Poll of the Day > So apparently Lando is pansexual in the new movie

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Andromicus
05/18/18 12:51:35 PM
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Apparently hell dick anything with a compatible port
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Smarkil
05/18/18 1:12:58 PM
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isnt that just bi or
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shadowsword87
05/18/18 1:15:52 PM
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Smarkil posted...
isnt that just bi or


They're super bi.
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Andromicus
05/18/18 1:17:54 PM
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Smarkil posted...
isnt that just bi or

But droids too
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MrMelodramatic
05/18/18 1:18:06 PM
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He was pansexual in the old movie too
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FourthDimension
05/18/18 1:42:39 PM
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Andromicus posted...
Smarkil posted...
isnt that just bi or

But droids too

And pans
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papercup
05/18/18 1:50:28 PM
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what are the sexes that aren't male or female
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GreenKnight127
05/18/18 2:04:49 PM
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This is important, because if he was just a normal heterosexual male, even though he's black....it's not "edgy" enough. They gotta give him some other quirk so SJWs don't lose their minds.

Just being heterosexual these days makes you an oppressor.
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Andromicus
05/18/18 2:07:11 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
This is important, because if he was just a normal heterosexual male, even though he's black....it's not "edgy" enough. They gotta give him some other quirk so SJWs don't lose their minds.

Just being heterosexual these days makes you an oppressor.

Yeah it's hard to find a movie these days with a heterosexual protagonist
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green dragon
05/18/18 2:09:37 PM
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Andromicus posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
This is important, because if he was just a normal heterosexual male, even though he's black....it's not "edgy" enough. They gotta give him some other quirk so SJWs don't lose their minds.

Just being heterosexual these days makes you an oppressor.

Yeah it's hard to find a movie these days with a heterosexual protagonist


The main character from the movie in question is a breeder
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Zikten
05/18/18 2:27:36 PM
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Andromicus posted...
Smarkil posted...
isnt that just bi or

But droids too

and aliens I assume. in the expanded universe, lots of guys had a fetish for Twilek women. they are built like strippers (and often are strippers) and you can't get the pregnant. in the Old Republic mmo, there is at least one human man and female Twilek married couple.
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JOExHIGASHI
05/18/18 2:41:05 PM
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Andromicus posted...
Apparently hell dick anything with a compatible port

That just enforces the stereotype that men are always horny
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Firewood18
05/18/18 2:49:19 PM
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What, is there going to be a scene where he bangs a Wookie?
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Andromicus
05/18/18 2:50:00 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
What, is there going to be a scene where he bangs a Wookie?

And more importantly do they have red dicks like dogs
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knivesX2004
05/18/18 3:01:50 PM
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papercup posted...
what are the sexes that aren't male or female

There's billions of aliens. Lando will fuck Every. Single. One.
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GanglyKhan
05/18/18 3:07:45 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
Andromicus posted...
Apparently hell dick anything with a compatible port

That just enforces the stereotype that men are always horny

Is it really a stereotype if it's true?
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TES_Nut
05/18/18 3:07:51 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
He was pansexual in the old movie too

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Krazy_Kirby
05/18/18 3:07:57 PM
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knivesX2004 posted...
papercup posted...
what are the sexes that aren't male or female

There's billions of aliens. Lando will fuck Every. Single. One.


hutts?
jawas?
ewoks?
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GreenKnight127
05/19/18 1:13:21 AM
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Andromicus posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
This is important, because if he was just a normal heterosexual male, even though he's black....it's not "edgy" enough. They gotta give him some other quirk so SJWs don't lose their minds.

Just being heterosexual these days makes you an oppressor.

Yeah it's hard to find a movie these days with a heterosexual protagonist


If I was a pansexual, and I was upset that more movies didn't contain pansexual character, I would probably need to see a therapist.
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Yellow
05/19/18 1:59:50 AM
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If he actually states that he is pansexual in the movie, then that would be hilarious.

Most likely one of the writers just said he was and that gets clicks on news articles these days. You think Lando would know what a pansexual is? I don't know what a pansexual is, and I live on Earth.
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LeetCheet
05/19/18 2:06:37 AM
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Is knowing a character's sexual orientation really that important to know? Unless it's essential to the plot which I doubt will be the case because It's a fucking Star Wars movie.
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Mead
05/19/18 2:34:39 AM
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We already have C-3PO
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blorfenburger
05/19/18 4:21:16 AM
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I cant have DIFFERENT people in my star wars. We're already up there with those darned ethnics.
Can you believe they let a piece of cheese be a main character in the new trilogy? Im traditional. If you know what I'm sayin, boy.
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ClarkDuke
05/19/18 5:13:56 AM
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If I lived in the Star Wars universe, you better believe I'd fuck everything, ok?
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Grendel
05/19/18 5:15:51 AM
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Is pansexual the correct term for someone who fucks aliens? I feel like xenosexual is more appropriate, or perhaps a panxenosexual.
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ClarkDuke
05/19/18 5:19:45 AM
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Grendel
05/19/18 5:25:19 AM
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pansexuality only seems to cover sex and gender identity though, not species. Hell bestiality comes closer to describing man on alien than pansexuality.
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darkknight109
05/19/18 5:37:51 AM
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So far I haven't seen any proof of this beyond hyper-obsessive bigots and/or trolls on 4chan latching onto a single throwaway line from the trailer where a droid sarcastically accuses Lando of flirting with Han.
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Krazy_Kirby
05/19/18 10:43:30 AM
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so what kind of bread does he prefer?
white?
rye?
sourdough?

or is it cooking pans he likes?
hope they have a teflon coating
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GanglyKhan
05/19/18 10:46:09 AM
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Grendel posted...
pansexuality only seems to cover sex and gender identity though, not species. Hell bestiality comes closer to describing man on alien than pansexuality.

Just call it omnisexual.

Oh fuck, I just created a terrible awful thing.
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