Poll of the Day > What's the secret to not making people cringe?

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Regularly wearing ascots helps, ok?
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Second guess yourself, always.
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No fedora, no asking people out on a date while they're working, and no saying "grab some tissues" when talking about a game you just played.
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Don't be insecure.

Maybe if you had something sit down with a shock collar and have them take you every time you say something "cringy".

It might just work
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No capes.

Trench coats are only for raining days.

Do not compare your life to mlp.

Shower.

Don't live with your parents, jobless without any direction. It's ok to live at home if you have a job and you're assisting them though.

Do not post on gamefaqs simply to troll. *looks at a handful of very specific posters*

Do not post the same tired, inaccurate insults.
*looks at a handful of very specific posters*

Do not pretend to be a woman on gamefaqs.
*looks at two specific posters*

Do not pretend to be a famous actor.

Do not pretend to having sex every night with women from tinder.

Do not post about mayo or how you're this boards favorite poster or how you sued another poster for copying your lame gimmick.

Truthfully, be more like me. I'm cringe-free since 1983.
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Someone is prolly gonna give Sunwu shit becuase its status quo but he's not wrong.
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EvilMegas posted...

Someone is prolly gonna give Sunwu shit becuase its status quo but he's not wrong.

I'll just quote myself to them when it happens in 3...2...
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Don't be a fat Dracula

Noop_Noop posted...

Don't be a fat Dracula

...1

Of course it's the cringiest cringelord this planet has ever seen.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Do not post the same tired, inaccurate insults.

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I bet Twilight Sparkle never had to deal with that kind of traffic...
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Have a proficient interlocutor.
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Always pretend like you're joking.

It gets rid of the cringe, and turns you into a funny guy

Win-win

EvilMegas posted...

Someone is prolly gonna give Sunwu shit becuase its status quo but he's not wrong.

Well, it's status quo sure but are you gonna pretend sunny doesn't regularly make people cringe?

Like for example when he tries to brag about not having a job and just mooching off of his wife. And then back pedaling and pretending he actually does do work once the whole board started shitting on him again.

Or how about the time he defended a pedophile

Or how about the time he came out as anti Vax?

Or how about pretty much any time he has posted pretty much anything ever because he is the cringeyest cringelord to ever cringe?

I'm not doubting thats ever happened but I never seen any of that so...yeah.
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Don't be a weeb
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EvilMegas posted...

I'm not doubting thats ever happened but I never seen any of that so...yeah.

I can't imagine schmen is actually a good private investigator in Colorado with the amount of misinformation and lies he chooses to post about me. The guy loves to twist anything he disagrees with into malicious untruthes.
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Don't be a dick.
Alright baby cakes take care
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Don't tell anybody about any weird interests or hobbies you have unless you know them fairly well, don't tell the guy or girl you trying to get with you like dressing up as an animal or that you like shows for little girls.
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EvilMegas posted...

I'm not doubting thats ever happened but I never seen any of that so...yeah.

all of those things happened

in fact there is a certain archive site where all of these things can still be seen. its public record, but he still tries to deny it
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I really don't care that much.
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Well yeah, if I caught myself trying to back up a pedophile apologist I would probably say the same.

Don't talk about anime or your anime girl body pillows. Don't say "m'lady" or wear a fedora.
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Be like me. Do not worship female posters and treat them like everyone else

I feel like some of these depend on the person you're talking to tbh.

Sarcasm. Sarcasm works for everything.
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Get better at reading people so you know what makes certain individuals cringe. However, keep in mind that there are a lot of idiots who cringe over nothing.
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Noop_Noop posted...

Well yeah, if I caught myself trying to back up a pedophile apologist I would probably say the same.

Jeez, let's bring it down a notch.
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never bring up videogames or anime ever, even if you really want to

SunWuKung420 posted...

No capes.

Trench coats are only for raining days.

Do not compare your life to mlp.

Shower.

Don't live with your parents, jobless without any direction. It's ok to live at home if you have a job and you're assisting them though.

Do not post on gamefaqs simply to troll. *looks at a handful of very specific posters*

Do not post the same tired, inaccurate insults.
*looks at a handful of very specific posters*

Do not pretend to be a woman on gamefaqs.
*looks at two specific posters*

Do not pretend to be a famous actor.

Do not pretend to having sex every night with women from tinder.

Do not post about mayo or how you're this boards favorite poster or how you sued another poster for copying your lame gimmick.

Truthfully, be more like me. I'm cringe-free since 1983.

So naming yourself from Journey to the West is not cringeable? Just asking.
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dancer62 posted...

So naming yourself from Journey to the West is not cringeable? Just asking.

It's just an online handle. I don't go around asking people to call that in real life.
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There are other actors here?
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SunWuKung420 posted...

dancer62 posted...

So naming yourself from Journey to the West is not cringeable? Just asking.

It's just an online handle. I don't go around asking people to call that in real life.

handle
hand()l/

noun

1.
the part by which a thing is held, carried, or controlled.
"a holdall with two carrying handles"
synonyms:haft, shank, stock, shaft, grip, handgrip, hilt, helve, butt; knob
"the handle of the knife"

2.
informal
a name or nickname

"It's not my name, it's my informal name!"
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@Kyuubi4269

Ok Kurama. Ease your hatred and let Naruto borrow some more of your power.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

@Kyuubi4269

Ok Kurama. Ease your hatred and let Naruto borrow some more of your power.

This is perfect.

Not only do you not challenge the assertion that you did indeed name yourself after media stuff, you also imply that doing such a thing is cringey to you.

You cringe yourself lol
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