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WhereIsMegaMan
02/24/18 7:31:10 PM
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Duncanwii
02/24/18 7:31:40 PM
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Condoms?
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Turbam
02/24/18 7:31:57 PM
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Imagine being thirsty enough to put your weenie anywhere near that
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Caution999
02/24/18 7:32:25 PM
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A few moments of pleasure isnt worth the risk dude.

Think with your brain here
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CaptainCrunch
02/24/18 7:32:40 PM
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Which stds tho

Obviously you should be keeping your stuff wrapped up, anyway.
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daftpunk_mk5
02/24/18 7:32:59 PM
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Nope
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Nomadic View
02/24/18 7:33:24 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Condoms?


I wouldnt do it even with a condom.
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Leight_Weight
02/24/18 7:34:01 PM
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Steer clear big tuna.

Head for open waters.
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KingCrabCake
02/24/18 7:34:19 PM
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CaptainCrunch posted...
Which stds tho

Obviously you should be keeping your stuff wrapped up, anyway.


Stay away bro
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Benify
02/24/18 7:59:39 PM
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TC your sig made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes.
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02/24/18 8:00:42 PM
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Eevee-Trainer
02/24/18 8:14:21 PM
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Turbam posted...
Imagine being thirsty enough to put your weenie anywhere near that

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thronedfire2
02/24/18 8:14:45 PM
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which ones
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CanuckCowboy
02/24/18 8:15:21 PM
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Plural?

Duuuuuude
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Krojen
02/24/18 8:21:00 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Condoms?

Condoms are effective against babies and HIV. That's it.
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daftpunk_mk5
02/25/18 11:38:14 AM
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Pretty much the way it would work is you'd show up, give her a bang, and then spend the next month in shame and regret and paranoid about getting an std.
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Fam_Fam
02/25/18 11:46:44 AM
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Krojen posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Condoms?

Condoms are effective against babies and HIV. That's it.


and effective against pleasure

raw dog or nothing at all
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Offworlder1
02/25/18 11:48:43 AM
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Its truly pathetic when someone is willing to bang a girl knowing she has an STD, guess Darwin was right.
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HydraSlayer82
02/25/18 11:49:08 AM
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Why is this even a question? Fuck no TC.
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lilORANG
02/25/18 11:49:32 AM
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at least she told you she had stds first.
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omega cookie
02/25/18 11:52:30 AM
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If you even have to ask this question, you deserve to have your dick rot off.
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Alexanaxela
02/25/18 4:37:48 PM
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lol
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mew4ever
02/25/18 4:38:42 PM
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I haven't been laid in a year and even I wouldn't go near that. Steer clear man.
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Lost_All_Senses
02/25/18 4:40:41 PM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Pretty much the way it would work is you'd show up, give her a bang, and then spend the next month in shame and regret and paranoid about getting an std.


This dude is wise. Even if you didn't get anything the blow to your peace of mind alone isn't worth it
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Trigg3rH4ppy
02/25/18 4:41:53 PM
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I got drunk and knowingly fucked a chick with herpes once (she was super fucking hot).

Luckily I didn't catch anything because she kept it under control and I got tested after the fact.

Having been in the situation, it wasn't worth getting that nut off. I was a paranoid mess for 2 months afterwards.
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pojr
02/25/18 4:42:29 PM
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some STDs you can catch even if you use a condom

Don't do it
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knuxnole
02/25/18 4:42:39 PM
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Condom and bang

STDs don't stop the loving

Besides, if you get one just take medicine.
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voldothegr8
02/25/18 4:43:04 PM
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Where's TC, which STDs?
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Offworlder1
02/25/18 4:43:37 PM
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Condoms do not prevent all STDs, not worth it to put yourself at risk banging anyone with an STD.
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knuxnole
02/25/18 4:49:23 PM
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So the person with the std should never have sex?

That's not fair

That's why they should never disclose they have one. I know I wouldn't.
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Alexanaxela
02/25/18 4:52:42 PM
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knuxnole posted...
So the person with the std should never have sex?

That's not fair

That's why they should never disclose they have one. I know I wouldn't.

brb informing the fbi
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Pepys Monster
02/25/18 4:52:57 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Its truly pathetic when someone is willing to bang a girl knowing she has an STD, guess Darwin was right.

This is CE. Guys here need to take what they can get.
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Offworlder1
02/25/18 4:53:33 PM
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No Im saying people with STDs should know many people do not want to be infected by whatever they have. Some people will take a risk but its not worth it for most people and no STD shaming is not a thing, being safe is.
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knuxnole
02/25/18 5:08:59 PM
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You can sex someone with an std

Just get medicine afterwards. No big deal
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Offworlder1
02/25/18 5:31:04 PM
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Why take the risk and then have to waste money after on meds ? How about not banging someone with an STD, not wasting time, money, and staying healthy.

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Tadamoto38
02/25/18 5:33:13 PM
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Pepys Monster
02/25/18 5:34:17 PM
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Tadamoto38 posted...
And this is why I want a virgin girl.

Then look for one at church.
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knuxnole
02/25/18 5:36:52 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Why take the risk and then have to waste money after on meds ? How about not banging someone with an STD, not wasting time, money, and staying healthy.

@knuxnole


Being healthy is overrated. Look at Americans! Being healthy is the minority
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Offworlder1
02/25/18 5:44:29 PM
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@knuxnole

If you want to bang some diseased ho that is your choice but do not act like it is no big thing to bang someone with an STD and just pay for meds.
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Flockaveli
02/25/18 5:58:37 PM
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The kind where you cant even kiss her? No thanks.
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knuxnole
02/25/18 6:01:20 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
@knuxnole

If you want to bang some diseased ho that is your choice but do not act like it is no big thing to bang someone with an STD and just pay for meds.


You don't even have to pay! Medicaid pays for a lot of it so it's cheap. Insurance too!

Besides, it's just money.
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Offworlder1
02/25/18 6:05:52 PM
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Clearly you have little to no concept of money and why a person should not waste it.

@knuxnole
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knuxnole
02/25/18 6:08:29 PM
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That's why you get on Medicaid! I don't pay for anything! It's free doctor's visit, ED, and meds. You can't get high powered ones but the ones you can cheap it's covered.
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Offworlder1
02/25/18 6:13:22 PM
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@knuxnole

I know you were giving terrible advice before but this is just laughable. Most people make or atleast try to make good money, they make too much to be on medicaid.
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knuxnole
02/25/18 6:15:22 PM
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Not really. You are overestimating people. If you have a good job or went to college good for you. I don't and therefore due to my chronic laziness, have the gov't take care of me. Plenty of people live off of it! You should too.
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Offworlder1
02/25/18 6:19:02 PM
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Unlike you I enjoy having a comfortable, enjoyable, and luxurious life where I can travel, afford nice things, and not be a fucking deadbeat living off the state/government.

Its called being a successful person who has earned the good life not living in poverty and leeching off others.

@knuxnole
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knuxnole
02/25/18 6:46:27 PM
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how did that happen? Did you get lucky? Good for you!

You should try being a deadbeat. It's better. You don't have to put so much effort, that's lame. Success is overrated, there's no point, especially with your circumstances.

It's nice that you can travel throughout the U.S., but that's overrated too.

I afford nice things too! I have disposable income, have a new iPhone X, PS4 and tons of games!!!
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Offworlder1
02/25/18 7:09:22 PM
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I travel out of country, can afford guns(not a poor persons hobby), I earned my success through training and working.

I used to live at home before buying my own house, it was smart stock market investments and experimentation.

The effort I put forth is not even that much cause I am smart enough to use my time wisely while also having fun.

What circumstances make my success no point ?

I think you need to grow up and actually live life not be a leech on society and learn the world is worth exploring, traveling is over rated to people who have never do it and are often too poor to afford it. Stop being a lazy bum and make something of yourself, man up.

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