Current Events > Let's be honest: Ganondorf made Hyrule great again after he took over in OoT

(+) Yeah! (+)

-Kakariko's economy boomed and got a population growth
-The water from Zora's Domain is cool and refreshing and doesn't taste like Zora taint anymore
-There are no more monsters in Hyrule field at night
-Kicked out the lazy workers in Lon Lon Ranch and awarded the hard workers
-Stopped those Gorons from eating the structure of Death Mountain that would've potentially caused landslides into Kakariko.
-Kokiri Forest has a surplus of botanical life now
-No more wild stray dogs in Hyrule Market
-Destroyed the bridge to Gerudo Valley to prevent those dirty Gerudo foreigners from stealing away our chad Hylian men

So why does everyone call him the """villain"""? The only bad thing that has happened under his glorious reign is that the drought in Lake Hylia seems, uh, kinda severe this year, but he can't control that >_>
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Plus castle town market is still as populated as ever.
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When the deku tree sends his people he is not sending his best. Hes bringing people with a lot of problems. Theyre bringing potions, theyre bringing octoroks, theyre moblins. And some, I assume, are fairies.

NeonOctopus posted...

The only bad thing that has happened under his glorious reign is that the drought in Lake Hylia seems, uh, kinda severe this year, but he can't control that >_>

The rain never stops, actually. The lake just stays drained for some reason. It's really weird.
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#MHGA

Bigly
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I always knew Ganondorf was a politician at heart!
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Real talk

Why did Ganondorf destroy Hyrule Town and make his castle look like a hell castle?
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50Blessings posted...

Real talk

Why did Ganondorf destroy Hyrule Town and make his castle look like a hell castle?

Some people want to build walls. Some people want to build hell castles.
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Chicken posted...

Plus castle town market is still as populated as ever.

He ended the unethical killing of innocent bombchu as entertainment.
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50Blessings posted...

Real talk

Why did Ganondorf destroy Hyrule Town and make his castle look like a hell castle?

Let's be honest. The crime and stray dogs were a really rampant there. It's for the better that he destroyed it >_>

And every ruler used the same boring castle every single generation. Ganondorf just wanted to change it up a bit and I respect that.
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Goron unemployment numbers are the lowest it's ever been.
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Squall28 posted...

Goron unemployment rates is the lowest it's ever been.

Yeah! There's only 1 unemployed Goron now in their whole population now according to the most recent study.
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lol King Hyrule revealed his royal portraits



lol must have been another diversity hire out of Faron.
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I'll build a big beautiful hell castle, and trust me folks nobody builds hell castles better than me
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NeonOctopus posted...

-The water from Zora's Domain is cool and refreshing and doesn't taste like Zora taint anymore

Actually this was the reason people left Hyrule for Kakariko. The Zora taint flavoured water was the main export in the Hyrule blackmarket. With it gone the people left Kakariko to gather yummy rocks from the famous Death Mountain and sell it to Gorons in other countries like Holodrum and Labrynna. Every year since Ganondorfs rise to power Death Mountain has sunk 2 inches.

Thanks Ganny, next time stay away from things that's actually working out for the people and deal with the real issues.
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What kinda sicko actually enjoyed drinking that crap. Everyone knew that King Zora had our King under his thumb since that was the only way to get water to his people. King Zora shoving his ass and balls in the water supply was just another fuck you from the Zora people. I'm glad Ganondorf marched over and dealt with that nonsense immediately. He even made the water cool and refreshing too somehow. He's amazing!
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NeonOctopus posted...

What kinda sicko actually enjoyed drinking that crap. Everyone knew that King Zora had our King under his thumb since that was the only way to get water to his people. King Zora shoving his ass and balls in the water supply was just another fuck you from the Zora people. I'm glad Ganondorf marched over and dealt with that nonsense immediately. He even made the water cool and refreshing too somehow. He's amazing!

Hahaha

NeonOctopus posted...

Squall28 posted...

Goron unemployment rates is the lowest it's ever been.

Yeah! There's only 1 unemployed Goron now in their whole population now according to the most recent study.

Yeah those lazy gorons used to always be sleeping and shit. Now the dragon food industry is on fire.
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Squall28 posted...

Yeah those lazy gorons used to always be sleeping and shit. Now the dragon food industry is on fire.

Remember when the Gorons hired child workers to take care of their infestation problem?
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Plus Gorons are kinda dumb. idk how they survived this long as a species >_>
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NeonOctopus posted...

Plus Gorons are kinda dumb. idk how they survived this long as a species >_>

Durability really. They seem to be able to tank magma, immune to drowning, extreme falls, heavy impacts, etc.
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CapnMuffin posted...

immune to drowning

Isn't that they're weakness? It was an instant KO if you feel into water as Goron Link in Majora's Mask
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bump
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Would titty fuck adult Malon btw
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NeonOctopus posted...

-Destroyed the bridge to Gerudo Valley to prevent those dirty Gerudo foreigners from stealing away our chad Hylian men

the Gerudo broke the bridge themselves
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HydraSlayer82 posted...

Some people want to build walls. Some people want to build hell castles.

who the fuck needs walls when you're floating over a pool of lava?
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Chicken posted...

Plus castle town market is still as populated as ever.

lmao
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Walking across a rainbow to get into America seems fitting with our melting pot theme. Also the LGBT crowd would like it too.

NeonOctopus posted...

CapnMuffin posted...

immune to drowning

Isn't that they're weakness? It was an instant KO if you feel into water as Goron Link in Majora's Mask

In Twilight Princess, a Goron ended up in Zora's Domain, deep underwater, and didn't mind at all he was underwater. He seemed to like it because it was a cold.

I would assume Link as a Goron just doesn't know what the hell to do underwater.
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NeonOctopus posted...

Would titty fuck adult Malon btw

I'm more of a bombchu bowling alley girl kind of guy, myself
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Turbam posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Would titty fuck adult Malon btw

I'm more of a bombchu bowling alley girl kind of guy, myself

it' a s-e-c-r-e-t

I can't tell you until you've payed to play
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NeonOctopus posted...

50Blessings posted...

Real talk

Why did Ganondorf destroy Hyrule Town and make his castle look like a hell castle?

Let's be honest. The crime and stray dogs were a really rampant there. It's for the better that he destroyed it >_>

And every ruler used the same boring castle every single generation. Ganondorf just wanted to change it up a bit and I respect that.

I once mentioned this in a similar topic.

The town was full of crime.

Peddlers selling stolen goods, gambling and panhandlers.

Even willing to sell weapons and drug potions to children.

Didn't even question Link for his age at the time.

The guards just look the other way.
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TheGrindery posted...

Walking across a rainbow to get into America seems fitting with our melting pot theme. Also the LGBT crowd would like it too.

lol
Turbam posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Would titty fuck adult Malon btw

I'm more of a bombchu bowling alley girl kind of guy, myself

She"s cute too. She's mad thirsty for Goron and Zora dick in Majora's Mask too.
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NeonOctopus posted...

-No more wild stray dogs in Hyrule Market

I lol'd, tbh.
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You could see Ganondorf had blood coming out of his mouth, blood coming out of his - whereever.

http://www.htloz.net/forums/images/resources/z05/versions/ganon_red.jpg
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Imagine a Zelda where Gannondorf is actually possessed and the final battle is an exorcism.

And Hyrule Castle Town's new inhabitants are so nice and friendly. The first thing they do when you meet them is try to give you a hug.
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Yeah, for all this talk of "King of Evil" Hyrule Field has never been more peaceful. Sure there are a few ghosts wandering around, but they don't do anything other than watch you from a distance, laugh a little, then disappear. I'll take that over stalchildren always trying to steal my kidneys. Maybe the ghosts are just shy.
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He also let those poor redeads immigrate into hyrule. Really a swell guy and misunderstood

Seaman_Prime posted...

He also let those poor redeads immigrate into hyrule. Really a swell guy and misunderstood

Can you believe they were living underground in abandoned tombs beforehand? The nerve of King Hyrule!
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Ganondorf's "hell" castle was obviously a way to stop the lava from flowing into the rest of Hyrule. And what do you think those element based room he had were really for? Obviously ganondorf had fixed the entire issue of climate change while putting himself right on top of the issue so no one could get hurt except him.

And for all his hard work all he wanted was a small barrier to protect himself in case of eruption.
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Ugh this game gave me some massive nostalgia now I want to buy this on the eshop
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How long can the sages be in the chamber before they run out of shit to talk about?

TheGrindery posted...

How long can the sages be in the chamber before they run out of shit to talk about?

3 of them are grown women and 2 of them are grown men, so I'm sure they fuck once in a while.

Saria just awkwardly watches cuz no one wants smash her cuz she has the body of a child >_>
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Ganon was a pretty great leader. Imagine if Zelda had gotten there first as intended. Hah.
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Squall28 posted...

Goron unemployment numbers are the lowest it's ever been.

100% is low?
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sktgamer_13dude posted...

Squall28 posted...

Goron unemployment numbers are the lowest it's ever been.

100% is low?

50%. The shopkeeper was still around and he obviously still had a job >____>
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50% is better than 99% from 7 years ago tho. Most of them were just curled up in balls sleeping. Fucking lazy bums.
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Not too lazy to try chasing you down to give you a hug that you clearly don't want.