Board 8 > B8UCA Presents: Sunday Morning COMBAT! Ft. TAYBLES, Sultan/Tom, Emerald/DP!

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Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76174073
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT

Royal Rumble Preview/The True Match?: TheSultanOfSlam vs. B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Tom Bombadil
Sultan thinks this is the true main event of the Rumble, but he tied Emerald so it's a triple-threat. So now we have this non-title affair to prove once and for all if it's as he said it is.

Undercard

The also-rans: B8UCA MW Champion Boko vs. DpOblivion
DP wanted a match - well here it is, against the living legend, Boko!

PROMO CHALLENGE: Tag-Team Titles
What team, if any, deserves a shot at Apollo and Strife's tag titles? Convince the admins - team up and cut a promo!

They wanted it: EmeraldEgg vs. davidponte
Emerald and david both wanted this so here it is! david wants a clean sweep of people in the Rumble title match, Emerald wants to keep the momentum going.

OK EAED HERE IS YOUR MATCH: eaedwards vs. B8UCA Tag-Team Champions Apollo_Phoenix and Strife2
Well he said he wanted a match

Tables Match for the MASTER OF TAYBLES Title: Master of Taybles ZeroSignal620 vs. greengravy
ZSig! gravy! WHO WILL BE THE MASTER OF TAYBLES
First vote with a message ID ending in 0 wins!

Classic S battle FEATURING JESTERDOM!: StifledSilence vs. Jester Stevie3V vs. B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion Solioxrz362
BAH GAWD THE S USERS GO TO WAR AGAIN
Also if Solio comes last here he will be stripped of the MELEE title. Stevie and Stifled will face off for it at the Rumble instead!

Oh hey it's Nick vs. Wigs: Whiskey_Nick vs. B8UCA LW Champion WiggumFan267
Non-title, of course.
But hey in certain other, now-extinct, user contests, this would be like a final-worthy match!

ONLY 10 TV SHOWS LEFT AFTER THIS VOTE FORM

Sultan vs. Tom
Boko vs. DP
Emerald vs. david
eaed vs. Apollo/Strife
ZSig vs. gravy
Stifled vs. Stevie vs. Solio
Nick vs. Wigs
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Sultan
DP
david
eaed
ZSig
Stifled
Wigs
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Tom
DP
Emerald
Apollo/Strife
ZSig
Solio
Wigs
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@TheSultanOfSlam @Tom_Bombadil @MajinZidane @DpObliVion @Emeraldegg @davidponte @eaedwards6400 @Apollo_Phoenix @Strife2
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@ZeroSignal620 @greengravy294 @StifledSilence @Solioxrz362 @Whiskey_Nick @WiggumFan267
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I see what you did there, XIII. Leaving me out of the match of Rumble winners was blatant. This one was a bit more subtle. Throw my name in the banner to attract attention, my patented and well-known initials, to draw the crowd to the arena, facing a number one contender to the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE that I am the greatest champion of in the history of the UCA. But it was not me facing Emerald. It was davidponte.

No disrespect to david. That's a great match in its own right. And no disrespect to Boko, who's a legend, who you begrudgingly put me on the card against, so at least I was actually there when the fans saw my name on the bill and came to see me. But I don't believe for one second that this was a mistake or a misunderstanding. This was more intentional disrespect towards me, in only ways that you, as our newly returned admin, have the power to make happen. You took my name and gave it to another, in a prominent UCA advertising display. And look at it right there....plenty of room to spell out "david" for the proper billing. No excuses.

I don't know what I could have done to provoke these attacks, other than my own success creating jealousy. Your pursuit of 1000 days as a champion, you needed that mark. You needed it because you needed to claim yourself as the greatest in the history of the UCA. But you failed to reach that great round number, and now your quantity doesn't stand up to my quality.

The end of the UCA is rapidly approaching. History has its eyes on us.
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I have no idea what you're talking about and also if I was, hypothetically, attacking you it's quite clear that it would, hypothetically, be working since you sound like a final fantasy villain
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Tom
Apollo/Strife
ZSig
Solio
Wigs
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Sultan
DP
david
Apollo/Strife
ZSig
Stifled
Nick
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*Eaed gets tied into the ropes while getting pummeled by Apollo. The referee admonishes him, so Apollo pulls the ref from the action during the argument. Strife finishes the UCA Title Sheet and whacks Eaed in the head with the clipboard it's attached to during the confusion. Strife sets it back down before the ref turns back around*
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This is the part where I come out here, microphone in hand, and talk about how I beat one of the competitors for the Undisputed title clean, and how I'll do it again tonight. Right?

Well, it's true. You all saw it. See, I'm going to pull the curtain back just a tiny bit and explain something to everyone. Sometimes, after someone spends significant time at the top of the card, they take a back seat and allow others to get a chance in the spotlight. Sometimes that lasts longer than you'd expect, but that isn't important.

Sometimes they become a midcard champion, and do very well in that role until the collective realizes that maybe, just maybe, they're ready to head back into that spotlight, so they lose the title, and it's not because they are inferior, not at all, it's because they need a clean slate as they get back into the main event scene.

Well, here we are. Where am I going next? It's clear, really. The UCA Rumble. Every year, the ten or so people, who we all know can truly contend (and the five others who we all know aren't winning), come down here and pitch the world on why they are going to win the Rumble.

Here goes! I am going to win the Rumble. And, unlike many of my fellow superstars, I really am going to win it. Cockiness can be the death of a person, and sure, coming out here, speaking like this, being so sure of my victory, it can bite me in the ass, but really think, who else can it possibly be?

Just think. I'm back in the main event scene. I've come off of a great Melee Mayhem reign. I'm on my way to beating the top contender's to the Undisputed title. Then you factor in my past. I've won most of what there is to win, and last year, the Rumble happened at a down time for me, so it was clear I had no chance.

This time, though, the stars have aligned. I wanted one last chance at the Undisputed Title, and the Rumble is where that happens. It's where it will happen.

I didn't come out here to sell myself on why I should win. I'm not a politician, pleading with the public to cast their vote for me, and elect me as the Rumble winner, no. I've meticulously, step by step, laid out how it all makes sense, how there is no other possible outcome.

All that's left is make sure the plan runs its course.
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come at me!
Boko
Emerald
Apollo/Strife
ZSig
Solio
Wigs
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Tom
DP
david
Apollo/Strife
ZSig
Stifled
Wigs
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Bro. Stevie. Wtf. First a bunch of people try to compare me to you, and now you're trying to give me the jester cap? You're such a melvin bro, you need to chill.

DP
Emerald (but david is pretty chill too bro!)
ZSig
Solio
I am voting for both Nick and Wigs
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Tom
Dp
David
The Kingdom
Zsig
Stifled
Nick

Tsk tsk. I've been absent from B8 lately, but I'm certainly not going into the Rumble as the Jester!
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*Apollo and Strife double team Eaed in the corner, and hit a double spinebuster. As Apollo begins holding Eaed down on the mat, Strife grabs his title belt joins the commentary table*

I want everyone at home and everyone backstage to look at this scene going on in the ring. Apollo is controlling Eaed, cutting off any chance for escape from this hold, with absolute efficiency. I want you to look at this championship, which we have held for two months straight. We even survived 24 hours against three people to keep it.

*Shoves the title into the camera*

This is what the Kingdom has. I heard XIII put out a challenge to anyone to come and take it. You all have ONE chance. One chance to put an end to us, before we put the clamps down on this division going into the last E-Popmania event. That is at the UCA Rumble.

We ended the Tag Team time loop by sweeping Serious Survival, because the Kingdom of the Gods couldn't.

We kicked some asses of people who sought to "dissolve" our reign...because ZSig and Eddv couldn't.

We put a stop to a final championship comeback, because Whiskey on the Rocks couldn't.

I normally do not flaunt success, but I have every reason to. What I am asking for is someone to think that they could take these away. Go ahead and try. This tag team division will end on a high note, even if I have to force it: even if I have to tie up and drag two people bleeding and screaming into this ring to suffer an ass whipping. All you have to do is come out, put a stop to us, and prove us wrong. Otherwise, we will just watch UCA superstars pass up a great opportunity: one chance for a different team to do what all those others didn't: to prove they could.

Otherwise, as Apollo says, Forever Shall We Reign

*Strife throws down the headset and returns to the match*
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Tom
DP
Emerald
eaed
gravy
Solio
WIGS GERT FUCKED NICK
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Sultan
Boko
Eaed
ZSig
Stifled
WIGS

They fight dirty! Did you see that?!
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Tom
The True DP
Emerald
Eaed
Zsig
Solio
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Sultan
Boko
david
Apollo/Strife
ZSig
Stifled
Nick
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Working till like 6 today so results after
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Tom
DP
Emerald
eaed
ZSig
Stifled
Wigs

This topic is boring.

Where's the extremities where users are on fire in an inferno match and you could could just do a simple picture of the match in Powerpoint? That would be cool.

Yes that was me. :)

@PrestonStarry who was it you that I wanted to face you at Epopmania that time

I can't remember
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Ah ok cool.
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Sorry for showing up here late, great matches everyone
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I appreciate it
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