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DocileOrangeCup
03/04/18 5:35:21 PM
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You have an item that is like the missing piece of making a machine to travel through parallel universes
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Doe
03/04/18 5:38:21 PM
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Do all the parallel universes end in heat death or does this guarantee the survival of records and life for eternity
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BLAKUboy
03/04/18 5:38:27 PM
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So basically money or sex with myself? Because what other reason is there to travel between universes?
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DeanAuryn
03/04/18 5:39:26 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
So basically money or sex with myself? Because what other reason is there to travel between universes?


Wait, what?
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Sada_Pop
03/04/18 5:42:13 PM
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Money. I don't give a fuck about parallel realities.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/04/18 5:46:17 PM
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Doe posted...
Do all the parallel universes end in heat death or does this guarantee the survival of records and life for eternity

Uh... I dunno if parallel universes change the way the universe is actually made, but if they do then sure

BLAKUboy posted...
So basically money or sex with myself? Because what other reason is there to travel between universes?

What

DeanAuryn posted...
Wait, what?

This.
Sada_Pop posted...
Money. I don't give a fuck about parallel realities.

Y
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DavidWong
03/04/18 5:47:18 PM
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What happens if I meet myself in a parallel universe
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DocileOrangeCup
03/04/18 5:47:49 PM
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DavidWong posted...
What happens if I meet myself in a parallel universe

Probably just a weird encounter
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DeanAuryn
03/04/18 5:48:04 PM
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DavidWong posted...
What happens if I meet myself in a parallel universe


Apparently you can have sex with yourself.
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Annihilated
03/04/18 5:48:33 PM
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Do you meet yourself in the parallel universe or do you become yourself?
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Master_Bass
03/04/18 5:49:18 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
Money. I don't give a fuck about parallel realities.

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Xenozoa425
03/04/18 5:50:16 PM
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Parallel universes. The infinite possibilities are objectively better than just settling for x amount of money.
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bulletproofvita
03/04/18 5:50:45 PM
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Annihilated posted...
Do you meet yourself in the parallel universe or do you become yourself?

You become best mates
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DocileOrangeCup
03/04/18 5:51:12 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
Apparently you can have sex with yourself.

That is possible, yes.

Annihilated posted...
Do you meet yourself in the parallel universe or do you become yourself?

You are your current you in that universe

Master_Bass posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
Money. I don't give a fuck about parallel realities.

Y
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DeanAuryn
03/04/18 5:52:44 PM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
Parallel universes. The infinite possibilities are objectively better than just settling for x amount of money.


In some of those universes you may already be a billionaire.
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Master_Bass
03/04/18 5:53:16 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
Money. I don't give a fuck about parallel realities.

Y

Because I just don't care about parallel realities. Knowing about them and going to them would help me a lot less than getting more cash than I'd ever need.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/04/18 5:55:00 PM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
Parallel universes. The infinite possibilities are objectively better than just settling for x amount of money.

This

DeanAuryn posted...
In some of those universes you may already be a billionaire

This

Master_Bass posted...
Because I just don't care about parallel realities. Knowing about them and going to them would help me a lot less than getting more cash than I'd ever need.

That's untrue
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Spidey5
03/04/18 5:57:10 PM
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Go to the universe where I have a billion dollars, steal it, then come back.
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synth_real
03/04/18 6:01:20 PM
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Being able to travel across an infinite multiverse could be an unparalleled adventure. It could also be unimaginably horrifying. A billion dollars is guaranteed to be awesome, and even if it's the more boring of the two choices, it's still way better than the life I'm living now.
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Xenozoa425
03/04/18 6:02:29 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
In some of those universes you may already be a billionaire.

And in other universes, superpowers are real, gold is as common as water, food is plentiful and falls from the sky like rain, Half Life 3 is finally made, and there are technologies and medicines that eliminate all diseases and disabilities.

Why settle just for money?
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Skye Reynolds
03/04/18 6:03:40 PM
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Money.

What's a parallel universe gonna do for me? Is there a world of anime catgirls who are just waiting for me to make the leap? I'll take a guaranteed billion over a slim chance that there might be something fantastic in another world.
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DeanAuryn
03/04/18 6:04:23 PM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
DeanAuryn posted...
In some of those universes you may already be a billionaire.

And in other universes, superpowers are real, gold is as common as water, food is plentiful and falls from the sky like rain, Half Life 3 is finally made, and there are technologies and medicines that eliminate all diseases and disabilities.

Why settle just for money?


Im sold.
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gmanthebest
03/04/18 6:05:02 PM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
DeanAuryn posted...
In some of those universes you may already be a billionaire.

And in other universes, Half Life 3 is finally made

Bull. Shit.
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BlockAddition
03/04/18 6:06:39 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
In some of those universes you may already be a billionaire.

Yeah but I wouldn't give me an alternate universe version of me anything so why would the rich version of me help broke me out?
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N3xtG3nGam3r
03/04/18 6:07:26 PM
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You could easily just go to a parallel universe where youre rich, kill yourself, and send the body into another parallel universe, now you got both. Chyea.
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Kanaya413
03/04/18 6:08:15 PM
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Are fictional universes real in this scenario
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Skye Reynolds
03/04/18 6:08:55 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Are fictional universes real in this scenario


This could change my answer entirely.

Me + Aladdin's Lamp = Far more than a billion dollars
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DocileOrangeCup
03/04/18 6:10:21 PM
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Spidey5 posted...
Go to the universe where I have a billion dollars, steal it, then come back.

Good idea
synth_real posted...
Being able to travel across an infinite multiverse could be an unparalleled adventure. It could also be unimaginably horrifying. A billion dollars is guaranteed to be awesome, and even if it's the more boring of the two choices, it's still way better than the life I'm living now.

I feel like I would regret not picking that

Skye Reynolds posted...
Money.

What's a parallel universe gonna do for me? Is there a world of anime catgirls who are just waiting for me to make the leap? I'll take a guaranteed billion over a slim chance that there might be something fantastic in another world.

It's literally any possibility you can think of

N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
You could easily just go to a parallel universe where youre rich, kill yourself, and send the body into another parallel universe, now you got both. Chyea.

There you go
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Kanaya413
03/04/18 6:20:42 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Are fictional universes real in this scenario


This could change my answer entirely.

Me + Aladdin's Lamp = Far more than a billion dollars

I want to meet my husbando
In millions of universes maybe there's one where he would love me back
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Skye Reynolds
03/04/18 6:47:20 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Are fictional universes real in this scenario


This could change my answer entirely.

Me + Aladdin's Lamp = Far more than a billion dollars

I want to meet my husbando
In millions of universes maybe there's one where he would love me back


Why do you think I want the lamp? I can't make someone else love me, but I can make myself who and what I want to be.
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Mist_Turnips
03/04/18 6:50:27 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Are fictional universes real in this scenario


This could change my answer entirely.

Me + Aladdin's Lamp = Far more than a billion dollars

I want to meet my husbando
In millions of universes maybe there's one where he would love me back


Why do you think I want the lamp?

To fuck the genie.
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DevsBro
03/04/18 6:50:39 PM
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Money.

We already have machines that take us to Japan but I've never bothered going there either.
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Skye Reynolds
03/04/18 7:09:03 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
To fuck the genie.


No.
(He does enjoy giving himself comically large breasts, but the answer is still no.)
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chill02
03/07/18 12:09:58 AM
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geld
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DocileOrangeCup
03/07/18 12:10:43 AM
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EverDownward
03/07/18 12:11:56 AM
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Parallel universes, chief. The idea that I'd get to meet various different versions of myself is pretty radical.
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iPhone_7
03/07/18 12:17:16 AM
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In an alternate universe theres no such thing as alternate universes.
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AeroFlash15
03/07/18 12:18:26 AM
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Fuck the money. You don't know how much the thought of traveling across alternate universes excites me. Imagine the possibilities. I would've settled for traveling the world, but different universes? Sign me the fuck up!
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I_Stay_Noided
03/07/18 12:19:45 AM
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do catgirls exist in one of these universes?
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Dash_Harber
03/07/18 12:25:06 AM
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One piece of the machine and no knowledge of how to use it or zero interesting personality traits means that I'm pretty much just going to get killed in the pre-title sequence so the bad guy can get his hands on the missing piece.
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PMarth2002
03/07/18 12:31:22 AM
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... WTF am I going to do with one piece of the machine? Its not like I'd have any clue on how to make it, let alone the resources to do so.

Billion dollars.
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Solid Snake07
03/07/18 12:34:59 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
Money. I don't give a fuck about parallel realities.

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DocileOrangeCup
03/07/18 12:36:37 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
... WTF am I going to do with one piece of the machine? Its not like I'd have any clue on how to make it, let alone the resources to do so.

Billion dollars.

you also get a manual

I_Stay_Noided posted...
do catgirls exist in one of these universes?

uh yeah
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Ulyanyx
03/07/18 12:39:51 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Money.

What's a parallel universe gonna do for me? Is there a world of anime catgirls who are just waiting for me to make the leap? I'll take a guaranteed billion over a slim chance that there might be something fantastic in another world.


any theorized parallel universe is a real possibility.

why not choose the parallel universe where there is anime catgirls AND you have a billion and ONE dollars?
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Irony
03/07/18 12:54:56 AM
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Can I have D4C?
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DocileOrangeCup
03/07/18 12:56:16 AM
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Irony
03/07/18 12:56:41 AM
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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DocileOrangeCup
03/07/18 12:57:31 AM
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Irony
03/07/18 12:58:36 AM
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You being serious?
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