Poll of the Day > "You'll go to jail if your handwriting is crap"

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you guys are pulling my leg right

this can't be fuckin real

DevilSummoner1 posted...

you guys are pulling my leg right

this can't be fuckin real

What the fuck do you mean you guys?

NMBs the only one here saying this shit.
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Jen0125 posted...

Cacciato posted...

Hasnt he made this topic already? Or was that about a legible signature?

You need fucking help dude. But cool post about punching your MS-ridden mother until she's knocked out. Way to bite the hand that feeds.

Right? Not only does he want to punch his mom. He wants to punch his physically disabled mom who pays for him to live and cares for him.

It really seems like he's just trying to convince himself. It's like a kid who pretends Santa doesn't exist to seem cool but really deep down he still believes it.

He's like, "Yeah Santa total isn't real, am I right guys? Ya, not real at all."

It's bizarre.
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Sarcasthma posted...

DevilSummoner1 posted...

you guys are pulling my leg right

this can't be fuckin real

What the fuck do you mean you guys?

NMBs the only one here saying this shit.

yeah I know

still though, what the shit

DevilSummoner1 posted...

Sarcasthma posted...

DevilSummoner1 posted...

you guys are pulling my leg right

this can't be fuckin real

What the fuck do you mean you guys?

NMBs the only one here saying this shit.

yeah I know

still though, what the shit

I honestly dont know.
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Did you seriously just make that up? Is this a troll topic?
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You probably misunderstood. They'd put you in a padded cell because you'd barely be sentient let alone competent enough to join civilization.

NightMareBunny posted...

logic has never really played much of a role in my life

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Truer words have never been spoken.

If you could go to prison for bad handwriting, then every doctor in America would be in prison. I think bad handwriting is a job requirement for being a doctor...

Practice your handwriting with a sharpie on your mom while she sleeps. Thatll work.
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I got a few buddies doing 10-15 years for bad handwriting, and one of them lives in Texas. Be careful signing for stuff from UPS or Fed Ex because thats usually how they will get you.

I guess someone said TC has shit handwriting again so now he's throwing his toys out of the pram again.

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NightMareBunny posted...

my mother and I'm not sure who told her that or why she believes that

but it takes great restraint not to punch her lights out

Oh looks like TC can't handle what his mum says. You know the person who no doubt provides him with everything.
Also for the record your mum would probably kick your arse.
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NightMareBunny posted...

wut?....no seriously why?

Is the older generation this stupid to believe the government imprisons people for life just for having a crappy signature?

i kept having it drilled into my head that avoiding a good signature is an easy ticket to prison....

if that's true then man there must be some pretty big prisons cause I'm sure loads of people have god awful handwriting

By this post it doesn't seem to be the older generation who believes that.
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Prisoner 1: "Why are you all in prison?"
Prisoner 2: "I murdered someone."
Prisoner 3: "I raped someone."
Prisoner 4: "I have bad handwriting."

Hopefully you will at least get a trial, and the prosecuting attorney will have to prove beyond a shadow of doubt to the jury that you have bad handwriting before they toss you into a supermax prison.

so a prison for dyslexic people?

if that was the case terrus and his ult's would of outed me and many others on this site for bad handwriting.
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I know you'll just ignore these, but can you try answering these questions, TC:

Why don't you get a job? And don't say because it's not possible in your town... is the real reason that deep down you don't want a job?

Why don't you get a driver's license?

Why do you let your mom control your life? Does it occur to you that maybe the reason she controls your life is because she's (rightfully) afraid you won't make it out there alone? Even if she's to blame for raising you like, you gotta be firm with her and tell her that you don't want to go on living like this. Unless you do, but it sounds like a pretty sad and boring life to me.

Reading this topic I can only imagine how long NMB glared at the poor workers at the Walmart McDonalds where they didnt have the kind of iced mocha he wanted

They probably still talk about him
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I'm not defending NMB but everyone edging him on is kind of fucked.
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RedPixel posted...

I'm not defending NMB but everyone edging him on is kind of fucked.

You clearly dont spend much time here
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RedPixel posted...

I'm not defending NMB but everyone edging him on is kind of fucked.

who the fuck says "edging on"

its egging on

u dope
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RedPixel posted...

I'm not defending NMB but everyone edging him on is kind of fucked.

He probably enjoys it as it's the only attention he ever gets.
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NightMareBunny posted...

I want to punch my mom!

Everyone Else posted...

That's horrible!

RedPixel posted...

Both sides are clearly wrong.

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Chewster posted...

Why don't you get a driver's license?

Its probably a good thing NMB doesn't drive. There are already enough bad drivers on the road.

RedPixel posted...

I'm not defending NMB but everyone edging him on is kind of fucked.

He deserves it. He's a bum, plain and simple. He's 28 years old and never been to school or had a job. He spends all day at home watching TV, playing video games, and surfing the internet. That is literally all he ever does. When asked why he doesn't get a job or do anything, he either ignores it or makes lame excuses about how he lives in a rural area far from anything, as if people in rural areas can't have jobs. It's pathetic.

Go back and reread post #27 where he said if he does go to prison, then he's glad he got to play some video games beforehand. WTF. All he cares about is stupid shit like video games, and it's the only thing he's concerned about losing if he goes to prison. If I was going to prison, video games would be the least of my concerns.

He doesn't even care about his own mom, even though she is physically disabled and still provides from him so that he doesn't have to get off his lazy ass and get a job. He said he wished he could punch out his own mom. His mom honestly needs to stop enabling his bad behavior and kick him out of the house. The guy deserves all the shit that is handed to him.

^ You forgot to put he adds folk to his ignore list when he can't handle what they saying and has a lack of understanding about a lot of things.
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rogerskg1979 posted...

When asked why he doesn't get a job or do anything, he either ignores it or makes lame excuses about how he lives in a rural area far from anything, as if people in rural areas can't have jobs. It's pathetic.

Hell, somebody like him with no skills or experience is probably better off in a rural area TBH. All he has to do is just get any job and he has a decent chance of being able to afford to live on his own. It's pretty much impossible to get that kind of income near the city nowadays unless you have a college degree, and even most people with degrees struggle there.

I don't even think his area is that rural though. IIRC he told us where it was once and it was only like a half-hour drive from Fort Worth or something.

Chewster posted...

I know you'll just ignore these, but can you try answering these questions, TC:

Why don't you get a job? And don't say because it's not possible in your town... is the real reason that deep down you don't want a job?

Why don't you get a driver's license?

Why do you let your mom control your life? Does it occur to you that maybe the reason she controls your life is because she's (rightfully) afraid you won't make it out there alone? Even if she's to blame for raising you like, you gotta be firm with her and tell her that you don't want to go on living like this. Unless you do, but it sounds like a pretty sad and boring life to me.

Because everyone is too busy to drive me anywhere...or teach me anything anytime that's even a possibility somebody has to go to the hospital or everyone's extremely busy when I really need something

and since my Mother has MS she doesn't really drive unless there's no other options(plus it's hell on her)

everyone has their own lives and I've been forced to just be patient for what seems like forever because nobody wants to do anything with me and even after my dad died I've been put on the backburner because just when things are calming down someone else has health issues or they have an important job that's keeping them extra busy

all the while I have people online think who think I'm just some mental patient slowly bashing my brains out from within a padded cell because "nobody can have a crap life unless they want a crap life everything is all their fault"
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NMB has some issues but all those people who feel the need to constantly pick on him are much worse people.
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So many trolls in this topic, obviously you can go to jail for poor handwriting. The handwriting police are real, and they won't write you a ticket because your handwriting is poor, so they don't think you can read it.

Instead they throw you in jail and make you write on a chalk board until your handwriting improves.

That might not sound bad, but they stick the poor handwriting inmates in with the sex offenders because they figure they are the only criminals that won't kill them...so basically, don't drop your chalk!
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SunWuKung420 posted...

NMB has some issues but all those people who feel the need to constantly pick on him are much worse people.

nah.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

NMB has some issues but all those people who feel the need to constantly pick on him are much worse people.

I was actually getting out and about in my hometown before my grandfather killed himself and I found myself becoming caretaker of his lake house sooner than I wanted

I could legit walk anywhere back in my old hometown of Burleson but here? it would take 4-5 hours or so to get to town on foot

and it's impossible to even learn how to drive when nobody wants to teach me and the only other person in my house shouldn't drive most of the time due to her condition

nobody here can really understand so they just try to troll and imply I'm a lazy loser who wants to blame others for his own brainless stupidity

but i wasn't the one who started this cycle of madness i didn't tell my grandfather to kill himself and i didn't magically cause my dad to die right in front of me

regardless i have to deal with all of this without losing my mind from the sheer fact that I"m the one who has to solve everyone's problems now and i can barely comprehend my own let alone think about anyone else's issues
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Take an Uber to a driving school.
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Your mom doesn't have to necessarily drive, though, she just has to drive with you. She might have to drive you to the DMV to get a permit, though... actually, at your age I'm not sure you even need to do the permit. If you can get one though it's probably a good option you can legally get some practice in, without having to find and pay for an actual driving course.

If walking places is too difficult, try riding a bike. At least it's a step in the right direction, even if it's not as practical as driving. You can get them pretty cheap, even if it has to be from a thrift store. If you don't know how to ride a bike... then I don't know what to tell you there, but I can't imagine it's that hard to self-teach as an adult.

And the reason people make fun of you and "don't understand" you is because you are constantly making topics about cartoons, cereal, and inconsequential video game things. It really makes you come off like you have a highly stunted social development and don't place any priority on actual important life skills.

Also do you have any aunts or uncles, adult-aged cousins, etc.? Maybe reach out to them for some kind of help. I can't imagine that every single member of your family is useless.

Chewster posted...

Your mom doesn't have to necessarily drive, though, she just has to drive with you. She might have to drive you to the DMV to get a permit, though... actually, at your age I'm not sure you even need to do the permit. If you can get one though it's probably a good option you can legally get some practice in, without having to find and pay for an actual driving course.

If walking places is too difficult, try riding a bike. At least it's a step in the right direction, even if it's not as practical as driving. You can get them pretty cheap, even if it has to be from a thrift store. If you don't know how to ride a bike... then I don't know what to tell you there, but I can't imagine it's that hard to self-teach as an adult.

And the reason people make fun of you and "don't understand" you is because you are constantly making topics about cartoons, cereal, and inconsequential video game things. It really makes you come off like you have a highly stunted social development and don't place any priority on actual important life skills.

because most of the time I don't come here for social wisdom.....Heaven forbid someone go on gamefaqs to discuss video games

am I suppose to be making topics about the deeper meaning of life and what I'm doing with myself everyday?

i think it's hypocritical for this site to chastise me for playing "video games and watching cartoons like your a little child" when a good chunk of this website is taking time out of their lives just to troll
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Chewster posted...

Also do you have any aunts or uncles, adult-aged cousins, etc.? Maybe reach out to them for some kind of help. I can't imagine that every single member of your family is useless.

I have some cousins around here but they've been extremely busy...their luck has not been good lately

which sucks cause these cousins are the closet to me and yet I barely see them now a days due to their hectic lives taking control
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It's not just the subject matter but how you approach discussions. There's something very wrong with it. Though oftentimes the subject matter is pretty cringeworthy too. For example you made a bunch of topics about the fucking Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards... even when I was an actual kid I thought the KCAs were fucking awful.

Every time I see the topic title I burst out laughing.
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Chewster posted...

It's not just the subject matter but how you approach discussions. There's something very wrong with it. Though oftentimes the subject matter is pretty cringeworthy too. For example you made a bunch of topics about the fucking Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards... even when I was an actual kid I thought the KCAs were fucking awful.

well when i was watching TMNT and heard that the walking dead was mentioned on nickelodeon that kinda started it...

also when gotham got nominated for best family show...(a family show where two elderly people got shot in the face in one episode....for kids!)
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NightMareBunny posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

NMB has some issues but all those people who feel the need to constantly pick on him are much worse people.

I was actually getting out and about in my hometown before my grandfather killed himself and I found myself becoming caretaker of his lake house sooner than I wanted

I could legit walk anywhere back in my old hometown of Burleson but here? it would take 4-5 hours or so to get to town on foot

and it's impossible to even learn how to drive when nobody wants to teach me and the only other person in my house shouldn't drive most of the time due to her condition

nobody here can really understand so they just try to troll and imply I'm a lazy loser who wants to blame others for his own brainless stupidity

but i wasn't the one who started this cycle of madness i didn't tell my grandfather to kill himself and i didn't magically cause my dad to die right in front of me

regardless i have to deal with all of this without losing my mind from the sheer fact that I"m the one who has to solve everyone's problems now and i can barely comprehend my own let alone think about anyone else's issues

There are adult driving classes. My mother in law didn't know how to drive until long after she moved to the USA and she managed to juggle time to take drivers Ed and raise 4 boys. Talk to your mom. Tell her it is for her benefit that you learn to drive and give examples. Yeah, she will have to help put some but she needs to see that you need to get out, drive, get a job and get on with life.

If you are the caretaker of your grandfather's lake house and y'all don't live in it then sell it or rent it. Surely there is someone in the nearest town ( I live far from town too), that is willing to help you learn to drive if you just ask. Maybe there is even some adult education program that teaches that?
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NightMareBunny posted...

well when i was watching TMNT and heard that the walking dead was mentioned on nickelodeon that kinda started it...

also when gotham got nominated for best family show...(a family show where two elderly people got shot in the face in one episode....for kids!)

Tell me what families don't watch Gotham together.
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I just need stuff to not be screwing up because people going to the hospital and the A/C Exploding and breaking down does not fill me with confidence that things are looking up for me

every time things are calm something stupid happens to someone we know and something breaks down...and the cycle continues
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You're still missing the point... who the fuck cares about the KCAs? Also I'm pretty sure I saw you either make or participate in a topic at the time on one of the Cartoons or TV boards following the KCA. It's obvious you're trying too hard to pretend like you aren't interested in them, but you actually are. And if you don't like people seeing your posts on other boards, then don't make your post history public. Though it wouldn't help you much now because all the PotD regulars know you post on the cartoons board.

Chewster posted...

You're still missing the point... who the fuck cares about the KCAs? Also I'm pretty sure I saw you either make or participate in a topic at the time on one of the Cartoons or TV boards following the KCA. It's obvious you're trying too hard to pretend like you aren't interested in them, but you actually are. And if you don't like people seeing your posts on other boards, then don't make your post history public. Though it wouldn't help you much now because all the PotD regulars know you post on the cartoons board.

the potd regulars are dicks anyways....duckbear is a menace to New Jersey
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If we're all dicks why do you continue to post here? Obviously you've found other boards on the site that you like posting at, and ones that seem to cater more to your interests. Though I've seen people make fun of you on those boards too. It's almost like maybe you are part of the problem. Also:

NightMareBunny posted...

duckbear is a menace to New Jersey

What the fuck does this mean

it means he's a menace to where he comes from and this site
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Now I'm starting to feel like a dick, oops. But it's hard to have patience with you. So I'll just say again... figure out some way to drive, get a job, maybe buy a bicycle. I'm sure you can do it somehow. Or if you don't want to listen to anyone's advice and wallow in self-pity, that's cool too. I got nothing else to say.

NightMareBunny posted...

it's impossible to even learn how to drive when nobody wants to teach me

It's not impossible at all. Take a driving class. Take an Uber or taxi to ride a bicycle to get to the class. Pass the class and get your license.

This isn't rocket science.

NightMareBunny posted...

i think it's hypocritical for this site to chastise me for playing "video games and watching cartoons like your a little child" when a good chunk of this website is taking time out of their lives just to troll

The difference is that our lives aren't solely revolving around video games. Your life is. We all have normal lives with jobs and school and stuff. You don't. We only play games and watch TV after our adult responsibilities are completed for the day. You spend all day playing games and watching TV because you don't have any actual adult responsibilities.

And quit saying that nobody can understand how difficult your life is. Boo fucking hoo. Lots of people have difficult lives and lots of people have much more difficult lives than you do. At least you weren't an orphan growing up in an orphanage as a young kid. At least you weren't physically abused or sexually molested when you were a child.

So fucking quit it with the sob stories and throwing yourself a pity party. Your life isn't as bad as some people's lives. You have no excuse not to go out and get a job and make something worthwhile with your life. People with more difficult lives than yours manage to do it. You just don't want to do it because you're a lazy fucking bum who wants to throw himself a pity party instead of actually trying to improve his life.

NightMareBunny posted...

I just need stuff to not be screwing up because people going to the hospital and the A/C Exploding and breaking down does not fill me with confidence that things are looking up for me

every time things are calm something stupid happens to someone we know and something breaks down...and the cycle continues

Ok. I am a full time caretaker for an 85 year old great grandmother with dementia. I don't get much help from the family unless I have to take her to the hospital. It isn't easy. I've done this for 5 years.

2 years ago my daughter became physically disabled from an AVM rupture in her brain. She is still recovering but still has problems with vision and balance. But, she survived when we were told she wouldn't and no mental defects. I no longer work because this is what I do.

Shit gets rough. I know but I keep trying and carving out a life for myself no matter what.
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