Poll of the Day > Just got cucked big time at work today

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Renraku_San
02/14/18 4:21:01 PM
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At my office you have to badge through some turnstyles once you enter the building. These are two-way. I was approaching 1 of 3 turnstyles and had some bags from Target in both hands since I needed to make a drink/snack run to stock up my desk.

I had a 6 pack of 1 litre bottles of Evian I set on the top of the turnstyle. Another guy was on his way out of the building and approaching the turnstyles. Since I had already set the 6pack on the turnstyle, I figured he would use the one next to the one I was using.

Nope. As soon as I reached for my badge to use the badge reader, he had already badged through, thus instantly blocking me and having to wait for him to pass through before I could use the turnstyle.

I looked up to give him one of those "are you fucking serious" looks, but he looked away the entire time like "it ain't shit".

I felt so demasculinized afterwards. I tucked my tail between my legs and scurried off to my desk. All I wanted to was curl into a ball like a little beta and cry until the end of my shift.

*sigh*
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LinkPizza
02/14/18 4:22:27 PM
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Looks like you have a murder to plan now...
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Smarkil
02/14/18 4:24:18 PM
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Was this to stock up at your lawyer/teacher/doctor job desk?
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lihlih
02/14/18 4:25:14 PM
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I would've said: "Hey, wtf bro, are you fucking *redacted*?"
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Renraku_San
02/14/18 4:25:23 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Was this to stock up at your lawyer/teacher/doctor job desk?


Yes - picked up pistachios, pure leaf unsweetened, la Croix (apricot) and bananas too.
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