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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 6:03:54 AM #1: |
Nothing happens. You are just a jar of jam on a kitchen counter. An inanimate object with no freewill or motor functions.
What do you do? A - Wait 15 minutes B - Wait 30 minutes C - Wait 45 minutes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lathissamus 02/05/18 6:09:51 AM #2: |
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 6:44:25 AM #3: |
A - Wait 15 minutes
15 minutes has passed. Nothing happened. You got tired of waiting, so you tried to look around. But you see nothing. You are a jar of jam. You don't have eyes to see with. Still, you know that there's a jar of peanut butter beside you. You don't know how you know that, but you just do. What do you do? A - Try to say hi to the jar of peanut butter B - Try to fight the jar of peanut butter C - Try to slide off the kitchen counter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lathissamus 02/05/18 6:47:51 AM #4: |
B - Try to fight the jar of peanut butter
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 7:01:52 AM #5: |
B - Try to fight the jar of peanut butter
Try as you might, nothing happens. You are just a jar of jam. You have no hands or legs. On the other hand, the jar of peanut butter is as lifeless as you are. It's just a jar of peanut butter, with no life of its own. Night time comes, you A - Shut off your vague conscience and get some sleep B - Shut off your vague conscience and get some sleep C - Shut off your vague conscience and get some sleep ... Copied to Clipboard!
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anth0ny 02/05/18 7:02:29 AM #6: |
C!
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anth0ny 02/05/18 7:03:18 AM #7: |
i can't wait to see what happens :3
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flat_tyre 02/05/18 7:06:07 AM #8: |
What's the plot twist gonna be?!?!?!?! O____O
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 7:12:36 AM #9: |
C - Shut off your vague conscience and get some sleep
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anth0ny 02/05/18 7:13:27 AM #10: |
A!
being a jar of jam = chill af --- moo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/05/18 7:13:36 AM #11: |
Just monika
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 7:19:05 AM #12: |
Someone post a tie breaker damnit.
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flat_tyre 02/05/18 7:19:25 AM #13: |
No, no, no!!! Do you all want to mess this up badly?! So you really want to end up falling off the shelf and smashing this poor jar to smithereens?!?
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 7:26:06 AM #14: |
Still looking for that tie breaker
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 7:32:16 AM #15: |
Alright then. I'll do all three. In sequence.
A - ...... ...... ...... ......... .............. .............. ............ ......... ......... .......... .................. ............ ........... B - ...... ... ... ... ... ........ .............. .......... ........ .............. ........................................................................ ................... ............... ..................... ..................... ................................. ..................... .......... ....... C - ............ ...... .......... ............. ................ .................?! A - It's just daytime. B - It's the middle of the night, and someone's coming C - It's the middle of the night, and a cockroach is crawling on the counter ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kastrada 02/05/18 7:32:17 AM #16: |
Combination of A, B, and C.
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Reis 02/05/18 7:42:45 AM #17: |
C
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BlueScum 02/05/18 7:49:56 AM #20: |
B!
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Sneezy 02/05/18 7:50:01 AM #21: |
anyway. I'm making a jam jar theme song. :3
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 7:51:08 AM #22: |
C - It's the middle of the night, and a cockroach is crawling on the counter
It's the middle of the night, and a cockroach is crawling on the counter. You'd feel disgusted and irked out if you were a human. But you are just a jar of jam. You feel nothing. Just then, a guy enters the kitchen. He's your owner. He's a lazy bastard, so he's not going to bother switching on the lights. He's here to get a cup of water before going back to bed. But little does he know, the cockroach has crawled into his cup. What do you do? A - Leave him be B - Shout out a warning to him C - Try to fight the cockroach ... Copied to Clipboard!
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flat_tyre 02/05/18 7:53:12 AM #23: |
B - shout out a warning to him, then C - lunge at the cockroach in a heroic manner
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 8:10:09 AM #24: |
B - shout out a warning to him, then C - lunge at the cockroach in a heroic manner
You try to shout something to your owner, but nothing comes out. You're a jar of jam. A non-living thing. Attempting a lunge produced the same effect: nothing. You somehow spectate your owner absent-mindedly pour some water into his cup. The cockroach tries to scuttle out of the cup, but by then the cup is already en route to your owner's mouth. Still half-asleep, he felt hairy legs scrambling in between his lips and tongue. He gags for a while. "OH FUCK!" He spat out the water and the cockroach. Now the cockroach is back on the counter, along with a big puddle of water. Your owner ran off to rinse and gargle his mouth. Who cares about your owner anyway? The camera is on you, the jar of jam, as meaningless as that is. The cockroach is about to scurry off into the night. A - Ask the jar of peanut butter to team up and chase after the cockroach B - Listen to your owner gargle down the whole bottle of Listerine C - Sit there and do nothing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TableLicker 02/05/18 8:11:23 AM #25: |
C
--- It's Dudeboy, and I'm warned. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueScum 02/05/18 8:11:46 AM #26: |
B
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smoke_break 02/05/18 8:13:18 AM #27: |
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anth0ny 02/05/18 8:24:11 AM #28: |
"A" bitch!
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 8:32:44 AM #29: |
A - Ask the jar of peanut butter to team up and chase after the c***roach
You try to speak to the peanut butter about teaming up, but you couldn't muster a single word. You have no mouth. Didn't you learn this from post #24 already? While the cockroach disappeared into the night, your owner has already gone back to sleep. It's darkness all around again. 4 hours later, it's daytime. Your owner wanders into the kitchen, looking for something to eat. You see him take out a couple slices of bread. A - Campaign to your owner to eat his bread with your jam B - Campaign to your owner to eat his bread with your neighbour's peanut butter C - Sit back and let your owner down his bread with a swig of water ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueScum 02/05/18 8:36:17 AM #30: |
B plz
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flat_tyre 02/05/18 8:36:45 AM #31: |
You know what? I may be only a jar of jam... but I'm a realist. Even *I* know all I'm capable of doing C.
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DocileOrangeCup 02/06/18 1:27:26 AM #32: |
b
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Distant_Rainbow 02/06/18 1:33:31 AM #33: |
A, and get aroused by the owner scooping jam from inside myself.
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refmon 02/06/18 1:33:39 AM #34: |
b
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/06/18 4:42:52 AM #35: |
Oh, you guys came back.
B - Campaign to your owner to eat his bread with your neighbour's peanut butter You thought of sending your neighbour to its doom, but nothing happened. You're just a jar of jam. You're not campaigning for anything because jars of jam can't do anything, except sit there and wait for their owners to consume its contents. Anyway, your owner picked out the jar of peanut butter by himself. The jar of peanut butter did not die. It was never alive to begin with. You're just jam. You'll never beat peanut butter as the top spread on breads. Ever. You: A - Sulk B - Mope C - Brood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueScum 02/06/18 4:45:31 AM #36: |
C
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Distant_Rainbow 02/06/18 4:48:00 AM #37: |
D - Cheer yourself up by telling yourself that hey, you're still better than that chump marmalade.
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MabusIncarnate 02/06/18 4:53:01 AM #38: |
Wait for your mom to spoon me.
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Emerald_Wyvern 02/06/18 4:57:28 AM #39: |
C
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