Board 8 > Conservative politics topic 5: No war on Syria!

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Feh, Typical Board 8, everything breaks down to sex eventually.
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TheRock1525 posted...

Yeah, usually, when we have sex, we don't beat up our women... You call it "generic," I call it "civilised."

A) it's not only women that are into it. Men also like being slapped, bitten, etc.
B) it's not beating up anyone. It's consensual and it's not done to agree where any permanent physical harm happens.

Vlado posted...

Unlike you, I've had sex

I've probably had more unique sexual partners than anyone on this board, and have had relations with men, women, and pre-op transgender women.

But sure, never had sex.

This reminds me, i recently came across a porno where the woman was slapping herself in the face. Weird shit.
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Man, I should post some of the skype shows some of my camgirl friends gets asked to do but I'm pretty sure they'd violate the TOS.

Most of them end up on the board 8 discord.
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^ I wouldn't risk it.
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I would say it is kinda telling that you responded to a "you never have had sex" claim with wanting to show someone paid webcam shows from the internet. Lol...
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TheRock1525 posted...

I've probably had more unique sexual partners than anyone on this board, and have had relations with men, women, and pre-op transgender women.

Compensating for lack of quality with quantity never brought anyone any good.

TheRock1525 posted...

Russian Experience!

I'm not Russian.

Hardcore_Adult posted...

Feh, Typical Board 8, everything breaks down to sex eventually.

People who are insecure about their sexual lives tend to bring them up and try to brag, yes. In this case, they only envoke sadness.
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Not bragging about anything, really. If I was bragging, I'd be all like "bitches falling over themselves to hop on this dick" or some stupid shit.

I've just been fairly open minded to sexual experiences my adult life.
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I mean, seeing as how vlado brought it up first, I'd be willing to wager that he's the one trying to brag here, and this is just another case of vlado v vlado.
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Vlado posted...

Compensating for lack of quality with quantity never brought anyone any good.

apply this standard to your posts please
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https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/05/pakistan-passes-landmark-transgender-rights-law-180509095207950.html

Damn globalism getting to Pakistan.
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Although if I wanted to brag, I could say I had sex with a porn star and it cost me significantly less money than Trump.
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In EU-Wide Poll, Majority Think Migrant Integration Unsuccessful, Figure Rises to 73 Per Cent in Sweden

People in all 28 member states were asked: Generally speaking, how successful or not is the integration of most immigrants living in [your country].

Overall, across the open borders bloc, 55 per cent of people said integration it is going badly and 39 per cent said it had been a success, according to the survey commissioned by the European Unions (EU) unelected executive branch.

In Sweden, the picture was bleak, with just 24 per cent of respondents saying they thought integration was going well, and a shocking 73 per cent saying it has gone badly.

In Germany, only 31 per cent of people think integration has gone well, with 63 per cent thinking it is unsuccessful. In France, it was a similar situation with 64 per cent of people thinking it has been unsuccessful and 27 per cent saying otherwise.

In Italy, the situation was worse than Germany, but better than Sweden, with 63 saying integration was going bad and just 27 agreeing it was going well.

https://archive.fo/wATKu
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100% of users named ImTheMacheteGuy think that it would be a success if vlado immigrated to North Korea, while 0% think it would not be a success.
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Vlado are you really gonna start hiding your links to Breitbart like that because lmao if so
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/09/mormons-to-end-long-association-with-boy-scouts-america.html

Mormons will make their own Boy Scout organisation after the original one decided to self-destruct. Major, likely fatal blow to whatever the former Boy Scout organisation is called now.
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Vlado posted...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/09/mormons-to-end-long-association-with-boy-scouts-america.html

Mormons will make their own Boy Scout organisation after the original one decided to self-destruct. Major, likely fatal blow to whatever the former Boy Scout organisation is called now.

Did you know that they believe jesus was white and was born in America in like the 1600s?
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Yeah, but they hate women and gender equality, so theyre right up Vlados alley.
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Espeon posted...

Yeah, but they hate women and gender equality, so they?re right up Vlado?s alley.

But in some mormon communities, they quasi arranged marriages where the woman is actually the one who gets to choose her husband.
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I don't support polygamy, so obviously I'm not very compatible with Mormons. In any case, this isn't about their religion. This is about the real-life consequences of deciding to be a raging anti-human.
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Hiding his Breitbart links is great because it's a sign of Vlado giving up.
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Vlado posted...

In any case, this isn't about their religion. This is about the real-life consequences of deciding to be a raging anti-human.

So you think boy scouts are more anti-human than mormons? Would you like to explain how you've arrived at this conclusion? If you need to link to breitfart, feel free to just do so. You don't need to hide it.
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Allowing girls into boy-scouts is being anti-human? They're literally including more humans, that's the opposite of anti-human!
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There's boy scouts, and there's girl scouts. That worked well. Boys and girls are NOT the same, and the only vilest, anti-human people try to claim otherwise.

Meanwhile, paper suggesting US will seek regime change in Iran surfaced. NSC confirmed it's real, but said it wouldn't necessarily get adopted.
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/white-house-examining-plan-spark-regime-change-iran/
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Vlado posted...

That worked well.

Apparently not??
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Vlado posted...

Meanwhile, paper suggesting US will seek regime change in Iran surfaced. NSC confirmed it's real, but said it wouldn't necessarily get adopted.
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/white-house-examining-plan-spark-regime-change-iran/

You see Trumps new National Security Advisor right? John Bolton fucking loves regime change.
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LapisLazuli posted...

Hiding his Breitbart links is great because it's a sign of Vlado giving up.

"Wah Breitbart, scaryyyyyy" is EXACTLY why I posted the archive link. (Made you click, btw.) As usual, Breitbart merely reported the truth. Here's a link to the data on a EU site: http://ec.europa.eu/commfrontoffice/publicopinion/index.cfm/survey/getsurveydetail/instruments/special/surveyky/2169

Kenri posted...

Vlado posted...

That worked well.

Apparently not??

? It worked well. Now that idiots decided to change what worked, Mormons are telling them to fuck off, and thus causing the collapse of a once good organisation.

ChaosTonyV4 posted...

Vlado posted...

Meanwhile, paper suggesting US will seek regime change in Iran surfaced. NSC confirmed it's real, but said it wouldn't necessarily get adopted.
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/white-house-examining-plan-spark-regime-change-iran/

You see Trumps new National Security Advisor right? John Bolton fucking loves regime change.

Yes. That's worrying. It's important that Iran remains independent. I mean, they can certainly TRY to install a US puppet. They will fail because the US' glory days are long over. But it'll cause A LOT of turmoil, like in Syria.
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Gradually, it's coming to light that FBI had been turned into a political police for the globalists during the Obama regime.

WSJ: The FBI Hid A Mole In The Trump Campaign

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-05-10/wsj-fbi-hid-mole-trump-campaign
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Vlado posted...

? It worked well. Now that idiots decided to change what worked, Mormons are telling them to fuck off, and thus causing the collapse of a once good organisation.

Why do you think they decided to change?
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Vlado posted...

There's boy scouts, and there's girl scouts. That worked well.

Not really, as boy scouts numbers have been dwindling enough that they were already accepting female scouts into their ranks, and now all they did was make it official.

Believe it or not, women sometimes want to learn skills other than sewing and selling cookies.
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Kenri posted...

Vlado posted...

? It worked well. Now that idiots decided to change what worked, Mormons are telling them to fuck off, and thus causing the collapse of a once good organisation.

Why do you think they decided to change?

The real answer? Globalism.
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Legit laughed out loud
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That's because you don't understand the connections between seemingly unrelated events. The whole assault on European culture, which this is but a small part of, is directed by globalists.
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Boy scouts are European culture?

Also, why do you think a girl would want to join boy scouts?
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Webelos are now Webelogs

Well Be Loyal Globalists
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Define European culture.
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I was in cub scouts.

Our leader was a woman.

I won the pinewood derby.
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I got DQed from the Pinewood Derby because my dad taped a penny to the bottom of the car.

My dad is normally a pretty upright guy. In hindsight its kind of hilarious and touching that he would cheat for me to win a meaningless Pinewood Derby
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Jakyl25 posted...

I got DQed from the Pinewood Derby because my dad taped a penny to the bottom of the car.

My dad is normally a pretty upright guy. In hindsight its kind of hilarious and touching that he would cheat for me to win a meaningless Pinewood Derby

We had to tape a nickel to the bottom of mine because it was too light.

I didn't realize that was illegal. They even looked at the bottom of it!
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Jakyl25 posted...

I got DQed from the Pinewood Derby because my dad taped a penny to the bottom of the car.

My dad is normally a pretty upright guy. In hindsight it?s kind of hilarious and touching that he would cheat for me to win a meaningless Pinewood Derby

I got DQ'd because my dad dressed up as princess Leia and stole some device that made my car go into outer space and then the space police got involved because a criminal named Babyfark McGeeezax showed up and tried to hide space cash on Earth but I stabbed him in the neck and we divided the space cash up among various countries until Finland started being a debby downer and we had to nuke them. I don't remember if Iran was one of the countries that got space cash so maybe that has something to do with this whole trump being asshole to them thing...
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There's actually a home video of me after winning where I said some nonsense that everyone repeated back to me. It was something like "First I started wishing. Then I started to believe: things can happen."
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TheRock1525 posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

I got DQed from the Pinewood Derby because my dad taped a penny to the bottom of the car.

My dad is normally a pretty upright guy. In hindsight its kind of hilarious and touching that he would cheat for me to win a meaningless Pinewood Derby

We had to tape a nickel to the bottom of mine because it was too light.

I didn't realize that was illegal. They even looked at the bottom of it!

Maybe some districts are more lax on Performance Enhancing Currency
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Jakyl25 posted...

Webelos are now Webelogs

We?ll Be Loyal Globalists

More like weeb-elos am I right lmfao

(I actually don't know what that is >_>)
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Fun fact: a lead sinker was put in as the driver.

Funner fact: the driver was supposed to be Deion Sanders, complete with do-rag.

Racist fact: for some reason, though, he was white.
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

Webelos are now Webelogs

We?ll Be Loyal Globalists

More like weeb-elos am I right lmfao

(I actually don't know what that is >_>)

I dont know if it still exists, but when I was in Scouts, it was the bridge between Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts

Its based on the phrase Well Be Loyal Scouts.

Webelos

This is also when I realized I didnt actually want to be a Scout.
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Jakyl25 posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

Webelos are now Webelogs

We?ll Be Loyal Globalists

More like weeb-elos am I right lmfao

(I actually don't know what that is >_>)

I don?t know if it still exists, but when I was in Scouts, it was the bridge between Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts

It?s based on the phrase We?ll Be Loyal Scouts.

Webelos

This is also when I realized I didn?t actually want to be a Scout.

Ah okay. I only knew about cub scouts and boy/girl scouts and some other scouts with animal names, but eagle is the only one I specifically remember.
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All those animal names are just a rank hierarchy within Cub/Boy Scouts
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Jakyl25 posted...

All those animal names are just a rank hierarchy within Cub/Boy Scouts

That makes sense.
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Anti-globalism is one thing. Asking for complete isolation is ridiculous.
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Vlado posted...

The real answer? Globalism.

So the Boy Scouts of America is run by globalists or it faced pressure from globalists or what? "But globalism!" doesn't actually explain anything.
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Kenri posted...

Vlado posted...

The real answer? Globalism.

So the Boy Scouts of America is run by globalists or it faced pressure from globalists or what? "But globalism!" doesn't actually explain anything.

George Soros
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