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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:19:22 PM
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I'm scared guys... It ain't a test. Its on the news, got an alert on my phone.... Wtf?
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Chicken
01/13/18 1:20:29 PM
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Just find your nearest katana and slice it in half.
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Questionmarktarius
01/13/18 1:20:30 PM
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LIsJustice
01/13/18 1:20:50 PM
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rip in pieces
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kingdrake2
01/13/18 1:21:33 PM
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Chicken posted...
Just find your nearest katana and slice it in half.


how he supposed to do that?
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:21:46 PM
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I"m not joking btw. I know there's nothign to find online, but we are getting these messages live on the news and on our phones.
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HBKick18
01/13/18 1:21:47 PM
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War were declared
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Stallion_Prime
01/13/18 1:21:52 PM
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sylverlolol
01/13/18 1:22:34 PM
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All your base are belong to them
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ImCallingYouOut
01/13/18 1:22:35 PM
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must be the antiwelch event
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:22:40 PM
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Fuck and I'm right by a marine corps base too... But I'm far away from Pearl Harbor, but I just talked to my dad and he said he's playing golf right by there.
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Chicken
01/13/18 1:23:27 PM
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nicklebro posted...
Fuck and I'm right by a marine corps base too... But I'm far away from Pearl Harbor, but I just talked to my dad and he said he's playing golf right by there.


Maybe you got the alert cuz he got a hole in one. Or maybe you should go hide under a table or something.
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gnome from nome
01/13/18 1:24:11 PM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/952243723525677056
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Metua
01/13/18 1:24:11 PM
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:24:35 PM
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Phew, now its looking like its a mistake.
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LIsJustice
01/13/18 1:25:13 PM
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Someone's getting fired ayy.
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:25:53 PM
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lol I was so scared for a little while there....
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Harpie
01/13/18 1:26:13 PM
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NinjaBreakfast
01/13/18 1:27:03 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://www.goarmy.com/locate-a-recruiter.html

Think he was looking for ways NOT to die my dude
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:28:04 PM
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Harpie posted...

but this was funny
https://mobile.twitter.com/sgtjanedoe/status/952244760609284099

lmao that's legit what I was gonna do. Like my single panel house is gonna make a difference? Man I was worried that a nuke was headed our way, like really thought that was happening. Our phones all had the alert go off, said it wasn't a test, the news had instructions.... Man....
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Ulyanyx
01/13/18 1:28:45 PM
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i mean.. is that all it takes to make it seem like it was a mistake? i feel like there would be great precautions in place before people get alerts on their phones (how can the government send alerts like that through anyways?) and warnings on tv

or maybe something did happen and the resulting chaos from declaring it a mistake will divert any attention from videos of the thing happening arising.
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Questionmarktarius
01/13/18 1:29:00 PM
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nicklebro posted...
Harpie posted...

but this was funny
https://mobile.twitter.com/sgtjanedoe/status/952244760609284099

lmao that's legit what I was gonna do. Like my single panel house is gonna make a difference? Man I was worried that a nuke was headed our way, like really thought that was happening. Our phones all had the alert go off, said it wasn't a test, the news had instructions.... Man....

Over here in the midwest, there's some people who interpret the tornado siren as "go outside and look for it".
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Antifar
01/13/18 1:29:53 PM
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man, this is a tremendous fuckup
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Darkrobotisback
01/13/18 1:30:01 PM
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Get a load of that, instead of NORAD warning folks about a imminent nuclear strike, your phone will notify you beforehand!
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glitteringfairy
01/13/18 1:30:09 PM
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Dang
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Samurontai
01/13/18 1:30:14 PM
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CommonStar
01/13/18 1:30:46 PM
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If something like that were to happen in California, where I live, I wouldn't want to survive it.
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Smashingpmkns
01/13/18 1:30:52 PM
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Damn, do they have Homer Simpson running this alert shit or what
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Questionmarktarius
01/13/18 1:33:17 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
How did everyone react to thinking an actual nuke was heading your way? Any goodbyes or heart drops?

Any apocalypse sex?
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RebelElite791
01/13/18 1:33:56 PM
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Tulsi Gabbard is a fake-ass progressive and islamophobe who consorts with the far-right and war criminals.
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Foppe
01/13/18 1:34:11 PM
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Better one warning too many than one too less.
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glitteringfairy
01/13/18 1:34:28 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Tulsi Gabbard is a fake-ass progressive and islamophobe who consorts with the far-right and war criminals.

OK man but we're talking about ballistic missile alerts
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Smashingpmkns
01/13/18 1:34:58 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Tulsi Gabbard is a fake-ass progressive and islamophobe who consorts with the far-right and war criminals.


Kindly, shut the fuck up please
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:35:06 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
nicklebro posted...
Harpie posted...

but this was funny
https://mobile.twitter.com/sgtjanedoe/status/952244760609284099

lmao that's legit what I was gonna do. Like my single panel house is gonna make a difference? Man I was worried that a nuke was headed our way, like really thought that was happening. Our phones all had the alert go off, said it wasn't a test, the news had instructions.... Man....

How did everyone react to thinking an actual nuke was heading your way? Any goodbyes or heart drops?

Everyone asked each other "what do we do?" My neighbors came over. My dad called. It was legit scary.
Samurontai posted...
Just wanna point out that Tulsi is bae tbh

you're not wrong at all
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:37:43 PM
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And I'll say it before anyone else does.

Nuclear missile incoming, potential complete devastation of my entire island.... TO CE!
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SpiralDrift
01/13/18 1:38:21 PM
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First I would shit my pants, then I'd shit your pants, then finally I would accept that all life must end and make my peace.

Seriously, though, that must have been absolutely terrifying.
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littlebro07
01/13/18 1:38:50 PM
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nicklebro posted...
And I'll say it before anyone else does.

Nuclear missile incoming, potential complete devastation of my entire island.... TO CE!


I mean

What the fuck else are you gonna do
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Funkydog
01/13/18 1:38:54 PM
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nicklebro posted...
And I'll say it before anyone else does.

Nuclear missile incoming, potential complete devastation of my entire island.... TO CE!

I'm genuinely surprised no one did say it tbh
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DezDroppedFreak
01/13/18 1:39:43 PM
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Oh my god. That's a major screwup
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OmegaPillow
01/13/18 1:41:21 PM
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That's crazy , glad it's nothing serious t.c , I would've bugged out
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:41:25 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
First I would shit my pants, then I'd shit your pants, then finally I would accept that all life must end and make my peace.

Seriously, though, that must have been absolutely terrifying.

It was. It really was.

littlebro07 posted...
nicklebro posted...
And I'll say it before anyone else does.

Nuclear missile incoming, potential complete devastation of my entire island.... TO CE!


I mean

What the fuck else are you gonna do

That's the thing, there was no help of any kind on the news or on the internet. Our instructions were literally "stay inside"

Funkydog posted...
nicklebro posted...
And I'll say it before anyone else does.

Nuclear missile incoming, potential complete devastation of my entire island.... TO CE!

I'm genuinely surprised no one did say it tbh

Lol me too.

DezDroppedFreak posted...
Oh my god. That's a major screwup

Right? Well fucking a, I'm definitely up now.
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Antifar
01/13/18 1:41:44 PM
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What's worse is if one of these is actually necessary, a fuckup like this just inspires skepticism
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RebelElite791
01/13/18 1:41:49 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
Tulsi Gabbard is a fake-ass progressive and islamophobe who consorts with the far-right and war criminals.

OK man but we're talking about ballistic missile alerts

Ok man but I was simply responding to Sam calling her bae

Smashingpmkns posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
Tulsi Gabbard is a fake-ass progressive and islamophobe who consorts with the far-right and war criminals.


Kindly, shut the fuck up please


Kindly look more critically at your idols
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prince_leo
01/13/18 1:42:14 PM
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phone notifications sound like something I read a couple years ago. seems like a good idea except in cases where it's false
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SpiralDrift
01/13/18 1:42:36 PM
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Tomorrow morning start digging the bunker.
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:46:04 PM
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Antifar posted...
What's worse is if one of these is actually necessary, a fuckup like this just inspires skepticism

You should see how we all ignore tsunami warnings because we've had so many that never turn out to be anythign at all. Like the last one when there was an earthquake I think in Indonesia, people were partying on the pier in Waikiki getting shit faced. And guess what? They were fine. Its always gonna be fine, until the one time its not.
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nicklebro
01/13/18 1:46:48 PM
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Lmao my phone just let me know it was a false alarm. Thanks phone, now maybe get me a xanax and a fresh pair of underwear.
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Parappa09
01/13/18 1:52:12 PM
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