Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-70: The Final Countdown

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UCA_Hype_Guy posted...

[Facing certain death at the hands of Luster, Hype Guy manages to temporarily incapacitate and blind Luster with a can of UCA_Mace, before crawling into the backstage area.]

Must...Hype...

[He crawls into the bowels of the UCA_Arena, where the Cave of Hype can be found. He fumbles around, searching desperately for the right button.]

[After a long search, he finds it. The button is marked "credits". He pushes the button and the FINAL EVER VIDEO is released.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZofkre0dIc

For...Pao...

[Hype Guy crawls back to the ring, ready to face destiny.]

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Love the credits vid, major props to the late UCA hype guy
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HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS (rest to come later):

Wigs - 13
Tom - 8
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Also, before I forget, I think we should all give a huge thank you one more time to Tom, Eaed, and XIII. Their efforts to find a compromise allowed us to take this thing to its proper end, even when tensions were running high, and they didn't necessarily want to cooperate, they toughed it out anyway so that we could go on.

Thank you guys, truly. You all did a wonderful job.
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The Final Match:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76357817
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EPOPMANIA RESULTS PART 2:

XIII - 8
DP - 13

Eaed - 8
Eddv - 9
Sultan - 7

LuchadorPotter - 20
SoliOctopus - 45

Zsig - 13
Boko - 10

Shad/Stifled - 8
GTM/Dante - 4
Nick/Flubbin - 6
Apollo/Strife - 8

Luster - 17
HypeGuy - 5

David - 9
Emerald - 13

Extha - 11
Steiner - 13

Scare - 13
Stevie - 11

Nee wins the battle royale!
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The Trifecta bends to my will eternally!

I am 2-0 against eaed at Epopmania!
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I count 5 votes for boko united this is a travesty
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The Kingdom could not beat The Empire.
The Empire could not beat The Kingdom.

Hell of a fight, Apollo and Strife.

*offers a handshake*
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I...

I...

I was the last MELEE MAYHEM Champion.

I WAS THE LAST MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION!!

BRROOOOOOOO I HAD ONE OF THE BEST REIGNS OF ALL TIME WITH THIS BELT JUST NOW

I DEFENDED ON TV, ON PPVS, AT EPOP

THAT'S SO COOL BRO

What a way for the SoliBro to go. Good games to every single one of my dudes!
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I really don't want to end the Tag titles on a tie
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Scare votes for the Empire
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The Kingdom...offers The Empire a treaty. And our respect. You are worthy competitors, and I am proud to have delivered the end of the Tag Team Division and the end of our careers, locked in battle with you.

Now, I am happy to shake your hand, Stifled, just let me put my Tag Team Championship down... :P

I can't help it, one more time, now that it's reality:

Forever...We Shall Reign.
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*shakes Stifled's hand*

Nah nah nah nah nah. I got one better. Not just Stifled, not just Shad, and not just Apollo, I got something for everyone.

UCA is the House that WE Built, so I got something else.

*Throws up a 2 Sweet Sign for all of UCA*

\m/
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*shakes hands with and bro-hugs Boko in the ring to end our UCA run*
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*shakes hands with and bro-hugs ZSig in the ring to end our UCA run*
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*slides Wigs a chair to end my UCA run*
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Get that chair out of here!
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Emeraldegg posted...

David - 9
Emerald - 13

I suppose I can at least be proud of this. A moral victory in the grand scheme of things but a victory nonetheless. Great match David, I'm proud to have squared up with you for the finale.
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[Slowly sneaks out of UCA with Master of Taybles title everyone forgot about in the mayhem of it all]
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Guys I just threw up and now have a wildly fluctuating temperature and aches all over my body

This like never happens to me

Am I getting uca withdrawals
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Looks like we'll just have to keep it going.
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I told you to pull the trigger on my storyline
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we need some sort of amnesia bomb to forget this finale happened
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I plan on remembering it for a long time!
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*after the lights go off for the last time
Sultan is seen pouring gas on the uca arena and lights it on fire*
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DAVID IS YOUR FINAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RESULTS:

David - 20
Wigs - 16
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well now I have to replace his "legit likes Orton" tag!
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Tom Bombadil posted...

well now I have to replace his "legit likes Orton" tag!

Orton is a great wrestler.
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I will re-open UCA just to make you job that belt to somebody, bucko
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I did just beat david sooooo...
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no sh I'm going to win the title by tricking you all into thinking I'm drakeryn
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Congrats David! I thought you still had that briefcase. This was the ending I was hoping for.
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I am the final Undisputed Champion in UCA history.

I legitimately can't believe those words are true. If you had told me a few weeks ago that I'd be in the UCA hall of fame and winner of the final match, and final Undisputed Champion, I wouldn't have believed you. This is a story that doesn't make any sense, and yet here I am.

The final Undisputed Champion. I just want to say it again because I won't have another chance. This is everything I have ever asked for, and a dream come true.

I was content with having an Epopmania moment. I seen the shock of my fellow superstars and decided that was enough, that I was walking away from it all as content as I could be. The plan to cash-in had been thought of for months. I wasn't sure when I'd do it, but I knew it'd have to be at the final show.

I did it, and I won. For months now, through my gimmicks, and in my promos, I always held out that hope that I would reach this point, and here I am.

Wigs, thank you for the match of a lifetime, and a worthy send-off to this thing.

For the last time: I am the final Undisputed Champion in UCA history. I'm on top of the world.
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I like that he won by the exact amount of his headstart
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StifledSilence posted...

Congrats David! I thought you still had that briefcase. This was the ending I was hoping for.

Eaed and Tom stopped putting it next to my name on the shows, so I assumed everyone had forgot about it. I made a point to tell XIII to continue to not bring it up as we moved closer to the cash-in because I wanted it to be as much of a surprise as possible.

It's part of the reason why I was trying to lose the Melee Mayhem title, and didn't want any other title shots heading into it. I wanted that final match, no strings attached.
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And emerald is the last champion via transitive property!
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Also, KORA totally won the japanese taybles match. Good job Kora!
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davidponte posted...

I am the final Undisputed Champion in UCA history.

I legitimately can't believe those words are true. If you had told me a few weeks ago that I'd be in the UCA hall of fame and winner of the final match, and final Undisputed Champion, I wouldn't have believed you. This is a story that doesn't make any sense, and yet here I am.

The final Undisputed Champion. I just want to say it again because I won't have another chance. This is everything I have ever asked for, and a dream come true.

I was content with having an Epopmania moment. I seen the shock of my fellow superstars and decided that was enough, that I was walking away from it all as content as I could be. The plan to cash-in had been thought of for months. I wasn't sure when I'd do it, but I knew it'd have to be at the final show.

I did it, and I won. For months now, through my gimmicks, and in my promos, I always held out that hope that I would reach this point, and here I am.

Wigs, thank you for the match of a lifetime, and a worthy send-off to this thing.

For the last time: I am the final Undisputed Champion in UCA history. I'm on top of the world.

*fist raise*

I, on the other hand, will continue my ways of always going out............ Number Two.

(Except in the Royal Rumble obv but shhhh)
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Aw poor Wigs

Sorry bro
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So is that the shortest Undisputed reign ever by wigs?
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GTM had an equally as short title reign when he got cashed in on. But yeah I'd think those are the record.
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One of Kora's reigns was only a day as well when Chris cashed in on him in 2015
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davidponte posted...

Looks like we'll just have to keep it going.

UCA One Night Stand 2019: Wigs vs. Emerald vs David, Empire of Silence vs. The Kingdom

Book it, 1 year's enough time for a reunion show and shitty revival on the Sci-Fi channel, right?
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[Bloodied and beaten, Hype Guy attempts to stand but cannot. He lies down and bleeds almost to death, before being placed in the electric chair by UCA Security.]

Fuck you, Luster.

Enjoy the hype.

[Is killed.]
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*turns off the electric chair*

Welp, guess I'm officially out of a job now.

Anybody need a security guard that mostly just sits around a collects a paycheck?
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*sits in the empty ring for awhile after the match.

Eventually gets up and grabs a mic*

Well, I'm obviously disappointed that I will not be the last Melee Mayhem champion. It really was my favorite title. At least I got to be in the last MM match and it ended up being a match type I created.

That said I cannot say I am upset with the honor belonging to Solio. I have had great MM feuds with you Solio and you are another lover of crazy match types. I'm glad I was able to end it all having a fun match against you for a belt we both understand and love.

You are a worthy champion.

*Offers a handshake*
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*Takes the handshake*

Turns out you're a pretty chill dude after all, Maniac.

I'm gonna miss those crazy gimmick matches.
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*burns down the arena again beacuse some how it didn't work the first time!*
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I'll be turning my private board into a B8UCA museum.

A fancy way of saying that I at some point plan to dump all the cards and various content I have saved there.
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