Current Events > ~Confession Topic~

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I am tired as fuck and pulling an all nighter. In celebration of this, tell me stuff and I will post it in the topic.

You know the deal.

https://goo.gl/forms/vJDHn7P74tkXylug2
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I like chocolate milk.

starting out strong here folks.
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I don't wash my hands after pooping at home, only in public restrooms.

I smoke weed. Im like 100% sure my dealer has a crush on me (Im a guy, so is he). He always gives me super cheap prices, like too cheap for him to make anything, or sometimes doesnt even charge me at all. Whenever I go to meet him he is very touchy and nice, kind of like how old men act around young pretty girls. Ive only bought off of him a handful of times now but Im wondering when/if hes going to take it a step further. Im bi, and tho Im not attracted to him (hes late 40s, bald/I am 25) its been so long since Ive done anything sexual I probably wouldnt even be opposed if he made a move lol. Oh well

I had the desire to see Sayorias member...before the surgery..

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I am straight for the most part, but if I had a close guy friend and he was adorable, I probably wouldn't mind going down on him.

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I think a few CEmen here are really cute, but Im also a CEman.

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Will you end up posting risky ones?
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vbty3 posted...

Will you end up posting risky ones?

of course. ill redact some stuff if it gets too explicit, but ill try to keep it as intact as possible.

One time at Band Camp, I went Super Saiyan 3. Hey guys, it's me DoctorVader!

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Last night I had a nightmare where I was shopping online and found my favorite sex toy had been discontinued.

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Tagging this topic.
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I just saw Hoth's selfie for the first time. He is cute!!! This is a CEgal typing this out btw.

I'm allergic to trans people.

I'm allergic to you, tbqh

I have 10 different passports - A blue, red, black, orange, green, yellow, purple, white, grey and brown.

Donald Trump is my cousin.

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I have rainbow-coloured hair.

I love Eevee-Trainer. I wish she could post her selfie.

Muffinz0rz is the GOAT

[redacted] here. I want to fuck Sarah.

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England is my city

Why does Vulgorn have protection from the mods? Is it because he sucks Error's E-wang every week?

I think Incels are terrible people and should all be put down

The Witcher 3 is actually a really shitty game

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Vulgorn posted...

The Witcher 3 is actually a really shitty game

hi5!
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chill02 posted...

Vulgorn posted...

The Witcher 3 is actually a really shitty game

hi5!

Reeee
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*link to a topic on another, non-gamefaqs message board*

I fucking hit the lottery, man. You know what I mean.

I have a massive crush on Chris Hemsworth and he's better than any other Chris.

I haven't been able to finish in the past 12 days and I feel great.

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I hate u

Duck off

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Hungover, here. Vomited a ton of bile out this morning (into the toilet, thankfully)

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Vulgorn posted...

I had the desire to see Sayorias member...before the surgery..

What

You got a few hours left for that to happen.
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just enough time for someone to slide into those dms. im cheering you on bud.
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Guarantee whoever wrote that confession is also one of the people that shitposts about transgenders 24/7

Gavi isnt rich, hes poor and on disability.

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ThatMuttGuy posted...

Guarantee whoever wrote that confession is also one of the people that shitposts about transgenders 24/7

would not surprise me
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I... I... I ate the last chocolate bar!
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[redacted] was a mistake. he's nothing but trash

- cAPITALISATION

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Imagine not letting users constructively air out their self-hatred over confessions about themselves
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teepan95 posted...

Imagine not letting users constructively air out their self-hatred over confessions about themselves

Imagine being....

wait this isn't discord. I can't say that.

teepan95 posted...

Imagine not letting users constructively air out their self-hatred over confessions about themselves

it stops being that when they clearly use someone elses name, teep.

next time, maybe use your own name.
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ThatMuttGuy posted...

teepan95 posted...

Imagine not letting users constructively air out their self-hatred over confessions about themselves

Imagine being....

wait this isn't discord. I can't say that.

Somewhere, Menardi is rolling in his grave.
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Milkman, take your meds

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Vulgorn posted...

teepan95 posted...

Imagine not letting users constructively air out their self-hatred over confessions about themselves

it stops being that when they clearly use someone elses name, teep.

next time, maybe use your own name.

I did use my own name. Just multiple ones.
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teepan95 posted...

I did use my own name. Just multiple ones.

dont expect people to know your alts
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teepan95 posted...

Imagine not letting users constructively air out their self-hatred over confessions about themselves

It's anonymous, it's impossible to tell if it's yourself or someone else you're referring to and it's best not to risk it.
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I lost my virginity in my 30s. I'd rather jerk it than have sex still.

I get clowned for being myself. I'm 30, I rap, I'm a goofball, I wear white contacts, skateboard and watch family guy religiously.

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From my point of view the Jedi are evil.

I hate transphobia!!!

same

I want to take Sayoria's new muff out for a test drive

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Some weird people on here.
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Hey Day was a complete and utter failure. Was funny to watch Hothlin get rekt by the mods

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I'm a lot more powerful than people take me to be.

did anyone else hear a whimper
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I'm a CEgal and I admit I like seeing guys act thirsty over me. Thanks for all the attention!

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Vulgorn posted...

I'm a lot more powerful than people take me to be.

did anyone else hear a whimper

only you
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I'm dying. My SO doesn't know. I don't expect to live to the end of this year.

im sorry, man. you might wanna tell them at some point, though, if you really care about them.
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Vulgorn posted...

teepan95 posted...

I did use my own name. Just multiple ones.

dont expect people to know your alts

after all the passionate nights we shared

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME???
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teepan95 posted...

after all the passionate nights we shared

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME???

that never happened.

Why was my confession completely disregarded when you regularly post stuff that's horrible and disgusting?

i'm also not posting confessions about people that have asked in the past to not be involved. maybe post a confession about yourself instead of trying to start shit.
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Stranded by Gojira is a great song

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I think these are better when no usernames are shown.
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Vulgorn posted...

Stranded by Gojira is a great song

I know who this confessor is!
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Anteaterking posted...

I think these are better when no usernames are shown.

personally, i kind of agree. that having been said, i do think transparency is important. unless its clearly someone trying to slander someone else, may as well keep it up.
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I once deeded to a picture of myself

SOLO SPOILERS

I don't understand how Darth Maul is still alive to show up in SOLO? Wasn't he killed in the TPM?

Alright well go ahead and protect [redacted] even though he's not Mr. Perfect like you all like to pretend he is.

that's not who im protecting. maybe be less shitty.
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Chill02 is unironically annoying

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