Poll of the Day > Funny douchie / muscle head phrases?

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Flyingpirate
01/24/18 4:36:13 PM
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Working on a video game map (Starcraft). One of the enemy types (Combined Heavy Arms Division or C.H.A.D) spout random jerk phrases when you get close. I need 4.
So far I have...

"I'll smash you!"
"Faawwkinn!"

I was thinking of having death phrases too.

"Its just a prank, bro!"
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Stupid Pirate Guy
01/24/18 4:39:45 PM
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Do you even lift?
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Flyingpirate
01/24/18 4:41:30 PM
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Perfect! How'd I forget that one? Thanks!
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Mead
01/24/18 7:06:42 PM
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Ball tap!
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dragon504
01/24/18 7:29:45 PM
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Flyingpirate
01/24/18 11:44:56 PM
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bump
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Krazy_Kirby
01/24/18 11:54:27 PM
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"you beta loser"

(although they would probably spell it "looser")
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jramirez23
01/25/18 12:15:56 AM
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Wazzzaap?

Gaaaaaaaaayyy

Looking small bro, you gotta get swole
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EclairReturns
01/25/18 12:19:37 AM
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"Calm your tits, bruh."

I just hate the first three words of that phrase so much.
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SINnocent
01/25/18 1:22:24 AM
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More plates, more dates!
Curls for girls.
No pecs, no sex.

Honestly I've been around that culture most of my life... I can probably come up with hundreds.
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Cacciato
01/25/18 1:24:52 AM
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SINnocent posted...
More plates, more dates!
Curls for girls.
No pecs, no sex.

Honestly I've been around that culture most of my life... I can probably come up with hundreds.

Only good suggestions so far.

Also, no glutes, no sloots
Education is important but big biceps are more importanter

Alternatively just watch BroScience videos on YouTube and go from there.
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