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AlCalavicci
05/29/18 8:51:30 AM
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Which MCU characters favorite animal is a porcupine?

Peter Quill

What is Drax the Destroyers favorite old time movie?

The invisible man

Note: they dont have to be MCU, mine just happen to be
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AlisLandale
05/29/18 8:53:54 AM
#2:


The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
05/29/18 8:54:40 AM
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I was gonna post one, but none of mine are as bad as the SW Sequel Trilogy.
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Mormaurd
05/29/18 8:58:19 AM
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What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.
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Distant_Rainbow
05/29/18 8:58:36 AM
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The tulomorian spy says to the vanksher, "I didn't know your parnaps could glow."
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Infinite 2003
05/29/18 9:10:08 AM
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A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
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Stewman_Magoo
05/29/18 9:17:59 AM
#7:


What was the last pizza ordered at the World Trade Center?

One large plain

/dontkillmeman
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Superlinkbro
05/29/18 9:40:44 AM
#8:


My name Jeff
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AlCalavicci
05/29/18 6:57:24 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
05/29/18 6:58:42 PM
#10:


Want to know how I make my dick 10 inches

I fold it in half
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Webmaster4531
05/29/18 7:00:45 PM
#11:


I was going to make a gay joke...

Wait, that joke might actually be moddable now.
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Zack_Attackv1
05/29/18 7:09:26 PM
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So there's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
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MrK3V
05/29/18 7:11:23 PM
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So there is a German in the Navy who was out at sea in his boat. Immediately, he begins to hear his Radio pick up. He gets a "mayday mayday we are sinking we are sinking!" The German then presses the button to talk back and says "what are you sinking about?"
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Ryven
05/29/18 7:14:35 PM
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MrK3V posted...
So there is a German in the Navy who was out at sea in his boat. Immediately, he begins to hear his Radio pick up. He gets a "mayday mayday we are sinking we are sinking!" The German then presses the button to talk back and says "what are you sinking about?"


I laughed lol
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