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joe40001
02/14/18 6:40:48 AM
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Honestly, by the time you are 30 you should die.

I truly, truly, truly wish it weren't true. But it is.

Life is a horrid monster. Untamable beyond a certain point.
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NonDairyMiltank
02/14/18 6:42:00 AM
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joe40001 posted...
Life is a horrid monster.

no that's just yours
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chill02
02/14/18 6:42:48 AM
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slothica
02/14/18 6:44:43 AM
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It's my favorite cereal tho.
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0AbsoluteZero0
02/14/18 6:50:11 AM
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slothica posted...
It's my favorite cereal tho.

I prefer the board game tbh.
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Yomi
02/14/18 6:52:49 AM
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Just tell us what horrible decisions you made in your life so we don't follow your steps tbh.
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MoistenedYouth
02/14/18 6:53:26 AM
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jyounochi!
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joe40001
02/14/18 6:54:42 AM
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Yomi posted...
Just tell us what horrible decisions you made in your life so we don't follow your steps tbh.

Decision 1: Had hope
Decision 2: Cared if I bothered other people.
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Link HT
02/14/18 6:55:18 AM
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30? lol wtf.

I could understand 50 but at 30 you're basically at your prime if you're a man.
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FluttershyPony
02/14/18 6:57:16 AM
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Link HT posted...
30? lol wtf.

I could understand 50 but at 30 you're basically at your prime if you're a man.

>30
>prime

delusions of an old man. 30 is when you realize you're worthless and should just spend the rest of your life working and paying your bills.
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Link HT
02/14/18 7:00:10 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
Link HT posted...
30? lol wtf.

I could understand 50 but at 30 you're basically at your prime if you're a man.

>30
>prime

delusions of an old man. 30 is when you realize you're worthless and should just spend the rest of your life working and paying your bills.

There are tons of world tier athletes who are 30. You're young enough to do whatever you want in life and should have enough financial stability to afford them.

I guess if you're a fat slob who works a shitty job it's terrible but that has nothing to do with age.
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joe40001
02/14/18 7:00:39 AM
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I can't feel what joy is anymore...

Honestly for real I can not feel it.
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l Dudeboy l
02/14/18 7:07:10 AM
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I turn 30 in a couple of months and I don't really want to be alive anymore.
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MoistenedYouth
02/14/18 7:14:41 AM
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joe40001 posted...
I can't feel what joy is anymore...

Honestly for real I can not feel it.

read the bible man

being an atheists kills ur heart
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pres_madagascar
02/14/18 7:15:34 AM
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itachi15243
02/14/18 7:16:15 AM
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Exactly. Life is too short to last long.
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Uncle Choad
02/14/18 7:19:43 AM
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joe40001 posted...
I can't feel what joy is anymore...

Honestly for real I can not feel it.


You should probably do something joyous.
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Shuto-uke
02/14/18 7:20:07 AM
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joe40001 posted...
Honestly, by the time you are 30 you should die.

I truly, truly, truly wish it weren't true. But it is.

Life is a horrid monster. Untamable beyond a certain point.


How did you pick 30 as a cutoff point? I ask because actually thats what happened to cavemen, few would live past 30, the body starts to slow down then
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clearaflagrantj
02/14/18 7:20:15 AM
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I'm 26 and I'm excited as fuck to be 30 to be honest.

These days a 40 year old man is the most attractive thing on the planet, and if I take care of myself I can be one of those 50 year old dudes that dresses awesome and pounds early 20's women on the reg.

Shit sounds awesome fam.
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knutjob
02/14/18 7:22:25 AM
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I'm 30 and loving life. You guys are weird.
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Shuto-uke
02/14/18 7:22:55 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
I'm 26 and I'm excited as fuck to be 30 to be honest.

These days a 40 year old man is the most attractive thing on the planet, and if I take care of myself I can be one of those 50 year old dudes that dresses awesome and pounds early 20's women on the reg.

Shit sounds awesome fam.


Lmao at 40 you look too old to go to a nightclub or the like. You will get female attention, just not that of the hot 22 to 28 year old girls, at least not in America. Get ready for flabby bodies!
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clearaflagrantj
02/14/18 7:24:21 AM
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Shuto-uke posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
I'm 26 and I'm excited as fuck to be 30 to be honest.

These days a 40 year old man is the most attractive thing on the planet, and if I take care of myself I can be one of those 50 year old dudes that dresses awesome and pounds early 20's women on the reg.

Shit sounds awesome fam.


Lmao at 40 you look too old to go to a nightclub or the like. You will get female attention, just not that of the hot 22 to 28 year old girls, at least not in America. Get ready for flabby bodies!

Which is why when you're 40 you go to high class whisky bars and cigar lounges and other cool shit.

Sounds like you just don't understand the game my man
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Shuto-uke
02/14/18 7:25:04 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
I'm 26 and I'm excited as fuck to be 30 to be honest.

These days a 40 year old man is the most attractive thing on the planet, and if I take care of myself I can be one of those 50 year old dudes that dresses awesome and pounds early 20's women on the reg.

Shit sounds awesome fam.


Lmao at 40 you look too old to go to a nightclub or the like. You will get female attention, just not that of the hot 22 to 28 year old girls, at least not in America. Get ready for flabby bodies!

Which is why when you're 40 you go to high class whisky bars and cigar lounges and other cool shit.

Sounds like you just don't understand the game my man


You are very right, that sounds fun. But the women there are older
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somethingtofear
02/14/18 7:28:14 AM
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Shuto-uke posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
I'm 26 and I'm excited as fuck to be 30 to be honest.

These days a 40 year old man is the most attractive thing on the planet, and if I take care of myself I can be one of those 50 year old dudes that dresses awesome and pounds early 20's women on the reg.

Shit sounds awesome fam.


Lmao at 40 you look too old to go to a nightclub or the like. You will get female attention, just not that of the hot 22 to 28 year old girls, at least not in America. Get ready for flabby bodies!

Which is why when you're 40 you go to high class whisky bars and cigar lounges and other cool shit.

Sounds like you just don't understand the game my man


You are very right, that sounds fun. But the women there are older


Ain't nothing wrong with that.
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Link HT
02/14/18 7:30:17 AM
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This guy is 31

And by "guy", I mean absolute legend and 2018 olympic gold medalist
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Shuto-uke
02/14/18 7:30:48 AM
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somethingtofear posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
I'm 26 and I'm excited as fuck to be 30 to be honest.

These days a 40 year old man is the most attractive thing on the planet, and if I take care of myself I can be one of those 50 year old dudes that dresses awesome and pounds early 20's women on the reg.

Shit sounds awesome fam.


Lmao at 40 you look too old to go to a nightclub or the like. You will get female attention, just not that of the hot 22 to 28 year old girls, at least not in America. Get ready for flabby bodies!

Which is why when you're 40 you go to high class whisky bars and cigar lounges and other cool shit.

Sounds like you just don't understand the game my man


You are very right, that sounds fun. But the women there are older


Ain't nothing wrong with that.


Maybe I will think that way when I am their age. But right now I dont see them as attractive. The bodies and faces arent the same.
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Coffeebeanz
02/14/18 7:45:15 AM
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Guess the world doesn't need doctors then lol
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mustang90
02/14/18 7:49:41 AM
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Lol stop trying to bring other people down to your level joe.
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the_cajun88
02/14/18 7:50:51 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
slothica posted...
It's my favorite cereal tho.

I prefer the board game tbh.

the movie is good, too
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Zazabar
02/14/18 9:08:22 AM
#30:


I dreaded the day I would be turning 30. I always felt like I was officially entering adulthood and was leaving everything typically associated with someone being in their twenties, such as partying, college, having fun, starting a career, going out and trying new things, enjoying life, etc. Not saying you can't do these things outside your twenties, but that's what I've come to associate with those in the 20-29 age range.

I turned 30 as I was stocking shelves in a grocery store with less than a semester towards obtaining my Master's with no real job in sight, still living at home with my mom, and making less than $20k a year.

Feels bad, man. I'm with you tc. I'm fortunate enough to share the struggle with an awesome woman, but that can only help so much. Turning 30 was the worst. I agree with you to a certain extent. If I had only started a career in my twenties, life past 30 wouldn't be so bad/hard.
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REMercsChamp
02/14/18 9:14:13 AM
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Wut? I turned 30 a few weeks ago and feel great.
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Spiderman23JII
02/14/18 9:16:35 AM
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AlisLandale
02/14/18 9:18:13 AM
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Colonel Sanders started KFC in his 60s. We're still in the prime of our lives, babeh
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hollow_shrine
02/14/18 9:19:04 AM
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I feel like life gets better after thirty.

The older I get the more I feel at peace with myself and what I want, and the less pressure I feel to manage other people's expectations.
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EverDownward
02/14/18 9:19:43 AM
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Whatever you say, Sage
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Shuto-uke
02/14/18 9:21:34 AM
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Zazabar posted...
I dreaded the day I would be turning 30. I always felt like I was officially entering adulthood and was leaving everything typically associated with someone being in their twenties, such as partying, college, having fun, starting a career, going out and trying new things, enjoying life, etc. Not saying you can't do these things outside your twenties, but that's what I've come to associate with those in the 20-29 age range.

I turned 30 as I was stocking shelves in a grocery store with less than a semester towards obtaining my Master's with no real job in sight, still living at home with my mom, and making less than $20k a year.

Feels bad, man. I'm with you tc. I'm fortunate enough to share the struggle with an awesome woman, but that can only help so much. Turning 30 was the worst. I agree with you to a certain extent. If I had only started a career in my twenties, life past 30 wouldn't be so bad/hard.


Your girl doesnt care about your 20k/yr situation? She is a keeper!
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GritBusters
02/14/18 9:22:56 AM
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I was over 30 when I got a nasty sleeping disorder diagnosed and managed.

I feel younger now than I did at 18.
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BlazinBlue88
02/14/18 9:23:43 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
I'm 26 and I'm excited as fuck to be 30 to be honest.

These days a 40 year old man is the most attractive thing on the planet, and if I take care of myself I can be one of those 50 year old dudes that dresses awesome and pounds early 20's women on the reg.

Shit sounds awesome fam.


Lmao at 40 you look too old to go to a nightclub or the like. You will get female attention, just not that of the hot 22 to 28 year old girls, at least not in America. Get ready for flabby bodies!

Which is why when you're 40 you go to high class whisky bars and cigar lounges and other cool shit.

Sounds like you just don't understand the game my man

Exactly. That air of sophistication that comes from being a grey fox will make all the women fall at your feet. There are pros and cons of different decades of your life. You're focusing too much on the pros of being in your 20s and the cons of everything after.
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
02/14/18 9:24:46 AM
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I'm 30 (31 next month) and feel great.

Fianc, good career, still go out, live independently - not much to complain about frankly.
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Darker Cheshire
02/14/18 9:29:52 AM
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Turning 35 this year. Steady job and source of income, got married, bought a house. Don't have kids so responsibilities are still rather light compared to others. I've been more socially active in my 30s than I probably been in my 20s.

I do feel for those that probably have too much social anxiety to put themselves out there and develop relationships and social connections.

I don't quite feel so much for those that only pine for a time they could be irresponsible enough to just sit at home in their underwear playing vidya games and wanking it all summer.
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REMercsChamp
02/14/18 9:36:52 AM
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Darker Cheshire posted...
I don't quite feel so much for those that only pine for a time they could be irresponsible enough to just sit at home in their underwear playing vidya games and wanking it all summer.

Think you're better than us?
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Vindris_SNH
02/14/18 9:37:25 AM
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31 and still loving life, probably more than ever.
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Darker Cheshire
02/14/18 9:43:54 AM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Darker Cheshire posted...
I don't quite feel so much for those that only pine for a time they could be irresponsible enough to just sit at home in their underwear playing vidya games and wanking it all summer.

Think you're better than us?


Never said that. Just said I don't feel quite so bad for people who come across as unfulfilled if that's all they (or think they) want to do.
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Kanaya413
02/14/18 10:05:59 AM
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I feel you
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Vicious_Dios
02/14/18 10:07:23 AM
#47:


joe40001 posted...
Honestly, by the time you are 30 you should die.

I truly, truly, truly wish it weren't true. But it is.

Life is a horrid monster. Untamable beyond a certain point.


What kind of shitass logic is this?
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Shuto-uke
02/14/18 10:07:45 AM
#48:


Darker Cheshire posted...
I don't quite feel so much for those that only pine for a time they could be irresponsible enough to just sit at home in their underwear playing vidya games and wanking it all summer.


Look at mr. Awesome over here. TC already feels bad about his life, why must you kick him while he is down?

Look, youre 35 and have a house and a wife. Enjoy your 2 minutes under the sun, the pressure of having a mortgage is HUGE. If your wife is around your age her good looks will begin to fade any time now, and next thing you know youre dreading the time you have to touch her pear body just to keep her satisfied. Not only that, in just a couple years your erections will get softer and take more time to happen. Your refractory periods will get longer and longer. Testosterone decreases at 33, by 37 you will get flabby and have trouble building muscle.

You will be stuck with Rogaine, statins, viagra and an overweight significant other in just a year or two, three tops, looking fondly at the days you used to be able to wank and play vidjagames.
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MagicOracle
02/14/18 10:11:36 AM
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Darker Cheshire posted...
Just said I don't feel quite so bad for people who come across as unfulfilled if that's all they (or think they) want to do.


And snaring yourself in capitalism's web is somehow better?
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