Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 442: Gettin' That Jeddah Cheddah

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What are the lyrics to Shinsuke's theme in english? and the real ones not the nut shot ones
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ScareChan posted...

What are the lyrics to Shinsuke's theme in english? and the real ones not the nut shot ones

"They dont want none, no they dont want none. They running scared cus they dont really want none"
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The chorus is something like

You cant comprehend how great I am
*repeat a lot*
You cant comprehend that I am NUMBER ONE!
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Eddv posted...

ScareChan posted...

What are the lyrics to Shinsuke's theme in english? and the real ones not the nut shot ones

"They dont want none, no they dont want none. They running scared cus they dont really want none"

this would be amazing
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ScareChan posted...

And we said that the GRR would be the most decorate event, Was it though? I dont recall many high level champions beyond Ortons world titles and Jerichos IC title counts

Angle

And then youve got lesser former Champs in Bryan, Ziggler, Henry, Roode, Rhyno, Lashley, Khali, and Owens
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Db6RrV7WAAALLSY?format=jpg&name=large

Good guy Graves
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Jakyl25 posted...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Db6RrV7WAAALLSY?format=jpg&name=large

Good guy Graves

I love him so much

Great guy, great announcer, smart, cares about his job.
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Pretty sure this confirms that Graves and everyone else doesn't buy into the BS that they were spewing about Saudi Arabia. I just remember it being striking that Graves was the first one talking about how progressive they're being.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Pretty sure this confirms that Graves and everyone else doesn't buy into the BS that they were spewing about Saudi Arabia. I just remember it being striking that Graves was the first one talking about how progressive they're being.

Fuck Vince....
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Pretty sure this confirms that Graves and everyone else doesn't buy into the BS that they were spewing about Saudi Arabia. I just remember it being striking that Graves was the first one talking about how progressive they're being.

Yeah, their overblown praise is when it really struck me that this is propaganda first, a wrestling show second

Not entirely unlike Tribute to the Troops, but at least that has the premise of being for the actual rank and file, not just blowing smoke up the governments butt.
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They should make a Nakamura shirt with just his face and then the mouthpiece says NO SPEAK on top and ENGLISH on the bottom
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Supposed successor to Dave Meltzer just asking questions as to why NJPW doesn't have a women's division.

If we blast WWE for the not having women's wrestling in saudi arabia, isn't it hypocritical to give NJPW a pass for not even having women wrestlers?
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voltch posted...

Supposed successor to Dave Meltzer just asking questions as to why NJPW doesn't have a women's division.

If we blast WWE for the not having women's wrestling in saudi arabia, isn't it hypocritical to give NJPW a pass for not even having women wrestlers?

I hate Dave and think NJPW is crazy overrated... so while I'd love to attcknthem.
No.

If this was 1999 and WWE doesn't have women's wrestlers in KSA I wouldn't give a fuck. You know going in WWF just sees them as things to masturbate to, and they have no value as humans.

This current WWE howver has spent FOUR FUCKING YEARS talking about the women's revolution and how they are just as important as the men, and how they are so progressive and everything else. And when the rubber met the road they said fuck it. Hypocrites

Fucj Vince!!!!
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https://twitter.com/MegaRan/status/990345784343216129

This alone makes me want to buy 2k18
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voltch posted...

Supposed successor to Dave Meltzer just asking questions as to why NJPW doesn't have a women's division.

If we blast WWE for the not having women's wrestling in saudi arabia, isn't it hypocritical to give NJPW a pass for not even having women wrestlers?

Don't they not have women's wrestling in NJPW because Japan is different and has actual federations that exclusively have only women wrestling?

That seems fair to me. It's not like they're separated out of bigotry.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

voltch posted...

Supposed successor to Dave Meltzer just asking questions as to why NJPW doesn't have a women's division.

If we blast WWE for the not having women's wrestling in saudi arabia, isn't it hypocritical to give NJPW a pass for not even having women wrestlers?

Don't they not have women's wrestling in NJPW because Japan is different and has actual federations that exclusively have only women wrestling?

That seems fair to me. It's not like they're separated out of bigotry.

Yes, this is correct.
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okay time to catch up on this GRR thing I have avoided major spoilers

*frontpage of the network is Braun holding up the green belt*
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So Corey changed his Twitter name to his real name and said he's "not built for the public eye".

Might be trolling (don't know why since I don't think a lot of people were saying he'd get fired) but I hope he ends up okay. He's basically the only tolerable part about commentary anymore.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

So Corey changed his Twitter name to his real name and said he's "not built for the public eye".

Might be trolling (don't know why since I don't think a lot of people were saying he'd get fired) but I hope he ends up okay. He's basically the only tolerable part about commentary anymore.

Maybe if the handle wasn't still @WWEGraves and saying "Corey Graves" in the banner I'd believe it.
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Like at this point, Kevin Owens becoming Kevin Steen and Rusev dropping all mentions of WWE on his twitter was more believable.
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Ive noticed some of the women changing their Twitter names to their real names too

Odd phenomenon
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Jakyl25 posted...

Ive noticed some of the women changing their Twitter names to their real names too

Odd phenomenon

I know Becky Lynch has been Rebecca Quin for a long time now.
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Nia Jax is now Lina Fanene
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Jakyl25 posted...

Ive noticed some of the women changing their Twitter names to their real names too

Odd phenomenon

Starting to wonder if this isn't 4D-chess work.

Get the money from the Saudis, let the elite performers hobnob with the shieks or whatever, while the little people all launch some really tame milquetoast "protest" to earn progressive appeal and look like they're tackling an important social issue

All planned from the start?
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Also Carmella changed her name to Smackdown Womens Champion which is amazingly enough her shoot name too
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Jakyl25 posted...

Also Carmella changed her name to Smackdown Womens Champion which is amazingly enough her shoot name too

So both her AND the backstage rat are fucking marks then...

One calls herself women's Champion on her SOcial, the other has fucking rings made of her fuckin fake belts...

This makes Lee's markish tattoo look downright healthy by comparison.
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"calling herself womens champ"

"makes a tattoo look healthy by comparison"

ha
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GTM posted...

"calling herself womens champ"

"makes a tattoo look healthy by comparison"

ha

I could imagine the Rock getting a tattoo of the date of SvS 1998.

I CAN NOT in a million years imagine in 2013 him changing his Facebook to

"DWAYNE Johnson, WWE Champion.

One is at least 100 times more marky.
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"Temporary thing is clearly crazy, permanent thing is reasonable."

OK
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TheRock1525 posted...

"Temporary thing is clearly crazy, permanent thing is reasonable."

OK

One is the day the company had enough trust in you to put the belt on you after working your whole life for it (or ironically, being related to the Rock), since it's, you know.... fake.

The other is claiming to be a legit Champion of something on your social media, which again.... is fake.

Same with the rings.
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besides the women, how many males besides corey graves have done it?
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Open question:

Which Vince big man project do you see more potential in: Cass or Corbin?
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It was Corbin but I feel like Cass has been really good since he came back, so Cass

He's 7 foot tall Edge
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If age is a factor, Cass is 30 and Corbin is 33
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(Also thats an unfortunate hairline for 33)
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I see Corbin having more potential as a wrestler, but I feel like Cass has more potential to be pushed harder.
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Just beat Okada on Yakuza 6.

Took me a while to remember, but other than the NJPW crew and Saki Akai, these games had another wrestler way way way back in the first game that @Tom_Bombadil knows.

PS2 Yuzuki Aikawa does not look good though.
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o_O
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So the next thing over there is the greatest survivor series
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....Ew
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I can't wait for greatest elimination chamber.
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So, let's do this.

Greatest Survivor Series:

10 teams vs 10 teams

Greatest MitB: Contract for one chance each at both belts.
Greatest HiaC: Cell will be 75 feet high.
Greatest EC: 12 competitors.
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greatest KotR

32-man bracket, one night, get hype
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I'm just looking forward to the Greatest WrestleMania.
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Tom Bombadil posted...

greatest KotR

32-man bracket, one night, get hype

I'm actually completely down with this one. Lol
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Actually, let's go a all the way with this.

I hope Braun keeps winning every one of them and Am Drag is always the Iron Man.

Just go fucking nuts with this shit.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

I'm just looking forward to the Greatest WrestleMania.

I don't know if they can do this one, at least with that name. Regardless of the card, every Wrestlemania is the greatest and best one ever!
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Make the Royal Rumble greatest again
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I didn't actually watch the card and I'm too lazy to google so I'll just ask here:

For winning does BRAUN actually get a real title shot out of it or just the mean-nothing belt?
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According to the dirtsheets, Braun seems to be the likely person to beat Brock for the belt at Money in the Bank. Is that after Punk's record is broken?

I would hope that I don't have to say this but I will anyway. Dirtsheets aren't confirmed fact, so it's all speculation at this point.

I think Braun kind of has to be the guy to beat Brock at this point. Roman seems like damaged goods right now (especially if he hopefully loses to Joe at Backlash), so Braun is the only believable person left on Raw that's over enough to matter. Lashley doesn't seem to be getting a big response and has been an afterthought when paired with Braun.
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