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Topic | B8 Hunger Games XXIV: All-Stars - Penultimate Climax! |
Pirateking2000 03/17/18 3:18:35 AM #61: | Ow careful! Pooh blinks a few times. He didnt say that Hello? Pooh glanced from side to side but didnt notice anyone in particular. The voice spoke again Down here! Pooh looked down beside him and noticed his newly discovered bat now had a cartoonish face on it! Oh? You can talk? The bat replied: Of course I can! Now can you pick me back up, its kinda cold down here! Pooh picks up the bat Ohhow rude of me, I didnt realizeermwho are you? The bat spoke again Names Woody! Thanks! That was some flash huh? Pooh rubbed his noggin. Yeah what was that all about? Grgrgrrgrgowlllll Poohs stopped thinking about that strange light in short order once his stomach started growling again. The bat noticed this Hungry huh? Yeah, me too! Lets go find us some grub huh! Pooh nodded eagerly! Now he was speaking his language! . . . The duo of a bear and his bat scour the area for food and eventually come upon a peculiar sight. A large pot of honey with a humanoid body. It appeared to be wearing a tux of gold. Well theres something you dont see every day. the bat said! Pooh couldnt help but agree. He noticed drops of the delicious golden snack drip from the pot lid Maybe hed be willing to share? Pooh waddled out into the open and the Honey Man turned around startled. Hello there. May I ask if you would be willing to share some of your delicious honey? The Honey Man looked from side to side then pointed to himself in confusion. Pooh nodded The Honey Man shrugged, pointed as his pot of a head and turn around as if to leave. At this point the Bat chimed in I think we have to bust that lid of his open! Pooh looked at Woody confused. I mean he just filled us in. The honey is in there. Maybe he cant give it to us on his own so maybe we just gotta help him out. Help him help us right? This didnt make any sense Unfortunately Pooh was too hungry and stupid to think logically. Thinking that this made TOTAL sense, Pooh raised the bat as the Honey Man started to leave Okay now careful there Pooh. Dont miss. Id rather not have to be whacked against a pot multiple times to get the job done Pooh nodded and with one good swing he whacked the Honey Mans pot of a head! The Honey Man falls to the ground and part of the pot cracks loose, allowing for a delicious stream of gold to pour out! Nice shot Pooh! Lets dig in! Pooh smiled Ohooo boy! Pooh got on his knees and started to lap up the golden substance! A sweet sensation overcame his taste buds and he closed his eyes, enjoying the tastethen a few more mouth fulls the honey started tasting a little differentmoremetallic? OH MY GOODNESS POOH WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!? Pooh blinked his eyes back open now noticing that his hand was no longer covered in the golden treat, but now with some sort of scarlet liquid! Blood now caked his Poohs mouth as he stared at the scene before him. A man lied prone before him with a bloody skull Bat shouted at Pooh frantically HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!? YOU JUST BRAINED THAT GUY! Pooh looked around in a panic B-but this isnt honey? The bat shouted back NO SHIT SHERLOCK! YOURE FREAKIN NUTS Pooh whimpered But you said The bat yelled louder I SAID NOTHING! Oh man oh man, I aint going to jail man Jail? What jail? Whats a jail? Pooh was confused and flustered Poohs grip surprisingly tightened. He didnt do that! --- XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2 "There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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