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Shotgunnova 06/04/18 9:52:26 PM #1: |
What option did you get? - Results (15 votes)
Twilight Zoning
6.67% (1 vote)
1
Steam
6.67% (1 vote)
1
Waspington
13.33% (2 votes)
2
Oregon Trail
20% (3 votes)
3
Santa Claus
6.67% (1 vote)
1
Random Powers + Wolf
26.67% (4 votes)
4
Truthing
13.33% (2 votes)
2
I didn't follow the simple rules, so Saltanat will kill me
6.67% (1 vote)
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1: You have various magic powers that come from Twilight Zone (the original run) plots. You can hide in a different dimension by entering swimming pools; if you put a mask on yours or someone else's face, you can take it off and change their face into what the mask represents; while flying, magical gremlins will hide on the wings and protect you from harm; you can boobytrap phones to explode; and many, many more. You can use the powers an unlimited amount of time, but just like a good Twilight Zone episode, may fall victim to your own hubris. 2: You become a Steam Human with the power to create, expel and control steam from your body in unlimited quantities. If you would be damaged in a minor way, your steam body simply heals it; if you would be damaged in a major way, like decapitation, your body reconstitutes itself. (You're immune from normal steam-related damage, as well as cold-related ailments, like hypothermia.) You may use steam in any way your imagination desires. For instance, if you wanted to expel steam so hard you were flight-capable, that's doable. Like in One Piece, saltwater will negate all your powers, so you must be careful. 3: You have an imaginary floating friend named Waspington. He looks like a Beedrill, only instead of pointy hands, he has mittens, and instead of a deadly stinger, he has a third mitten. Also, instead of bug wings, he uses mittens. He likes mittens, that's the point I'm trying to make. Waspington can't be seen by humans, only animals, and he can't be damaged. He can change his tangibility, as well as the tangibility of things he's currently touching. You may use these powers for good or evil. Waspington will generally listen to you, but if you overwork him or insult his mittens, he'll ignore your directives for awhile. 4: You die of dysentery. Your family members remember your humor and erect a comical Oregon Trail-themed tombstone in your memory. It's later vandalized repeatedly and featured in a Kotaku article, which captures the imagination of the gamer nation. Oregon Trail cosplayers and pilgrims will come from miles around -- some as bankers, some in conestoga wagons -- to pay their respects to you. Tom Hanks later agrees to star as you in a biopic entitled 2000 Miles to Willamette. It gets the lowest score ever on Rotten Tomatoes and drives Hanks into ignominious retirement. 5: Santa has been gunned down by anti-reindeer protesters and, in a surprise twist, leaves his entire operation to you, his long-lost 53rd cousin-in-law. You must move to the North Pole (actually a magical dimension near there that you can enter and exit at will) and take on the mantle of Jolly Saint Nick. This gives you extremely prolonged lifespan and a bottomless stomach; if you're lactose intolerant, that ceases. 6: You wake up to learn you have a random superpower (click this link: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random). Your faithful pet also gets a randomized power, as well as being able to communicate through human speech in a language of your choice. If you have more than one pet, the first one you think of gets it and all the other(s) are despondent. If you have no pets, instead a rabid wolf jumps through the window and gets the pet power, then viciously murders you unless your superabilities stop it. (The wolf will always have super speed.) 7: You have the ability to compel people to tell the truth. In other words, they may not lie in your presence, regardless of how much they may want to. You can "curse" people with only being able to tell the truth indefinitely, but only through physical contact. You can exploit your power by say, shaking a co ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 06/04/18 9:57:08 PM #2: |
Got truthing, want waspington
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MrK3V 06/04/18 9:57:31 PM #3: |
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uwnim 06/04/18 9:58:16 PM #4: |
3 is great. lol, i'd actually like that.
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DarkTransient 06/04/18 9:59:16 PM #5: |
So basically, I can make shit appear out of thin air, while my cockatiel can talk and can make other things fly instead of just himself.
Cool shit. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vertania 06/04/18 10:03:54 PM #6: |
6
Randomized power was "Intelligent Mode" and my pet goldfish has "Crimefighting Mastery." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Popcorn_Fairy 06/04/18 10:05:26 PM #8: |
Me and Waspington are gonna go on a series of wacky adventures.
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uwnim 06/04/18 10:05:51 PM #9: |
Popcorn_Fairy posted...
Me and Waspington are gonna go on a series of wacky adventures. Good choice. Waspington is the best. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 06/04/18 10:14:23 PM #10: |
I am apparently made of steam now. I'm sure there's some use for this power besides being basically immortal and fucking around, but I haven't thought of it yet. Maybe I can go be a one man hydro electric power station or something.
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NES4EVER 06/04/18 10:18:40 PM #11: |
Yeah waspington!!!!
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LIsJustice 06/04/18 10:19:39 PM #12: |
5 nice
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Reis 06/04/18 10:21:01 PM #13: |
Shotgunnova posted...
4: You die of dysentery. Your family members remember your humor and erect a comical Oregon Trail-themed tombstone in your memory. It's later vandalized repeatedly and featured in a Kotaku article, which captures the imagination of the gamer nation. Oregon Trail cosplayers and pilgrims will come from miles around -- some as bankers, some in conestoga wagons -- to pay their respects to you. Tom Hanks later agrees to star as you in a biopic entitled 2000 Miles to Willamette. It gets the lowest score ever on Rotten Tomatoes and drives Hanks into ignominious retirement. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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averagejoel 06/04/18 10:31:47 PM #14: |
6
my power: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Cognition interesting. definitely useful for playing music. my pet's power: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Group_Manipulation weird tbh i think I'd prefer Steam --- peanut butter and dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Soul_Devour 06/04/18 10:32:10 PM #15: |
Picked 6, have no pets
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Event_Manipulation for me and http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Transmutation for the wolf. I literally will reality to not be attacked by the wolf and then do whatever the hell I want because I'm a fucking God now. --- IIDX - 8th Dan //// Sound Voltex - Skill Analyzer Level 11 Pop'n Music - Level 42/43 //// Jubeat - Level 10 (~850k) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 06/04/18 11:11:45 PM #16: |
Started to attempt to make waspington. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 06/04/18 11:16:15 PM #17: |
I usually pick 4. But I looked at the topic creator first and I chose 3. I'm glad I did. Some others are better, but at least I didn't get something I'd dislike.
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SimpleMan 06/04/18 11:16:52 PM #18: |
Got Twilight Zoning. This will be interesting.
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Lagfile 06/04/18 11:20:29 PM #19: |
6
I got Distance Manipulation, and my pet got Speed Combat. Sounds like a nifty combo. --- What sounds better, cool or nice? http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/128/388/18b.jpg https://imgur.com/tUJUZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OpShaft 06/04/18 11:30:57 PM #20: |
So I get http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
And my dog Paxton gets http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Native_American_Deity_Physiology?useskin=oasis I can live with this... --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 06/05/18 12:55:01 AM #21: |
7
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uwnim 06/05/18 9:31:29 AM #22: |
Yeah, this was definitely the best choice. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bloodychess 06/05/18 9:31:51 AM #23: |
7 never fails
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KStateKing17 06/05/18 9:46:53 AM #24: |
6
What I got http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Arts What my dog got http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matterlock_Manipulation?useskin=oasis I'm okay with this. --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 06/05/18 9:48:56 AM #25: |
I guess I get to be corporate overlord Santa. Yay?
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RchHomieQuanChi 06/05/18 9:56:12 AM #26: |
uwnim posted...
Can this be the new CE mascot --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dragonsmasher 06/05/18 10:06:30 AM #27: |
Waspington! Finally, I have a friend!
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masterbarf 06/05/18 10:07:22 AM #28: |
Twilight Zoning. Freezing and unfreezing time at my will would be too much fun and enable be to steal lots of money.
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LightHawKnight 06/05/18 10:20:09 AM #29: |
What does my presence mean? How far from a politician do I have to be to make him say the truth whilst I am there? Can I be at the back of the rally, or does he have to see me first?
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Shotgunnova 06/05/18 11:15:56 AM #30: |
LightHawKnight posted...
What does my presence mean? How far from a politician do I have to be to make him say the truth whilst I am there? Can I be at the back of the rally, or does he have to see me first?If you're in the same room, that counts. If you want him/her to tell the truth indefinitely, you need to 'curse' them at the point of physical contact (handshake, bumping into them, etc.) --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightHawKnight 06/05/18 11:17:32 AM #31: |
Shotgunnova posted...
LightHawKnight posted...What does my presence mean? How far from a politician do I have to be to make him say the truth whilst I am there? Can I be at the back of the rally, or does he have to see me first?If you're in the same room, that counts. If you want him/her to tell the truth indefinitely, you need to 'curse' them at the point of physical contact (handshake, bumping into them, etc.) What if it is outside? Do I just need to be able to physically see the guy? --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 06/05/18 11:19:28 AM #32: |
LightHawKnight posted...
What if it is outside? Do I just need to be able to physically see the guy?If outside, your unaided eyesight is fine. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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oskman888 06/05/18 11:43:12 AM #33: |
Picked 5. Do I get to bone Mrs. Claus?
I would totally revamp the holiday into a Chistmas Kumite? Children all over the globe have to fight to get the best presents. --- pants ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 06/05/18 11:47:30 AM #34: |
If you have a girlfriend/wife, they can agree to become the new Mrs. Claus and get similar health benefits (lifespan, etc). Unfortunately, if you're single, a Mrs. Claus will not be provided for you. :P
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MrMallard 06/05/18 11:49:35 AM #35: |
Damn, 4 did nothing for me this time.
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Letron_James 06/05/18 11:50:34 AM #36: |
I got sir waspington
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HiddenLurker 06/05/18 11:52:52 AM #37: |
Picked "1". Welp guess alot of people are gonna die now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Shotgunnova 06/05/18 5:35:36 PM #38: |
^^
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uwnim 06/05/18 5:43:17 PM #39: |
Shotgunnova, did you like my Waspington?
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tripleh213 06/05/18 5:43:51 PM #40: |
Popcorn_Fairy posted...
Me and Waspington are gonna go on a series of wacky adventures. --- Vote for Donald Trump Friend Code 3625-8252-9624 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Krave_ 06/05/18 5:51:01 PM #41: |
You purposefully made sure that 4 didn't win.
DISQUALIFIED --- Am I seducing or being seduced? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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garan 06/05/18 5:55:44 PM #42: |
Got 7, fine with it.
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Shotgunnova 06/05/18 6:19:14 PM #44: |
uwnim posted...
Shotgunnova, did you like my Waspington?It doesn't have a mitten on its stinger. 0/10 _Krave_ posted... You purposefully made sure that 4 didn't win.Whatever do you mean? --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterGod469 06/05/18 6:24:46 PM #45: |
The rabid wolf got Demigod Physiology...
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FrenchCrunch 06/05/18 6:25:56 PM #46: |
Shotgunnova posted...
2: You become a Steam Human with the power to create, expel and control steam from your body in unlimited quantities. If you would be damaged in a minor way, your steam body simply heals it; if you would be damaged in a major way, like decapitation, your body reconstitutes itself. (You're immune from normal steam-related damage, as well as cold-related ailments, like hypothermia.) You may use steam in any way your imagination desires. For instance, if you wanted to expel steam so hard you were flight-capable, that's doable. Like in One Piece, saltwater will negate all your powers, so you must be careful. lmao every time i get mad imma do the majin buu teapot thing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 06/05/18 6:26:06 PM #47: |
6. I get the power of an Indigo Lantern.
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uwnim 06/05/18 6:31:43 PM #48: |
Shotgunnova posted...
It doesn't have a mitten on its stinger. =( I was getting tired, so I thought maybe turning the stinger into a mitten would work. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 06/05/18 7:48:02 PM #49: |
uwnim posted...
I thought maybe turning the stinger into a mitten would work --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 06/06/18 10:15:41 AM #50: |
uwnim posted...
I thought maybe turning the stinger into a mitten would work --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 06/06/18 10:19:19 AM #51: |
Yeah, I removed the tip and relocated it so it would resemble a mitten.
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