shut up if you've got nothing better to say
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AvantgardeAClue
06/23/18 12:15:26 AM
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legendarylemur posted...
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Listen, the game's got problems, but it's none of your fucking business if you don't own it or never planned to buy it. It just comes across as petty

Actually I have it preordered and I haven't gotten around to picking it up yet, so how about you shut the fuck up and stop projecting

I played the demo too and if the online multiplayer is as shit in the final version as it was there I might as well cancel

If you played the demo, you wouldn't be saying it's a freaking Wii U port dude. And you were already talking as if you owned it dumbass. You were literally spreading wrong information. Shut up if you've got nothing better to say


https://www.polygon.com/2018/6/22/17493406/mario-tennis-aces-scoring-options-match-length

They literally admitted to taking just about everything from the Wii U version and adding some new mechanics to it, their words not mine

A baffling oversight is that Mario Tennis Aces doesnt allow players to directly choose which court they want to play on. A stage select feature is common in games like this, but that system works differently in Mario Tennis Aces. The game randomly chooses from the seven available courts, with the player able to deselect courts they dont like. The only way to play in a specific arena is to manually disable all the other ones, which is a much more annoying setup than a simple stage select feature.

The stage stuff off of this article, obviously I haven't played it so either they're wrong or you're right, but either way you're getting your feelings hurt for nothing

Now say one more abrasive than thing because I'm hurting poor widdle Nintendo and I'll continue this conversation without you
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ShutTheF---__Up
06/23/18 12:45:01 AM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
https://www.polygon.com


There's your problem.
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ForestLogic
06/24/18 3:30:47 AM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
legendarylemur posted...
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Listen, the game's got problems, but it's none of your fucking business if you don't own it or never planned to buy it. It just comes across as petty

Actually I have it preordered and I haven't gotten around to picking it up yet, so how about you shut the fuck up and stop projecting

I played the demo too and if the online multiplayer is as shit in the final version as it was there I might as well cancel

If you played the demo, you wouldn't be saying it's a freaking Wii U port dude. And you were already talking as if you owned it dumbass. You were literally spreading wrong information. Shut up if you've got nothing better to say


https://www.polygon.com/2018/6/22/17493406/mario-tennis-aces-scoring-options-match-length

They literally admitted to taking just about everything from the Wii U version and adding some new mechanics to it, their words not mine

A baffling oversight is that Mario Tennis Aces doesnt allow players to directly choose which court they want to play on. A stage select feature is common in games like this, but that system works differently in Mario Tennis Aces. The game randomly chooses from the seven available courts, with the player able to deselect courts they dont like. The only way to play in a specific arena is to manually disable all the other ones, which is a much more annoying setup than a simple stage select feature.

The stage stuff off of this article, obviously I haven't played it so either they're wrong or you're right, but either way you're getting your feelings hurt for nothing

Now say one more abrasive than thing because I'm hurting poor widdle Nintendo and I'll continue this conversation without you


No yeah that article is 100% accurate.

You can't select a stage in local/online multiplayer.

The game automatically selects a stage for you from a pool of courts you've unlocked. The most you can do is go into "Customize Stage" and then toggle on and off individual ones, leaving on just the one you want. But if you want a different one, you need to go all the way back into that submenu to toggle it on and the others off.
Hell, it doesn't even fucking save your settings. So you have to toggle every court off every single time you start a match.
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