Poll of the Day > What kinda drunk are you?

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minervo
03/09/18 10:49:49 PM
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What kinda drunk are you?







I am mostly a i love you kinda drunk.
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SunWuKung420
03/09/18 10:52:02 PM
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"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
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minervo
03/09/18 10:54:29 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.

You can control yourself that well? With those kinda powers, you can drink n drive, and nobody can stop you :P
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SunWuKung420
03/09/18 10:57:22 PM
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minervo posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.

You can control yourself that well? With those kinda powers, you can drink n drive, and nobody can stop you :P


Never drink and drive.
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Pikazard1
03/09/18 10:58:38 PM
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not really sure, since I have a corona or a shot of crown royal only a handful of times a year (dad was an alcoholic, and was beaten by my brother while he was under the influence of drugs and\or alcohol)
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minervo
03/09/18 10:59:12 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
minervo posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.

You can control yourself that well? With those kinda powers, you can drink n drive, and nobody can stop you :P


Never drink and drive.

But u just said it doesn't phase you unless someone sees the evidence.
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TheCyborgNinja
03/09/18 11:19:12 PM
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I'm "I love everybody" until somebody directly antagonizes me. Then things go badly.
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Questionmarktarius
03/09/18 11:21:35 PM
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All of the above, sometimes even in that order.
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faramir77
03/09/18 11:25:00 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.


Pretty much this.
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wwinterj25
03/09/18 11:28:47 PM
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Neither fight nor love someone. I'm a chilled out drink though who just likes to enjoy himself.
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SunWuKung420
03/09/18 11:35:21 PM
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minervo posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
minervo posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.

You can control yourself that well? With those kinda powers, you can drink n drive, and nobody can stop you :P


Never drink and drive.

But u just said it doesn't phase you unless someone sees the evidence.


Just because I'm very functional doesn't mean I'm irresponsible.
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Questionmarktarius
03/09/18 11:39:05 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Just because I'm very functional doesn't mean I'm irresponsible.

I bought a breathalyzer for my own amusement, and apparently I'm a lightweight.

"Man, I'm pretty drunk"
(blow a .07)
"what? still legal?"

Thought I got it up to 27.27 once, but then I closed one eye.
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Sarcasthma
03/09/18 11:45:07 PM
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Excessive, bad jokes rarely punctuated by projectile vomiting.
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DocDelicious
03/09/18 11:52:51 PM
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High functioning alcoholic.
You'd never know I was drinking if I didn't tell you.
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Questionmarktarius
03/10/18 12:03:28 AM
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I'm intentionally a very low functioning drunk.
Get drunk as hell as fast as possible, and just sustain until the sun comes up.
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LeetCheet
03/10/18 12:11:18 AM
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I usually just get a little lulzy. Then after a while I usually start to feel asleep.

And when I eventually come home, I start to think I'm already feeling I'm getting too old for this shit : /
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Questionmarktarius
03/10/18 12:14:14 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
And when I eventually come home, I start to think I'm already feeling I'm getting too old for this shit : /

Shit, I just stay home.

Vastly less likely to end up in jail, and far less embarrassing when I puke all over everything.
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LinkPizza
03/10/18 12:16:06 AM
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I'm a tired drunk. But only after a certain amount. And apparently cute, too. Girls kept taking pictures with me while I was drunk.
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LeetCheet
03/10/18 2:05:09 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Shit, I just stay home.

Vastly less likely to end up in jail, and far less embarrassing when I puke all over everything.

Oh I haven't gone out drinking for years. For the last couple of years I've only been drinking with the same friend at his place and playing games(mostly Smash Bros).
He lives just around the corner were I live as well so it's not a long walk home which is nice.

I used to drink with my brother and another friend but he moved away a couple of years ago.
And my brother, well, he's apparently pissed off about something and we haven't spoken in almost two years and counting.

LinkPizza posted...
I'm a tired drunk. But only after a certain amount. And apparently cute, too. Girls kept taking pictures with me while I was drunk.


That doesn't seem too bad though. Must be nice to have girls coming up to you taking pics with you.
I'm pretty sure there are many guys who would like to have that happen to them.
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knivesX2004
03/10/18 2:42:29 AM
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"I wanna go to sleep" kinda drunk.
420 blaze it.
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WhiskeyDisk
03/10/18 2:48:50 AM
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Other: all of the above AND functional.
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Blitzoff1987
03/10/18 2:50:56 AM
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Most of the time I just want to go to bed drunk.

Weird thing is I never really get hungover but I get massive headaches. Even when I only had two or three beers.
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RCtheWSBC
03/10/18 2:54:00 AM
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I voted wrong but I'm a happy drunk
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Muscles
03/10/18 3:25:36 AM
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A very loving drunk, and social, which I wish I was sober, if it weren't for the alcoholism that runs in my blood I would drink a lot more, but I don't wanna fall into that trap
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Violet_Blooded
03/10/18 3:29:20 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.

This, i used to drink then drive to a fancy restaurant order a nice meal then drive home and pass out on the couch.
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Enclave
03/10/18 3:34:56 AM
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The rare times I'm drunk I'm pretty much just a happy drunk. Fairly high functional unless I've been doing shots or drinking cider (don't know why cider affects me as much as it does) but nowhere stupid enough to drive, regardless of how sober you seem? You still have reduced reaction times.
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madadude
03/10/18 3:36:12 AM
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A mix between I love everyone and stupid.
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Sarcasthma
03/10/18 4:06:33 AM
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Violet_Blooded posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.

This, i used to drink then drive to a fancy restaurant order a nice meal then drive home and pass out on the couch.

Sounds dangerous.
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Questionmarktarius
03/10/18 4:14:20 AM
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Drunk is a destination, not a journey.
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Violet_Blooded
03/10/18 4:34:29 AM
#30:


Sarcasthma posted...
Violet_Blooded posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.

This, i used to drink then drive to a fancy restaurant order a nice meal then drive home and pass out on the couch.

Sounds dangerous.

During all the years i was drinking i only got caught twice and i bribed my way out.. and only reversed into a taxi once and also settled it with money.
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wwinterj25
03/10/18 10:18:06 AM
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I'll just dump this here:
LPP0JyA
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123pizza2
03/10/18 10:26:53 AM
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Hmm quite a few people never drink, but I guess they don't wanna post.

Where my sober squad at?
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ss4parrothair
03/10/18 10:29:34 AM
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I love everyone
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Kaguya_Kimimaro
03/10/18 10:32:00 AM
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Have never drunk and likely never will.
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FrozenBananas
03/10/18 10:32:16 AM
#35:


Everyone loves me when I'm drunk
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Firewood18
03/10/18 10:38:20 AM
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I turn into ziggi, ok?
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Ecclesiastes273
03/10/18 10:49:21 AM
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The kind that forgets his acquaintances are a bunch of uncultured day laborers and warehouse jockeys, and insists on discussing horrifically nerdy things like the Constitution, foreign politics, the storytelling techniques of videogames and ancient sci-fi movies, or underrated JRPG characters(from a gameplay perspective, no less!). Real inner circle shit.

Well, more pre-drunk than anything. I cut it off before I'm too far gone.

I'm surprised no one's knifed me in the ass by now.
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Mead
03/10/18 10:50:49 AM
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High energy, very talkative

Basically the opposite of my sober personality
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Mead
03/10/18 10:51:19 AM
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Kaguya_Kimimaro posted...
Have never drunk and likely never will.


Nothing wrong with that
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BlazeAndBlade
03/10/18 11:16:55 AM
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you guys are lucky it takes a lot to even get me buzzed

my alcohol resistance is way to high
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Enclave
03/10/18 12:02:27 PM
#41:


BlazeAndBlade posted...
you guys are lucky it takes a lot to even get me buzzed

my alcohol resistance is way to high


Sometimes you just need to discover the right kind of alcohol, as I mentioned earlier? Cider gets me drunk fast, don't know why but it does. Maybe the sugar in it is to blame.
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