Poll of the Day > Yesterday, my wife let me sleep in until noon. Today, I was out of bed at 8am.

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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 9:41:31 AM
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Time to drive all over Philly.

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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 11:09:51 AM
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Limerick, PA is a weird name for a town.
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Smarkil
05/18/18 11:19:58 AM
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Is she gonna pick up some tendies for you tonight or do you not have enough good boy points?
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Muffinz0rz
05/18/18 11:20:51 AM
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Being single rocks. I sleep until noon every weekend and do fuck-all with myself when I'm actually up.

Too many negatives to being in a serious relationship when the only positive is getting laid consistently.
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argonautweakend
05/18/18 11:21:45 AM
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i know nothing about the far east of the state

pgh 4 lyfe
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FatalAccident
05/18/18 11:21:52 AM
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Yo did you go to Mexico? Pics?
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Dakooder
05/18/18 11:22:05 AM
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How do you pronounce Tooele?
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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 11:54:26 AM
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argonautweakend posted...
i know nothing about the far east of the state

pgh 4 lyfe


Lol.
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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 11:55:24 AM
#9:


FatalAccident posted...
Yo did you go to Mexico? Pics?


I did. I'll get one from my wife later using my good boy points when I'm eating my tendies and ketchup.
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Jen0125
05/18/18 11:55:25 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Too many negatives to being in a serious relationship when the only positive is getting laid consistently


Lol naive
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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 12:02:45 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Being single rocks. I sleep until noon every weekend and do fuck-all with myself when I'm actually up.

Too many negatives to being in a serious relationship when the only positive is getting laid consistently.


No negatives here. You must be doing it wrong.
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Muffinz0rz
05/18/18 12:13:06 PM
#12:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Being single rocks. I sleep until noon every weekend and do fuck-all with myself when I'm actually up.

Too many negatives to being in a serious relationship when the only positive is getting laid consistently.


No negatives here. You must be doing it wrong.

Topic title says "my wife let me sleep in until noon."

The implication being, the norm is that TC is awake earlier than normal as a direct result of having a wife.

Jen0125 posted...
Lol naive

Where am I wrong? I'm sure one of the positives is "having someone to share your emotions with" or some shit like that, but I have a great core group of friends who I could tell anything to.
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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 12:42:07 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
The implication being, the norm is that TC is awake earlier than normal as a direct result of having a wife.


Well, not as a direct result, on days I don't work I wake around 10. Yesterday, she took care of all the animals by herself so I could sleep 2 more hours. She's great.
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Muffinz0rz
05/18/18 12:47:44 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
The implication being, the norm is that TC is awake earlier than normal as a direct result of having a wife.


Well, not as a direct result, on days I don't work I wake around 10. Yesterday, she took care of all the animals by herself so I could sleep 2 more hours. She's great.

Or if you had animals yourself then they'd be more adapted to your sleep cycle, so they wouldn't need to be taken care of until your normal wakeup time of noon (or whenever).

She solved a problem that wouldn't exist in the first place for single people.
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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 1:07:08 PM
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Ugh. I forgot. No more responding to obtuse posters.
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Muffinz0rz
05/18/18 1:46:25 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Ugh. I forgot. No more responding to obtuse posters.

The denial is real

*plugs ears, lallalalala*
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Jen0125
05/18/18 2:53:20 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Where am I wrong? I'm sure one of the positives is "having someone to share your emotions with" or some shit like that, but I have a great core group of friends who I could tell anything to.


There are tons of sexless relationships in the world
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GanglyKhan
05/18/18 2:54:43 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Being single rocks. I sleep until noon every weekend and do fuck-all with myself when I'm actually up.

Too many negatives to being in a serious relationship when the only positive is getting laid consistently.

This doesn't scream trust issues and low self-confidence/esteem.
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Muffinz0rz
05/18/18 3:22:45 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Where am I wrong? I'm sure one of the positives is "having someone to share your emotions with" or some shit like that, but I have a great core group of friends who I could tell anything to.


There are tons of sexless relationships in the world

That sounds miserable

GanglyKhan posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Being single rocks. I sleep until noon every weekend and do fuck-all with myself when I'm actually up.

Too many negatives to being in a serious relationship when the only positive is getting laid consistently.

This doesn't scream trust issues and low self-confidence/esteem.

Lol I got self-esteem/confidence coming out my ass, bruv.

As for trust, I've (AFAIK) never been cheated on, so I got no reason to be wary of anyone. I'm not the jealous type, my exes have had plenty of excursions with their male friends and I couldn't care less about it. She goes out and has her fun, I stay in and have my fun.
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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 3:39:49 PM
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Damn, that's some defensive posting.
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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 3:42:10 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Is she gonna pick up some tendies for you tonight or do you not have enough good boy points?


I had a chili cheese burger, french fries and pint of Flying Monkey Smashbomb Atomic IPA.

I told her to save them tendies for after sexy time.
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Muffinz0rz
05/18/18 3:44:47 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Damn, that's some defensive posting.

TIL: Literally responding to a post = being defensive

Oh wait he's claiming I'm being defensive because he doesn't actually have a real response and is too triggered so he goes for the slam dunk ad hominem post

makes sense
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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 3:51:04 PM
#23:


Muffinz0rz chess move...


Black 0-0-0
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Muffinz0rz
05/18/18 3:52:13 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Muffinz0rz chess move...


Black 0-0-0

SunWuKung420 posted...
Damn, that's some defensive posting.

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BlazeAndBlade
05/18/18 3:55:31 PM
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she sounds like a pretty cool wife.
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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 3:58:48 PM
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BlazeAndBlade posted...
she sounds like a pretty cool wife.


She is.
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Cacciato
05/18/18 4:00:34 PM
#27:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Damn, that's some defensive posting.

Youd recognize it.
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DiduXD
05/18/18 4:05:34 PM
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Muffinz0rz
05/18/18 4:09:12 PM
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DiduXD posted...
https://imgur.com/L00aD7R

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lol bye
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Mead
05/18/18 5:55:47 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Is she gonna pick up some tendies for you tonight or do you not have enough good boy points?

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SunWuKung420
05/18/18 6:01:47 PM
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Mead posted...
Smarkil posted...
Is she gonna pick up some tendies for you tonight or do you not have enough good boy points?


SunWuKung420 posted...
Smarkil posted...
Is she gonna pick up some tendies for you tonight or do you not have enough good boy points?


I had a chili cheese burger, french fries and pint of Flying Monkey Smashbomb Atomic IPA.

I told her to save them tendies for after sexy time.

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kangolcone
05/18/18 6:06:39 PM
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How old is MuffinOrz? I often see this thinking in like 22-26 year olds before their close knit group of friends breaks up because of jobs, moves, and relationships.
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Muffinz0rz
05/18/18 6:37:57 PM
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kangolcone posted...
How old is MuffinOrz? I often see this thinking in like 22-26 year olds before their close knit group of friends breaks up because of jobs, moves, and relationships.

25

We're already past that point; we were all a close group in high school. Now we're all over; I moved, one's still home, two are in washington DC, one is in california, and one's in fucking Taiwan. But I could hit up any of them with any sort of real problem and they'd listen in a heartbeat
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