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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 6:46:25 PM
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Submit your confessions and I may post them here.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScvUR6oYFGuTiG0oaGWUe2gKXq__C78R-DhuuFa7ess44smFw/viewform
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Leanaunfurled
04/16/18 6:52:18 PM
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DragonGirlYuki
04/16/18 6:53:54 PM
#4:


Expect the topic creator in the warned/ suspended general soon.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 6:58:35 PM
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I love Eevee-Trainer and want her selfie
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I gave CE AIDS.
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Electricbugs is a [redacted] who inherited some money and is buying a car to claim he's rich
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2D guys are so much better than 3D ones.
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Step into the spotlight. Woo
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I was the one who trolled the Switch board with many alts. (not Hoth btw)
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DragonGirlYuki
04/16/18 6:59:46 PM
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Geez most of them are Hoth's lol.
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Zack_Attackv1
04/16/18 7:00:33 PM
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electricbugs2
04/16/18 7:05:53 PM
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lmao 2 weeks to go Hoth.

Better get lots of alts ready for that performance.
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PoopPotato
04/16/18 7:06:34 PM
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I microwave bags if dish soap and have sex with them.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 7:07:50 PM
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I actively seek out anti trans topics because they make me sad
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I'm a gay furry
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I have a secret Mod account.
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Aeriis is my sister.
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joestarrr
04/16/18 7:09:38 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
tag

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Eevee-Trainer
04/16/18 7:09:56 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
tag

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Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/V7hzcXd
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 7:14:49 PM
#14:


I want to sleep with SableWolfAngel
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Hey Day is 5-10. You are all invited!!!
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You didn't post my confession

Try rephrasing it.
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Want to post a selfie on CE but fear the potential employer repercussions that could follow ;.;
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If this was the Middle Ages, Id have the heads of my stalkers on a pike for the slander theyve caused me. I, Hey, am not an alt.
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Additionally, my secret main is alive and well. All of your harassment is being marked and you should expect to get banned soon.
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I can sing.
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ssj3vegeta2
04/16/18 7:16:42 PM
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Superlinkbro
04/16/18 7:21:44 PM
#16:


Tag
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Basically the internet:
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 7:25:03 PM
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I think transgenders are legitimately [redacted rant]
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I have a crush on Aeriis and want to PM her so she falls in love with me.
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My real name is Emily
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I hate my GameFAQs username
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I'd marry a Pokmon if they were real.
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Leanaunfurled
04/16/18 7:28:28 PM
#18:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
My real name is Emily

I know who this is!
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Sayoria
04/16/18 7:28:31 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
I think transgenders are legitimately [redacted rant]


What? Go ahead anonymous person. Come at me.
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Patchwork
04/16/18 7:36:21 PM
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Taaaaaaaag for the inevitable shitstorm
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antfair
04/16/18 7:57:40 PM
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Tag 2
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 9:19:49 PM
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I have a severe foot fetish. I absolutely love feet and even [self service] to video game character feet (especially the gmod things)

I go on YouTube and have a field day with it.

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I'm currently sitting in shit
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Dear Sayoria, I regret to inform you that I only have my secret account at the moment. At ten PM on wednesday I will gladly explain to you why you are [redacted]. Im the person with your best interests in mind. I know you might be too far [redacted], but if I can convince you to advocate for others about the [challenges] of your actions, I will consider it a job well done.
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For the past couple years, I have been in regular contact with two older men I met online posing as different women. I text with each of them on an almost daily basis, maintaining the separate fictions that I am these women. I have no idea how to extricate myself from either situation.
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I'm generally straight, but there have been a few times when I've strayed, and the feeling of dominance over an effeminate man is intoxicating.
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I plan on making 100 accounts during the summer.
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The prevalence of attention seeking [users] (eevee trainer, sayoria, kaname, just monika, mipond, etc.) is a disturbing trend on this board. They are [redacted]. They need help. It is [redacted] how they are enabled and praised, everyone feeding into their [redacted]. Im taking a stand. As everyones intellectual superior, I will expose the [redacted] nature of gender dysphoria.
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If I wake in the middle of the night needing to pee, I don't bother going into the bathroom to do it like a normal person, I just use a plastic bowl I keep in my room for that specific purpose, I've been doing this for around two years now. I clean out the bowl the next morning, sometimes it can get pretty full if I'm up a few times peeing because I've drunk a lot of water
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I suffer from a form of ocd calling compulsive skin picking, I mainly do it on my scalp and have been doing it for many years, I always have a few wounds there that I won't let heal, as soon as it scab I have to pick it offf again, I'm starting to lose some hair from my most picked spots now, I don't think I'll ever be able to stop. One thing that brought me comfort was finding on reddit a community of other sufferers, I always thought I was the only person who did this and knowing there are many others out there makes me feel less of a freak, I don't find it helps me though as reading about others skin picking kind of triggers my own
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I want to eat Vegys [backdoor]
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Eevee-Trainer
04/16/18 9:21:17 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
I want to eat Vegys [backdoor]

I feel like doors wouldn't taste very good. Wood, plastic, metal - none of those sound particularly appetizing.
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antfair
04/16/18 9:24:34 PM
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A lot of regular people in post #22, lemme tell ya
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Kid_Buu
04/16/18 9:24:39 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
The prevalence of attention seeking [users] (eevee trainer, sayoria, kaname, just monika, mipond, etc.) is a disturbing trend on this board. They are [redacted]. They need help. It is [redacted] how they are enabled and praised, everyone feeding into their [redacted]. Im taking a stand. As everyones intellectual superior, I will expose the [redacted] nature of gender dysphoria.

oh
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anime girls either need a dick or thicc for me to want to have relations with them
im kaname btw
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Kid_Buu
04/16/18 9:26:02 PM
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Nah hoth likes me
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anime girls either need a dick or thicc for me to want to have relations with them
im kaname btw
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Sayoria
04/16/18 9:27:39 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Dear Sayoria, I regret to inform you that I only have my secret account at the moment. At ten PM on wednesday I will gladly explain to you why you are [redacted]. Im the person with your best interests in mind. I know you might be too far [redacted], but if I can convince you to advocate for others about the [challenges] of your actions, I will consider it a job well done.

@Sayoria
Its just Hoth trolling, don't pay attention


On Wednesday? Let's go anonyboy.
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Gafemage
04/16/18 9:31:41 PM
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Looked gf
04/16/18 9:33:44 PM
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Gafemage
04/16/18 9:34:38 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
If I wake in the middle of the night needing to pee, I don't bother going into the bathroom to do it like a normal person, I just use a plastic bowl I keep in my room for that specific purpose, I've been doing this for around two years now. I clean out the bowl the next morning, sometimes it can get pretty full if I'm up a few times peeing because I've drunk a lot of water

is that you @FF_Redux
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MonsterZed
04/16/18 9:36:47 PM
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Gafemage posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
If I wake in the middle of the night needing to pee, I don't bother going into the bathroom to do it like a normal person, I just use a plastic bowl I keep in my room for that specific purpose, I've been doing this for around two years now. I clean out the bowl the next morning, sometimes it can get pretty full if I'm up a few times peeing because I've drunk a lot of water

is that you @FF_Redux

Nah hes shit the bed before so he wouldnt put in the extra effort of having a bowl.
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-Henri
04/16/18 9:49:16 PM
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Don't need to be anonymous to admit that this boards obsession of traps/trans is quite disturbing, no matter the viewpoint.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 9:51:58 PM
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I was an A-student during high school
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I hate Error1355
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i'm sad
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Ive had sex with mipond.
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The Exposure of ICOYAR is a great read.
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Gafemage
04/16/18 9:57:27 PM
#36:


My confession didn't make it. :'(
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 10:02:52 PM
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So I dont understand why vegy is relatively well liked here. Do you people not care that hes annoying? Or is it you realized hes never leaving and you force yourself to like him so this place is slightly more bearable? I honestly cant fathom liking him when all he does is stir the pot and treat women like dirt.
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Docileorangecup lets just say I know your little alt account secret after you fucked up. Weeeeeeeeee.
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Nobody knows who I am, but that is okay, I love everyone on CE just the same.
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(outdoors pic of shirtless guy in glasses)
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asstank admitted he's afraid of [certain] people
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Eevee-trainer trainer is my least favourite user on CE
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The_Doge is an alt of Lord_shadow
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Gafemage
04/16/18 10:04:35 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
asstank admitted he's afraid of [certain] people

Hmm...
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fire_bolt
04/16/18 10:06:25 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
04/16/18 10:07:22 PM
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No!!!! @The_Doge What say you?!
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-Henri
04/16/18 10:08:16 PM
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I have to admit these are a lot more tame than I was hoping for XD
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 10:09:22 PM
#42:


Over the past few months I have found myself oddly obsessed with the Third Reich. I have been reading tons of material in regards to it's policy and culture, and find myself strangely drawn to an ideology I have been taught to hate. I am not comfortable with my growing obsession but I find the aesthetic of it all to be so... clean and visually appealing. The encouragement of environmentalism and outdoor education, the fashion (Hugo Boss), the rejection of degenerate modern art... it's hypnotic. I find it all so fascinating. Before someone calls me alt right, my research has actually lead to me to hate that movement even more, as I see it as a decadent perversion ran by overweight idiotic skinheads who should be liquidated effective immediately. Pls help.
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ededdeddy is the BEST poster of all time, across the entire internet.

Shut UP
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I lost my son last year and am actively planning [redacted].
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I'm gay. But I only date women. Over the past few years I've had many girlfriends, I tend to select them based on how beneficial to my career being associated with them will make me. I'll date them for a while but (for the most part) but the sex is rather unenjoyable. I live in a very liberal area but I'd rather not be viewed as someone different who needs help and support because my condition makes me "vulnerable."
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I am dying. Literally.
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I'm, openly, gay but also find the idea of being with a dude kinda gross /shrug
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I'm still here -Mist_Turnips
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Gafemage
04/16/18 10:11:27 PM
#43:


Over the past few months I have found myself oddly obsessed with the Third Reich. I have been reading tons of material in regards to it's policy and culture, and find myself strangely drawn to an ideology I have been taught to hate. I am not comfortable with my growing obsession but I find the aesthetic of it all to be so... clean and visually appealing. The encouragement of environmentalism and outdoor education, the fashion (Hugo Boss), the rejection of degenerate modern art... it's hypnotic. I find it all so fascinating. Before someone calls me alt right, my research has actually lead to me to hate that movement even more, as I see it as a decadent perversion ran by overweight idiotic skinheads who should be liquidated effective immediately. Pls help.

BkV5Zgw
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-Henri
04/16/18 10:18:02 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Over the past few months I have found myself oddly obsessed with the Third Reich. I have been reading tons of material in regards to it's policy and culture, and find myself strangely drawn to an ideology I have been taught to hate. I am not comfortable with my growing obsession but I find the aesthetic of it all to be so... clean and visually appealing. The encouragement of environmentalism and outdoor education, the fashion (Hugo Boss), the rejection of degenerate modern art... it's hypnotic. I find it all so fascinating. Before someone calls me alt right, my research has actually lead to me to hate that movement even more, as I see it as a decadent perversion ran by overweight idiotic skinheads who should be liquidated effective immediately. Pls help.

BkV5Zgw

Lol I know right after I said these seemed too tame for CE.
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The_Doge
04/16/18 10:21:35 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
No!!!! @The_Doge What say you?!

Much deny
Lord Shadow is not my alt
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 10:21:38 PM
#46:


I've fucked the TC. He was okay. Big cock.

lmao
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I was going to buy a [redacted] this Friday, and on Monday/Tuesday, [redacted]. Two days ago, I called my mom, and we had a normal conversation, but it was during this conversation that I realized that there are people back home that are relying on me. It sucks because [redacted]

Yesterday, I learned from a friend that another guy texted him saying I should be glad he didn't report me for sexual assault (the story why is unnecessary). Supposedly, this one girl I was trying to ask out on a date felt I was trying to force myself into her room, and it was really scaring her. It should be noted that I would never hurt this girl physically, as I care too much about her to ever do such a thing, but in the end, it doesn't matter what I know, the only thing that matters is what she felt.

She was scared of me. Before I thought she saw me as a creep, but after yesterday, I now see that she sees me as a monster, that if she let me in her room, that I might have done something that I won't ever say as it disgusts me too much to even think about. The emotional harm I must have done to her, I can't really forgive myself if I truly caused her to have reason to fear me.

I tried to do something I have never done before in my life, and now I feel worse than ever, and I just am questioning why [redacted]. [redacted sentence]

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Patchwork
04/16/18 10:27:35 PM
#47:


The suspense of the redactions
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 10:28:12 PM
#48:


People call me a racist, but I legitimately believe that [redacted]. Is that really wrong? I don't see how it's racist when I don't mean it in a mean way its just a matter of fact. How am I racist?
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I French kissed my dad on a booze cruise not a moment I'm proud of but it was the highlight of my weekend and it was cooler then your last weekend because some bank for this swank mank make the women stank anyways the point is I go to booze cruises
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The moderator bias against me is extremely past defendable. I have repeatedly been banned for things that arent even infractions. Every single person Ive shown screenshots too has agreed with me. It hurts me that the mods will never be held accountable and just try and wash me away as some troll. They are the reason I am like this. They stole my main (Hey) from me for posting RANDOM phone numbers. It was initially a 90 day purgatory and I thought that it was unfair so I hopped on my alt, Steelers, to complain. They then suspended that account and upgraded both of those (and my other 2 alts) to bans. I literally never should have lost my account in the first place and now they KoS me. I wont stand for this corruption. I will continue to come back until they give me my Hey back.
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Docile orange cup is The Doge
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I have a crush on cornman but I don't think he'd reciprocate because he's in love with another user.
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Spidey5
04/16/18 10:30:41 PM
#49:


I wonder if TC would be willing to PM a copy of the confessions sheet. >___>

<___<
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ShinigamiSoul
04/16/18 10:33:11 PM
#50:


Spidey5 posted...
I wonder if TC would be willing to PM a copy of the confessions sheet. >___>

<___<

You're not missing much.
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electricbugs2
04/16/18 10:36:08 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
I French kissed my dad on a booze cruise not a moment I'm proud of but it was the highlight of my weekend and it was cooler then your last weekend because some bank for this swank mank make the women stank anyways the point is I go to booze cruises

The fuck? Did I write this?
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