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| Topic | Completely shitty CYOA: You are a jar of jam on a kitchen counter |
| do_ob_tpkillr 02/05/18 8:10:09 AM #24: | B - shout out a warning to him, then C - lunge at the cockroach in a heroic manner You try to shout something to your owner, but nothing comes out. You're a jar of jam. A non-living thing. Attempting a lunge produced the same effect: nothing. You somehow spectate your owner absent-mindedly pour some water into his cup. The cockroach tries to scuttle out of the cup, but by then the cup is already en route to your owner's mouth. Still half-asleep, he felt hairy legs scrambling in between his lips and tongue. He gags for a while. "OH FUCK!" He spat out the water and the cockroach. Now the cockroach is back on the counter, along with a big puddle of water. Your owner ran off to rinse and gargle his mouth. Who cares about your owner anyway? The camera is on you, the jar of jam, as meaningless as that is. The cockroach is about to scurry off into the night. A - Ask the jar of peanut butter to team up and chase after the cockroach B - Listen to your owner gargle down the whole bottle of Listerine C - Sit there and do nothing ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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