Poll of the Day > My wife took me to a bar and then left me here!

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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 7:50:31 PM
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She is meeting an old youth group friend at an ice cream parlor near the bar.

She'll pick me up on an hour or so.
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ThickDaddy
06/06/18 7:56:24 PM
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Cool story bruh.
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KevinMSteen
06/06/18 8:03:17 PM
#3:


she's gonna go get some dick

lol tc getting cucked i bet
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green dragon
06/06/18 8:04:18 PM
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She's not coming back
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xjayguyx
06/06/18 8:05:02 PM
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Cuck
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 8:06:59 PM
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ThickDaddy posted...
Cool story bruh.


Super fucking cool!
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 8:20:01 PM
#7:


This is my first time alone in this bar at this time of night.

Thank God one of the bartenders has been a good drinking acquaintance for 6 years.
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 8:22:43 PM
#8:


KevinMSteen posted...
she's gonna go get some dick

lol tc getting cucked i bet


xjayguyx posted...
Cuck


You fuckers don't even know the meaning of your failed insults.

Cucks watch it happen. Ugh. Get good.
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 8:23:41 PM
#9:


green dragon posted...
She's not coming back


This is the ultimate test.

Will she come back?
Will I be here?

Her phone was at 1% when she left.
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Mead
06/06/18 8:32:23 PM
#10:


How much does she pay the babysitter?
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 8:42:56 PM
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Mead posted...
How much does she pay the babysitter?


No kids yet.
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Chewster
06/06/18 8:50:32 PM
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I think Mead was talking about the bartender
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Mead
06/06/18 8:51:31 PM
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Chewster posted...
I think Mead was talking about the bartender

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xjayguyx
06/06/18 8:54:18 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
KevinMSteen posted...
she's gonna go get some dick

lol tc getting cucked i bet


xjayguyx posted...
Cuck


You fuckers don't even know the meaning of your failed insults.

Cucks watch it happen. Ugh. Get good.


Oh do they? I had no idea sry, but looks like you know about it so well Ha.
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wwinterj25
06/06/18 8:57:10 PM
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Why do you need to be near her when she's meeting a friend though?
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 9:00:17 PM
#16:


Mead posted...
Chewster posted...
I think Mead was talking about the bartender


In that case, $15 on a $52 tab. I took care of it.
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 9:01:50 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Why do you need to be near her when she's meeting a friend though?


I don't but we went to dinner together near her meeting place so we could spend time together.
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wwinterj25
06/06/18 9:04:15 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I don't but we went to dinner together near her meeting place so we could spend time together.


So you went to dinner together then she ditched you at a bar to meet a friend only to be back later to take you home? Interesting.
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 9:11:01 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
I don't but we went to dinner together near her meeting place so we could spend time together.


So you went to dinner together then she ditched you at a bar to meet a friend only to be back later to take you home? Interesting.


Yup. She left me here to keep drinking. She's a good wife.
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dedbus
06/06/18 9:11:35 PM
#20:


Babynames.com
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wwinterj25
06/06/18 9:27:45 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Yup. She left me here to keep drinking. She's a good wife.


Is the bar full of any hot chicks you can snag?
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 9:36:05 PM
#22:


dedbus posted...
Babynames.com


4P8NHlb
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 9:41:09 PM
#23:


wwinterj25 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Yup. She left me here to keep drinking. She's a good wife.


Is the bar full of any hot chicks you can snag?


Nah. It's a family and friends place. Definitely not for singles. I'm spending my time making friends with strangers.
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wwinterj25
06/06/18 9:43:20 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm spending my time making friends with strangers.

Better than nothing I guess.
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Monopoman
06/06/18 9:54:06 PM
#25:


SunWuKung420 posted...
green dragon posted...
She's not coming back


This is the ultimate test.

Will she come back?
Will I be here?

Her phone was at 1% when she left.

1%? Shit, I can't think of the last time I had a phone at 1% battery.
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SpeeDLeemon
06/06/18 10:13:06 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
KevinMSteen posted...
she's gonna go get some dick

lol tc getting cucked i bet


xjayguyx posted...
Cuck


You fuckers don't even know the meaning of your failed insults.

Cucks watch it happen. Ugh. Get good.

This. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people who use words who have zero clue what they mean
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 10:18:41 PM
#27:


I'm home. She came for me and drove us home.
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SpeeDLeemon
06/06/18 10:19:34 PM
#28:


She came for you while you watched andddddd drove you home? You lucky, lucky dawg, you.
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SunWuKung420
06/06/18 10:21:04 PM
#29:


SpeeDLeemon posted...
She came for you while you watched andddddd drove you home? You lucky, lucky dawg, you.


So lucky I'm her only bull.
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KevinMSteen
06/07/18 12:20:23 AM
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SunWuCuck420
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Smarkil
06/07/18 12:28:25 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
In that case, $15 tip on a $52 tab. I took care of it.


That's a pretty nice allowance. Did you have to use your GBP's or was she just being generous?
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Bugmeat
06/07/18 12:33:04 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
You f***ers don't even know the meaning of your failed insults.

Cucks watch it happen. Ugh. Get good.

While that is part of the fetish for it, watching is not required for a man to be a cuckold. Knowledge of the event is not even required. A cuckold is just a man who's wife is unfaithful.


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OhhhJa
06/07/18 12:50:11 AM
#35:


SunWuKung420 posted...
green dragon posted...
She's not coming back


This is the ultimate test.

Will she come back?
Will I be here?

Her phone was at 1% when she left.

Damn that's a cliche excuse for a quick booty call with no chance of phone call
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Miroku_of_Nite1
06/07/18 12:55:07 AM
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Bugmeat posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
You f***ers don't even know the meaning of your failed insults.

Cucks watch it happen. Ugh. Get good.

While that is part of the fetish for it, watching is not required for a man to be a cuckold. Knowledge of the event is not even required. A cuckold is just a man who's wife is unfaithful.



This. The modern fetish is watching it happen to your wife/lover. But a cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife.
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Doctor Foxx
06/07/18 2:50:02 PM
#37:


hey sunny i found your meme

https://imgur.com/bPI23qt
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Mead
06/07/18 2:50:54 PM
#38:


Doctor Foxx posted...
hey sunny i found your meme

https://imgur.com/bPI23qt


LMAO
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Chewster
06/07/18 2:54:35 PM
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Mead posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
hey sunny i found your meme

https://imgur.com/bPI23qt


LMAO


Perfect
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SunWuKung420
06/07/18 3:17:46 PM
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Why is that my meme? There's always coors light in my fridge if real beer is gross to you.
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Mead
06/07/18 3:28:28 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Why is that my meme? There's always coors light in my fridge if real beer is gross to you.


Because you come across as one of the countless IPA hipsters nowadays chasing the trend that craft beer is only good if the flavor profile ends at maximum hops

Actual European inspired pale ales are smooth, not bitter at all, and way more flavorful
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Smarkil
06/07/18 3:36:05 PM
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Mead posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Why is that my meme? There's always coors light in my fridge if real beer is gross to you.


Because you come across as one of the countless IPA hipsters nowadays chasing the trend that craft beer is only good if the flavor profile ends at maximum hops

Actual European inspired pale ales are smooth, not bitter at all, and way more flavorful


But if it doesn't taste like shit, how can it possibly be good?
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Chewster
06/07/18 3:49:45 PM
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The meme is you because it's portraying somebody who thinks he's a "beer enthusiast" when he really means "IPA enthusiast". That's exactly what you do
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SunWuKung420
06/07/18 4:28:57 PM
#44:


Mead posted...
Because you come across as one of the countless IPA hipsters nowadays chasing the trend that craft beer is only good if the flavor profile ends at maximum hops


I've never said any such things. But please feel free to add any conjecture you want, you do that all the time anyways.

Chewster posted...
The meme is you because it's portraying somebody who thinks he's a "beer enthusiast" when he really means "IPA enthusiast". That's exactly what you do


I personally only really enjoy ipas. Except for talking shit on bud, coors, miller etc., I've never said non-ipas are bad beers.

But the 3 of you love to put words in my mouth and make up things I've never said or invent things I believe. Fucking ridiculous.
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Mead
06/07/18 4:31:04 PM
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please feel free to add any conjecture you want


sweet
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Chewster
06/07/18 4:33:15 PM
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If you only really enjoy IPAs then say it like that, stop acting like you're an expert on "beer". Would you trust a "gaming expert" who only plays one genre?

It's just some gentle ribbing, no need to get so bent out of shape. If you want us to actually make fun of you, it's not like you give us a shortage of material
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SunWuKung420
06/07/18 4:58:23 PM
#47:


Oh chewy. Always so angry.

Just because ipas are the beers I enjoy drinking, doesn't mean I can't identify good beers of other styles.

But, go ahead and invent reasons in your mind to hate me. We are all use to it.
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CarefreeDude
06/07/18 5:03:37 PM
#48:


SunWuKung420 posted...
KevinMSteen posted...
she's gonna go get some dick

lol tc getting cucked i bet


xjayguyx posted...
Cuck


You fuckers don't even know the meaning of your failed insults.

Cucks watch it happen. Ugh. Get good.


Not entirely true. Some just enjoy knowing it's happening.
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Mead
06/07/18 5:55:41 PM
#49:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Oh chewy. Always so angry.

Just because ipas are the beers I enjoy drinking, doesn't mean I can't identify good beers of other styles.

But, go ahead and invent reasons in your mind to hate me. We are all use to it.


Try not to feel too sorry for yourself now
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SunWuKung420
06/07/18 5:56:13 PM
#50:


Crying into my beer.

Gose-style ipa!
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Jen0125
06/07/18 5:58:14 PM
#51:


That sounds disgusting. A sour hoppy beer. Ugh.
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LaggnFragnLarry
06/07/18 6:01:07 PM
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goose island ipa is buy one get one free 6 packs at publix this week
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