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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:35:39 PM
#1:


methinks I'm getting dumped after work. Always stay prepared for the worst.

Who here will drink with me tonight if that happens?
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Cacciato
02/12/18 3:36:27 PM
#2:


RCtheWSBC posted...
Who here will drink with me tonight if that happens?

You know you can count on me!
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:36:48 PM
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Cacciato posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Who here will drink with me tonight if that happens?

You know you can count on me!

I should not be enabling you but I knew you'd agree, lol
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argonautweakend
02/12/18 3:36:56 PM
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no but ill prolly be blazin so ill roll up in your memory....

...as if you had actually died
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LinkPizza
02/12/18 3:37:24 PM
#5:


Sure. I can.
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:37:48 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
no but ill prolly be blazin so ill roll up in your memory....

...as if you had actually died

Aw, I could do that too...because he just gave me some yesterday ;__;

LinkPizza posted...
Sure. I can.

Thanks, homie.

Anyone here feel like doing my statistics homework, too? lol
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darcandkharg31
02/12/18 3:39:07 PM
#7:


I'll get us started.

*sips whiskey*
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:39:20 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
I'll get us started.

*sips whiskey*

You've been off the charts lately. What's up man?
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shadowsword87
02/12/18 3:40:06 PM
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I'm just working on studying for an exam for class I already passed (credit didn't transfer), how's school going for you?
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darcandkharg31
02/12/18 3:40:26 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
You've been off the charts lately. What's up man?

Nothing much, I was just joking, I work at 4 so no booze today!
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:41:03 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
I'm just working on studying for an exam for class I already passed (credit didn't transfer), how's school going for you?

It's shit. I'm in the middle of writing a letter to my student government explaining how shit it is, on behalf of many of my colleagues who also agree that it's shit.

I have an assignment due tomorrow so I probably shouldn't get so wasted before I complete it.

darcandkharg31 posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
You've been off the charts lately. What's up man?

Nothing much, I was just joking, I work at 4 so no booze today!

Well this weekend you were having hella fun on here lol. Just want to make sure you're okay.
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 3:41:22 PM
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Boo-urns. I don't know why people think that statement is of any benefit to anyone. It makes them (rightfully) worry about something, whether or not anything bad actually happens in relation to it.
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DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 3:42:10 PM
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How long you guys been going out?
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:43:06 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Boo-urns. I don't know why people think that statement is of any benefit to anyone. It makes them (rightfully) worry about something, whether or not anything bad actually happens in relation to it.

Word. And due to my past experiences I am bound to think negatively about what may happen.

I was literally visualizing a situation where he'd soon dump me over coffee on my walk to the bus stop, and then on the damn bus I got the text, lol. It was too surreal. But we'll see what goes down.

DirtBasedSoap posted...
How long you guys been going out?

About a month. Had a date over this past weekend, and I'm planning to catch his band's show tomorrow night.
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Moonjay
02/12/18 3:43:25 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Boo-urns. I don't know why people think that statement is of any benefit to anyone. It makes them (rightfully) worry about something, whether or not anything bad actually happens in relation to it.


Oh yeah, I can't stand vague statements like that. Tell me what's up or wait until we're face to face and start talking. Don't anticipate my brain!
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02/12/18 3:43:45 PM
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 3:45:58 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Boo-urns. I don't know why people think that statement is of any benefit to anyone. It makes them (rightfully) worry about something, whether or not anything bad actually happens in relation to it.

Word. And due to my past experiences I am bound to think negatively about what may happen.

I was literally visualizing a situation where he'd soon dump me over coffee on my walk to the bus stop, and then on the damn bus I got the text, lol. It was too surreal. But we'll see what goes down.

That sucks... it's a terrible opening line, but delivered super early compounds it. I'd be agitated all day and just want to get it over with. I hate cryptic stuff. Hopefully it's nothing or a tasteless joke setting up something for Valentine's Day.
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:47:47 PM
#18:


I appreciate the e-support, y'all. I have another 3 hours of work before the mystery is solved.
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 3:48:19 PM
#19:


What self-respecting person still sends that text

"Hey let me ruin the next eight hours of your day by flooding you with anxiety and dread"

jesus christ
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SunWuKung420
02/12/18 3:49:00 PM
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It's $3 Lagunitas IPA night at my local watering hole.

I hope you're not getting dumped.
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SunWuKung420
02/12/18 3:49:25 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
What self-respecting person still sends that text

"Hey let me ruin the next eight hours of your day by flooding you with anxiety and dread"

jesus christ


Usually an asshole.
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:49:42 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
What self-respecting person still sends that text

"Hey let me ruin the next eight hours of your day by flooding you with anxiety and dread"

jesus christ

looool I really appreciate this

I played it cool and responded, "oh yeah sure I'm free after work" but in actuality I was muttering curses under my breath on the bus.

SunWuKung420 posted...
It's $3 Lagunitas IPA night at my local watering hole.

I hope you're not getting dumped.

Ugh that'd be awesome, except I'm also low on money right now. I have some Lagunitas, whiskey and Kahlua at home. We'll see if I have one drink or 3+ later.
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 3:51:16 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
What self-respecting person still sends that text

"Hey let me ruin the next eight hours of your day by flooding you with anxiety and dread"

jesus christ

looool I really appreciate this

I played it cool and responded, "oh yeah sure I'm free after work" but in actuality I was muttering curses under my breath on the bus.

fuck that

tell him to man up and tell you what he wants

that way if he wants to dump you, you don't have to waste your time going to his place or waiting for him to show up and then waiting for him to leave your place

if he's gonna dump you, at least free up your evening
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 3:52:06 PM
#24:


Muffinz0rz posted...
What self-respecting person still sends that text

"Hey let me ruin the next eight hours of your day by flooding you with anxiety and dread"

jesus christ

That's the most accurate summation of this possible.
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:52:08 PM
#25:


I've been dumped via text before, dude. I'll take the in-person conversation this time. We're meeting at the tea shop where we had our first date (ruh-roh)
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 3:53:15 PM
#26:


RCtheWSBC posted...
I've been dumped via text before, dude. I'll take the in-person conversation this time. We're meeting at the tea shop where we had our first date (ruh-roh)

oh shit maybe he's proposing then
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Moonjay
02/12/18 3:53:53 PM
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Now there's a complete spectrum of possibilities! Thanks, vague statement.
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 3:54:46 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
oh shit maybe he's proposing then

Moonjay posted...
Now there's a complete spectrum of possibilities! Thanks, vague statement.

hahaha yep. Who fucking knows?
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 4:00:09 PM
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"I own this tea shop and I'm a secret millionaire. Let's go to my private Caribbean island now."

Maybe?
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:02:24 PM
#31:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
"I own this tea shop and I'm a secret millionaire. Let's go to my private Caribbean island now."

Maybe?

A girl can dream!

quigonzel posted...
Boy, I hope it's something fun-related.

Does, "I'd have more fun without you around" count? >___>
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Blighboy
02/12/18 4:04:47 PM
#32:


Y'all should stay over at my place so you don't have to deal with any sleazy guys trying to hit you up and take advantage of your broken easily manipulated psyche.
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 4:05:09 PM
#33:


RCtheWSBC posted...
Does, "I'd have more fun without you around" count? >___>

VF1p5XN

Blighboy posted...
Y'all should stay over at my place so you don't have to deal with any sleazy guys trying to hit you up and take advantage of your broken easily manipulated psyche.

okay but who's going to protect her from PotD
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:05:27 PM
#34:


Bligh, are you loving me or negging me?
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Blighboy
02/12/18 4:06:34 PM
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I'm the type of guy to tell a girl her bunghole reeks while blasting six feet of rope down her love cave from behind.
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:06:58 PM
#36:


oh god why
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lihlih
02/12/18 4:07:29 PM
#37:


I've received a few of those texts before, but I've never been dumped following the text.

I did give one out, and the girl refused to meet me or talk to me on the phone, forcing me to dump her over text though.
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ZiggiStardust
02/12/18 4:08:32 PM
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has this been a long time coming, or have you two been pretty happy?

i guess i'm asking if you expected this would happen, ok?
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 4:09:14 PM
#39:


lihlih posted...
I did give one out, and the girl refused to meet me or talk to me on the phone, forcing me to dump her over text though.

I think she did the right thing tbh

Like for real, I know "dumping over text" is a lame chiche at this point, but I'd much rather just rip that bandaid off instead of going out there, talking in person, meandering around, having a huge drawn-out conversation, and then leaving

Frees up my evening
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Mead
02/12/18 4:10:23 PM
#40:


Im overdue for a good drink
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:10:43 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
has this been a long time coming, or have you two been pretty happy?

i guess i'm asking if you expected this would happen, ok?

I mean we just hung out this weekend (saw a concert and stayed over his place) and I thought it went fine. I didn't leave on bad vibes. But for some reason today I started having some "what if he dumps me" thoughts, and then bam!

I'm hoping it's just some more discussion and clearing the air about things as we've gotten to know each other, rather than out-right dumping.

Mead posted...
Im overdue for a good drink

Hell yeah duder, I'll let you know when I commence
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ZiggiStardust
02/12/18 4:10:46 PM
#42:


Mead posted...
Im overdue for a good drink

come over quick, bb
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Mead
02/12/18 4:11:40 PM
#43:


ZiggiStardust posted...
Mead posted...
Im overdue for a good drink

come over quick, bb


What was in that I feel drowsy all of a sudden
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ZiggiStardust
02/12/18 4:11:46 PM
#44:


ahh, gotcha. how long have you been together?
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 4:12:02 PM
#45:


Mead posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
Mead posted...
Im overdue for a good drink

come over quick, bb


What was in that I feel drowsy all of a sudden

o_o
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 4:12:17 PM
#46:


RCtheWSBC posted...
oh god why

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ZiggiStardust
02/12/18 4:12:43 PM
#47:


Mead posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
Mead posted...
Im overdue for a good drink

come over quick, bb

What was in that I feel drowsy all of a sudden

jiND5a3
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:12:53 PM
#48:


ZiggiStardust posted...
ahh, gotcha. how long have you been together?

Just a month, been going out at least once a week. The only real issue thus far was his wanting to take it slow after we first had sex. But i dunno man, sex is great and I like having it >__>
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 4:14:24 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
ahh, gotcha. how long have you been together?

Just a month, been going out at least once a week. The only real issue thus far was his wanting to take it slow after we first had sex. But i dunno man, sex is great and I like having it >__>

The pen 15 club is the happening place to be!
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 4:14:32 PM
#50:


RCtheWSBC posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
ahh, gotcha. how long have you been together?

Just a month, been going out at least once a week. The only real issue thus far was his wanting to take it slow after we first had sex. But i dunno man, sex is great and I like having it >__>

what

who has sex and then decides not to have sex
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