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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:07:25 PM
#305:


penis

yes

also there are several rated R mipond/vyrulisse/hairyman/mega confessions that I cant post and im very sad about because they are beautiful

LMFAO get rekt electricbugs I'll laugh

what

(redacted) is literally the definition of a whore. Imaging having such low faith in yourself that you have to show your tits to a group of perverted incels just to be accepted. OH WAIT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE HAHAHHAHAHAHA

what

Ironic that those on the creepy insular discord made their safe space because they don't like others here, yet their crap stinks just as bad (if not worse) than the majority of the users here.

That's with all closed off groups though, they tend to harbor their own problems

CEgal here. I am in love with Bullet_Wing and SomeLikeItHoth. They are so cute!!!

No ones ever seen them though
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_Monokuma
06/16/18 4:09:56 PM
#306:


I'm the best user! No one is cuter than me! :-3
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Puhuhuhu :3
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:11:42 PM
#307:


Seeing all the NEETs and mentally unstable people on CE makes me feel a whole lot better about myself

that's sad

Zodd need some nudes man

you should post yours first

E

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tim Horton's > Dunkin Donuts >>>>> Starbucks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> McDonald's

(In terms of coffee)

I've never tried coffee :(

I shower for 30 minutes every day and every night.

I shower for 10 minutes in the morning and 60 minutes at night o-o

This confession topic is slow as fuck. Vulgorn was a better user at this.

shush you, i dont see your topic here!

I would happily give Aeriis 100 bucks just to see her nudes.

Das a lot of money
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:12:18 PM
#308:


_Monokuma posted...
I'm the best user! No one is cuter than me! :-3

where are the pics

Zodd3224 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Cats are amazing


Finally something we can agree on

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_Monokuma
06/16/18 4:12:38 PM
#309:


What is a Wotswayla?
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Puhuhuhu :3
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EverDownward
06/16/18 4:12:51 PM
#310:


Is Wotswayla taking over?
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:13:48 PM
#311:


Hey why did you skip my confession about me throwing a basket of kittens into the sea? That was real.

because it was graphic and I HATED IT

Error is better than nothing.

of course, as he is our celord and savoir

CJayC >>>>>>>>>>> SBAllen

is cjayc a rapper
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:15:18 PM
#312:


_Monokuma posted...
What is a Wotswayla?

It means I'm drunk in Mandarin

And yes I was barely 16 when I made it

EverDownward posted...
Is Wotswayla taking over?

Yes. Bow down to your new king
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Zodd3224
06/16/18 4:16:45 PM
#313:


You're barely 16 now x.x
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MegaTech
06/16/18 4:17:10 PM
#314:


You're going to be waiting for a long time
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smoliske
06/16/18 4:19:00 PM
#315:


Wotswayla posted...

I would happily give Aeriis 100 bucks just to see her nudes.

Das a lot of money


but @Aeriis is already a cam girl, you didn't know?
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99kSubs
06/16/18 4:19:02 PM
#316:


Wotswayla posted...
Hey why did you skip my confession about me throwing a basket of kittens into the sea? That was real.

WOW.
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:20:14 PM
#317:


Zodd3224 posted...
You're barely 16 now x.x

I'm 19 in two months dont test me boi!

MegaTech posted...
You're going to be waiting for a long time

Do you hear that?
...
It's the sound of ce's heart shattering into a million pieces
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ThatMuttGuy
06/16/18 4:23:02 PM
#318:


smoliske posted...
Wotswayla posted...

I would happily give Aeriis 100 bucks just to see her nudes.

Das a lot of money


but @Aeriis is already a cam girl, you didn't know?

@smoliske would know because he keeps track of things concerning all the CEgals
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:23:10 PM
#319:


Can you sanctuary (people) make up already? Its nauseating seeing your ass kissing all over CE. It was a lot better here when you all kept your shit to your private board.

wow why are you so mad
personally i love this crossover episode

"but Aeriis is already a cam girl, you didn't know?"

No I didn't. Sorry I'm late to these kind of things.

She is not a cam girl
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ProbablyaCat
06/16/18 4:23:17 PM
#320:


Wotswayla posted...
CEgal here. I am in love with Bullet_Wing and SomeLikeItHoth. They are so cute!!!

No ones ever seen them though


Everybody's seen Hoth's face. He's like a 6/10, average, but not bad.
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:23:58 PM
#321:


ProbablyaCat posted...
Wotswayla posted...
CEgal here. I am in love with Bullet_Wing and SomeLikeItHoth. They are so cute!!!

No ones ever seen them though


Everybody's seen Hoth's face. He's like a 6/10, average, but not bad.

???
When did this happen??
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ProbablyaCat
06/16/18 4:24:57 PM
#322:


Wotswayla posted...
ProbablyaCat posted...
Wotswayla posted...
CEgal here. I am in love with Bullet_Wing and SomeLikeItHoth. They are so cute!!!

No ones ever seen them though


Everybody's seen Hoth's face. He's like a 6/10, average, but not bad.

???
When did this happen??


It's been posted multiple times. The last time I saw it was a couple days ago. I think it was in the "Who would win in a fight? Chill02 or Hoth?" thread
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ThatMuttGuy
06/16/18 4:24:59 PM
#323:


There's a pic that's floating around on the web that's supposedly him. Looks like a giant nosed version of the dude from Sum 41
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:44:11 PM
#324:


ProbablyaCat posted...
Wotswayla posted...
ProbablyaCat posted...
Wotswayla posted...
CEgal here. I am in love with Bullet_Wing and SomeLikeItHoth. They are so cute!!!

No ones ever seen them though


Everybody's seen Hoth's face. He's like a 6/10, average, but not bad.

???
When did this happen??


It's been posted multiple times. The last time I saw it was a couple days ago. I think it was in the "Who would win in a fight? Chill02 or Hoth?" thread

probs chill tbqh

ThatMuttGuy posted...
There's a pic that's floating around on the web that's supposedly him. Looks like a giant nosed version of the dude from Sum 41

Did Hoth himself post it first?
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 4:45:18 PM
#325:


hey, don't knock us feet fetishists. it's not our fault we have crossed wires in our brains, after all

I will say though, that the foot fetishists *on this board* tend to be creepy. We're not all like that though, honest!

I'll believe it when I see it
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ThatMuttGuy
06/16/18 4:48:42 PM
#327:


Harpie, I have no idea. But the fact that Hoth gets mad when it's posted leads me to believe it's him.
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 5:26:35 PM
#328:


Vulgorn was terrible at this. He threw a tantrum when criticized. Don't worry Harpy you are doing great.

thank you, thank you
i try

Mernardi, why do you hate me (Hey)? We were good friends in the past and I think I deserve to be invited to all the secret discords and boards like I once was. I have cleaned up my act and I havent threatened a mutilation in months now. Let me back into the sanctuary. I promise I wont sell out any info to my fam.

This will definitely help your situation

Also, I will be coming back tonight under a very VERY good username.

My body is ready

I wish Aeriis would give us some dirt on smoliske. You know she has to have some, the guy's so covered in dirt he's virtually unrecognizable. Five years ago she would have put him on blast. What happened to that mischievous streak?

She grew up, that's what happened lol

You are ugly.

no u

CEgals ranked

Cute-tier
Aeriis

Decent-tier
joestarrr
Sayoria

Meh-tier
Daffidilo
Leana

???-tier
LittleRoyal
Vyr
Eevee-Trainer
Any other CEgal not mentioned so far

I enjoy my ??? ranking

Sanctuary princess I wanna suck those toes and things

welp
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ThatMuttGuy
06/16/18 5:30:34 PM
#329:


Mernardi, why do you hate me (Hey)? We were good friends in the past and I think I deserve to be invited to all the secret discords and boards like I once was. I have cleaned up my act and I havent threatened a mutilation in months now. Let me back into the sanctuary. I promise I wont sell out any info to my fam.


I don't hate you. But you have lost your mind these days by creating hundreds, if not thousands of alts and threatening other users with sexual violence. So of course I'm not going to have anything nice to say about you. You should seriously consider getting professional help.
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Eevee-Trainer
06/16/18 5:36:20 PM
#330:


I enjoy my ??? ranking

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teepan95
06/16/18 5:37:38 PM
#331:


I deserve to be ranked tbh
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 6:02:01 PM
#332:


Also, I will be coming back tonight under a very VERY good username.

Cant wait. All your usernames are 10/10, Hey!

my body is ready


I don't hate you. But you have lost your mind these days by creating hundreds, if not thousands of alts and threatening other users with sexual violence. So of course I'm not going to have anything nice to say about you. You should seriously consider getting professional help.

Sorry but youre actually confusing Hey with another person.


As a person who has made thousands of alts, I can confirm that it isnt Hey who threaten to hurt a CEgal. That was me (who isnt Hey btw).

I had a main account user the username Substitution. It is now banned. R.I.P.


That pic that was omitted was what user SomeLikeItHoth looks like fyi

oh, someone would gave to post it here since I refuse to click on any link from the confessions

Before my reputation gets stained, let me say that I have NEVER threatened sexual violence. I have threatened physical violence but that was only on rare occasions. The people threatening sexual violence are not me.

bro you are anonymous

despacito

NO

Is teepan a CEgal?

he wishes he was
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 6:04:32 PM
#333:


Eevee-Trainer send me your selfies. Ill pm you my email address.

good luck lmao

No offence Harpie but I would place you in the Meh-tier

i am fabulous and you know it

So is anyone ever going to say who the nudes were? Why would someone post nudes and request nobody talk about them? Doesn't make any sense. Is this some inside Harpie joke?

The person that requested to be ommitted pm'd me before any nudes were shared. He has a very good reason to be left out of this topic
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teepan95
06/16/18 6:04:37 PM
#334:


Wotswayla posted...
Is teepan a CEgal?

he wishes he was


would that mean I was in lesbians with [redacted]?
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Leanaunfurled
06/16/18 6:06:14 PM
#335:


Hoth had videos as well though I've never seen them.
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 6:06:44 PM
#336:


teepan95 posted...
Wotswayla posted...
Is teepan a CEgal?

he wishes he was


you're just jealous that my boobs are bigger tbh

Nah fam, I got a breast reduction for a reason. You have fun with those titties
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 6:07:42 PM
#337:


teepan95 posted...
Wotswayla posted...
Is teepan a CEgal?

he wishes he was


would that mean I was in lesbians with [redacted]?

:0

Leanaunfurled posted...
Hoth had videos as well though I've never seen them.

How do you even know they exist??
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_Monokuma
06/16/18 6:08:20 PM
#338:


Wotswayla posted...
It means I'm drunk in Mandarin

THANK you madam! I approve! RAWR
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Leanaunfurled
06/16/18 6:19:28 PM
#342:


Wotswayla posted...
How do you even know they exist??

He's been around since the dawn of time and he shared them on ce way back.
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Slip-N-Slide
06/16/18 6:21:33 PM
#343:


Wotswayla posted...
teepan95 posted...
Wotswayla posted...
Is teepan a CEgal?

he wishes he was


would that mean I was in lesbians with [redacted]?

:0

Leanaunfurled posted...
Hoth had videos as well though I've never seen them.

How do you even know they exist??

He had an entire YouTube channel where he talked about GameFAQs shit and stuff. Was just some dorky kid, but he'd address GameFAQs stuff directly so it was clearly him. Keep in mind this all even predates the "cousin" thing so he didn't really have anyone else in on any of it.
He deleted the channel and obviously nobody cared enough about his ramblings to rip any of them, but he'd post about his channel on here and multiple people are able to confirm the dude in the pic was the dude in the videos.
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ThatMuttGuy
06/16/18 6:28:35 PM
#344:


Hey if that's not you then who is it
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gnome from nome
06/16/18 6:31:39 PM
#346:


Whatever you say Hoth
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RockRapDubstep
06/16/18 6:34:00 PM
#348:


VenusSubs posted...
Again I am not Hoth.

Well you sure got suspended as fast as Hoth :P
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xBloodBrotherx
06/16/18 6:42:19 PM
#349:


Harpie_ posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
The fuck is happening in here?

Also TC should really consider sharing the access with someone she trusts who can be on more frequently since she's so busy.

Someone on ce has a really great dick

I mean if anyone wants to volunteer they can help, but no one wants that risk lol

Also jesus fuck I was all caught up last night, now there are 50 more

I'd be willing to help, I don't care about my account getting in trouble, but my attempt at one of these didn't even end up with the topic being allowed to finish so I'm not sure if I'd be a very good choice
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 6:42:23 PM
#350:


I enjoy the occasional trip to a rub n tug parlor

what's that

These have never been anonymous. People with edit access can access IP address of people who have visited the page. That might be how hoth managed to get the information that he has. Always use a VPN.

I don't have access to anything but the confessions fam

Hoth looks like a dorky Screech. Bullet_Wing is actually kind of hot. Not a great comparison tbqh

who's screech

I've thought about trying to have a conversation with you because you seem nice and are one of a small number of people here right around my age. But I know it'd just end badly if we ever did become friends.

Why would it end badly fam

A few years ago I went on a roadtrip with some friends. The driver really wanted to go on this weekend excursion to some weird nature loving hippy commune. It was totally made to bilk idiots out of their cash. The commune was alright. You paid 100 dollars to get in and you got free weed and great food and music for the weekend. The catch was that they'd constantly try and get you to pay for their sweat lodge experience. It was like 500 dollars and a "psychic" would spend hours with you in a tent to tell you about how your life would go, your spirit animal, all that kinds of shit. If it had been a chick I'd totally have went for it, but it was a 300 pound man who you had to spend time with and I just didn't want to spend so much of my funds in one spot.

The other three idiots? Not so much. They EACH spent three hours in that tent individually with the guy. That was nine hours of my life spent waiting for these guys to get told shit they should already know. They kept remarking how it was a totally life changing experience and the guy had some great advice. One of them is in jail right now, and the other two are on social assistance on heavier drugs than anyone should ever do.

Me? I just spent the nine hours getting high with some goats on a mountain then went down and spent the night showing off my guitar skills around a campfire.

was it worth it for the free 420

Whos the sanctuary king?

who knows man

I've never wanted to sniff someone else's socks as much as I'd love to sniff joestarrr's followed by a nice, nice foot rub.... mmmmmmmm.

you nasty
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Wotswayla
06/16/18 7:07:07 PM
#351:


Hoth looks like a dorky Screech. Bullet_Wing is actually kind of hot. Not a great comparison tbqh

I can happily disconfirm this, thank you.

oops

Why WOULD it end badly? Show your work. No I'm not bitter :)

My work?
Wha

Actual CEgal tier list,

Awesome tier,
All CEgals

This. We are all awesome.
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YoungMakaiyum
06/16/18 7:09:25 PM
#352:


Wotswayla posted...

This. We are all awesome.

no not at all

you're ok tho
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xBloodBrotherx
06/16/18 7:11:37 PM
#353:


YoungMakaiyum posted...
Wotswayla posted...

This. We are all awesome.

no not at all

you're ok tho

Who even are you tho?
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YoungMakaiyum
06/16/18 7:12:14 PM
#354:


kaname madoka the most powerful loser on this website
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daftpunk_mk5
06/16/18 7:13:27 PM
#355:


Lol... A rub n tug is a place where you get a massage then a hand job. They're legal and all over the place in Canada.
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ThatMuttGuy
06/16/18 7:13:29 PM
#356:


YoungMakaiyum posted...
kaname madoka the most powerful loser on this website

Close your account
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xBloodBrotherx
06/16/18 7:13:39 PM
#357:


YoungMakaiyum posted...
kaname madoka the most powerful loser on this website

Oh shit really? There's been some presumably Hoth impersonations of you though so I don't know if this is legit.
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YoungMakaiyum
06/16/18 7:14:13 PM
#358:


xBloodBrotherx posted...
YoungMakaiyum posted...
kaname madoka the most powerful loser on this website

Oh shit really? There's been some presumably Hoth impersonations of you though so I don't know if this is legit.

nah docile orange cup told me about those, they weren't me
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ThatMuttGuy
06/16/18 7:14:15 PM
#359:


xBloodBrotherx posted...
YoungMakaiyum posted...
kaname madoka the most powerful loser on this website

Oh shit really? There's been some presumably Hoth impersonations of you though so I don't know if this is legit.

He posts dumb shit so it's actually Kaname
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